Hi, I'm objectively the worst rhythm game

Hi, I'm objectively the worst rhythm game.
My fans are all 16yo ironic lifestyle weebs who use the term "waifu" to refer to anime girl and watch filthy frank.
My gameplay consists of pressing buttons and dragging a stylus around in a manner that has almost nothing to do with the song being played.
You cannot look at a osu notechart and glean timing information, you just tap numbers in a memorized pattern.
Most people who play osu buy a 2-button mechanical keyboard and a drawing tablet and think they're having fun when they're not.

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I like Osu because I'm autistic and sometimes want to listen to weeb music but I need to be doing something while I do it. It's pretty casual but that's the experience I'm looking for.

I immediately dropped the game when I realised all the ''pros'' use drawing tablets and how piss easy the game gets. Unless you go for the full autism difficulty.

osu!mania is quite good I only play that

honestly this

>think they're having fun when they're not.

ur autism is showing

I only play Taiko! on osu! and its fun as shit. Shame they dont have that many Eurobeat songs

>tfw deltaMax is more popular with osu!autists than with DDRfans

for the 5 years that i played this game, i not once found anybody who was over 18 who played it, it's literally a childrens game.

>not playing the o2jam mode
Literally the only good thing about it.

to be fair,DeltaMAX can only be played by a fraction of the rhythm community.There just aren't enough cabs out in the wild with anything past Extreme

While Osu! can be played on a fucking toaster from 2002

Im 19 and i still play it from time to time. I actually find it fun...


Pls dont bully me.

this thread is the definition of "no fun allowed"

Same here user, I don't understand what everyone is on about

I still play this game because I still find it a lot of fun and getting better while using M+KB feels good when faggots are struggling with 2.5* with their tablets they got because the "pros" use them.

High level Osu is a fucking joke, most maps are just endurance tests of mashing xzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzx (or whatever keys you use) as fast as you can while occasionally jumping with little to no rhythm. Streams were a mistake

>think they're having fun when they're not

that's some stealth autism right there

>think they're having fun when they're not.

soooo...im not allowed to have, dare I say, fun ?

>playing online
That's your problem
This game is meant to be played alone in your fucking NEETcave. OP is right, they're not having fun, they are retarded underage kids.

Why do people seem to hate this game so much? I go back to it every once in a while and it's always a fun time.

Cause your playing a game that someone on the internet doesn't like and that's a sin

Because for whatever reason people need to shit on others for enjoying something they don't

>streams were a mistake

No, the problem is mappers don't know how to fucking map so they just throw in stupid shit that doesn't make sense for "coolness".

Sensible, not-spaced-out streams are fun.

>I'm objectively the worst rhythm game
>continues to provide 0 objective facts

>creator puts in botnet and spyware shit that captures your desktop and process list
>i-it's to make sure people don't cheat! ;3!!!
>oh we love u creator-kun!

fuck that game and its community.

>High level Osu is a fucking joke, most maps are just endurance tests of mashing xzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzx (or whatever keys you use) as fast as you can while occasionally jumping with little to no rhythm. Streams were a mistake
I thought everyone knew that because the difficulty gap is extremely large where you would go from a decently challenging map you would see in Ouendan/EBA to xzxzxzxzxzxzx mouse-flicking shit.

I'm bad at osu but I like the taiko mode

too bad not that many people play it

I'm not sure that's entirely true, and besides has anyone reported anything bad from that?

Anyone interested in playing multiplayer?
Server name: Sup Forumsosu
password: rage

i'm in bed, what star range

I hate the mentality mappers have for making maps solely to get PP and nothing else, it's not about fun mapping at all half the time and just to boost peoples autism scores, I just want fun maps with jumps and streams that make sense, but only 3.5-4.6 seem to have that with the occasional 5.0 having a fun map. Fuck mappers

Was thinking 4-5 but whatever's fine

I remember when this came out. Dunno why it got popular, since it took years before people suddenly started flocking to it.

>tfw can play 4* maps now

even if he was wrong I'd be embarrassed to even tell anyone that I derive enjoyment out of a game like that
kill yourself

It's fun though

youtube.com/watch?v=XYmhxmT3REY

Is this supposed to be fun?

>played osu for 5 years with M+KB
>wrist explodes and now it physically hurts to play
who where /retired vet/

>Is this supposed to be fun?

No but at least the game doesn't force shit maps like that down your throat. You would have to actually LOOK for maps like that

Congrats.

You're going to be stuck there for some time. It took me a few months to move on to 5, and it's only worse from there.

osu is shit but at least it has taiko mode. i have a lot of the top scores

Not the same user but I had that problem with 5 stars. I was (and still am) stuck there for over a year and im only just now being able to go to 5.5+

>Computer too shitty to run Stepmania without lagging
>LR2 is too much of a pain to set up
>FFR

No rhythmn game cabs in this country either, so i'm forced to play osu!mania.

youtube.com/watch?v=ViA_hkn7lNE

>Anime OP simulator

no thanks

>mfw this shit happened to me with Shmups too
Who would've guessed that playing for 6+ hours a day without proper stretching and breaks could fuck your hands up?

>tfw i've been using mouse-only controls the entire time
>I only found out that people use keyboard and tablets months later
>people who play osu are so casual that they can't play with mouse only
Thank god I dropped this game for Taiko. Never looked back since.

>try to branch out to 6* maps
>95% of them are unenjoyable AR 10 adderall flick-fests with really stupid streams

>shitting on pappa franku
I'm fine with the rest you said but for that specifically, fuck you.

OP why don't you come hang out with the cool kids playing bemani instead, you'd fit right in

>watching unfunny garbage
I'm fine with you fucking off until you're old enough to post here.

Thatsa one spicy piece o bait

>I couldn't figure out how to beat [EASY] tracks so the game sucks
This game is the pinnacle of casual filters.

>unfunny garbage
>"y-you a kid"
You're so retarded I don't even know how to respond. Sure not every video he makes is good but he is still pretty funny.
Is this the famous contrarian mentality of Sup Forums speaking

It's the pinnacle of shit

My 16 years old sister is currently obssesed with it. I hate to admit it but she' pretty good. Wonder how she'd react if she knew all the pros use tablets

>gameplay consists of pressing buttons and dragging a stylus around in a manner that has almost nothing to do with the song being played
What? Do you have down syndrome or something?

The game is literally as simple as it gets and you guys are having a hard time with it, holy hell this place.

>Sup Forums
>being able to play vidya at all
Remember user, people here are fucking inept despite acting like a bunch of pros

>creator packs spyware that saves a pic of your process list and desktop to "make sure you're not cheating."
>osufags defend this
Don't shill this shit.

kek

>fun isn't fun
fuck you op

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>anons think they're hot shit when they can play fucking osu
jesus christ i hate neo-Sup Forums. Play some actual rhythm games like 2dicks or popn and you can act smug all you like

Dude chill out. It's not a big deal if people like a game you don't like, nobody is forcing you to play it or even think about it.

>implying I don't play all sorts of rhythm games
Nigga come back to me when you've stopped being a faggot over what rhythm games people play

No one is acting smug, just wondering what you could possibly having such a hard time with, the instructions and the rules are very clear.

The circle outside the number gets smaller, once it's the size of the outer bounds of the ball you click it. If it's shaped like a tube you must drag your cursor.

Also I've never found a map that isn't synced up to the beat. Try a different download site.

>a different download site

What the fuck?

This game was retarded from the beginning for taking a touchscreen concept and expecting everyone to play it with a mouse

Some charts have nothing to do with the music which is true because any random weeb can just create shit quality charts instead of some guys getting paid to do it. Also literally every charts have no hit sounds unlike good rhythm games
No fuck you, support your nearest arcade and don't play shitty games

Download your maps from proper websites instead of some underground furryporn occult sites, ofc their maps are going to be shit and out of sync.

This isn't too hard to figure out, user.

my 14 years old sister loves it, she is pretty good in osu!mania
should I be worried?

>osu!mania
Yes, tell her to play lunatic rave 2 instead

>when I realised all the ''pros'' use drawing tablets
>caring about "pros" in single-player game

I haven't seen a fanbase description this accurate in a long while. Even including the Filthy Frank part, oh wow.

>Support your nearest arcade
Fuck you I did just that today user, I went and played Jubeat, Groove Coaster, and multiplayer Hello Pop'n because that's all they have for Pop'n. I hope they get more bemani in because I want more than just Jubeat and I'm trash at DDR

Sure, and there's nothing with Filthy Frank, or Pewdiepie either. They just pander to a certain type of a crowd. Actually Pewdiepie panders to the same crowd Frank panders to now as well, teens.

So what I'm saying is we can agree on Filthy Frank being okay, but then we're gonna agree on you being underage as well, since no adult would watch that garbage and think it's even slightly amusing

>Wow look at me doing some gross shit isn't this entertaining and something you haven't seen/gotten bored of ages ago
>Wow look at me doing some weird shit, like I've done for 5 years now and it's shock value is also gone
>I guess all that is left is to basically do challenge videos like a generic youtuber with my aussie friends

thanks for the recommendation I will try it, but what makes it better than osu?

Keysounds, 8 keys, well made charts, non weeb song, more strict timing.
Unless your sister is the kind of people who plays rhythm game to listen to anime osts, she'll probably enjoy lr2 more and she'll git gud much faster

oh well she plays anime songs, not exclusively, but its mostly my fault for showing her k-on!
anyway thanks user

The game doesn't take memorization, you fucking idiot. If you played other rhythm games you'd know how it worked.

Also the second-best player uses a mouse.

#2 uses mouse. Also tablet doesn't magically make the game easy.

>intentionally gimping yourself
>caring how others play
sounds like you are just shit and making excuses :^)

If you think playing with a tablet makes the game easy, you didn't play enough to have an opinion

>most people who play osu [...] think they're having fun but they're not

Sure, I mean no one could possibly enjoy something you don't.

Not him but I think it somewhat will give you a more advantage on more difficult songs Unless I need to increase my mouse sensitivity.

I always have a hard time with the game with higher difficulty with mouse, so I was thinking about getting a tablet on my own. but that is the best thing about OSU. It give you multiple options how to play, but I mostly play Mania more than anything else.

The better you get the worse the beatmaps become

The opposite. Once you're actually good enough to play and FC extras, that's when the game really gets fun in my opinion.

The game is fun at least for me, i've been playing it for like 2 years and i can say that being in a high rank like 6k really helps you to play entertaining maps, the problem is the community and pp mappers and well the fact that OP is cock sucker that doesn't want others to have fun and needs to insult filthy frank to gather attencion

Tried it whiles back with Vocaloid tracks but for the most part I couldn't connect the dots on the rhythms or read the charts so I just went back to Project Diva.

I just play osudroid pretty fun