Why haven't you made the Switch™ yet?

Why haven't you made the Switch™ yet?

1- the switch looks like a flimsy piece of shit, I'd wait for a revision at least
2- zelda is also on wiiu and PC
3- I never buy nintendo consoles until homebrew comes out

I love being a idort

I buy Nintendo consoles used and pirate my games on them to make sure Nintendo doesn't get a single fucking penny from me.

Waiting for Bayonetta 3.

I want to fuck that gay cat

Really? I don't buy sony consoles at all since they're straight up trash lmao.

>Nintendo is a mentally ill person that is only attractive for a few months
>Sony is a pure woman who will love you and give you everything you need
Sounds about right

Zero games.

>setting for a 2/10 waifu
no thanks, I'll take the 10/10 kitten

...okay?

Oh that trap cat is from Re:Zero?
What a shame. Never got that far before losing interest.

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Fuck that cat is gay or not?

SHUT THE FUCK UP ONSOKUMARU

Traps have been scientifically and medically proven to not be gay, so no.

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Guys look at me
I'm a faggot

Pretty sure anything with a penis that's attracted to things that also have a penis is gay.

Direct quote from professor Lorenzo Steinberg
"Traps aren't gay, quite the opposite in fact, our studies show that the penis only makes it better"

Can't remember the website but google should help you.

Does making out with a boy feel the same as with a girl? I'm curious but obviously don't want to try out myself, since I'm not a poof.

What if it has a feminine penis and you're doing the penetration?

As long as she's wearing a skirt, yes.

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Because it doesn't have any games I want to play.

>Not wanting a feminine penis to massage your prostate
user, I think you might be gay.

Because I'm not a couldn't-even-get-Autismbux-NEET, that's why. Here's a superior cringy picture for you to use when you get off your ass and join the big boys, champ.

Like fucking clockwork.

Dude if you keep this up I'm gonna have to fuck you myself just to shut you up just so you stop posting

re:zero is good tho

I don't just want a quick dicking.

If you like traps you are fucking gay, bro

It's too feminine to penetrate. It has to dangle freely while you fuck their ass.

I enjoyed it greatly until he got to the mansion and they focused on those unlikable twins.

Rem is a fucking shit
Re zero is a garbage deconstruction

Traps are fucking gay but felix is still better than rem

My bad. It's a boyfried you want

>Steinberg

Yeah!

traps are 100% straight though, bro

fuck no I ain't gay bro

sauce

>I ain't gay bro

We're all straight as fuck here dude. Don't worry

Reminder that most trapfags are frustrated straights. If your gay you should explore every aspect of you and your bfs sexuality.

did he stay str8

Switch is shit, just like every Nintendo console since the N64.
I'm never giving Nintendo money again, I will just pirate the few games worth the time like Zelda.

No

Traps are gay and Felix is for headpats and cuddling, not for lewd.

>Steinberg
God fucking damn it every time