Guardians are...strangely lewd I must say

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

Guardians are...strangely lewd I must say

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Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

What are guardians even made of?

James Rogers
James Rogers

this get you off???

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

slutjuices

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

The tears of Zelda

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

7/10, not even agreeing with Sterling, the game has its problems but its above average.

prove me wrong

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

7/10 is average though 8/10 is good, 9/10 is great and 10/10 is paid reviews

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

Why would I? It's an opinion

That no one really asked for

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

No that's the modern review scale. 5/10 should be average and I think that is anon's scale if 7/10 is above average. The modern scale really sucks

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

Doing the ceremonial shrine quest in zoras domain
looking over every inch of shoreline in the area for that trident and haven't found shit

I don't wanna know where it is exactly but does anyone have a hint?

David Smith
David Smith

Have Magnesis out around bridges' bases

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

I actually like this incarnation of Zelda the most. Fite me

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

It's under the city somewhere. A dude tells you where he dropped it off a bridge. Hint: you'll need a rune.

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

5/10 is average, its smack dab in the middle of being good or bad.
let me blog for once in my goddamn life

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

What are some games you consider 10/10?

David Clark
David Clark

I like BotW Zelda the most too, even when she wasn't being a bitch. She felt real and closer to the player than all the other zeldas without being a deformed freak like SS Zelda

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

I like ALL the divine beasts

AMA

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

i have yet to find a nearly flawless game to give a 10/10

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

I don't think this is as controversial as you think. The main complaint is that they are short, which means people want more of them

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

I beat the game last week and I fucking loved it. Im gonna take a break and play it again when the final DLC comes out.

Is it worth it to do all the shrines? Also master mode? I did around 100 when I finished my first playthrough. I didn't really bother with sidequest except some of the shrine quest with Kass.

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

If you like shrines go for it, the reward is just some clothes but if you enjoy doing the shrines there is no reason not to finish it

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

How about 9/10 then?

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

Hyrule is just so nice to be in. The atmosphere is really fantastic

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

I had the game since release and only got one divine beast. Most the time I can't get myself to play the game thinking if I put in 3 hours into the game I will not get anywhere. The maps are too fucking huge with nothing in them.

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

Aside from a few games which I hold as high as 9/10, thats strictly due to nostalgia. I'd say Super Mario 64 is a 9/10 just because of how much I play that game and enjoy it each run, but factually it isn't a 9/10 game or possibly not even an 8/10 game. I can't list any 9/10 games that are actually deserving of that score, I apologize user

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

Sometimes when I want to take a break I just wander around hyrule

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

There are tons in them, you just have to be good at finding shit. Moving around is really fast too if you paraglide. I never got the empty huge map complaint, I get everywhere extremely fast.

John Bailey
John Bailey

Those clothes do have some of the best armor values in the game, at least.

They're also apparently very comfortable.

James Lopez
James Lopez

Should I buy the DLC? I want an excuse to go back to the game

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

Depends on how much you like the actual combat and gameplay of BOTW
Considering I really like the gameplay, the Master Trials are bretty good and Master Difficulty is fun too but honestly is pretty fucking bullshit at times and makes the game essentially a stealth game
The costume shit is worthless

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

H-how about a 8/10? I'm trying to figure out what a 7/10 is to you.

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

Master mode is meh
Master trials are great

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

I'd give Splatoon 2 a 7/10 as well if thats what you're looking for. Shovel Knight was pretty solid, albeit short so possibly an 8 or 7.5 if you're into that half ratings. Mario Kart 8 I'd give an 8, if the DLC is included since I think you get a lot of bang for your buck.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

essentially a stealth game
Sounds good, how good is the stealth in master mode?

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Wait for more information for the part 2 of the DLC

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

not grabbing Majora's Mask to avoid encounters
not grabbing the Phantom set for really nice early-game armor
Tingle's armor is also worth getting just for how people freak out when you approach them.

It's a tad more difficult since enemies have a better line of sight, but you can always sneak strike them at night. The biggest challenge in Master Mode is probably the Plateau, since the game doesn't scale up the weapons with the enemies. The floating platforms do give you some nice gear, though, so be on the lookout for those.

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

What about non-Nintendo games? I'd have to say that I would consider BotW better than Splatoon 2.

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

It's the same as stealth in the base game, which is already pretty good due to things like sightlines and sound affecting the awareness of enemies. What I mean by this is that fighting enemies in this mode is way harder due to more advanced enemy placements across the board (prepare to be ambushed by enemies riding octorock platforms) as well as giving them regenerating health. Oh and for good measure a Lynel spawns on the Great Plateau just to say fuck you
Overall i'd say it's too hard to be fun because if they wanted to have all this shit i'd outright remove weapon durability because otherwise enemies have too much health to really reliably take down

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Master Mode doesn't feel noticably different, mainly because most of the changes had to do with combat and nothing else. The shrines and beasts are all still the same, there aren't any new unique enemies added, no new weapons or items. Really, all it is, is enemies are ranked up sooner than later(blue and silver enemies show up early), and they regen health at an unfair rate, artificially making battles last longer. It's not a problem when you're fighting 1 or 2 enemies but any more and it becomes a hassle because of how quickly enemies regen.

The only good thing that came out of it are the floating platforms with chests, since they give out strong weapons so early. I don't think its worth the money for this DLC, and fuck me I paid for the season pass

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

Meh, I loved the Master trials so it was worth it to me.

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Tubes?
Glass and tubes.

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

Just to rapid fire, Last of Us 6/10, Killing Floor 2 7/10, Metal Slug Anthology 6/10, Fallout 4 is 6.5/10, Battleborn 3/10, Stardew Valley PC 7/10, Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 both 7.5, GTA SA and IV are solid 7/10s, Civilation 3 and 4 are 7.5/10.
Generally I value gameplay over anything else, these games just come to mind from skimming what I got on PS4 and steam. I've been trying to get more RPG's under my belt

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

They should patch in the ability to disable flurry rush. Parry is much better to use

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

Jeez you have some really high standards

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

This is the worst fucking zelda i've ever played, i've already finished the game but don't feel like going 100% like the previous games.

It's just way to grindy as fuck with shitty weapon durability.

Should have just made weapons upgradeable and have more purpose to switch.

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

I think most of the games I listed are exceptional games which I recommend to people often. I enjoy games. I just don't think 9 or 10/10 games are being made currently, especially with Day one patches being a prominent thing today, BoTW is guilty of this among other games. Though Mario Odyssey might break that 9/10 for me if it truly brings back the goodness from 64 and sunshine.

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

You can you know just not dodge?

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Not that user but those really should be normalized standards when it comes to the rating scale

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

Grindy
What are you even grinding.

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

Weapon durability doesn't even matter, weapons are so plentiful, and that's a problem. You don't even have to grind for anything in the game

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

Imagine playing this game at 720p 20 fps washed out colors on a huge TV. Wow.

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

The saturation actually hurts my eyes, and I'm playing on the PeeCee too

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Looks pretty good, any noticeable problems or does cemu work fine?

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

Honestly the game looks great and a potential HD remaster a few years down the line that actually makes the game playable on consoles would be legit
This is coming from someone who beat it on WiiU, and holy shit did I suffer
mfw walking into a town and the framerate dies again

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

at least you're consistent, sterlingfag is inconsistent

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

but I liked the washed out colors, gives it a painting like look

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

I kinda wish the other races went to other villages, you only see so few of them around.

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

Only issue is depth of field in the binoculars can bug out from time to time. Otherwise no it works pretty gr8.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

those really hi-def ground textures
on a seven year old, mid-tier powerful console
No wonder it runs like shit.

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

what's the secret in conquering the master sword trials

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

holy shit i hope those rumours about a gtx 1060 4k dock are true cause this looks really good

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Plenty of gorons with the Gerudos for some reason

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

Shoot niggas
No, legit. Bows are going to be your best fucking friend, especially when they start handing out arrows
End fights before they can begin- don't get into a scrap with a powerful enemy if you can help it. Plan ambushes. Be patient. Remember to take advantage of ragdoll physics, as you can kill powerful enemies by knocking them into water and stuff
Make sure you've mastered both Perfect Parry and Flurry Rush as it chops enemies up

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

It was a pain in the ass. Is that enough of a hint for you?

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

So Sup Forums is hard mode worth playing? Are there noticeable differences that make another playthrough worth it? Is it actually challenging/fix the inverted difficulty curve?

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

they make sense though, since they're merchant races

you'd think the bird people would fly around, I only see a few

Ah right, I haven't gotten to the part with many arrows yet.

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

Subtle

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

yeah you're an idiot who doesn't actually realize how scoring works. If you can't name a single 9/10, that means you score games from 0-8, which makes your 7 a 9 in non-retarded measurements.

Also, can we end the meme that a 10/10 means its a flawless game?
If the best game of all time cannot score a perfect 10/10, that score is utterly useless, which means there's no reason to actually list it.

Reviewing things is not the same as scoring a test.

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

Fuck, I forgot I realized to tag

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

Don't throw away rusty weapons. Eat something to give you extra hearts before the trials even start

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

Don't die

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

what's the point of giving a "defense" armor like the Soldier armor (which doesn't even have a combo boost) when the Champion Tunic has better stats and has an additional see HP effect.

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

Yeah man this game really does look gorgeous behind that low resolution output. Texture work in most places is really well done, and the shaders they use for cel shading scale flawlessly at higher resolution creating this almost Pixar/cartoon like appearance that comes to life. Game is gorgeous. I guarantee at some point down the line there will be a 4k HD remaster of this game.

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Tunic looks retarded and soldier armour is the best looking set in the game. We fashion Zelda now.

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

you say that but the cemu compatibility list says it runs, but cannot be completed due to glitches

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

It looks cool+is customizable

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

yeah but it has no bonus effect, which sucks

same with climbing gear too for some odd reason

Benjamin White
Benjamin White

Zelda remasters should be a given now

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

If the best game of all time cannot score a perfect 10/10, that score is utterly useless, which means there's no reason to actually list it.
It's for future games. Do you think there was 10/10 in first year of videogames?

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

With the free DLC campaigns shovel knight becomes a 10

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

Climbing gear does have a bonus effect. Are you high

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

huh, I guess I didn't notice it

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

That is silly and outdated. My 120 shrine/4 divine beast/main quest completion normal and master mode saves say otherwise.

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

What are the chances of the DLC adding more enemy types

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Yes.
Why not? There was the best game of its time. The best atari game is a 10/10 even if in the future a better game will have come out.
Keeping numbers "in reserve" is not only useless, it's also a waste of time. If you will only score something up to 9, your nine is fundamentally equivalent to a 10, because it is the max score.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

all, right, I'll trust. If I run into a glithc that prevents me from finishing the game and waste 200 hours I'm gonna blame you

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

You won't. If you really care about the in-game photos with the camera or the save file thumbnails, wait for 1.9.1. It fixes this. It's the only real long-standing issue remaining.

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

I would say the chances are pretty high

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

The hopes and dreams of Zelda

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

I actually finished all the shrines, it's a nice experience if you do it in chunks

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

Guardians are really well designed, but why the fuck do they have no melee moves? Once you get close it's over for the poor robots

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

I'll take that as a no?

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

No, nothing is fixed except the game takes less time to become easy and there is a greater focus on stealth

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

Their AI should make them stay away from the player instead of scrambling close

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

the stalker ones like to move away when you get closer

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

There should really have been more types of guardians outside besides the flying ones and the large ones

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

the big ones technically are split into two

I do want submarine and underground type guardians though

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Master mode's a let down and don't even try the master sword trials on that mode. Floor ten will make you kill yourself.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

Black dyed Soldier Armor + Diamond Circlet is best combination

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

how do I make enemies drop guts

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

Keep killing them

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

Kill all blacks. Really, black and up enemies are guaranteed to drop guts

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

hinox are a chore to farm

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

I got past that by not finishing combos. It's not that hard or annoying

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

What was gloor 10 again? The lizalfos who instantly see you?

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

I had trouble finding even though I knew it was underwater around Zora's Domain somewhere. It's west-north-west, under the bridge.

Chase Long
Chase Long

Yep the lizalfos. The regain tons of health fast as well

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

There isn't. The Soldier's set has high defense and nothing else. It's available early on and is easy to upgrade, but it's outclassed by armor thhat you can get later on, mainly the Ancient Armor (best set in the game).

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

It's 9/10 easily.

Should have come with the dlc from the start tho.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Game desperately needed enemies you can't cheese with flurry rush

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

Or just more varied enemies in general. Yeah I know they have larger movesets and the elemental variations have different movesets but I want them to look different

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

I just cheesed that room by chaining sneak strikes
Now floors 1-4~ really did make me wanna kill myself

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

How do you do that? It's pretty hard to sneak once you are noticed

Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

they should have made them postmen again it'd greatly increase the flow of information

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

For that room I just immediately shot arrows at the first lizalfos before it alerts the others
Snuck up behind one of them, sneak strike and before they get up walk behind them and repeat

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

More enemies should force you to use runes to beat. Like peeling armour off with magnesis or something around those lines

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

What is the fastest way to get loads of arrows? I keep running out of them because archery in this game feels damn good

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

Farming them from bokoblin archers work great

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

The game really needed more mini bosses like that

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

Doesn't one girl in the game want to fuck guardians?

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

I'd do love bara bird postmen~

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

You mean the one rubbing the ancient ball near lurelin? she probably does

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

Just got my hands on this game last week. Have about 15 hours in it so far, and just took out my first divine beast in the Zora's Domain. I'm really enjoying the game so far, it really took the best of Zelda 1 and put it into a modern style.
The characters also have that unique charm that I look for when playing LoZ games. Definitely getting a sense of nostalgia and wonder that other games haven't really matched lately.

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

god can you emulator faggots just shut the fuck up already

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

You can get 900p 30fps with the switch*

*except on the master sword forest, where no nintendo patch was able to fix the frame rate unlike everything else

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Why don't mods push daily Nintendo threads to /vg/ but daily threads of any other game is instantly removed?

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

Right now I see a persona thread, another PUBG thread, a terraria thread, another bloodvornr thread and multiple sonic threads

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

bloodvorve
Bloodborne

Anyway I also see tevankther fallout thread and overwatch thread

Your point is therefore moot, but nice try anyway

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

15 hours
You haven't seen shit yet buddy, enjoy yourself

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

Way to hype me more, user. I haven't been able to play too much due to working a fuck ton. Thanks Lil Kimmy. But so far this looking to be my GOTY. Great for little short bursts of playing.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

Those threads aren't general threads. This is a general thread. The Guilty Gear threads were pushed to /vg/. Why isn't this thread that exists solely to be in the catalog 24/7?

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

Why aren't those threads generals but this is? Seems exactly the same. Hell bloodborne's one didn't even try. It's literally lets talk about bloodborne. I'm not even mentioning the team fortress threads

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

Holy hell there is even a stormblood thread up now.

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

Must be the fog. There's no reason otherwise

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

playing with the hud on

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

It's just way to grindy as fuck
The fuck? There is NO grinding in the game. At all.

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

playing this game at 720p 20 fps washed out colors on a huge TV
If you have wii u sure.

On Switch it's 900p at 30 fps and the colours are not washed out if you have the Switch's colour range on FULL RANGE.

Imagine playing one of the best games of all time on a shitty broken emulator which constantly crashes. Nice way to ruin the experience sillu child.

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

promised myself I wouldn't beat Ganon until I got all shrines
also promised myself I wouldn't use guides for any shrines
still 9 shrines to go
The suffering is real.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

Stop falseflagging kid

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

Have about 15 hours in it so far, and just took out my first divine beast in the Zora's Domain
Someone actually playing the game correctly. BotW is best enjoyed at a leisurely pace. You see these cry baby kiddies who run from devine beast to devine beast - fast warping everywhere - and beating the game in about 20 hours and complaining it's bad. Stupid ass kids annoy the fuck out of me.

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

Don't do it to yourself, it's not worth it man

Owen Price
Owen Price

Yeah short bursts is the way to play. If you can play for 15 hours and still enjoy yourself that much you should be fine the rest of the game. You should have some more secrets left to find

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

What the fuck is with urbosa's pose

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

Why is Revali the best champion?

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Why does revali look so smug

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

Because he's a fucking baller.

Ian Young
Ian Young

He's the only one that is truly personally an antagonist to you

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

Aside from a few games which I hold as high as 9/10, thats strictly due to nostalgia. I'd say Super Mario 64 is a 9/10 just because of how much I play that game and enjoy it each run, but factually it isn't a 9/10 game or possibly not even an 8/10 game. I can't list any 9/10 games that are actually deserving of that score

I think you should get a new hobby user.

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

Because he gives the best power.

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

beat Revali's divine beast
he starts bragging to you as his is wont
that sad pause he gives as he stares at Link after gloating knowing that he's dead and he fucked up

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

Am I the only one that likes divine beasts more than traditional dungeons?

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

as he is wont
What

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

Typo. Was meant to be
as is his wont

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

well you can't fuck the dead

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

The Bloodborne threads aren't daily. These BoTW threads is literally always present in the catalog with a BoTW general.

I guess be happy mods suck major Nintendo dicks. If they displayed consistency, they would've pushed this to /vg/ weeks ago.

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

I'm waiting until all the DLC is out before I replay, but I can't imagine the Master difficulty being that fun. It looks like it just needs you to do everything slower, and makes weapon breaking even more frustrating.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

aren't daily
You must be new here. actually hell not even bloodborne, just Dark souls games like DaS2. Your victim complex is indeed hilarious

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

So...are you going to complain about the recurring Persona waifu generals? No? Yeah thought so
/v/thread/387027084#p387027084
/v/thread/387026948#p387026948
/v/thread/387028098#p387028098

There are fucking 3 of them

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

You gonna complain about Battlegrounds or Dark souls or no? If anything mods suck from dick even more

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

mods suck major Nintendo dicks
Mods allow lots of Nintendo threads because a lot of people post Nintendo threads and lots of people post in Nintendo threads.
It's not a mod's job to say "I don't like [game], so I will delete half of all threads to do with [game]".

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

What about TF2 threads
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/TONIGHT%27S%20THE%20NIGHT/type/op/

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

i actually agree with you on your rating system my dude
if i say a game/movie/album is 8/10, then i would consider it excellent. A 9 would be a masterpiece and a 10 would be one of the best of that medium.

A 7/10 is still very good

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

aren't daily
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/Bloodborne/type/op/

Aiden King
Aiden King

I do too actually, better than most traditional dungeons though, not all. Manipulating the beasts are great, and I like the physics puzzles better than the traditional puzzles

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

I would like them more of they looked different and were longer

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

it does make me wonder why that guy keeps spamming that, is the /tf2g/ garbage?

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

I prefer original dungeons as they feel more real and natural but I prefer the divine beast puzzles. A combination of the two would be ideal

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

Wow, a Zelda game that makes user want to kill himself? That's hard to believe

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

I won't miss the hardwired puzzles but I do miss the doors

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

Bags of sand.

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

I miss enemies in dungeons too, the Goo got boring after a while

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

W-wah! Don't look, you pervert! >//////<

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

Guardians are super cute. I hope they reappear in some capacity in future games.

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

I like everything in this game and I'm fine with the weapons breaking. AMA

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

Why are you such a horrendous faggot?

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

guardians are 萌え

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

Only for (u)

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

That's a comfy picture. I like the picture of the Guardian covered in Christmas lights as well. Calling them "super cute" is pretty fucking gay though.

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

But they are cute

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

No they're not, they're cool.

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

They are very cute and lovely and I love them very much.

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

Did anything change with the new patch?

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

it took me 40 hours to realize i can shield-reflect their laser beams instead of wasting arrows on their eyes...

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

I think the world reset glitch is fixed

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

they remind me of acguy

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Nothing else? Really? I thought I saw some gameplay improvements. Are the hitboxes fixed?

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

I don't know but I do feel like dodging became easier. Might just be me though

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

Definitely just you. It feels the exact same

Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

I played it on WiiU, and it ran at mostly stable 30fps. Only the bigger population centers chucked down to mid-20s.

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

Is there a way to reliably reflect their lasers on hard mode? Feels like the firing is random now

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

I miss the hardwired puzzles somewhat because I do things in the simplest possible way and just kind of look back at the room and wonder if that's the way the area designer meant for it to be solved.

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

But for the hardwired ones there's only one way, and there is so little player involvement in actually solving the puzzles. Usually it's just use an item on X and watch a cutscene play

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

Just charge up a spear and kill them before they even stand up.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

wait what

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Yeah I guess. I just feel like I'm missing out on something because I jury-rigged several shitty solutions that were probably not intended in both shrines and beasts.

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

Once you have Urbosa's Fury and a decent spear you can basically OHKO any Hinox before they wake up.

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

When I finished the ice cube one I was really worried I missed something but I think they do expect you to throw it THROUGH the flames.

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

What's the most comfy area of the game and why is it Hateano?

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

Not even close

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

not lurelin

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

That's not tarrey town though

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Yeah it's a really comfy seaside town. So underrated

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

Where's Lurelin

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

I think you meant to say akkala

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

It's a shame but there's not much to do there, only about 4-5 quest and 2 shrines. Still has some of the best music though

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

not sure if I had to progress the plot or something but goddamn there was next to nothing to do there

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

not sure if I had to progress the plot or something
There's no such thing in BotW.

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

I always get this feeling too. As if I just cheesed the puzzle. I'm used to finding some unsatisfying solution to the puzzle and missing out completely on the intended solution, such as the Groosenator catapult thing on one of the Imprisoned fights in Skyward Sword. I just ran up and sailclothed on top and I was like, oh okay that was weird. With the puzzles in BotW I like the open endedness but I feel like I just missed the point in some of them.

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

It's just a comfy little town at the side

Yeah the plot is quite self contained within each area besides the first section

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

Oh I haven't explored much in that region.

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

I swear you have to do that to unlock sidequests in Kakariko. I remember the firefly girl not giving me a quest at night in her house which I thought was weird since she was in the journal of various worries but when I came back later she gave me the quest, which in turn let me do the heirloom quest. Speaking of Kakariko, I never see anyone mention it as the most comfy town which is weird because it's definitely one of mine, if not my most comfy town.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Oh fucking goddamnit I can't unsee it now.

You motherfucker.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

Same happened to me. Firefly quest might be bugged.

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

Don't worry user I agree with you

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

You need to do enough of the other SIDEQUESTS in the town to trigger the Firefly one. No plot stuff there really.

I'd already beaten Ganon once when I finally found that quest, which led to the heirloom quest.

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

Guardians are based off of ancient pottery, so when you're fighting them, you're basically still smashing pots.

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

Like pottery

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

As barebones as it is, I actually find Rito Village the most comfy. I'm a log cabin vacation kind of guy though.

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Comfiest is Selmie's Spot.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

I like the rito area in general, including the beast

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

My only problem with this game is that I can only hold 8 weapons.

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

as much as little to do there, I do love the quests associated in it

though I do wonder if Kass is the only rich person there, since he somehow could afford separate living room/bedroom and kitchen

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

YAHAHA

If you're not joking go find Hetsu

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

Pic related, pottery from Japan's Jomon period

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

Eyelashes!

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Kass has the most kids so it's expected he has a bigger area to live in

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Is that a motherfucking spongebob reference?

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

suck my DIIIIIIIICKS
Nice

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

Is it worth it to do a straight to hyrule castle run on master mode? Or should I wait for the second DLC

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

Fight Ganon with 14 hearts.
Literally attacks with three moves before dying.
Fight Ganon with all the shrines done.
Multiple lasers, all the melee weapons, tornadoes, ice blocks, ground pound, lightning poles nonstop.

Do they gimp Ganon depending on your "level," or is it just random how pissed-off he'll be?

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

Are we sure it's not just like a communal kitchen?

Jason King
Jason King

isn't that dirty

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

Not so sure about that, though I do know you gotta fight the Blights first if you don't finish Ancient Beasts.

And I do recall him using his lasers and shit if you go in early on.

Logan King
Logan King

I did Ganon after beating all shrines and he only did the same 3 moves over and over again really. He never made lightening poles or ice blocks when I fought him. Sounds like you had a much more fun fight, he's always been a pushover to me

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

It's random. I got the fight you described with only ~40 shrines done

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

What are maids

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

Yeah Ganon is actually fun on hard mode

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

something ritos don't have

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

You don't know that. Alternatively, they could all just clean up after themselves.

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

It's pretty sad when you realize that master mode ganon should be the actual difficulty of ganon even on normal mode

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

My problem with it is that it doesn't feel like a village. It's like some kind of rickety shitty lookout post.

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

Whats different

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

You actually have to maste dodge timings if not he will recover all his health

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

Does he still loses half health if you do the divine beasts

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Yes, that's why you do it before you do anything else. So satisfying beating him with base hearts and stamina

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

Rank the 3D zeldas

For me

OOT>BotW>MM>TP>WW>SS

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

MM>OoT>BotW=TP>>>>>WW>SS

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

People who never give a 10 don't have a scale that goes up to 10.

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

I'd give it a 9 personally. There's not much variety in the game but you gotta admit, the gameplay is fucking solid and there are some badass secrets you can find. If the game had the same level of atmosphere as OOT and a little more enemy variety, I'd give it a solid 10.

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

10 isn't flawless, 10 is the best you've played.

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

Gameplay needed more moves as well, and make it harder to cheese. But then all zeldas are easy to cheese so I don't know what I expected

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Did someone say TUBES?!

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

BotW > MM > OoT > TP > WW
Didn't play SS.

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

TP moves coming back and actually mattering this time would be great

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

You can replicate pretty much every move in TP in BOTW

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

What about all the moves that you can do in BOTW that you can't do in TP?

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

No you can't, especially stuff like mortal draw and the helm splitter

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

Let them stay, and add the TP moves on top of it. There you go, perfection

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

mortal draw is basically a sneak attack and the helm splitter is replaced by the fact that you can literally throw your weapon at an enemy and deal more damage.

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

How the FUCK do you beat Thunder Blight Ganon? I can't get past his 3rd wave because he always ends up breaking my shields.

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

Then you'd have a bunch of moves that serve the same purpose interloping.

Anthony James
Anthony James

get a boomerang weapon and throw it to break his shield, then get some arrows in his eye. pick up the boomerang, rinse and repeat.

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

Thunder Blight happened to be the first boss I did so I struggled with him for quite awhile too. The part I had the most trouble with was when he would power up his sword and suddenly onehit me. Every boss after that was super easy to cheese though, and I powered up way too much before tackling the castle so even that was unsatisfying.

The non-linearity of the game has some pretty big downsides imo

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

I hope there will be GuardianXZelda doujinshi this weekend (Comiket 92).

Then again the last excellent Zelda doujinshi was genderbent Link getting obliterated, which is something entirely different.

David Baker
David Baker

I don't remember but the answer is probably dodge backwards, use magnesis on the metal rods, and run away because you have the entire dungeon to fight in.

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

That's why they should design enemies after the moves, idiots. Like an enemy that needs a helmet removed with helm splitter, and an enemy that can only be damaged with mortal draw. TP lacked that as well

Asher Reyes
Asher Reyes

To be fair it's not like the other Zelda games got any harder towards the end

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

She's a qt for sure

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

I think the twilight realm can be expanded upon to. I don't mind a return to Twilight Princess' universe

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

Learn how to time your backwards dodge during wave one and flurry rush. Wave two is just picking up metal rods with magnesis and throwing them at him. Wave 3 I spammed him with bomb arrows I think before he could get a shot off.

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

Anyone else really triggered by the dynamic res on the lighting in this game? Everything else looks surprisingly great for 720p, but the lighting looks plain awful. I'm not sure what it drops to but it just looks ugly and blurry, I would've rather had a few fps lower. Is it possible to fix via emulation?

While Hateno is pretty great, its not the best imo

Rito village wouldve been the goat if it wasnt the most barebones section of the game

These are men of taste, Lurelin is great even if it serves as little more than a distraction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bsYhXs7TA

that one family where the parents and kids sleep in separate huts, and then eat dinner together
Dont ask me why, but i just find that to be the comfiest shit

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

user, BOTW is literally the only game they've been optimizing in every single update
Why would CEMU let their most popular game be ruined by glitches? Obviously, most every bug like that has been ironed out.

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Anyone else really triggered by the dynamic res on the lighting in this game?
No. I think it looks amazing and impressive for a what's practically 1.5 generations old Nintendo machine. Reminds me a lot of STALKER in fact.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

was it rape?

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

I'm not talking about ambient lighting with the day/night system. That does look fucking gorgeous, and in conjunction with the grass serves as the main reason why the game is overall so aesthetically pleasing.

Its hard to find a picture of what Im referring to, but you can kind of see it here. With certain lighting, such as lanterns and goddess statues (when receiving a blessing), the resolution dips. Its also pretty noticeable in the shrouded shrine.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

It mostly happens when there's fog or mist.

The framerate drops suck but this is my favorite Zelda.

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

In recent memory, Pokken on wii u did the same effect, but to a more extreme extent. Resolution drops on particularly taxing moves in favor of a steady framerate. See the explosion in the background in pic related.

Yeah as someone who played on wii u the framerate was pretty bad, but its still on of my favorite games in recent memory, and the first 40 hours or so made me feel like a kid again.

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

How the fuck is it "grindy" at all?
weapon breaks
literally millions of chests on the map with weapons
even then you can just kill enemies with runes

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

Climbing gear has the best and most useful set effect in the entire game, what are you talking about?

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

[angry piano music]

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

What is the best looking armor in the game and why is it the Sheikah Armor? It's effay as fuck.

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

I want to hold a guardian.

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

I'm bitter about Sheik amiibo being so hard to get now.

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

Its atmosphere is its own. Playing BOTW for the first time is where it really shines and who knows, there's chance you see new things in subsequent playthroughs, assuming you went blind.

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

Used goods user. Ganon's already filled her up with his bio-hacking goop

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

go away

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

Playing this game knowing nothing about it, with pro HUD and not using the map is the best way to play this.
ywn play BOTW for the first time again

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

That's cool, but now I kinda wish I didn't watch so I could find that out on my own.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

ywn have a guardian girlfriend

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

This user gets it. I love the Guardians.

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

Was the Underside of a Guardian a weak point?

John Rivera
John Rivera

Yes. Shooting the opening on its underbelly with an ancient arrow is a 1-hit kill just like shooting it in the eye.

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

What is this hideous, gay shit? Just give me a regular Guardian companion, preferably a Scout IV or Stalker.

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

Literally only one of the birdman is bara.

James Ross
James Ross

She's squirting out her love juices

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UydWbM6IIgs

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

Post more beautiful Guardians.

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

May it rest in peace.

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

Shadman porn when

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Shadman

Why not someone actually competent in their craft?

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

BOTW now is a deserved 9/10 or 10/10 because there hasn't been a game that has shattered the mold for game design like it since the 5th generation with Mario 64 and OOT. You're gonna need to look to BOTW for developing emergent gameplay the same way everbody looks to 64 and OOT for 3D games.

Once people start successfully taking lessons from BOTW and applying them to other games (if E3 2017 was anything to go off though, don't expect much in the way of meaningful change until 2019 at the earliest) and what is in BOTW because less new and unique it will probably an 8/10, maybe even a 7/10. But for now it offers something really compelling like nothing else n the industry. And for that it can deservedly get the 9s and 10s it has gotten.

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

Someone used my shitty guardian sweating reaction image

yay

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

I wouldn't call it shitty, it's very well drawn.

David Cox
David Cox

Ruining the aesthetic of the colors
I'm all for making it 4k 144fps or whatever the fuck but this is filters on a snes game tier.
Also
Visuals glitch on things like water ripples still
Can't bind the gyro controls to a Steam Controller , Dualshock 4, or Switch pro, meaning you can't complete certain shrines and the game can't be completed 100%

It's great for people who don't have a WiiU or Switch but it's far from issueless emulation.

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

Sorry lad, but S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is still the king of emergent gameplay
Botw comes damn close

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

That design

So is this what happens when Ganon has a threesome with a guardian and a gohma?

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

No, just a one night stand with your mom.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

You have to go to considerable lengths to make it happen. I wager you'd never think of it on your own.

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

What a great design.

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

I've been trying to get Epona in my second run through my SSB Link amiibo, but after about 100 tries, I'm losing hope. What can I do

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

(You)
Shadman
Why not someone actually competent in their craft?
Because shadman porn is funnily bad and not erotic which even shad knows
Shad goes over the fucking top

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

go to the prison island next to Hyrule Castle
guardian spots me of course
run behind the wall and past him
he follows me around the corner
keeps walking to the side until he's at the bottom of the moat
after a few seconds there's faint traces of an explosion in the water

There's something about that kind of suicidal one-track-mind that's totally adorable.

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

What makes the ancient set the best?

All the specialty armor boosts don't really seem worth it for the upgrade parts needed

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

All the specialty armor boosts don't really seem worth it for the upgrade parts needed
Late game you get craft materials like candy

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

Wait, it can actually die in the water?

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

I already beat Ganon and 75% of the shrines. I guess I don't pick up all the lizards and insects you need for some of the armors. Plus the dragon parts too. I can never seem to see dindral ever

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

What makes the ancient set the best?
On top of having some of the highest defense of all armors and giving extra resistance to guardian beams, the set bonus increases attack of Guardian/Ancient weapons by 80%. Considering Robbie's weapons are already pretty strong and the bonus stacks with Attack+ food/elixirs, you can become pretty op

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

So much this
Ancient Battle Axe ++ can do 108 damage with Ancient Proficiency

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

Ancient proficiency and attack up lvl3 stack, and not in the 50%+80% damage bonus way, instead they multiply, so with an Ancient Battle Axe++ you go from 60 damage to 172 damage.
Even then consider that you have the same defense as the soldier set, while guardians damage you even less.

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

Oh shit I didn't know it had higher base defense than others. Most of the other sets I've come across max out at like 20 DMG resistance at level 4.

Too bad the helmet looks like ass though imo

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

Too bad the helmet looks like ass though imo

Look at this loser who doesn't want to wear a shrine on their head. I kind of wish the helmet looked like a Guardian Stalker's head, desu.

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

Will they make a design like pic related for Ganondorf in SSB5? They did it for Sheik in Brawl

Joshua James
Joshua James

No? The final smash might reference his Ganon form from BotW though, but knowing what a hack Sakurai is, it's not likely anything about the Dorf will change for the better.

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

That looks much better, thank you

James Price
James Price

Guardian-themed armor has the best aesthetic. Prove me wrong.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

It's neat looking

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

I'm a fan of the Gerudo armour

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