Dude turn your mic on

>dude turn your mic on

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Stupid weebshit

>dude spank yourself over the mic

Nisekoi is fucking garbage.

if it isn't worth type it isn't worth listening to

...

>dude send us pics of your dick

dumb anime poster

Not vidya.

>dude get on cam
>dude take your shirt off

Hey user, come be my maid

>download 3 hours of a man obnoxiously chewing and slurping cereal
>play it over mic

>wow, your voice is pretty cute!

>show gril my D
>"aw lol"
>disconnects

I don't have one, sorry

>live near london
>sound cockney
>other bongs are intimidated by it
>yuropoors love it
>amerifats think it sounds posh

I find it fine to talk over mic.

Yeah fuck that weeb shit!

Weebs are literally subhuman. So subhuman that they cannot communicate with somone else over the net, let alone in real life.

This is how people disappear.

>Dude let's shoot school

Yeah, if they're stupid enough to take bait like this

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Nah, bae, it's cool

>dude weed lmao

>dude moan in the mic

human trafficker hoooooooo

Where did you find it?

>playing multiplayer games
>playing multiplayer games where you can talk to people
>playing multiplayer games where you can talk to people with your voice
kys senpaitachi

Dude breath heavy into the mic for a while and then call me a petulant avocado.

It's too bad you can't find a legit and safe opportunity like this. I'd love to be someone's maid.

If you can't communicate using text effectively and have to use """"""voice"""""" to talk, then the game is automatically shit.

play rap music on mic

>talk on mic
>nothing of interest happens because it's CSGO
Recommend me a game where I can have fun with my mic.

this

Are you retarded? Of course you can get a job as a maid

Is this really how you get kidnapped? I almost went for it.

>dude jerk off into the mic

>tfw always been extremely shy about throwing my voice online
>don't even pick up the phone because I hate phone calls too
>so many times through the years, people in online games thought I was a girl because I refused to share my voice

>Say yes

There's about a 90% chance you won't be seen again outside of sex slave auctions.

>Server allows you to play music over the mic
>Exclusively play earworms and get people PMing me about them having the songs stuck in their head for days.

As a normie maid. I want to serve a master in a very deep way.

Isn't CS:GO pretty mic reliant

How is this vidya?

Man I would become a butler and wear cool ass clothes in a heartbeat

How do you learn to relax and not sperg out over shit like this?
I know it isn't a big deal and i know it won't hurt to speak with people over voice chat but i still panic.

i can communicate irl with without a problem if i have to, but it's impossible for me over the mic

Wow you're retarded. It's not about typing or speaking, it's about speed of information, you dumb shit.

>Be me
>Talking on mic before raid
>As always raids take so fucking long
>Start browsing porn
>Forget my mic is on
>Fap
>Raid starts
>Get a whisper from crush
>"We're you jerking off?"
>Tell her yeah
>We then get in a relationship
>wake up, realize I make up full bullshit for (you)s

I'm so lonely

>what are you talking about? It's already on
>look down at the mute switch
>it's been muted for the last hour
>been talking the whole time but thought everyone was ignoring you

>sorry dude, I don't have a mic.

make it a point to embarrass yourself a little bit every day. before long you realize nobody gives a shit about you and it's quite liberating

>shut the fuck up virgin!

And then they kick you.

>lol u sound like a fag

why are people online so mean?

But that guy wanted to racemix unless is right
Would I still get paid in money?

Even if you were required to wear french maid clothes?

every games that require team play is pretty mic reliant

>Implying you would last more than 30 seconds before being banned from the guild.
Have fun giggling to yourself over your "trolling" while we put you on the blacklist and make it harder for you to find a group.

Fuck off retard, kill yourself

>Live in house with little to no privacy
>No money to move out
>Close door
>Join game
>Connect headset
>Speak as quiet as possible
>Dad immediately knocks on door and asks who I'm talking to or if I'm the one making noises
I can't have a conversation because I know he's listening

>hey you sound cute

I would want that sort of requirement.

why is Sup Forums full of pussies for fuck's sake grow a pair

LOL

>playing a game where you can get kicked for not having a mic
Why would you do this

If you're really this retarded and sheltered about the world, then go for it

>t-thanks, hehe
>never talk again

>slave
>being paid
Think about it, user.

(You)
Faggit.

made me laugh

Where do you live?

Say yes

>join a /vg/ guild
>guild has a discord set up for voice chat
>join the channel and start talking
>20 people in the channel, only one other guy has a mic, and it's always on, not push to talk
what the fuck?

Get a job nerd

You can't become a maid if you're a guy.

its just pretend and banter, calm yo tits

you don't know a shitposting thread when you see one, do you?

this thread isnt actually about people being scared about talking its going to turn people begging for attention with cropped porn and anime pictures

>turns on mic
>high pitched nasally voice

why are you so mean user?

literally me

>my ancestors were slaves but they still got paid, albeit very little

Who the fuck does push to talk? That's just annoying

>user turn on your mic
>"H-hi.."
>Holy shit are you a girl user?
>"N-no"
>"D-d-do you w-want me to b-be?
>You have been banned for ERP on server. You may not repeal this ban.

haha ebic bro

>muted

You wouldn't get paid. You would die. No joke.

Get a job in customer service somewhere. If that doesn't break you out of your shell, then honestly you might have legit psychological problems, and might be able to get autism-bucks.

good

There's a difference between being a sex slave and a working slave
But by all means, go ahead

Yes but you can't really have much fun with it. It's all strategy and location of enemies.

>that accent autistic people have

>racemix

And boner gone

>We're you jerking off
>We are you jerking off

This one? youtube.com/watch?v=U9dhVP_toXc

>"Ahn! Ah! Aah.. b-baka"

that's racist

>tfw too aspie to even get internet friends

>dude turn off your mike
How do you respond?

>lesbo friend
Found your problem. Do not befriend the degenerates.