Tfw no gamer gf

>tfw no gamer gf

that's one fat fucking hand

>vidya-themed wedding ring
Are reddit the real autists?

>those sausage fingers
Never change reddit

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nerd couples are always ugly as fuck.
need proof? Look at the size of the fingers

I think the ring design itself looks kinda neat

>Marriage

Peoples still doing this? What the fuck???

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is that a fucking ring squished into the bottom of the ring finger?

nu-Tarofags were a mistake

>that crumb
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>she's getting cucked by a video game character

holy shit kek

>gf gets you an engagement ring

so he's the wife, huh?

>>>leddit

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Bottom on wedding night confirmed

>that guy with the rifle in the back.

Man Sam Fisher really let himself go

You don't like sausage fingers, user?

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Nu-male thread?

That's nice that he met someone with as shit taste as him. Nier is fucking garbage.

>>tfw no underage gf

>tfw no giant immortal scandinavian vampire mommy gf

>that ring on his finger that got swallowed by fat

>These are the kind of people you share a fanbase with

Our Queen!

I thought that was a guitar..

>look at the time its 1488 already

fucking fats

>when Chad steals your waifu

How does one get fat on their fingers?

I weigh 240 pounds and don't have this problem.

Yes that shit is real. Seen some videogame themed champagne glasses one couple proudly presented for instance.

Imagine being born to dimwitted retards like this. I feel sorry for the kid

>wmaf
Poetry

>tfw no 300lb gf to dress up as 2b and peg you for wedding night sex

>drove gamergate from Sup Forums
thank you based Zoe

at least her weight would be true to the game

>not having a gamer bf

plebs. What you don't like constant blowjobs and games every night?

>name of some faggot fish
>more important than things that give you enjoyment in life

Nah

Man was not made to know such nuptial bliss

I hate that they've latched onto the beard. Properly tended to beards are so manly.

I do too but not as a wedding ring

>wm

you wish

More accurately,

>daddy what kind of fish is that?
>hang on, let me google that

Or even more to the point, how did the dad buy an aquarium without knowing what fish he put in it? Those shits ain't cheap.

way to miss the point retard

get aids and die

Did she get you a new ring because the old one is almost completely absorbed?

Shut up and eat your veggies Pokemon colosseum bonus disc

>tfw no submissive underage gf who can be raped and filmed then share her videos among the internet to be arrested months later

Why does the thought of two hairy men fucking disgust me but not the thought of two cute twinks?