Oh hey user, you've been very quiet this evening. Your friends say that you're really into video games...

Oh hey user, you've been very quiet this evening. Your friends say that you're really into video games. What kind of games do you play?

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Cute!

What is the point of this thread?

starcraft, and i only date koreans so you girls are out of luck.

>3DPD

Why would I be at dinner with five other girls? Am I the gay friend that they all want to be around?

You're the friend they think is gay because you never hit on them.

I have a game called house party that I want to show you girls

hit too close to home senpai

RapeLay 2

8/10, 7/10, 8.5/10, 7/10, 7/10

the guy looks like a 6/10, and the boy looks like he'll grow up to be a 9/10 chad

absolute shit tastes all around

Y'all bitches like DOOM?

Best taste.

thats a man

I play RuneScape, 1 v 1 me in Edgeville you dumb cunts.

>"I-I play Elder Scrolls games mostly... heh heh... I'm playing a super cool s-s-stealth archer..."

>"Have-have you guys ever heard of K-Kerbal Space P-Program?""

PPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKCCCCKKKLEEEEE RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Bunch of different kinds. I played Mario all the time when I was a kid.

As it turns out even normies have SOME experience with a video game from at least one point in their lives. Which you can use as an ice breaker if you're good enough socially.

I play weird games you girls wouldn't have heard about!
They are weird! Just kidding I play Call of Duty! It is a cool game that MEN play...
Well I confess, sometimes I nerd out with a little halo! Haha.

>swallows pride
>have to impress them..
Undertale

i don't play video games i only watch let's plays and twitch streams :)

you never go out with the friends of the chicks you meet on tinder?

I play this 5.

left2right:
rainbow dash, fluttershy, rarity, twilight, applejack

its funny how ricks entire character is a parody of the types of characters Sup Forums insists his character is. i mean the dude literally prays to god when he thinks hes dying. hes hypocrisy incarnate

I only play visual novels and eroge with little girls

You bitches wouldn't understand.

You didn't even match the horses properly.

You're trying too hard. Even the bitchiest, most narcissistic female has heard of CoD even if she doesn't know exactly what it is. And even if she didn't the fact that they asked you about your hobby is an attempt at opening you up so on some level she's interested in what you have to say or what have to offer. Just don't sperg out on them user.

i get dragged out by a group of girls ive known for a long time because they tell me i need to interact with humans every now and again

otherwise i'd never leave my house

yea I was trying to be a faggot.
I'd actually just tell them starsector and describe the game a bit.

No? I don't use it to get to know people

even better

Oh I uh, I've been playing a lot of Overwatch lately.

Overwatch? What's that?

Well uh, it's a shooter where you can play as a variety of characters as a team. We work together to escort payloads or capture objectives. It's actually really fun! You should try it sometime.

[chuckle] It sounds fun user! Are you having a good time?

Yeah?

Good! [They go back to talking among themselves]

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guilt

Counter-Strike

1.6

>Yeah?
Avoid close ended shit like this. You stopped the line of conversation cold and had nowhere to go. Instead jokingly invite them to play. Even if they say no it keeps the conversation going and shows yourself as friendly.

oh you know like hyperdimension neptunia and gal gun

>Hey fuccboi, want to join our LAN party later?

What do?

no fuck off sleep is important

OOGA BOOGA HAHHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOOOOOD HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA IM SUFFERING SOOO MUCHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I agree with you on principle, but my point in writing it that way was that they were already dismissing user by closing the discussion on the game and moving to the subject of "are you having a good time".

They had already started the close-ended discussing before the part you're concerned with.

i can't be the only one who saw the coat in the back and thought it was a islamic woman at a glance

>surrounded by women
>on his phone anyway
Is he /our guy/

Fair enough. Although you can turn that around.

Really I just feel for stuff like this because I had an absolutely horrendous time talking to people and wish to God I knew what I know now when I was 14. So I always try to help out guys I see having difficulty talking to people even if its only a little.

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thanks for the thought but i feel as if i have been put on the spot for the sake of you feeling good and looking like the social glue in the group.
please let the group keep talking about the other topic that was completely unconnected to this one so that i might get to enjoy listening the lovely ladies at this table opinions on that matter.
"tips fadora"

Heh...
Hardcore stuff noobs like you couldn´t understand like Warhammer Total War.
Yeah, I guess you could call me a true gamer: Ore ga saikio no gameru da

Idk Ive been playing this old shooter called Blood a bunch lately, its cool if you like 90s first person shooters. What about you guys?

How do you get out of a situation like that? If I tell her to take her feet off my chair and she refused what then?

Chokehold

AR-15

Pull out the steel and make Columbine a shit tier meme.

You're a good man user.

I'm a 35 year old kissless virgin myself. Not lying, not joking. The world is hard, make it easier for everyone you can.

cum

Reversal into suplex

hahaha

grab her feet yourself
gauge reaction

if she pulls away, you win
if she doesn't then go further

you grab her legs and swing her like a baseball bat
you do lift right?

japan is a pretty cool dude

>that muslim women in the back

Injustice 2.
>tfw Injustice makes it socially acceptable to sperg about comic books
>tfw I can actually talk about Atrocitus with people

Start sucking on her toes and fapping in public.

I just came back from a 30 hour Honey select session where I made and raped all of you.

Generally i stick with digging the game libraries of old consoles looking for hidden gems, but anything is fine really.
I been replaying this excelent old Zelda title named Zelda: Link's awakening that has quite a great soundtrack, despise how old the gameboy is.

ah wtf its so bright my eyes hurt!

Push them off, it's your personal space and it's your right to get people out of it
If that doesn't work just start licking her feet

Lick her toes.

tickle her feet
snap her toes
cut her akhilles
cum on her feet

any of those will work

ops

Tickle her feet
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To remind you that video games are children's toys.

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>N-nothing! I said nothing!

Hearts of Iron and Crusader Kings. Try to coast on the names instead of going full strategy sperg.

Why is the guy in the back going so fast?
Was he escaping?

That's... a man?

>Sup Forums
i don't understand how this fits with the others unless you have just been triggered

He is run escaping.

I think I would try to kill myself if this ever happened to me

who the fuck are you people? where am I? did someone slip me a micky?

lmao I know a guy that's like this. He's not even gay, but he's mainly hanging out with chicks and is like their dog.