Professor adds you on steam

>Professor adds you on steam

>Hot chick at work adds you on steam

>retard makes a redundant thread which kills another thread

>nigger at your watermelon collection

>oh no i have to hide all my weeb pedo games.

>professor calls you a pussy bitch and he fucked your mother last night while respawn camping your corpse

Is she hot?

>here's your controller bro

He isn't interested in a murder sex fantasy is he?

>praying they dont look at your name history

He told me he only likes game if there's RPing involved..

>anyone you know irl adds you on steam
>start playing in offline mode exclusively so they won't know you spend your friday nights playing vidya games

>nephew adds you on Steam

I can't make any lewd jokes now.

>his most played game is DEEP SPACE WAIFU

How could someone just randomly add your steam?

>nobody adds you on steam or ever talks to you and you haven't made a single friend in real life or online for six years and you're going to die alone and you're regularly beginning to notice your only contact with other humans is mindlessly wage slaving to continue living with no emotion and you pretend you have friends to your parents but its just a lie and some day they'll find out and be disappointed
wew lad

Literally me minus the wageslave part and I have a gf

fucking normalfag

>thread on the bottom of page 10
Oh no

don't be a lame uncle

>ex girlfriends friend tries to add you on steam

>The only friends you've made are almost halfway across the globe and you can't play multiplayer games with them without getting retarded amounts of ping

>Coworker wants to add me on Steam
>Warn him that I mostly play a bunch of weebshit
>My recently played is literally three Neptunia games
>Adds me anyway
>Just end up playing Total War together

Just own your shit taste and the world can't hold you down.

>tfw 19 and still living at home wageslaving away

>sissy anime erper adds you on steam
>send screenshots of their clearly virginal stutter-typing to real friends and laugh at it

>Be cool about your weird tastes
>People who matter and are fun to be with don't give a shit
Feels so good to have learned this, even after years of being socially awkward.

checked

>not one
>not two
>but three pieces of Nepshit
I'd bully the shit out of you

>tfw this doesn't work in the third world
Its actually a good thing because I like bullying weebs.

Savages gonna savage

So literally not you then since you have intimate relationship

Fucking normie, I swear

Kill me pete

I'd trade my gf for good friends in an instant.

This.

I think it's mostly that people go through high school all concerned with fitting in and being accepted as normal, only to have a hard time adapting when they enter the real world and realize that nobody actually gives a shit or even finds different tastes to be cool.

>Telling people you play video games as an adult.

>Parents disappointed instead of upset that their child is miserable
Sounds like you have shit parents

Can't really argue with that, but it keeps our weebs from wearing Naruto headbands to school or going nyaa at people, and there's little to no fake nerds.

>Random guy in your group adds you
>Proceeds to read out the weebshit games you bought

>Waah boo hoo I wish I had gold instead of silver

t. numale

>hey user, what kind of games do you play?
>can I add you on steam?

Accept it you cuck

>not having two steam accounts
>one you barely never use and have very few games on for IRL friending and one you're logged into all the time for anime games

>tfw nearly entire workplace plays vidya and whenever work is done we usually play some shit like fightan games together

fuck off

Kill me, Pete

>Can't really argue with that, but it keeps our weebs from wearing Naruto headbands to school or going nyaa at people, and there's little to no fake nerds.
There's a stark difference between letting other people know you like something, and going to fucking college wearing a headband of an anime.

>no one comments and votes your screenshots

this desu

>no one adds you on steam

>threads keep dying after you post in them

>some shitty MMO everyone and their mothers play
>go to class
>*enters teacher*
>"hey if anyone plays GAME, send me some materials. I really need them. Here's my username"
>writes his username on the board and leaves.

I remember I sent him some food.

Kill me, Pete.

>coworker adds you on steam
>never plays anything
>but has a level 120+ profile

>19
haha still a little baby. Come back if you're still in the same situation 6 years from now.

>25
haha still a little baby. Come back if you're still in the same situation 10 years from now.

>You've been unemployed almost two years user? what do you spend all your days doing? Why your skin so pale?

>35
h͘a͞ha͢ ͞͝st͟͜i͞ll̷̡ ̷͢a̕͟ ̷̕l̛͞í̶t͢tl͝e̢ ̕͞͠b̵̡́a̶by̴.̕͢ ̀͘C̵o͞m̷̷é̛ ̴̀͠b̕ą̶̵c͠k̴ ́į̧͟f̢͢ ̶y̶o͘u̸̧'́r̷̨e̡͠ s̢̛̕t́i̶ll̨ ̛͜i̴̸͝n̛͝ ̨t̢̀h͟e sa̷m̢̛e̶ ̢s̶̴̢it̛͢͠u͘a͘͟͢t̢́̕ion̸ 5̴̨́00͘͟0̸̷͢0̡ ̛͘y͜ea͢͝r̶s͢ ͢͡f͟r̡͢͟o̵͞͡m ͠͡n̕͢ó͟͝ẃ̢.̷

Will I ever get out of this hole I've dug for myself

Kill me, Pete

>need to work to afford videogames
>can't play videogames all day because I have to work

>email professor with ERP account

yeah, when people ask me that i too say that i masturbate all day
it's easier to explain than that i, as an adult, play children toys

Will I ever get a robot gf

rolling for myself

will i ever get a gf that plays games?

Will I be in this same situation 10 years from now?

wew

can i die, please?

>Not Changing names 10 times so it gets erased

Will mods delete this thread within 5 minutes?

Will i get a god job by the end of the year

>take holiday from work because I have too many holiday hours accrued
>clearing out back log, comfy livaan
>boss is a friend on steam
>new message
>"Why did you take holidays if you aren't going to go anywhere?"

>no friend on Steam
>big ass disclaimer on activity feed
>"Friends make it better."
>have to create fake account just to get rid of it

Is a GF possible this year?

wew

will anime be real

Kill me, Pete

This

because why not? is your boss dumb?

>"Why did you add me on Steam if we were never going to play together?"
Checkmate, dumb boss

Kill me, Pete.

why is this cat so hot

Because it's 80 degrees outside

Will life get better?

everytime someone IRL asks me for my steam id I just pretend I don't remember it and don't use my account much anyway
I don't feel like explaining all those weaboo games

>gf
>oh boohoo my life is so lonely, amirite, fellow Sup Forumsros?
Back to wherever it is you found us.

Will I ever unfuck myself?

>professor adds me on steam
>he's my favourite professor
>he plays 4x and Elite: Dangerous
>we sometimes play games together

great guy

>still

nigger you're 19 you aren't 'still' doing anything

Enjoy your dicking

Did he sends picks of his dick?

>boss adds you on steam and origin
>we all work remotely and he's connected all day
>can't play games lest he sees me do it anymore
>mentions my 5k hours in Dota 2 on our next skype call

is this the year it happens?

>Origin

>professor says he has 2000 hours in dark souls on steam
>he's like 75
>his classes are some of the hardest at the College

>origin
I hope you got another offer lined up.

What aboout Timesplitters?

...

I don't play anime dating sims, so I couldn't care less.