How accurate is it, Sup Forums?

How accurate is it, Sup Forums?

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Looks like a bunch of neat, original, and/or underrated gem games but I dislike the label

Fallout > Fallout 2
Kings Field, Valkyria Chronicles and Recettear dont belong here

it's pretty good, definitely some good stuff in there.

>System Shock 2 instead of System Shock 1
>No Ultima Underworld
>No Thief
>Patrician
kek

>Freelancer
My man
>GUN
lel

7.5/10 -- a lot are "Sup Forums-safe" picks you chose so you wouldn't get bullied too much. Grow some balls for the next one.

>essential patriciancore

so fucking gay

I didn't make this

Hipster central

Gay list but I'd just change King's Field to King's Field: The Ancient City.

Why don't you grow some fucking balls, ya punk ass b i t c h

Ikaruga is baby's first shmup, any real shmup fan thinks it's garbage.

too much jap crap

I have finished two games from this list. Am I patrician?

Then why didn't you post your opinion about it in the OP? Are you just trying to create a shitflinging thread?

Describe how something is Sup Forums-safe?

Most of those are worth playing. Be careful with JRPGs though, they're mostly shit and people only like them because of nostalgia.

this, it's casual as fuck, the whole image is bait though

what are the best shmups

this

It's missing Ghost Trick to accompany 999 and TWEWY to complete the patrician DS game trilogy.

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2/10, seems like you just got obscure/old games for the sake of being obscure/old
there's literally nothing on this list that i'd consider a "must play" and there are only a few games here that i'd even consider worth playing, FO2, NGB, Nier (automata would've been a better choice), SWAT 4, and SS2 and only 3 of those are worth playing for their gameplay (SS2, NGB, and Nier)

here's your (you)

i don't have to give my opinion if i don't want to my guy

i meant to put swat 4 in the games on this list worth playing for their gameplay, not nier

LotGH and Berserk are great though. Do you think it's impossible for people to legit like them?

Jesus christ I can't imagine how bad your taste is if you consider almost nothing of OP's list to even be good.

This. I'm sure he hasn't played even a quarter of the games on that list.

you're a retard if you think nothing on this list is "must play"

Considered good by majority (or loud minority) consensus on Sup Forums (possibly in general too), and just about cult enough that contrarians haven't turned on it yet. Examples:
>VtM:B
>System Shock
>Demon's Souls
>Nier
>E.Y.E.
>Yakuza
Now, games that aren't Sup Forums-safe because they're popular enough that people will invariably start shit over it (even if the game's good) or call you a casual:
>Fallout New Vegas
>Witcher
>Morrowind
>Dark Souls
>Sonic Mania
Clearly these lists are non-exhaustive.

slice of life moeshit IS terrible though.
it's funny how many hoops people jump through to defend jerking off to animated children doing literally nothing for 30 minutes at a time

>Any game
>Patrician

>Implying gaming isn't a plebian hobby

VtMB, System Shock and Demon's Souls are all 10/10's. They deserve spots on the list, omitting them would be detrimental.

Haven't played Nier, EYE is overrated and never played Yakuza but it looks good.

So is Sup Forums safe just a term you made up that means underrated gem? Or a niche classic? A sleeper hit?

Jesus fuck, please tell me this is a bait image and not a "real" "patrician list".

Not only it is all over the place, it also throws in genuinely awful games or adds random parts of some good series, instead the essentials

Some summers ago when I had no job I made a point of going through, maybe not this list, but a very similar one, and I can tell you that at last Zeno Clash, Longest Journey and The Void are pretty fucking shitty games and are only meant to be "oh so obscure"

And here you are

Retitle it to "A game average 25+ guy could play during his life if he wasn't too much into vidya or any particular genre" and it will be perfect

Even this list is better and it deals solely with /tg/-related vidya:
1d4chan.org/wiki/Video_games

>Longest Journey
>Obscure
Hello underage.

>VtMB, System Shock and Demon's Souls are all 10/10's. They deserve spots on the list
Never said they weren't or didn't. Being a good game is pretty much a requirement.
>omitting them would be detrimental
Disagree. Just makes thinking of picks harder.
>So is Sup Forums safe just a term you made up that means underrated gem?
Isn't it obvious? Sup Forums-safe = safe pick (on Sup Forums). That is, a pick which opens you up to the least criticism because you're going along with the Sup Forums consensus, intentionally or not. How many 3x3 threads have you seen where half the 3x3s share 3 or 4 games? Even if they're not doing it deliberately, surely it's not too much to ask for some variety instead of toeing the board line on what's good and what's trash.

Post the vidya edit.

It's still a shitty game, obscure or not...

I see but the problem I have with your argument is you are just saying "why don't you omitt one of your favorites from a 3x3 to put a game that you like less on there so that the 3x3 becomes more unique".

If a game is showing up on many people's 3x3's, then it's just a really fucking good game that a lot of people like. The point of 3x3's is to show YOUR taste. Not to entertain other people.

Go to bed digimon

Zeno Clash is good though. Not fantastic, but it's good. It's also only like 4 hours long. The artsyle is amazing too.

How can you dislike it, it's not even long enough for you to really grow to hate (or like) any specific mechanic, but it is interesting.

>riven
>but not myst
?

>animated children doing literally nothing for 30 minutes at a time
haha yes my man that's exactly what all "moeshit" shows are I only watch action series also I NEVER EVER watch sitcoms or normal drama movies, only schwarzenegger movies because everything else is just 2 hours of nothing happening LOL what is even a character lmao I just like the explosions xD

>If it's obscure and clunky, it's patrician
You don't get any cool boy points for playing trash that no one else wants to play.

I'd replace call of cthulhu and deadly premonition. CoC(k) turns to complete mediocrity after the first hour and DP is mostly awful with a few charming moments here and there.

Thief 1 or 2 would fit in nicely

I mean, yeah, I'm kinda hard on Zeno Clash, it's not shitty, but it's ugly to look at, many parts are a chore (the on-rails shooting for one), I disliked pretty much all characters, and it's only redeeming quality is that it is "interesting" and "somewhat different". Which is not a bad thing, but not enough -in my opinion- to lift up the game.

I don't know about half of those but why drag lain into it.

>"why don't you omitt one of your favorites from a 3x3 to put a game that you like less on there so that the 3x3 becomes more unique"
Now hang on, I understand where you got that impression but I'm not saying get rid of all of them, I'm just sick of seeing too many of them. It's not uniqueness I'm after, it's just that after a while you start to see people posting 'bulletproof' 3x3s, full of safe choices that don't generate discussion.
>The point of 3x3's is to show YOUR taste. Not to entertain other people.
You could flip that argument onto my side: "The point of 3x3's is to show YOUR taste. Not to impress other people."

Call of Cthulhu: DCotE is fucking god tier and it only gets better after the mid point. Without the inclusion of guns the game would have been a literal walking sim. I don't care about your fucking lovecraftian lore, that game was fucking brilliant all the way through, with the exception of the fish refinery level.

>all those fags that missed out on the Reefs and Air Filled Tunnels and the Cult HQ because they got triggered by a gun

Fucking KYS

>waah he doesnt like the games i liked as a kid/the games i pretend to like for brownie points on an anonymous imageboard
ok

But really the game is too short to be a chore. Every mission goes for like a max 15 minutes. That game is entirely bit sized. I mean I know the shooting wasn't too great, but it doesn't go for all that long either.

>using KYS unironically like a 12 year old

also I dropped the game at the fish refinery so if it gets a lot better after that I wouldn't know. all I know is what I played was a good introduction followed by shitty FPS gameplay

Fair enough. I didn't enjoy it very much at the time, but maybe I'm being way too harsh.

Nier and Deadly Premonition are shit.
The rest is okay.

Gun is fucking shit tho

Fuck you buddy, I like Mushishi

The only game on that list that I actually care about is VTM Bloodlines. I am playing it right now, the first time in my life, in the year 2017 and I think it's an entertaining game. The missions levels and maps are really atmospheric and I like the hidden details.

>I dropped a game on the same magnitude of Deus Ex because one ONE (1) bad level

Wow.

The problem is, right after you get the gun out of the police station. You get into a car chase. It's not bad, I enjoyed it, but it's not scary of in line with Lovecraftian lore. And right after this is the worst level in the game at this fucking fish factory. It's a pure FPS level with tons of shooting. It takes like 15-20 minutes to finish and it's done. Then there is the Refinery. Some people don't like this one too, but it's worth playing. You still have guns, but it's basically a fuckhuge labyrynth, a lot of samey textures and I initially disliked it, but grew to enjoy just how maze like and isolating it was. Also it gets really good near the end, it starts out with gun fights just like fish factory does, but you end up losing your guns again later in the level and it goes back to being more like the beginning. Then after you finish The Refinery, it goes back to being how it was at the beginning. Though you have guns, but only some of the time. You keep losing your guns then getting them back several times. So there is still more running around and exploring like in the beginning,but there is also a few gun sections, but nothing as bad as the fish factory level.

needs Gothic 2

It's better than Red Dead Redemption.

oh whoa hey. thats your opinion man. i appreciate it though.

imagine getting this mad because someone doesn't like your childish cartoon

If you like VtMb you will like Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth.

Both games are also crippled by being released unfinished by publisher meddling (Activision and Bethesda respectively) and both need large fan patches to work properly too. But are worth it to play them.

VtMB also has it's Sewers section and DCotE has it's Fish Factory.

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>no Hitman Blood Money

wow jesus you TRIED to pick out the most boring games on earth?

2 and Contracts are better.

>No Skyrim
>No Undertale
Pretty bad list for patrician desu

what are your favorite games tough guy?

Yume Nikki has no place on that list.

fpbp
Rename it "hidden gems,AAA games forbidden because I hate anything popular", patrician doesn't mean what you think it means.

Contracts is almost on par with Blood Money, but 2? really?

wut?
Contracts is just rehashed missions from Hitman 1, if anything, 2 is the one that rivals Blood Money.

The Codename 47 redesigns was almost nothing like the originals though except for the general premise. It's like a whole new game, the new missions weren't too shabby either. Hitman 2 goes to shit after Japan.

It's not shitty. It's just overhyped by nostalgiafags and brain-dead drones who parrot nostaliafags.

The game, when it came out, was somewhat above average, but everyone remembered all the massive issues it had. But then time went on and turns out it was one of the last "big" adventure games, as the genre was upon the release on its last leg.
So now it gets a lot of overblown praise, while being only barely average when it came out.

Fucking Syberia should get the spot, but instead this shit hogs it.

Not him, but imagine getting butthurt over people having different taste than you and doing with their free time what they find amusing for themselves.
The horror!

It's missing
>Max Payne 1
>Thief 1 or 2
>Silent Hill 1
>Resident Evil 2
really good pick with Oni. some shit could be cut out.

>Max Payne 1
>Forgetting about 2
Daily reminder 2 had ten times better story and managed to stay fun, while also doing noir right.

It's inaccurate as fuck

This.

Max Payne 2 >>>>>> Max Payne 1 > Max Payne 3

I dunno man. I got to the part where you play Mona and keep getting too bored to keep playing. Also 2 doesn't have the Max Payne grin.

>Implying MP3 exists
>Implying it's not just a hoax to bad-mouth the series
user, what are you even doing?

>I got to the part where you play Mona
>getting too bored to keep playing
Let me get this straight: You get bored when the game gets interesting and finally stops pulling the punches?

Get the fuck back to Max Payne 2 and play on. Jesus, you've literally dropped the game right when it starts to get truly interesting.

these are all just games that sold badly, they aren't underrated at all, some of them are patrician, some are not

not a single game on that list is "obscure" did you all get into video games last year?

it always blows my mind how much your average Sup Forums user wants to fit in. play what you enjoy you dorks

There are levels to obscurity, of course those are not the most obscure games ever. The list is -supposedly- meant to be a good compromise between quality and obscurity.
I would really love to hear what you consider a great and obscure/underrated game, not in the list.