Favorite game

>Favorite game
>Something weird about you

you first

>Toejam & Earl
>rectal rooty fresh n fruity

MGS2
Used to hurt dogs whan i was a teen.

Yakuza 2
I often get a word stuck in my head. I can't help but spell it out constantly while moving my tongue back and forth for every letter, touching the bottoms of my top teeth. Right now it's the word "period".

Half-Life
I like 2D Feet

Neck yourself

>Yakuza 0
>I have a fetish for very ripped, bodybuilding females

>Red Dead Redemption
>bisexual

PLAYER UNKNOWN BATTLEGROUNDS

i masturbate to pictures of young girls and shit in a bucket

Not sure about favorite but most played is cod mw2.
I'm 25 years old and have never had sex.

>op starts a thread and doesn't contribute

nice irl meme

final fantasy 7

im a tranny

Shovel Knight
I eat ham for food in the morning

I live on your delicious homo tears.

Xenoblade Chronicles or Majoras mask. Cant pick.

My best friend is moving here to start a relationship with me in just over a week and I cant help but think something may go wrong

gay relationship?

Nah, shes bisexual, but im straight white bread

Fair enough
>M&B Warband
>When I was a kid I jumped off the top of a staircase and broke my leg. I've had a shitty gait since.

>bisexual
she's eventually going to cheat on you with someone else. Bisexuals are notorious sluts

>moving to date someone
>dating your best friend
Two big no-nos, that's not gonna end well.

When did Mussolini ever make that face?

that's 10 years off from wizard. shut up

Morrowind
Haven't had a medical emergency in my life, so now i am paranoid it is all building up to some bullshit soon

lol she's gonna cheat on you

Mad.

just fucking get in a fist fight, and don't guard your face. Easy way to break your nose, I would know.

>STALKER
>I like STALKER

you wouldn't date your best friend? the fuck?

tekken
future serial killer

Yeah, thats what im worried about. Shes also coming here to go to school, but she could do that a lot of other places so I figured I was the main reason.

I really like her, and shes really liked me, but shes seeming to be more and more distant as the move date comes closer. Worse case she moves here, and cheats on me. But then I guess she wouldn't be worth it at all in the first place

Monster Hunter

I'm very frail and constantly getting sick.

that's the thing, how do you legit get into a fist fight when your default setting is diplomatic?

God no. You can never go back to just being friend if it doesn't work out.

Day of the Tentacle

I talk behind your back usually not shit talk thought. I took a bunch of creepshots years ago and lost the external hdd I had them. Back when I was a horny motherfucker I took a bunch of crossdressing and cock pics and I can get and be very obsessive I may turn into a control freak if I ever get my way

Travel to Philadelphia and very politely tell someone in a bar that you're a Pats fan.

I guess thats true, but it makes for a stronger relationship in the meantime

Burger time.

I'm a starwars

And a natzi

half life 2
I love guro

Super Mario 64
I talk to myself

Paper Mario: TTYD

I'm a furfag.

you talk with a smart person, then

usually a bad idea to move somewhere for someone as far as i've seen.

then don't fuck up, right? im married to my best friend.

Dog lovers eat shit and die.

kingdom hearts 1
I have violent thoughts almost all the time

Pikmin 2
I have almost every single fetish because of /d/, /aco/, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums.

I remember the last time we had this kind of thread, was a fucking mess
Anyways
>Age of Empires 2
>Sometimes I sit on the edge of my pool and think about throwing myself in and drowning

I don't have FAVOURITE game, but from the top of my head:
Splinter Cell series
Lolis are love, lolis are life

bayonetta
the best sex I've had was with transexuals

AC4
I have really bad PSR so I get sneezing fits if I so much as look at a lamp

>10 years
lurk a lot more, newfriend

Best possible taste in this entire thread.

Crusader Kings 2
I have a massive fetish for nuns

it all makes sense

Same. I'm not ronery though. It just makes it easier to schedule my day/week if I externalize it. I'm not good at remembering to keep a calendar.

Metroid Prime/Yume Nikki
I'm gay but I can't see myself being long-term with a man, I plan on proposing to a girl I've been dating for 8 months now.

Fallout: New Vegas
>as much as I want to help people, I want to hurt them in equal measure

It means you're not gay

don't have children.

Do you like the sex?

>but I can't see myself being long-term with a man
Why?

What the fuck are you going to do on your wedding night then

The Last of Us/Half-Life 2/Ocarina of Time

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumour I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep. I also paid a woman online to make me a 10 minute custom girlfriend audio.
I really enjoyed the new Power Rangers movies because it was basically my ultimate masturbatory power fantasy come to life

I have no physical attraction to her at all though, whereas I genuinely know I like men.
If she wants to start a family I'll probably just oblige.
It feels good in the heat of things but I just primarily exaggerate to make her feel like I'm mutually attracted.
Few bad relationships with guys that brought me down on quite a few levels, plus part of a very conservative family that I actually really care for, so that might contribute to it.

AoE2
I work at a psychiatric hospital and I think euthanasia should be reestablished

>Oblivion
>I was raped when I was 9 years old and have several large scars across my face as a result of the attack

>Bloodborne
> I fall asleep to the sounds of household appliances like hairdryers, vacuums, heaters, etc.

I see you post this every few weeks and I just know eventually I'll stop seeing them and know you killed yourself

male or female

Fallout 2
I write fanfiction and I ship characters with my OCs

Not vidya.

dude, WHEN everything falls apart the ones who will suffer all the shitstorm will be the kids.
we said weird things not logical

Dang.

You're gonna be one unhappy dude when you're older.

Dark Souls 2
I'm not sexually attracted to any gender or any fake gender, no exceptions. I consider mysely lucky since I don't have to worry about ending up like you guys with no gf and stressing about it. It is uncomfortable turning people down though, I don't want to waste their time and I feel bad about it.

I'm not really lenient on the idea of starting a family but I'm decent with kids, I work as a teacher anyway.
I think so too a lot of the time, but I've come this far, may as well go all the way y'know?

TTYD
At seemingly random times I will remember things that I did in the past and it causes me to cringe up badly or start getting really nervous.
Nothing serious, just small things like when I threw something at the girl I liked in kindergarten, acting a certain way to be accepted as a new kid in middle school, stupid shit in high school. just random small things that stuck with me

BotW
I can only fap to agp fantasies because it's been a huge fetish for me since I started puberty. I used to dress up in my mom's clothes when I was younger too

Terranigma
I sometimes have an impulse of doing something bad like breaking/ruining something expensive-looking or stealing something, although i've never done it and i probably won't

That happens to everyone

>Fallout: New Vegas
>when I'm playing a multiplayer game instead of going to the bathroom when I have to poop I get put of my chair and sit on my knees so that I have more leverage to clench my cheeks
>I will do this for hours. if it starts coming out I'll scrape some out with my finger and wipe it in an inconspicuous place
>sometimes I build up so much anal pressure, and I am unable to get up with shitting myself completely, so I continue to hold it.
>the entire time I sweat like crazy
>I even enjoy doing it.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

Team Fortress 2
I love modding my old consoles and working with electronics in general. I also rename custom game exe so they launch with steam eg Grezzo2 launching via clicking final doom on steam. I also like really silly mods like grezzo2 even thougfh id never do what you can in the game in real life cuz that aint nice. and Tits>ass

I was with you until the finger scraping.

>Baldur's Gate 2
>Once or twice a month I go into the woods so that there aren't any people within at least a 10km radius and I take off my clothes and furiously jack off and cum on plants or trees or whatever suits my fancy, in the winter I do it with my clothes on

I'm the same way, for every noble thing I do to someone I'll do something terrible, and then I'll do something noble again to make up for it

Final Fantasy 7
i find women boxing extremely erotic to the point i actually made some drawings using a posing program

Bloodborne

>always find myself looking at cute girl's feet when they wear sandals
>I'm not even into feet

you're fucking it up, what would happen when your wife leaves. boom alimony, your children would whanter why their parent split up and will grow up with a shit single mom or worse, she may endup with tyrone

Final Fantasy Tactics

I've jerked off at work. Several times.

Mario Kart 8
I was the supplier and a stickupman for a heist that netted me around $14000 yet I still refuse to pirate games

>Grezzo 2

A Mammoriano!

I do the same exact thing except the finger scraping shit. .I like it too.

FTL
I used to stuff carrots in my ass

I'm somewhat bad when it comes to affection but I know pretty much everything about her, what she likes, what she dislikes, etc. She's been happy with me for as long as we've been together.
If she'd be happier with another man I wouldn't really mind either, she's one of the few women I know that are actually really nice as a person. Then again, she was my therapist for 3 years prior.

The finger scraping began when I got my first computer. I was like 6 and I was so into civ 3 that I'd just hide it in places near my desk in my room.

>XCOM: EU
>I can lick my elbow

I just find women aesthetically pleasing, nothing sexual. Although if I'm caught staring at a woman I'm going to look like a creep. Can be anything about them including feet.

Gothic
I go on Sup Forums despite not watching anime

>risking years of imprisonment for a mere 14000 dollarydoos

So your fingernails are covered in shit and you spread feces on your keyboard and/or mouse?

That's not weird, i sleep using an app that simulates the noise of a lawnmover

They are called white sounds, look it up

I noticed that holding oneself's shit feels generally good, but why?