Kirby has just swallowed you, what power did he gain?
Kirby has just swallowed you, what power did he gain?
The ability to not care.
I.T. Kirby.
Unlimited sexual energy.
An inexplicable attraction to Dedede.
bad breath
the sleep one
good night anons
ability to replay crash 2 and deus ex countless times
Are you me?
Crippling depression and suicidal thoughts.
itt hundreds of replies involving depression/self loathing
finally
A cute and loving girlfriend, the respect and unconditional friendship of tens of peers, a stable and gratifying job and a fruitful academic career in a field he enjoys very much.
UFO because I'm a pretty random dude xD
hey fuck you dude
The ability to cum twice in one minute
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Could be, fatty.
the ability to inhale things and gain their powers poyo
Autism
The ability to get up from sitting criss-cross-applesauce without using hands.
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political views outside the acceptable frame.
No bully
incapacity
It's a compliment.
major depressive disorder
Being self conscious about everything
A crippling addiction to lolis
The ability to locate pidgeons
you walk like a virgin and you dont clean up.good enough after jacking it. you smell like semen haha
An addiction to lolis
What does Lolicon Kirby even look like?
The same, it's easier to get close to lolis when you're a cute pink puff
Hmmmm
First, Kirby can't even sit that way can he?
Second, can't everyone do this?
not if you're a fat
The power to be a worthless pile of procrastinating shit.
The ability to jerk off three times in a row
The power to kill himself
s-stop pls
cringe
An extreme amount of apathy and antisocial behavior.
no bully
Degeneration
Crippling depression.
cow print bikini fetish
The ability to have good anal without mud pits.
The ability to fap 3 to 4 times a day
The ability to stuff an infinite amount of corn cobs up the butthole.
Sauce me up senpai
I'm wearing a Subway uniform, so Kirby can finally make sandwiches.
Also intense hatred.
Penguindou
The power of a mediocre lifter. Enjoy your lmao 2.2xBW deadlift, 1.8xBW squat and 1.4xBW bench.
People will generally like him for some reason but he won't know why.
This one
Being excellent in all walks of life
Feel it every moment
Probably some form of autism
He now want to kill himself on a daily basis.
I jacked off for 5+ hours straight once
He gained the power of always going back to playing the same games that he's familiar with, even though he wants to play so much more.
the ability to take 2 cocks into my anus at the same time
diabeetus
Clarification of a misconception regarding the lore of Kirby
Kirby doesn't get a power that's directly 1:1 with yours
Kirby only gets the copy ability closest in association.
If Kirby swallowed a Pikachu, he wouldn't turn into "Pikachu Kirby" (except in Smash Bros but that's not canon) he'd just be Plasma or Spark Kirby because it'd be the closest thing to it.
Thank you for reading
edgy political views isn't exactly specific