Greymane or Battleborn Sup Forums?

Greymane or Battleborn Sup Forums?

whoever has the biggest cock

I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side.

greymane motherfucker. best forge in the city
also not ass lickers of the weak empire

>gosh im sure this choice will have some drastic consequences in this high calibre rpg!

What?

God damn I was so disappointed that Olfina was taken.

I'm neutral.

Battleborn is doing terrible, and no one seems to be joining in.

telvanni

You. You a Dark Elf lover? Get out of our city, you filthy piece of trash.

>no option to start a race war

Gothic 1 instead

>wah why doesn't every mundane choice have epic game changing consequences waaahhh

None, better remove the thalmorscums instead.

It's it always a better choice to say Battleborn? Everyone likes you better that way.

>Well met, friend.

i work for Belethor at the general goods store.

Empire > Stormcloaks

However, the Greymanes were bros.

It's best actually to be the chad adventurer. Just come in swinging at everyone not a young female.

What's the best playstyle for Skyrim and why is it Paladin?

>not getting this reference
WOW, did you even have a childhood??

Adrianne Avenicci and Sylgja are the best Skyrim waifus

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

cute waif, d00d

Battleborn is better but those damn Greycucks keep telling everyone else not to play with us.

>claims to be rich and owns a farm
>lives in a single room at the top of a fucking Inn with a wife that hates him

His wife is foxy too
>"Here you stand, in front of a married woman. Am I that interesting? Or perhaps...there are other things on your mind."

No but I get to your wife every night.

>killed this faggot during the battle for whiterun
>bounty erased once the fight ended

made joining the stormcloaks worth it

That's right n'wah, Skyrim needs the Empire to defend itself
Skyrim certainly hasn't been able to easily hold off the Empire in just about every single cold region in Skyrim, despite it not even being winter. Large, frigid countries have no real world precedent of completely stopping and destroying invading forces much more militarily powerful than their own, both Napoleon and Hitler were wildly successful at invading Russia IRL
There aren't any other provinces in Tamriel with harsh environments and warrior cultures similar to Skyrim that have not only broken from Imperial control, but have easily kept the Thalmor at bay
I have literally never heard of Hammerfell or Black Marsh

>based blacksmith
>hot stronk nord woman
vs
>some farmers
>a child who gets bullied all day
Gray-Mane wins this round

>Greymane or Battleborn?
>Say Battleborn.
>Walk past him again a minute later.
>"You've been a good friend to me, that means something."

Wow what a great RPG! So deep and complex!

Not mine, find it on /vg/

Like there's a single choice in that game which makes a bigger difference than the color on some guards armors

>asking a complete outsider to the city a question regarding the city's politics
>the choice is pointless anyway
Good ol' Bethesda.

Oh what am I saying, of course you don't

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She love the big battleborn cock.

why is her hair gray when she's young

I always forget Skyrim had a plot.

y

user they're called Greymanes.

Yeah but why is all their hair gray? I don't trust them. They're probably all liches or even worse, Daedra muslims.

It's all about akatosh creating an akatosh to kick akatosh in the balls.

>Todd makes the hottest Nord woman in the game unattainable
>Introduces new Nord waifu, who actually likes the player
>can't romance her

Why does Todd love to blue-ball me so. John is a bro but I'd challenge him to 1v1 combat for Olfina's hand.

Every sex-modded save I run I rape her in the middle of the town market and turn her into my personal loving cocksleave. Shows her how I handle the sight if a strong Nord woman: by breaking them

FNV managed it

>wanting a race war option
>not just slaughtering every shit-caked nord retard you see

Pretty much the only way to do it. She even says this shit if you're a Nord man. Only cure is a good dicking.

MAGGOTS

I was with you up until you mentioned nords faggot

>tfw you'll never break Olfina via mating press

>wanting molag bal's sloppy second
lmao her pussy is beyond destroyed.

I wish they brought back oblivion's NPC to NPC dialogue system

Not saying I wanted her, but Todd keeps blue-balling you. Oflina is in love with John, Siegrid is already married to Alvar, what the fuck. Mjoll and Sylgja are still great options though, even though Mjoll is followed around by Eren even if you marry her.

Plus the guy comes to your wedding as well

>Amorous Adventures turns Adriannes husband into a limp dicked faggot literally

>not getting that he was quoting the third dialogue choice
get the fuck off my board scrub

what?

>wanting more mudcrab updates

...

What was her problem?

He's gay and can't please his wife
You can also cuck the guy in Riverwood who owns the sawmill

The mod Amorous Adventures which adds storylines with actual dialogue from the game to the sex mods turns Adriannes husband who I am forgetting the name who is always inside the shop into a gay man who married her out of tradition who cant get it up for her.

Then you do some quests and then start fucking her.

sexual frustration
She's mad that haelga gets dicked

Oh just mod stuff. Adrianne is legitimately my favorite Skyrim waifu but I wouldn't cuck her husband, he's a bro.

Her shitty armor wasn't enough to save her from the vampires that attacked Riften as soon as I turned level 10.

god skyrim's 'factions' are so fucking forgettable and shit compared to morrowind. i don't even remember a single memorable character belonging to either family.

Yeah, Skyrim is all around shit, but I still had fun with it.

Nah its pretty great. Whenever I come back to Whiterun from some hard adventuring I tell her I want some fug and we go across the street to the guards quarters.

>paladins
>skyrim

the classes can be summed up to: stealth archer, spellblade, barbarian, conjurer, mage and werewolf

Goths be praised!

I always end up ambushing them as they make their way to Solitude after kicking them out of Whiterun. Way more satisfying.

I play a Negromancer

>main nord stronghold is a crumbling slum full of dark elves

>richest nord city is corrupt as shit

>at least half the nords admit that they'd be fucked without imperial support

The fucking snow apes would be thrilled to wallow in the bronze age and they should be grateful that they're too stupid to know they're being manipulated into their own subjugation by the Thalmor.

>Ulfrics a thalmor agent!

You are literally sub-70 IQ.

2 > 1 > 4 > 3

I remember Cicero, Nazir and that's about it I think.

The DB in skyrim was ok since I remember the members, Oblivion completely trumps Skyrim with every faction. Nothing will ever be worse than Skyrim's thieves guild.

Morrowind did factions really good and there were so many of them. I liked how you couldn't join and master everything too. I love killing that faggot arch-mage and hard-heart. Plus being able to kill Telvanni's with most factions is fun. I never did the morag tong so I don't know if it is fun.

>Ulfirc is smart enough to knowingly work for High Elves
Ulfric is a "dormant asset" because he's too dumb to realize he's wasting resources on a war he can't win and that his grandchildren are going to be half-elf rape babies of their Thalmor masters

>not ending the civil war quickly
Your knife ears are showing, Elv*n scum.

I kept saying this to myself years after putting down the game.

>remember NPCs from Oblivion well
>remember NPCs from Morrowind well
>barely remember NPCs from Skyrim

>that satisfaction when you slaughter his dad in front of him

Oblivion NPCs are the ones I can't remember for shit

there were NPCs in Skyrim?

>don't remember Lucien Lachance
Never played the game I take it.

Anyone know what this idle animation is from?

>tfw no Imperial waifu with dreams of being a master smith

Just off the top of my head, Lachance, Glarthir and Heironymous Lex

Shh! Don't say the b word. You'll summon Randy.

that is literally what an RPG is.

>give the beggar some coin
>ends up helping you in a quest

>talk some guy off a ledge
>He reopens his general store for you to buy/sell at

>save a farmer from being killed
>he gives you free food and supplies

People like you are why Action adventure games are considered "RPG"s now
Apparently having any form of stats makes your game an RPG.

Empire for Life. Do it for Martin.

The Septim line is long dead user, the Empire is not what it was and the current Empire is not the one Martin gave his life for.

That being said the Thalmor still need to be killed the Empire has to stay for now.

>2 top families from a village are violently feuding
>some mundane choice

Bethesdrone to a tee

Stop playing Skyrim.

Greetings, fellow citizen! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Vivec? Do you, by the way, believe in CHIM?

>n'wah

That's a word from Vvardenfell

>Apparently having any form of stats makes your game an RPG
The defining trait of an RPG(video game) is for there to be some sort of character sheet. Look around and think. It's the truth.

>Spend days looking up all the mods I want to use
>Figuring out compatibility, conflicts, what has patches, load orders, etc
>Start game, 200 mods, here we go
>Don't feel like doing the shitty quest lines again
>Go to some nearby bandit camps, kill them all
>Clear out some draugr dungeons
>Absolutely no idea what to do that feels meaningful
>Give in, start a quest line
>Bored
>Instantly become master of X without feeling like I had to put any effort into it
>Am I supposed to do anything as a leader? No? Okay. Wait why is this even a reward?
>Do some radiant quests like a chum
>Uninstall
>Repeat 10 months later

Thanks Todd, I love it

>there are people on the planet that didn't do Season Unending in a neutral fashion

I actually thought the whole thing of trying to negotiate between both sides on the neutral ground of High Hrothgar was neat. The Dragonborn's role in Nirn is more important than the civil war.