Take any game,say the opposite for each word in the title and post what it's about

Take any game,say the opposite for each word in the title and post what it's about.

>Grand theft auto
>Small buy bicycle

You play as a kid in 1940s suburban America working odd jobs for local businesses and neighbor to save up for a 100% customizable bicycle.

God Will Laugh
You play a priest who delivers his sermons in the style of a stand-up comedian

Kek

I would unironically play this, but only if it plays like a rhythm game.

Brightest Tower
You lead a ragtag team of wealthy and successful people to fight angels and reach heaven.

Took me a second to figure out what game you started from. That's honestly a fun activity in it's own.

HOPE
You play as a Pacifist running through a base on Mars that has been overrun by Angels from Heaven.

Need more heaven based games desu

Please Starve
You play as an anorexic kid trying to hide his condition from his parents and making excuses to avoid family dinners

Sun: Master FPS Inaction

>fail

Sationary turret-style shooter in which you aim to blow up the sun. Soundtrack consists solely of licenced top-40 pop songs.

I can't figure this one out, what is it?

Solo Rubble -2

Demons Columns

Impossibility of Clear Skies
Adventure game where it's been raining 24/7 and you have to figure out a way to survive the oncoming flood

...

Unexceptional Mario Sisters

>Walk and Gun
It's an FPS game with only two controls

The anecdote of Link
You play a boy in green clothes who must do some errands for his girlfriend

Alive and Dead
Reincarnated and currently living female athletes battle in a championship competition on the beach. You treat their injuries but otherwise never interact with them.

Jerry's Base Game
You play as a middle aged man named Jerry and do nothing of significant interest. The developers ban any user made content.

the latest hit sitcom from TBS about 2 talentless Italian sisters struggling to get by living in Manhattan

>Outer-Sun: Light of Peace
You play as a astronaut in the future on a team that discovers a strange signal coming from the ridges of the sun. The earth space agency decides to launch an investigation and finds there's a race of sentient sunspots that can harbor human life on the outer edges of the sun. The sentient sunspots send a signal for blueprints and recipes to create a spacecraft that will deflect the extreme temperatures of the sun. A special team is sent and after landing find out that it was a call from Satan and hell is actually on the sun. Humans/plants/animals on earth have been surviving off of the burning ashes of dead humans and didn't even know it.

Foot and Bludgeon: With Water and Club
You play as a lowly thug trying to rob people crossing a river.

First Reality
Game where you work your way from the end to the beginning of the game by playing it in reverse, and your goal is not to cause paradoxes going back to the beginning

>Goofy Gary: A Final Departure
You play as a man in a pressed tuxedo who was flung into the future, where alien refugees are being unfairly treated by the government. You must save the aliens by displaying love and tolerance to other cultures with absolutely no violence involved.

>Shin Megami Tensei(True Goddess Reincarnation)
>False Human Birth
You play as an alien trying to make his way through the perils of youth in human society while being an alien

Worst job

I laughed

...

Max Soothe
A loved money launderer who supports huge wife and child

fucking lol

>7 Nights to Live
It's a game about the Ring, where you need to collect clues and find a way to stop yourself being killed after watching the tape.

You play as a baby who has to dodge being aborted in the womb

>Legs
Like arms but with legs

but you treat them with your magical dick.

>Rookie Safe
You play as a trainee in the space navy, and nothing goes wrong, ever.

>>Rookie Safe
Pro failure..you shouldn't use a fake game to describe your life user

>say the opposite for EACH word
B- you tried

Death is Normal
You play as a female student with time-warping abilities who witnesses deaths of some people but decides to do nothing about it.

Slowly Sane

>you play as an upright hedgehog that never moves faster than walking speed. The entire game is just escort quests and all the NPC's move faster than you

>Pauper Pootem 2D

You're a side-scrolling peasant in the thirteenth century trying to dodge accusations of possession, heresy, and plague thanks to your incontinence.

Elite Dangerous you fucking mong

>Ceasing Noise
You play as King Waltz, purging your kingdom from Musical themed Rebels who use Magic To try and Save their lives so they can Detrhone you
...Not bad, i would play it

>Villians of Weakness and Technology
You play as someone who just got hired at an ISP and slowly work your way up the corporate ladder.

Alright Alright
Please Eat Dinner
It's a Surgeon simulator type game but you have to eat dinner without making a mess

it was a joke

Devil kick

You play a demon that runs through buildings jump kicking people in slow motion.
You try and kick them into objects and the more shit that breaks the more devil points you get.
Devil points let you buy upgrades that increase your speed, give you momentary slow down, and different types of kicks.
It takes place in the Renaissance era after you escape a painting someone made of yourself.
You also have an ink trail that follows you and you get combos for kicking people into things and other people.

the people you kick can be old people, babies, nuns, priests, knights, and kings. they all attack you but you can dodge around it based on their weapon type for different dodges.

the closer you are to getting hit and the more things you break the more devilish energy you build up. which allows you to use the abilities that you unlocked or just unleash some really strong fucking kicks.

The more I typed this the more I wanted this.

Super Mario Brothers.
Average Joe Strangers.

An art game designed to make the player feel lonely in a virtual life simulation.

Slower than Darkness

>you command a combat spaceship that has ran out of fuel. You slowly drift in space with nothing but darkness

Not gonna lie, that actually sounds fun
Also nice taste

White and Black

>Memories: A bright ascent

You play as an attorney for souls in the afterlife looking to get into heaven, entering their memories in order to find evidence that they were a good person or to justify the bad acts that they did with reasonable motivations.

The Knighter.
You play as a type of sorceress who can use some martial tricks.

Wrong Result

contemporary calm

uh.... I guess it's modern day. And things are calm. Really doesn't sound like a video game at all.

Fuck that sounds good

Illegal Immigrant Good Clean

You play as an illegal mexican cleaning homes. The better you work the less of a chance you'll get deported by ICE

Lightest Labyrinth is better because it keeps the alliteration

>Mountain Truth
Some sort of conspiracy adventure game walking simulator

White Bodies

It's about a brother goin around droppin dem wypipo and ending oppression

Alive Unmoving
The humans of Earth are stuck in a frozen but conscious state and news anchor Hank East has to restore motion to the world.

Theres also a minigame on the loading screen where you're running across a painting of country side kicking objects or painted people off the painting

Is his girlfriend a horse?

Magmaris.
It's a 4x type of game where you create a civilization of underground dwellers.

Only problem is that labyrinths aren't really the opposite of dungeons

>Amatour Agreement

You play as a spy trying to fuck over a country you just resolved conflict with because your goverment never actually gave up on war and still tries to fuck it over?

>not playing as zelda since link is the one in the name
You had one job

>babies bounce around like pooballs when kicked
>knights go shorter distances but just break everything in your path
>kicking them down stairs lets you ride ontop of them

>Lively hindsight.

You play as this old man who can incredibly vividly recount his memories to work as a framework for a diverse set of levels and challenges the player has to face.

Neither is tower. I would have to be something not enclosed and be free to come and go. Like a park or something. Brightest Park?

>room against import
As the face of bleeding-edge fashion, you must use your keen eyesight and honed senses to weed out cheap impostor brands and competitor plants trying to steal your latest designs.

My logic was dungeons go down, towers go up. We're probably thinking into this too much.

tenant good
it's a management and life sim wherethe aim is to pay rent on time, cultivate a good relationship with your landlord and maintain your base.

>Father
You drive your kids to school everyday and work a 9-5

See pic related

The Anecdote of Zelda: Burp of the Controlled

Coldcircle New York 3: Right letter
You play as a mailman during a polarshift in Brooklyn. You find out there was a note written to a dying scientist on how to reverse the poles back. Your job is to sort through the mail in the mailroom and deliver it to the dying scientist to save humanity from another iceage.

Bright Body : Neglect to Live

The wonderful adventure of a depressed glowing man.

>What is the deal with Jehovah Witnesses?
>What did they witness? And who is this Jehovah guy?

so the opposite of don't is please
really makes u think

>Blue life damnation

you play as a man who left behind his peaceful life with his wife and his child to become an outlaw who rides in a gang, kills poeple and rob banks

He has to hunt down his family so he can peacefully be an outlaw.

Main menu and game cover are blue colored

The opposite of Don't Starve would be Do Eat which is just Fat Princess

/e/
You play as a group of people that shun anonymity while discussing your love of video games and don't complain about minor annoyances.

FUCK YOOOOOOOO

>Graceful Sun

You play as a happy man who has a simply wonderful day, you get to go on holidays, date with cute girls, drive nice cars. Like Yakuza but with no violence or upsetting things happening.

You can also get a doggo if you want and teach it tricks and shit

>Light Bodies
It's a fitness trainer simulator.

Blue Individual

A game where you lead a one man rebellion on Neptune.

>he dies because of his old age

GOAT

Green is the opposite of red, friend

Blue is the opposite, green is in the middle.

What's the opposite of space...?

This is not japan, pokefriend

planet?

>Silver Moon: Bright Dusk
Blood Elves complain that the night is too bright and it used to be a lot darker.

Ok

Please learn the color wheel.

>Final Fantasy
>First Reality
You play as a reality-shifting group of heroes that bend time so much that every reality gets screwed, to undo their mistakes they must erase their entire concept of realities so that others may continue to exist.

So then Living Planet is a game about Ego?