Who would win?

Who would win?

EGGGGE. He has EIGHT Emeralds.

Left has more chaos emeralds.

But one of them is a fake emerald.

Don't you mean ROBOOBOR?

Left looks like a tutorial boss
Right looks like the casual filter

Right reminds me of those creepy Eggman heads from Sonic Spinball

NAMMAN. EGGGGE has hos feet fused together

I don't know. What about these guys?

EGGGE
>taller
>8 emeralds
>confident, open welcoming arms
>warm smile

NAMMAN
>only 6 emeralds
>just shit himself
>has his arms behind him, scared

Nigga he is literally shitting out in the open. i wouldn't bet my money on anyone that off the deep end.

>DEX vs STR

EGGE's legs are fused together though so unless those 8 emeralds help him float he's fucked

who wins?

How did you know?

You just told him fuccboi

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But that means he still has one more than the other side.
You aren't good at counting, are you?

2 LAV vs 2 tanks and 2 guys

right objectively wins

this is a succulent point

also the guy on the right appears to be floating mid air and full of magic.

BIOSHSOIB.
>Two big ass drills
>Two little sisters
>Majestic Mantis hopping fighting technique
>All those eyes

>EGGGGE is hovering due to his new power
>has 8 Chaos Emeralds
>NAMMAN is jumping for joy like a little bitch
>only 6 Chaos Emeralds
EGGGGE, easy.

Who would win?

and on fire

Bioshsoib has better perception and armor piercing drills, and two lolis armed with syringes for an assist.
What the fuck is Kcohock gonna do, punch him?

Neither one has the full set of emeralds.

bioshsoib has two drills and back-up no question who wins.

thicc thighs wins.

Dood looks mad as fucking hell and has dual wield shotguns, but Moom's dual wield demon technique and the fact that he's already killed two cyberdemons speaks for itself

>Left
>Depressed-looking faggot, probably going to blow his brains out with those two guns
>Right
>Floating psychic overlord about to wreck your shit with his pyrokinesis

dear lord, right one looks like lucy wilde

fucker on the left's feet are fused

how the hell you supposed to fight with fused feet?

Left cause right only has one titty

Battl8lttab has a magic rune of his own floating above his dick, while Olelffield wound up getting censored though.

KCHOCK looks much much bigger than BIOSHSOIB due to the perspective.

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Nigga's floating, he's gone beyond the need for feet

who would win

Dr Pavel I'm Ycrcy m'i levap rd

Frorf easy, 3 arms and eyes is greater than 1.

4knux, gotta give it to DIWIC

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>Sonic with 3 feet = 3fast
>Sonic with 1 foot = 1fast
It's simple maths.

>DEX vs CHA

>weapon proficiencies vs max CHA

>siamese war griffin can only be commanded by twins who have finally joined forces after a lifetime of diametric opposition. Hence the left and right handed hammers. Which are also diametrically twins.

Left has two guns and a weird symbol above his head.
But right...man with that smile he could have anything up his sleeves. Even two guns.
Tough decision.

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>left
>spins like a top due to fused feet, two swords to spin around, absolute madman
>right
>can hop the fuck over to you in an instant and block your attacks twice as well
>probably a parry king also

who would win??

Shieldbro has a dick so big he's standing on it, feet back in the air.
Dual wield fag is paralyzed with fear at the sight of his ghosts

>DARKKRAD
>Using two swords
>Defenseless
>Standing in front of eight guys
>Has no penis weenus
SLOUSSOULS
>Has two shields
>Better defenses
>Taking on more guys
>Jumping straight at the enemy
>Humongous dick acts as third leg
Isn't it obvious?

Double Hats hands down

Look how everybody jumps away from left while right is getting attacked. Clearly left is a threat so big you only can run.

>no feet

Left
>two giant feet with eyes versus two regular feet and some ass feet
>more reach, wider range of vision
>additional mouth and wider torso for better lung capacity
>right has a shrunken brain

Pant-shitter mongoloid on the right

Go back to plebbit would win

They're just winding up their shockwave attacks

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The left one looks like the winner at the first glance until you notice not one, but two nuclear explosions behind him. He's a couple of seconds away from death.

Stauats might have two rifles, but he's obviously pretty incompetent (has to have two belt buckles to hold his pants up)
Rekker has been mutated from the twin atom bombs into a hulking mutant of muscled flesh and could probably tank an entire two magazines while he smacks down any threats with his meaty fists. He's also PCGamer's anointed warrior.

0 nukes vs 2 nukes

HMMM

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Right can see into forever
Left kills the thread

You have to choose your companion for your adventure, user.

>ainsley harriet vs. yakub

>nukes
Clearly metal towers (to go with the cranes), Rekker is a master of industry

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Stuanāˆžnauts not only has nothing to do with Tim Schafer's mind but also has two hot bitches compared to the twin mexican warlords found in Psychohcysp

choose your healer

>two bellies to rub/blow raspberries on
>twice as many legs
>THREE boobs
>floaty thing to rest benis on after you're done
>not blind
Too easy

>letters form a pig on the right logo

Kino box art.

left looks like a dick and balls lol

Really, what the fuck did Robotnik ever do with the chaos emeralds? In every game they're in they just hang out in the special stage and his shit goes on with or without them.

My money's on NAMMAN. Look at his eyes. He's fucking crazy.

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WHO?

>Regular soldier vs psychic unicycle riding clown disguised as a soldier

W H O

My money's on LEAHAEL S'NOSSON'S REKLAVALKER, look at his gigantic cock, he even has an army and two stands to assist him.

LAMAL is a weak pussy who has to rely on guns, eriowoire is a brick shithouse who eats peashooters like that for breakfast.

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MOONWNOOM was the sequel that we deserved

Michcim "Moonwnoom" Jackkcal can summon an entire pride event and has two alien dropships at his disposal, along with being far more fabulous than Leahael.
Nigga also got a 16-Bit CartAAtrac

Left, no chance that he is getting headshotted.

choose your clan

Raiddiar obviously, even though Nedden got two spines to heal himself during the fight he only got his bare hand and his legs to attack that Raiddiar can easly parry

>magician vs ninja
>people unironically think magician could beat ninja

But you guys aren't reading their names.

The way EGGGGE pronounces his name he obviously has an awful stutter, slowing him down.
While NAMMAN clearly has rigorous unstoppable combat training and not a sympathetic vain left in his body.

Holy shit

EGGGGE belts out each letter with such force that his entire name is six warcries, Namman just sounds like 'nah, man' as though he's given up the fight before he's started.

the backup is important here
>two sadgirls
>SIX backup dudes

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Left's party is actively worried about the giant dude in the background, while right just has twinks hopping out of cars and three big guys coming in to assist.
The four and some dudes making up Final Famaf Lanif are fucked.

>THE DELEGATES

Holy shit

>images stacked on top of each other
>left