>an ancient evil awakens
An ancient evil awakens
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>it's you
This is now the dedicated birb thread.
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>an ancient evil emerges from it's slumber
That dog's right to be scared and that owner is stupid. Swans can be right cunts.
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what is this?
total warhammer?
I hope one day people will be allowed to shoot swans and geese on sight
Yes, one of the Norsca units, probably.
>my hips are moving on their own!
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but their land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind...
Nope, Great Eagle from the Woodelves.
More like a day will come when geese and swans will shoot you.
Ah, the Queen's animal. So majestic, so graceful. Such wankers.
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what a dumb ass bitch
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modern day marketing summed up in a webm
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>An ancient evil awakens
>Just kidding, it was awake all this time, and you were just a pawn in his game
>You still get a chance to blow its face off
Lewd!
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The bird is clearly overleveled
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The bird most likely got both better DEX and STR than the snakke
Sauce
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>you wake up
>you're literally the ancient evil awakens to the bad guys
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what the fuck
it's like those people want to get eviscerated
That's ice cream, not sauce
>a newborn good slumbers
this tired cliche again?
>an ancient evil awakens
>is eaten by a bigger ancient evil mid-way
That's pretty incredible. I would love to see it in person.
>doom wallpaper.jpg
>5060x2752
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Well what can you do? Are you allowed to shoot it?
Just run mate.
What are you talking about, why would you shoot a fat turkey who just wants some nomnoms?
I don't know but feeding it is the last fucking thing I would do
>Heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out
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Webm would have been perfect if it took a shit on the window sill on the way out.
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Why are dogs so dumb compared to birbs?
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Because birds are some of the smartest animals alive
especially corvids
it's one of the reasons why vegans are hypocritical as fuck, farmers kill shitloads of animals whose lives have more value than a shitty fucking cow
Mild kek from filename
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>lost connection to the server
the bird is clearly white
Being a nigger is a state of the soul.
Oh he goes straight for the penis
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>an ancient evil awakens
I like how this gif shows how whites (goose) treats minorities (dog) who are already in chains.
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Just pirating this Pristichampus' food
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my cock is biger
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Hello you miserable featherlets
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What kind of bird is that?
The tripfaggot kind.
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What i always hated how theres a profecy that the ancient evil will be stopped by a very specific person, and said evil wont take more than token steps to trim the problem before it can do anything. the hero will come form this continent? jsut sink that shit.
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Literally /ourbird/
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It's not a prophecy if it can be averted. The villain has to play his part.
>ancient evil is incredibly easy to defeat
bloodborne.jpg
Sakura Dungeon does this too.
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even australians fear them, if that's not enough for you. Them and emus, don't fuck with them.
SO HERE I AM
WEEB BEGONE
>Evil
>Ancient
Speaking of Australians.
Is there any animal as easygoing and laid back as the capybara?
Some Sup Forums faggot will (incorrectly) say you're wrong.
>villain knows about the prophecy
>tries to avert it by destroying the continent/village
>1 survivor
>he becomes the chosen one
The sloth.
What the heck's a capybara?
A giant rat.
Nobody looks afraid in that webm, they're all acting like they're being visited by a cat, the maniacs
It's basically a big water guinea pig. I don't think you could find a more relaxed animal in existence.