Let's keep reminding the player that our shitty tablet-console hybrid has no d-pad

[Wyatt Evans]

>let's keep reminding the player that our shitty tablet-console hybrid has no d-pad

How can Nintendo be so fucking stupid?

[John Wilson]

You made this thread already fucking get a life you piece of fucking shit.

[Dominic Walker]

Let's all be tolerant and get along

[Jordan Young]

>let's keep posting these shit bait threads that remind everyone how garbage this board is

How can OP be so fucking stupid?

[Hunter Cooper]

Needs a safe space redditor?

[Cooper Barnes]

What do you get by making this thread

[Julian Sanders]

And what is this then? Genuine question

[Kayden Adams]

>2017
>Nintendo can't even get their classic games right

[Leo Cox]

Reminder to report console war threads.

[Christopher Rogers]

4 face buttons that aren't inherently directional and are terrible for fine control in 2D platforming games.

[Christian Murphy]

they don't become more precise when you glue them together. can you play games that use wasd or arrow keys or do you just slam your hand on all of them at once and go AH FUCK THIS ISN'T FINE CONTROL

[Jacob Rodriguez]

I prefer keeping my thumb in the middle of a d-pad to have maximum control, and the Switch's "d-pad" is awful for that kind of control.

[Parker Baker]

>other thread was deleted
>remake thread again
you're not very smart are you op?

[Xavier Johnson]

OP made a criticism. Calm down you big manbaby.

[Angel Edwards]

My thread died for this

[Robert Stewart]

Playing platformers with a keyboard fucking sucks though and most people will opt to plug in a controller for those games

[Aaron Baker]

The tiny joycon sticks are perfectly serviceable for this, honestly. They have very little travel compared to a normal sized stick.

[Nathan White]

>lying on the internet

[Xavier Torres]

>Using a d-pad for analog movement

[Zachary Collins]

>accessories not bundled with the console

so the switch is a 370$ tabled with 2011 hardware

woah so this is the power of nintendo

[Asher Barnes]

>being a scrub

[Brayden Stewart]

the most out of focus picture i've ever seen

[Charles Rivera]

>owning only 1 controller for ps4 or xbone

[Jacob Moore]

Mario
Goku
???
Who is Abel?

[Levi Gray]

You don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

[Dominic Ramirez]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Blake Foster]

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[Michael Rogers]

implying i need 2 controllers
implying i have 4 hands
what's the point in multiplayer
when you don't have any friends

[Carson Gomez]

No it wasnt

[Michael Smith]

The Dragon Quest 5 hero.