You only have enough gold to pick one, Sup Forums

You only have enough gold to pick one, Sup Forums

I pick the cute shop keeper

All these stats are terrible. Why would I buy a sword that gives -100 attack and -80% chance to hit?

I can't make a decision without data about the attack speed of each weapon.

Where's the other shopkeeper?

It depends on average hp and armor, as well as how armor is calculated.

If the weapons are underpowered relative to hp, then the fist is best.

If armor is flat damage reduction or very common and severe mace is best.

Dagger seems to be the only objectively bad one.

I pick the shop keeper

You didn't post other stats like attack speed

>thank your kindness
Either the fat faggot who wrote this is retarded, or she's calling the player "your kindness" in which case the fat faggot who wrote this is retarded

Dagger
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Why is it even the question?

Nigga why are you so triggered over it

I'd rather the dagger since it has a 100% hit chance. Reliability is always a must for me.

Give me Fist of the North Star fist please.

The sword as it has the highest effective dps
Depending on how strong armor is the mace could be better

This

That style is never going to not Broquest-trigger me.

i pick the qt dragon

>Not being rich as fuck
>Not using all of the weapons at once
Full pleb.

Ok, I'll bite. I wish I knew more about statistics, but... Assume you're fighting a high level boss in a raid, then the dagger is the best choice because the more hits it takes to down it, the more likely the 6x damage is to proc. For anything else that you can solo, mace mace mace mace mace.

Do I have enough gold to pick the Shopkeep?

DLC

Congratulations, you've worked out that these threads never give you complete information and only exist for theorycraft argument / trying to get people to draw lewds.

>action game
Mace
>turn based
Dagger

... This is actually pretty hard but I'll go with Lucky Dagger. No misses, higher ATK than the glove, and while 1% chance to Instakill is nice I'd rather have more ATK and a higher chance to do a lot more damage in a single hit.

mace

ignoring defense is a huge bonus.

the dude could have 10 armor or 40000 armor, that shit is bananas.

fpbp

Does the second attack of the scimitar have a chance to miss and/or a chance to trigger an additional attack? Because if it does the latter at all it's the strongest weapon by far.

>defense is armor
Wow you are retarded
Defense is the body's inherent defense against damage and caps out at around 20

says who and where?

But it has a 50% chance to miss. Odds suggest 1 in 2 attacks hits but in practice it may be as much as 1 in 10 attacks hit.

I said it right here

Pick the glove. Will have a terrible k/d ratio but that 1% will make people rage so hard.
Its the pepe weapon

Only one second attack, and it can miss.

An easy way to compare these is to see how much damage you would do after 100 attacks. (No information on attack speed so I am assuming they are all the same.) Sword is 8000, similar is 7200, mace is 5000 armor piecing, dagger is 4500, hand is 1000 with 1 critical (are bosses or non humans immune to criticals?)

fuck you retard

>not having high luck
but really though, 50% isnt bad, especially with something that has such a high potential for wrecking bosses.

If you're a luckfag surely you'd go for the chance of instant kill

It's the players title, like your highness.
BTFO.

>Sword is 8000, similar is 7200, mace is 5000 armor piecing
That's only assuming they all hit.

This entire thread is shit but let it be known that I want to fuck the lizard

>or she's calling the player "your kindness" in which case the fat faggot who wrote this is retarded
BTFO

cant roll pure luck, if i did that i might as well be a bard.

yes

Dagger for enemies 20 hp or less, sword for enemies between 21 and 100 hp, mace in almost every other situation except wherever the dagger damage should have its big statistical spike around like 8 or 9 hits.

kung fu glove exponentially better the more HP and attack speed characters get.

>can't appreciate the subtle wordplay at work there
Brainlet

The graphic doesn't show attack speed, how common armor is, or average hp of enemies.

Based off what we know:
>Sword averages 80 Dmg/Hit
>Mace averages 50 Dmg/Hit (also ignores armor)
>Dagger averages 45 Dmg/Hit
>Glove averages 10 Dmg/Hit (far more useful if it's an optional boss like Ruby Weapon with assloads of hp and/or gloves get multi-hit skills).

I chose the Kobold.

Ruskies can't into grammar

I don't think you understand what it is I want to do

I mean based on how most games work the kung fu glove is the best because HP is always the #1 stat that increases. Plus, you don't have to Invest any points into attacks you can literally only invest in defense and agility and become immortal while still guaranteeing you kill them.

If there's stunlock like DMC or Bayo, then daggers.

If it's an medieval style game then sword because sword and board is great to roleplay.

If it's a placement style game with little to no stunlock like MH, then greatsword.

kungfu glove is pointless to discuss since we do not know enemy HP.

damage per swing, factoring crit and accuracy:
>steel sword = 80
>blunt mace = 50
>lucky dagger = 45

mace is best weapon if enemy has high defense, otherwise steel sword is best. dagger is absolute shit, under-performing the mace's damage even assuming it crits every 4th hit.

Based on how most games work, there would also be better weapons later on. I dunno about you but I don't want every endgame fight to boil down to me attacking 100 times hoping to get an instakill.

>i have an innate +50 attack and immunity to rapes

based

>dump into dex, spd and/or luck to increase instakill chance and increase rate of attack
>not maiming monk classes to benefit from Hokuto Shinken

I mean the Kung Fu Glove is basically a Dota Item and it has a 1% chance to Crit for 5000 pure damage. it costs 2000 gold and doesn't do anything else but that.

>You only have enough gold to pick one, Sup Forums
We'll see about that

oh yea ranged characters can't use it but when they first release it they can and it's really good. It's considered Under Powered for the first week when ranged characters can use it because everyone is retarded.

yeah i'll probably have the 2% insta kill glove at that point so i only need to attack 50 times

>he didn't get the 2.1% insta kill and full heal glove from the secret dungeon

Mace of bluntness. Deus vult.

As a ruskie I fill ofendeded, also Drawfag user is definitely not from Rusland.

Lucky dagger, then kiss the shopkeeper.

Hand. I like using my hand........

>tfw 1% chance of dying every time you fap

Can we get to the porn already

nah op is a coward who refuses to post the porn hes drawn. i bet he has a tumblr and cowers before all the sjws demanding he treats womyn with respect

>lolification ray

She ate all the eggs and she's now happily married.

now can we add a upgrade shop for the weapons?
possibly with another cute shopkeeper.

Fucking fat fags I swear to God. She was perfect as she was

formally sneeds

lol

Now there's more of her to be perfect.

this, where are the drawfags

>fists
>damage: yes

>Not marrying brow-semen demon
low

we never got lewds of lilian, can we get them now?

There are multiple anons, each one forges his own destiny. This one ended up as a pigeon

>1 hour later
>still no shop keeper porn

...

that only means we can do it bareback.
no excuse.

lol

Who's that bitch? I want the scaly one..

we creating the chart now or?

this post best post

sword for everything trash
dagger is useless mace is outperformed by sword glove against hp sponges

Brainlet here
I don't understand, wouldn't you just do these in order?

>belt of penetration slowly turns you into an uber powerful one shot johnny

peg me interested

>pick kung fu glove
>put all stat points into luck
>1% rises
>???
>profit

>100% crit chance
The glove, obviously.

Man, that's a tough one
Somebody help me out here, I'm at a loss

kungfu glove and then I come back later for the dagger

FUCK

THAT'S GENIUS

god fucking damn it

fpbp
lustyargonianmaid.doc

Damn it.

is loss the most powerful
meme of all time?

Sort of
Not really

lewds when?

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but rick and morty is a good show
like the episode 7 Tales from the citadel
it was legitimately funny AND amazing and it was dark AF