I need about three fiddy

I need about three fiddy

not the loch ness monster.
sage

Why the fuck did they give the lizard a neckbeard?

To make him look like Kratos himself. The monster is a pal in the game, who knows.

2017

>The Snek is Kratos' evil past coming back to haunt him

Fucking kino lads

GODS

I can see it.

>pale
>has red around the eyes
>son of another major god

>franchises that just cannot die like Kratos

kino

Shitty joke from a shitty show.

LOOOOOOCH NESSSSSSSSS MOOOOOOONSTER

BY THE BLOOD OF GODS I'VE SPILLED, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THAT THREE FIDDY

MY
WIFE'S
SON

YEE

>mfw they turned GoW into a post-Uncharted like cinematic walking game

Every western first party game made by Sony is essentially the same now.

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I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY YOU GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER

I hate that this actually made me chuckle.

It's so dumb, but I can't help but think it whenever that amount comes.

>Buy some food at the dollar store
>Cashier hits total
>"That'll be $3.50"

Sounds like a gay plot incoming.

You're a gay plot

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