CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

I loved the gba port.

>the woman has worst stats on absolutely everything

at least nintendo got ONE thing right!!!

Peach, because that bitch can float.

JUST WHAT I NEEDED!

Not Mario is the best character

Luigi for dat high jump

TOAD

>please select, playa
select what?

She's also the one with a clutch ability, I wonder why.

Select Your Hero

toad, obvi
luigi's jump is obnoxious, peach's ability is kind of useful but her weak ass arms make her shit, and there's no reason to use mario when his jump is only marginally better

This is as far as you go!

>No green eyes

dropped

SHITTED

Cycle left to right, play every stage. Peach in particular lets you skip everything between the egg ride and Fryguy in 4-3.

luigi lets you skip the whole damn game

...

This drawing makes Toad look gangsta as fuck.

makes me wanna vomit
>that peach

>both "updated" versions of the game had red toad instead of blue toad
how do you fuck up something so simple?

he IS gangsta as fuck

>no brown girl x white guy

I'd like to return this game

Luigi. Hard to handle since he's a slippery fucker but once you master it, he jumps the highest and can bypass tons of shit with his super jump. He's basically for pros.

>the woman has worst stats on absolutely everything

yea but she can fucking float in the air for a few seconds. That's actually really good for newbies.

Hot Take Here: SMB2's Main Theme is the greatest melody in human history.

someone post the luigi car comic

I think Toad was technically the best but I always picked Luigi because I wasn't good enough to play without the super jump handicap. Spent so fucking long trying to figure out what the Yoshi eggs were for in the GBA port.

this one?

is it true that the original mario bros 2 was balls to the wall difficult? anyone here finished it?

>Not Toad for the Pure Power

You are weak.

I can't tell if this is a genius satire on all "Video games in real life" webcomics out there.

No, it's easy as hell.
Most kids beat it the day they bought it and were bummed.
And the SNES version even has infinite continues.

Or do you mean SMB2(Japan), aka the Lost Levels?

yeah, that's the original, the JP version.

fuck yes. Incredibly hard and bullshitty. Lot of invisible blocks and a ton of dickishly placed enemies. Never beat it and I never will.

>awful jump
Who the fuck even plucks the turnips? Just grab the enemy and throw them