Why do you always play female characters, user?

Why do you always play female characters, user?

Because Hilda is the best pokegirl.
Remove donuts.

>implying I would play as the girl in the pokemon game that has the best looking male protagonist

It's called autogynephillia.
look it up.

I know I don't cuz i'm not an insecure faggot.

I don't though

Not usually a lolicon, but Chicken-chan is too sexy I had to pick her.

I play as girls in games with lots of customization so I can make a cute girl who I'd like to be my girlfriend.

I don't. I'm not gay.

I play as girls in games with lots of customization so I can make a cute girl who I'd like to be

I play all my games as guys as they're supposed to be a representation of my real life me.

Because I like females

This

I'm really fucking gay and always choose to play a guy.

Now what?

Because i lole girls and even more if the game allow me to dress her in cute/lewd clothes

I like looking at their asses

>This logic
Reminds me when moral fags said boys watching sailor moon became gay, they became perverts with a love for legs instead.

>become gay
Nigga, you were gay when you started watching that shit. You still gay.

TG fetish, my man

wow, this is what I get trips on.

My soul brother.

I wonder

Also, her suffering is finally over.

Because I'm gay.

Because I want to be a girl. Obviously.

Mah niggas

I'm just... really horny, alright. If the girl is pretty, why not. It don't matter. None of this matters.

If video games are a representation of yourself then you must be really talented. How come you aren't famous and a billionaire?

You're taking the role of this character, not fucking them.

>How come you aren't famous and a billionaire?
>implying being talented means you should be famous or a billionaire

The most talented of all are the ones who ascend to higher planes of existence, user. The user you are quoting is just in another level we cannot comprehend with our unenlightened mortal minds.

I like looking at sexy babes. Not some dude's ass.

Ai may be a rich bitch but she's not so bad

So? It's pleasing to look at. Do you look at a skin mag because you want to be the girl? No. Do you watch porn, seeing a girl get fucked, because you want to be the girl? No.
Some people do. Most don't. Maybe you're projecting.
Also I don't 'identify' with the characters I play. I don't act like a girl in the game. I just do the things a player does to achieve things and receive minutial amounts of dopamine.

nah mate, that implies you want to take the role of the sexy girl.

That's gay.

b-but good pussy is boipussy

You're normal gay, not crossdressing slut gay.

Nah, that is just your wishful thinking because you are a closet gay. That is also why you play only male characters, because deep down you want to fuck them.

I like feelin' pretty bruh.

The only correct answer.

Naturally. All faggots only play with the guys. Only closet faggots believe otherwise.

Dude, you wanna play as a girl. You wanna be a girl. That means you're gay as hell.

Don't put this on me. You're the one doin the gay shit

Ah damn, you're right. I guess all that solo female porn I've watched was gay too. I should probably tell my girlfriend what a fag I am.

solo female porn is even gayer, man. You don't even wanna watch a girl get fucked.

You is gay as HELL

Because if I'm gonna be playing a third person game, I'd rather look at a cute girl as I play.

If it were first person, then I'd use the boy without much hesitation.

Because I don't want to look at a guys ass like some homo.

So I guess looking at solo gay porn is kosher because he's not getting fucked, you just want to be the guy.

Why are straight men so insecure that they have to make up bullshit excuses as to why they play as a female character

Then don't look at it, gaylord.

I made the mistake of picking the girl once. I was forced to marry chrom.

nah that shits gay too.

Do you do literally anything that isn't GAY AS FUCK?

Because I make them cute af
Why would I want to make a dude?

No matter what you do
They're ass is always in view

ITT: faggots in denay

I don't because I'm not a closet fag or a shitter who can't keep his eyes off booty long enough to play the fucking game.

They almost always get the better clothes and appearance.

Because they tend to be cuter.
By this logic, I actually picked male in BW and BW2. Hilda's pretty great too so the first one was a tough choice, but Rosa's outfit is so gaudy and Nate's cool wetsuit-based outfit and cute looks blow her outta the water. Look how cute he is without even ending up faggy.

Nerds aren't exactly known for being secure in their masculinity.

>b-but it's cute
How is this obsession with cute things not gay?

how is this 24/7 macho obsession not gay?

I ain't even gonna claim I'm not gay, but Nate himself doesn't look it himself.

At any rate, aren't all guys able to tell when another guy is handsome and such? Does that not apply for childlike cuteness as well?

>he doesn't want to self-insert as a cute girl

What the fuck are you talking about?

Obsessing over cute things doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. It could mean you're a sissy beta male though.

It depends, honestly. In Pokémon games I usually pick the dude, unless he looks gay as fuck like in BW2, so I thought "well both of them look like fags so I'll pick the one I want to fuck" and picked the girl.

On a related note, people like to shit on Hilbert but I think his design is great. It's practical and simple but stylish. He's up there with Red IMO.

I only play women in porn games

I usually do, but it puts my mind at ease once in a while to reinforce the fact that a male, which I am, can also be cute. Even masculine ones for that matter, but most don't see it.

>Doesn't like cute girls
>Calls other people gay
Dude, it's okay, it's the year of our lord 4000-1987, you can accept who you are

>looooooose

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No, i don't give a fuck about guys.

t. the post-truth era kid

Solid math.

fat sad and gay

Same

I AGREEEEEEEEEEE!
IT P*SSES ME THE F**K OFF THAT PEOPLE MAKE THREADS ABOUT THIS VIDEO GAME!
JUST LIKE HOW THESE PEOPLE MAKE THREADS ABOUT TOUHOU OUTSIDE OF /vp/!!!

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Usually because females have more customization options, at least in the recent Pokemon games.

Post cute pokeboys

>Professor Oak
>Hilbert/Black
>May
fake fan

desu only fat weabo neckbeards plays as female

Do straight guys only see other men as faceless beings, like in hentai pictures?

I choose the design I like better. If the girl is cute, I'll choose her. If I like the guy's design better, I'll choose him. Though if I can be a cute shota, I'll choose that over anything else.

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fine fucking taste
>tfw as much as I liked Rosa, Nate's so fucking cute that I couldn't help picking him

lel

>Play XY
>Hear about all the customization
>No outfit is better than the default
>End up not spending a single pokedime in clothes until I beat the game
At least there were some cute hairstyles, I guess

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I felt the same way. Luckily I can make a kawaii grill in Moon. There's way too many good outfits, man.

cute boi

>not gay
>not trans
>always picks the girl
Women can be good protagonists. Get over it.

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wut

My nigga

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Do i need a reason? I'm not self inserting and most games already have male main characters, it breaks it up

Haven't played a porkyman game since Emerald came out. Any of the later ones worth a go?

Black and White, maybe. And only maybe.

Just that gen and only maybe? That's a shame

I want to FRICK them

Black and White 2 and Platinum. It has the best pokegirls if you're into that .