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>Sorry, I'm not used to escorting MEN
What did he mean by this?
Also, Resident Evil thread
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And what did he mean by this?
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Wesker has always been a raging faggot.
>that fish hook line from Code Veronica

>I DESPISE CHRISSSSS!
Do you think they fucked?

Where do you think Chris got his propensity for FAST AND HARD?

>Since you were one of my best men, I'll let you handle this
Everybody likes to say Chris has sexual tension with Piers or Jill, but could it have been Wesker all along?

I needn't remind you that Jill isn't the one Wesker tried hentai tentacle fucking, user.

After finishing RE 1HD I don't think I can go back to archaic controls. Should I skip 2&3 and go straight to 4 onward?

First of all, why did you play REmake first when the suggested order is 1-3, CV, then REmake (ignoring optional side games).
Secondly, why didn't you play REmake with tank controls and why are you saying 2 and 3 have different controls to 4 when all of them have tank controls?

2 is typically considered the best in the series and 3 has the most iconic enemy (Nemesis). I wouldn't skip it if I were you.

Also, the controls of the newer games are vastly different compared to RE1.

*blocks your pillows

They're so gay my friend was laughing his ass of at this when we played 5

Threadly reminder that you should just ignore everything from 0 onwards, it's honestly not worth it.
The only RE related things you should play/watch are
>RE1
>RE2
>RE3
>RE Survivor
>CVX
>Survivor 2
>Heroes Never Die
>Outbreak 1 and 2
>REmake
>Biohazard 4D Executer
Everything else is disposable and takes away from the series. Make up your own ending and pretend the series got canned after REmake

What's the best Resident Evil couple and why it is _Chris and Leon_?

can't argue with that. top banter, top teamwork.

Objectively incorrect

Claire deserves better. At least Chris and Leon both have similar demons that they can combat together.

What's Leon thinking about?

But Chris and Leon barely know each other outside of Claire and business relationships

>more people like 3 and 5 over 7

I mean, REmake, 2, and 4 are obviously the best in the series but 7 is just below 4. 5 was a trainwreck and 3 was just somewhat disappointing. Everything else is trash.

To be fair, Leon and Claire are both horrible at keeping in contact. Chris and Leon have a great deal of respect for one another and while all of them have the similar goal of wanting to eradicate bioterrorism, Chris and Leon take the more proactive route with their occupations as field agents whereas Claire works for nonprofit organization. Shared experience.

>>more people like 3 and 5 over 7
I get 5 because 5 was pretty shit, but 3? 3's objectively better than 7 and probably the best in the series.
>I mean, REmake, 2, and 4 are obviously the best in the series
Objectively wrong. REmake, maybe is the best. 2 is a simplified version of 1 with very little additions that matter, unlike 3.
4 turned the series into a garbage action TPS arcade game, and it was shit most of the time but most people ignore that fact as they only remember the first third, AKA the only good part.
>3 was just somewhat disappointing
How? Better gameplay that actually improved upon its predecessors, better VAs and story, better backgrounds and models, just better everything, and Nemesis is the best stalker enemy in the series.
>Everything else is trash.
Come back when you've played more than just the main entries

Hoping the place he's in doesn't catch fire.

7 was terrible and added nothing to the series. It shouldn't have been a numbered title.

RE7 is the best Resident Evil since the RE1 remake.

That is objectively incorrect. REVII is worse than RE1-3, Gun Survivor 1 and 4, Outbreak 1 and 2, REmake, CV and REvelations 2

>First person
>No tank controls
>No pre rendered backgrounds
>One enemy type
>Suffocatingly linear
>Only one campaign
>Turns into DOOM at the end
>No fun modes like One Dangerous Zombie

>Even remotely in the same ballpark as REmake

please just leave the thread if you voted for 4
just go to a evil within thread ok

How? Let's not kid ourselves and try to claim Resident Evil to be the pinnacle of good story-telling, but the story was weak, the lack of monster variety was disappointing, and like I said, it added nothing to the series.

Seriously, since when was this board's taste in RE so trash that RE4 is actually winning over REmake by 30+ votes?

>2 is typically considered the best in the series
[citation needed]

I guess this year, summer never ended

RE wasn't the pinnacle of storytelling, but at least it was consistent and low on huge unexplained retcons until 0 and 4 fucked everything up.
Then years later, Wesker goes from some guy who happened to bond with the T-Virus to a test tube baby destined to help an old man become God of the new world, and in VII Umbrella is brought back despite 4 (stupidly) killing them off and Umbrella Chronicles officially ending Umbrella

>Spends his whole life trying to stop UMBRELLA
>Ends up joining them
Deepest lore.

>I never asked for this.

As far as classic titles go, it is. There's a reason why fans cried for RE2make for years. You ask a random RE fan who's been here since the game's inception what their favorite title is, they'll usually say 2.
The Blue Umbrella shit is stupid. Looking at things from a lore perspective, no one in their right mind in this universe would trust them for a second. I know that's why they brought Chris along but it's still stupid. They should have just made nu-Chris a new character because the model inconsistencies are bad.

What does a Jill sandwich taste like anyways?

>chris' job gets fucked over by umbrella
>his house gets destroyed by umbrella
>his sisters gets her shit fucked by umbrella
>his sister gets taken captive by umbrella
>his commanding officer kicks his ass after injecting a virus made by umbrella
>him and jill take down the last facility owned by umbrella
>he kills any last remnants of umbrella
>becomes posterboy of an anti-bioterrorism group
>literally hates umbrella with every fiber of his being if 6 is anything to go by
>joins them
The guy who wrote VII probably only saw a plot synopsis of the games and watched a few of the movies

Literally fanfiction-tier writing.

What? Is he part of umbrella in RE7?

Salty milk and coins.

>Gun Survivor 1

Lol

Photogrammetry technology can easily rival prerendered backgrounds in terms of visuals and atmosphere. First person because VR. Resident Evil games have always been linear, RE1 and RE2 just gave the impression of being open because the mansion and police department had unique level design.

Just like RE4. Resident Evil has always been about surviving a science fiction biohazard. RE6 proved that Capcom had no idea what to do with the plot anymore. The series needed a contained story again.

He gets off the helicopter with the big Umbrella logo on it, and I don't care if it actually says Umbrella Corps, Chris fucking hates Umbrella and is already high up in the BSAA, an organization which would never be disbanded in the RE universe.

>Lol
Gun Survivor 1 if remade in the RE Engine would be better than VII

Why would they do that though?
Is it all completely new people who were working on 7?

They are mostly linear but in RE1 you can do the Death Masks in any order and since there are four that means there are 24 ways you can collect them and they span the entire mansion so it feels like you're exploring a mansion, RE7 let's you collect the dog heads in any order but it's not as expansive as the Death Masks.

No idea, but one of the writers worked on FEAR which is why the generic loli girl is there. I doubt the writer from 5 and REv2 is involved as he actually cares about the lore and characters

>This is now acceptable enemy design for an RE game
How did we go from Tyrant, Birkin, Mr. X and Nemesis to this?

I like Claire and Sherry more.

Do you like them lewd?

Of course.

Would I make a better Redfield than him?

You look like a fucking goblin

Nigga, you so jelly you belong in a mason jar.

But honestly, I'm 7/10 at best.

t. Wesker

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I don't understand why people don't like the Outbreak games. They're easier and more straightforward, sure. But they're pretty much just like mini-DLC's for getting more backstory of Raccoon City during the outbreak.

You guys are hilarious.

This is why I come here.

How come no one talks about this one?

Is it just me or this guy in EVERY RE thread with the exact same post?

Actually just got into playing this online with the modded servers. Goddamn so much fun, unfortunately everything is pretty unlocked but it's not bad