Little sister distracts you from vydia

>little sister distracts you from vydia

End your life you child fucking degenerate.

>little sister walks in

edgy

>little sister wears a sexy outfit to purposely distract you from vidya

>little sister smells inexplicably of vomit

I get fucking pissed when my daughter does this. Little hoe loves to see me cry

>little sister is dead
>you were her only father figure
>you feel like the worst father on earth and fear having kids

What's going on in this image

Hanging the clothes out to dry

I played Bioshock 2 and then The Walking Dead. In both cases the main character is a paternal figure who dies for his "daughter".
Is fate trying to warn me. I'm not having kids, better become a lich and enjoy eternity.

>Using underwear as a noose
Theoretically, would it work? Like, how likely is that I would die from hanging myself with my own briefs? 'Cause I'm trying to find a way to kill myself without expending too much or any money at all, but is also very lazy and somewhat creative.

>little sister likes watching you video games

Unless you are a skeleton, the fabric will rip from suspending your weight

Well, that's disappointing.

>tfw no little sister
>she was in college by the time i was old enough for vidya (6)
She needs to settle down and have a baby ASAP because the bitch robbed me of the glorious experience that is being 20 years old and having a cute 8 year old girl sitting on my lap playing vidya.

>get little sisters into vidya
>start them on donkey kong for wii
>they get frustrated ti no end
>bribe them a whole 2 liter of soda if they can beat just the first level
> took 2 hours but one made it
>man of my word and give em RC cola
>hooked on games but not good ones
>they fell victim to youtube bait and loud dumb let's players
>exclusively play roblox and creative minecraft for cube pink floating houses

she would be perfect, had she not show her fucked up horse vagina

Just use a power cord from a common household appliance

>tfw youngest child
>tfw no younger sibling to bully/love platonically

>Buying someone's tastes
This never works.

...

low key this looks just like my room. it's uncanny, honestly.

>little sister plays zelda
>try hard to not backseat game
>shes not cuphead reviewer tier but not optimal
>try to contain backseat gaming even harder

>killing yourself
lol faggot pussy

Too real man.

>playing vidya with little sister with her on my lap
>she keeps bouncing around

I hate this feeling.

>baby sit 2yo cousin
>watch her play games
>she gets mad at me when I suggest she do something else

at least she'll turn into something cool, right?

...

>blocks your path

Watch out bro there's alien in you arms!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING SAUCE OF THIS PANEL
THE STUPID SERIES HAS LIKE 10 MILLION ENTRIES

>little sister catches you playing a porn game

wat do?

i wish

Fuck her

Thanks Skwisgaar

>That feel when you're the little sister

>she starts rubbing her butt

>better become a lich and enjoy eternity.
Like Sumner Redstone?

>niece playing some yaoi VN on phone
>sit her down to play hunie pop instead

Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with lolis recently?

>recently
HAHAHA

She was cute and deserved a better scene.

>lil sis does this
>go full pokerface and deflect any EW GROSS! with halfhearted "is that so..." while still playing and not move eyes from the screen
>can play porn vidya nowadays with lil sis sitting on the bed playing animalcrossing that she borrowed from me, both not giving a fuck
just according to keikaku

My sister liked watching me play games. She said they were like really long movies and since I was good at them it was fun to watch. For the longest time I gad to keep a savefile of FFX on our ps2 that was right before Yuna performs the sending on kilika. She loved that cutscene so much she'd rewatch it sometimes.
Her husband plays games too but he doesnt play the games she wants to watch. Maybe I could take my computer to her house and play some games for her like in the good old days.

>recently

>recently

you must do what your inner beast wills you to do

Share with her because it is an otome game

>obsessed
it's an absolutely healthy condition

just read the whole thing dude whats the problem

Sup Forums has always been a lolicon board.

better than bending over for roasties and donating to at least 7 patreon and twitch gaymer grills

ITS SOME FUCKING GARBAGE ABOUT MUTANT ALIEN PENISES OR SOME RETARDED NONSENSE THAT JUST GOES ON AND ON FOR LIKE 20 FUCKING CHAPTERS I JUST WANT TO FIND THE SAUCE AND LAY IT TO REST
PLEASE

Lolis are usually made out to be these pure angels and they appeal to people who find mature women manipulative and bitchy. HOWEVER the problem is that in the real world women are manipulators from a young age and some of them will discover this when they fly off the chain and become sexual predators because the "2d only 2d is pure xD" meme is just what they tell themselves to avoid the truth that they would switch to the real thing if they could but most of them cant

>recently
Sup Forums is a lolicon website created by moot as a safe haven after all loli content was banned from ADTRW.

It's a nice change of pace from how Sup Forums has been going crazy with shotas earlier this year.

Cute little girls need some love too

I don't know, it's disgusting

>/l/
I'm glad it died.

>/l/ will never come back
>all lolis will forever be restricted to Sup Forums
It hurts

well, he's an alien too so it works, right?

Fucking newfag mods don't realize that homosexuals are supposed to be permabanned if they let people know they are gay outside of containment boards like /hm/ and /cm/

what's the point of porn boards? can't you find porn on your own?

>little brother distracts you

I miss after /l/ was purged and Sup Forums became the primary loli board, and the staff didn't give a shit because this is Sup Forums and there is no such thing as a worksafe board.

Then moot became a full blown normalfag...

>little brother distracts you from vidya

>7chan is dead as fuck and you'll never see a /cake/ thread bumped more than a few times a day

...

>says it's a boy
>somehow has chest bulge
NICE GYNO FAGGOT HAW HAW

Why do the japs draw white people having squinted eyes and HUGE noses.

Seriously I spoke to one and they apperently have this misconception (I hope) that westerners use their noses on touchscreens and such. He seemed serious too.

They're lonely faggots who are obsessed with porn.