After all these years of playing this game I just discovered about The Thorn

>after all these years of playing this game I just discovered about The Thorn

>There's a small moonshine closet attached to the Goodsprings saloon.
>Found it for the first time a month ago.
>1032 hours on Steam

>2000 hours on Steam
>finally find Benny

>3527 hours
>finally leave Goodsprings

>4683 hours
>finally leave the doc's house

>5550 hours
>finally finish character creation

>6647 hours
>finally bored of this game

>8425 hours
>Discover who won the lottery for the 1573th time.

>156472 hours
>Finally got shot by Benny.

>1476325 hours
>finally realise you can do quests for Caesars Legion and don't always have to kill them

>2978325 hours
>finally realize there's more to this game than press any button

I went in blind as a bat my first run and didn't know companions were a thing.

>1,000,000,000,000 hours
>finally clicked new game

>1500 hours on record
>jingle jangle jingle starts playing

>918290
>just found out arcade was gay

I remember when I discovered that Westside was actually a thing after like, 3 playthroughs

Good luck competing in fights without it glitching out every other match

>9999 to the power of 9999 to the power of 9999 days of playtime
>Only just realised you can hold down the button when drinking

>Fifth playthrough
>Finally realise you can move using WASD

>TFW

I was literally only progressing by using the console to teleport around and move NPCs into talking range.

>Been playing literally nonstop since release. >Haven't slept in 6 years 11 months and 3 days.
>Rely on machinery to survive. I'm just a bundle of flesh attached to tubes.
>Just discovered Benny shooting me in the head