In 2018 the Switch is getting

In 2018 the Switch is getting
>Kirby
>Yoshi
>Pokemon
>Fire Emblem
>Metroid Prime
Is there going to be ANY excuse to not have one?

No animal crossing.

i can just play the old games that are the exact same shit for free

every kirby game and every yoshi game are the same.
Pokemon won’t be out till god knows when and could just he another colliseum
every fire emblem is the same now
metroid prime we know nothing about

amazing

>Kirby
Made for toddlers, impossible to lose
>Yoshi
See Kirby
>Pokemon
See Yoshi
>Fire Emblem
See Pokemon
>Metroid Prime
Just a name, because the last Prime was so great

Then I guess you'd better stop buying CoD, Madden, and GTA as well.

>No More Heroes
>Octopath Traveler
>DQ11
>Animal Crossing
>Retro Studios Game
>From Software Game
>Platinum Game
>FF15

>Could just be another Colosseum
When will they learn?

>Still no Tropical Freeze port or DK game announced

C'mon Retro please

>paid online

Nah

>made for toddlers, impossible to lose
Looks like someone hasn't played the True Arena

Metroid Prime 4 is probably going to be a 2019 release or holiday 2018 at the soonest.

>same shit Nintendo puts out EVERY YEAR + non-Retro Prime

Oh and I forgot to mention that Prime is certainly not coming out in 2018 anyway.

No Bayonetta 3 or TW102 no buy.

Don't care for any of those series but Metroid.

Yeah, it's not 2018 yet.

Hell, i probably wouldn't get one till like 2020.

I own one and will probably get none of these

Xenoblade, Octopath, SMTV, whatever other weebu geimu

For me, it's a Vita replacement

>only nuntoldo games
I will pass.

There are a lot of Nintendo stusios unaccounted for, as well

im with ya

I haven't played Pokemon since Platinum, so a mainline game that's also tailored for the Switch has me excited. I just hope the new generation designs don't look as dumb as the last few iterations.

Good luck having games like Moero chronicle, genkai tokki seven pirates and valkyrie drive on the Switch.

There is no way Nintendo will allow those heavy ecchi games on their console.

>having to pay to play pokemon online
fuck no

>20 dollars a year.

I agree with all of this except the pessimism for Metroid Prime 4

>Implying I ever bought those, either.

>more nintenbaby rehashes
Sounds awesome. Just awesome

Post more loli squid

>Made for toddlers, impossible to lose
loving
every
laugh

It's still 2017

I've got one though. BotW is pretty shit and I can't find Disgaea in any physical store. Bought Splatoon today and it seems fun

Yes, since 9 out of 10 adult gamers don't care about any of those.

>could just be another colosseum
NEVER EVER

no money

>wolfenstein

>Is there going to be ANY excuse to not have one?
Where's the games?

Where's fucking smash

>this is what some people consider a challenge
wew lad, the secret world in 3d world was harder than that.

lol

Im not 12

>every Pokémon game isn't the same

>Kirby

No one cares

>Yoshi

No one cares

>Pokemon

Only one that matters

>Fire Emblem

No one cares

>Metroid Prime

Will get some attention

Only 2/5. Try harder next time.

In 2018 the Switch is getting
>Kirby
>Yoshi

Fixed. Pokemon, FE, and Prime 4 don't have a single second of gameplay footage and probably won't be released until 2019.

I don't follow the reasoning.

Yeah, those games look like shit and I'm not a child that enjoys mediocre mosol or platformers. MP4 is also not by Retro and will probably suck considering Nu Nintendo.

Now my question to you is:
Why are you so insecure about the Switch that you constantly seek attention and validation for a console? Is it really that unsatisfying?
This just makes it seem like the console is not worthwhile when autistic children like you advertise it hourly.

i'll get it if they put bayonetta 2 on it

needs CFW like PSP.

oh wow look at all those shit games i have no interest in

well, better get myself a platform known for having the most juvenile and autistic audience then!

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>Kirby, Yoshi
>the rest we know absolutely NOTHING about
>unironically listing [company name] game as valid titles to be hyped for
I hate these fucking lists. Every console war fanboy does this dumb shit.