What games have the best animal companions?

What games have the best animal companions?

something something pitbull something something niggers

One of these.

Why is the dogs dick getting harder the more the baby hugs him?

i dont like pits but that's pretty cute

that's the baby's foot

Pokemon of course

dogs don't have dicks

*doorbell rings*

They cut away right before it viciously killed the baby for little to no reason

I still miss him Sup Forums. Why must dogs have such short lifespans?

Should have sent samples to China so they could clone your dog baka.

new vegas.

My dog was put down today and my uncle's dog died yesterday.

>My dog was put down today
why

they'd just eat it

Its not just blacks though, most pitbull owners have no idea how to manage or train a breed of dog that was specifically designed and tailored toward pit fighting and violence. This is why almost 70% of all fatal attacks on humans by dogs in the US and Canada are by pitbulls and related breeds.

This is a remarkably bad idea.

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Zombie Dog
KK Slider
Iggy
Duck Hunt Dog
Hewie?
Amaterasu
Chibiterasu
Angelo?
Rush
Mira
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Koromaru
Poochyena
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Also missing best dog Missile

Pancreatic cancer that spread to her brain, or something like that.

This family should have their child taken from them, they clearly dont care for its life

Put down where?

What games have the best co-op gameplay?

It’s the worst feeling. I’m so sorry user.

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silent hill dog
animal contra

Kots > Doggos

Actually its becayse Pits are a man made breed and the vast majority have a defect in which their brain is too big for their skull. Early in life its just fine, later in life it puts them in a case of constant agony that triggers the attacks you hear about

The whole breed should be put down; it would be a mercy killing

lol jus open your eyes dumb dog

Mira is the Silent Hill dog

>No Interceptor
>None of the versions of the dog from Secret of Evermore

Dude, what?

Aw that's such a good boy.

GOOBOIIII

harvest moon dog

>teaching dogs about slavery
you madman

Pretty sure the first one is one of the Poison Chihuahuas from God Hand.

Dogs are shit tier pets and animals

All dog breeds are man made
Only wolves and other wild canines are unaltered

>dog gets along with kid
>wtf aboos

Sorry to hear, I still have my buddy but that must hurt like heck

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no gmo. only organic. you shitlord

*door rings*

this is so sad

Thanks.

My uncle has two other dogs that can tell their "sister" is dead. They keep trying to sleep in her old bed because it smells like her.

Not that it counts by the cat in Metal Gear Rising is fucking god-tier.

what a scaredy bitch

Meanwhile:

What the fuck how is that thing so big

This would be a pretty good series or something about these two dogs going on random adventures around the world.

swans are strong enough to break bones, dude. The dog knows this. The woman doesn't. Swans can kill people.

does that lady know swans attack people? she got real close to it.

That dog is a female though.

I like how we have the same set of posts each thread.

What did nature mean by this?

A dog is an animal and animals are unpredictable. My dad put down our 13 year old dog who never hurt a fly because he became aggressive around my new born nephew

While everything might seem fine at the moment, you never know what's going to happen when something unexpected happens, and infants are extremely vulnerable. If it was a 5 year old, fine, but that baby isn't even 1 year old. He could be mauled in an instant, and have life long problems due to injury

Dogs are a lot smarter than they let on

I hope you start healing soon, but remember it's ok to feel sad, sometimes letting it out helps

Its a video game board, why are pitbull threads a regular occurrence?

Polite sage

who fucks up raising a lab so bad that it attacks

why are large birds always cunts? turkeys, roosters, geese, swans, ostriches, cassowaries. all cunts.

>putting your baby on a dog
>putting your baby on a fucking pitbull

>summoning helper swarm

that shit looks freaky
the eyes I mean
or rather eyelids

I've seen a pitbull in the same room as a video game before, which is roughly as video games as e-celebs.

>Dog is man's best friend
>Has a significant number of human killings and especially child maulings
>Cats don't do any of this yet is maligned as being emotionally detached
What did society mean by this?

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because the ways of birds cannot be comprehended by mere apes.

I think you're just a fag

>disabling fall damage

cats aren't big enough to kill humans

is that a dead cat?

>Cats have no emotions

I wouldn't trust even the most well trained service dog with a baby that close or alone. Hell, the baby could accidentally slap the dog and cause it to bite the kid.

Dogs are bigger. Smaller breeds can't hurt an adult unless they trip
Too many people that shouldn't own pets own them
Cats are predatory. The killings would probably be similar if we had larger domestic cats

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>What are tigers.
A Maine Coon could totally kill an infant.

Either a cat or a dog, can't tell from the distance.

Hey.

Nothing fucking happened.

So shit in your hat and wear it.

Are you the sort of person that starts panicking when they think I'm gonna drop something that I know for a fact I have a good grip on?

"YOU'RE GONNA DROP IT YOU'RE GONNA DROP IT"
FUCK OFF I'M NOT GONNA DROP IT. I'VE NEVER DROPPED IT.

Are you the extended family member who panicks when I eyeball how much time I have left to make an non-streelit left turn?

"GASP!!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT.

SOME PEOPLE CAN JUST MAKE JUDGEMENT CALLS AND DON'T HAVE TO BE DRAGGED DOWN WITH THE REST OF YOU 9-VOLT BATTERY BRAINED MOTHERFUCKERS.

SOME OF US ARE JUST BETTER THAN YOU.

LIVE WITH IT.

That woman is a fucking idiot.

>no Missile
>either iteration

shit group

>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN
>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN
>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN
>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN
>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN
>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN

Maine Coons
Serviles
African Wild Cats
Asian Wild Cats

this duck sucks

Cool reddit spacing bro

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Thank you. I'm trying to recover. My family offered to get us a new pet someday, but I need some time.

>Dogs are a lot smarter than they let on
I feel like a lot of animals are, really. That's why we can bond with so many of them.

It means that if living for a long time increases the amount of offspring produced, longevity is selected for. Albatrosses are able to reproduce effectively well into old age. Really not that hard to figure out.

Farfetch'd

When ever I am smoking a bong or playing video games my dog used to crawl under my arm and put his head on my lap to watch.

mod faggots will delete this thread
100% sure

Are you so arrogant that you can't even conceive of the idea that you or someone could make a mistake? Jesus Christ, crawl down out of your own asshole and join the rest of us in reality dude. Accidents happen.

>I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT
>THAT WAS MY FAULT
>OR AVOIDABLE
You're a tool.

You take that back, swans are very majestic creatures

>Three wild cats when the poster was talking about domestic cats

If we had pit bull sized domestic cats, there would definitely be more human deaths

my cats constantly seek my attention and want to be by my side 24/7

>look up the bitch in the middle
>she actually gets naked
Neat.

look at that rabid murder machine
ban assault dogs now

What are some games where you can steal items from stores?

I used to wake up with him curled up next to my face when ever I woke up from sleep.

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No, I'm not that type of person at all. I believe there's such a thing as risk assessment. Sure, if you leave your house, you've increased the probability that you're going to die substantially just getting into a car. But if you just stayed in your house your whole life, you'd have a pretty shitty life. So you need to look at things based on a risk-reward ratio.

If I go to the store, I might die, but I'll also die if I don't go get some food.

On the other hand, if I put my new born baby on top of this fucking pit bull's stomach, I substantially risk serious injury or death to the baby, and yet I stand to gain a video demonstrating my utter incompetence as a human being. Clearly the trade off just isn't there unless you specifically want to alert other people not to let their children be friends with your children, which could be seen as a reward, just not yours

>This bastard, he's got me nailed!
>I am low. Lower than a sea cucumber.
>Step on my guts, it's better than I deserve.
>But wait--
>Wait just a darn minute.
>Anyone I don't like..
>...is from reddit
>I can drag the conversation to where I can win!
>He admits to being from reddit, I win
>He denies being from reddit, I make the conversation about something else.
>Yes... OF COURSE.

Nuh arr.
Not today bwoi.

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Neverwinter Nights animal companions and familiars were pretty based.