Board a bus

>board a bus
>see this
>"BING BING! WAHOOOOO! IT'S A ME! MARIOOO!"
How you react?

Obviously I'd be a huge fucking faggot and snap a photo like you OP.

I make fun of him and also tell that manchild that you're only supposed to touch the bottom screen. Look at all those fucking fingerprints.

Then he goes home and tries to convince himself he doesn't care what other people think of him as he lies awake in bed for hours.

kindly ask him to put on headphones or please turn down the volume while on the bus

take his hat and run all the way to the back of the bus, then sit there with a grin on my face and wait for his reaction.

Imagine being this much of an insecure fuck you have to snap a photo of some random guy having fun with his device. At least he's got the balls to do what he likes without caring about other people

>2DS

>NOOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF ME NOOOOOOOOOO
The best way to eliminate nintenvampires

I'd call Quentin and the Diamond Dogs to come beat his ass.

ignore it and fuck around on my phone like a normal person?

mind my own business like a normal person

*takes out gun* Hey white boi.. hand over the mutha fuckin gameboi

You don't?
Autisticly reacting to autism means you might be more autistic than the autist.
Live and let live.

sonybros think not giving a shit about other peoples' opinions is a bad thing now

lean over his shoulder and backseat game

I listen to music on the bus, y'know like a normal human being.

that guy is probably posting in this thread right now
hmm

Why do I need to react?

Let the man be.

>board a bus
lol no
i'll just walk

D I A M O N D
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>oh noes, I'm out of arguments now.

pull out my 3ds that I keep in my cargo pants and join him

>taking the bus
Fucking poorfags.

>Using a Nintendo product in public is ballsy
Cringy*

>Why isn't everyone sperging out? This isn't how the thread is supposed to go! :(

Take a picture of him and bait people on your local image board.

I think the hat is worse than the console

>board a bus
pfft ahahah

*takes pic of u*
*posts u on Sup Forums*
*everyone laughs at u and compliments me who is smart*
What now my good bitch?

Probably watch what he's playing if I was situated in that position, bus rides are boring as shit.

using "cringe" outside of reddit is cringy

I wouldn't care if some random dude was playing a handheld on the bus. I pull out mine at the airport or whatever if I'm traveling too. But the fact that the guy is LITERALLY a fedora neckbeard just hits every single bullet point of the stereotype and reinforces the idea that gamers are fucking manchildren.

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holy shit, nintendo drones btfo

Nothing and pull out my own because fuck phone games.

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If you feel the need to react, you should spend some time considering getting a handler or something

>Tfw just remembered that thread where a guy took a picture of a child at an Xbox One display at a Best Buy

mom still drive you to school little girl?

what? explain
I'm not american

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Fuck water and fuck white people.

The thing isn't even on, I think you're schizophrenic and hearing Mario sounds everywhere you go OP.

Op btfo

sit next to him scoot uncomfortably close and start playing fallout on this

I figured fedoras would be out of fashion by now because of all the negative connotations they've gotten in the last few years. But you still see both spergs and "normal" people wearing them.

I remember that thread. It was hilarious

>YOU LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I PLAY 3DS, I LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SONYGGERS
Literally what you sound like

Ask him out on a date. He is clearly very comfortable and confident.

>whitey doesn't get it
baka

*teleports behind you*
heh...notiin personelll oh pee
*unsheathes blood moon katana and slices you in half*
bing bing wahoo indeed kid....bing bing wahoo.

Go back to my phone and browse the web or listen to music because i'm not a sperg who has to take pictures of things I don't like?

delete this

>using public transportation

How dare he drink water in class? Real Americans drink beer.

That guy's operator as fuck
In a post apoc scenario she would sell her pussy for a drop of water

lol white people and their water

DELETE NOW

using a jug instead of a regular small bottle is pretty weird
but maybe he was really thirsty, or has some disease where he needs to drink a lot to stay alive

there's no excuse to being a fat fedora wearing neckbeard and playing a 2DS on the bus

make a thread on Sup Forums making fun of him

THE CHAD QUENCH

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>he can't afford his own car
L M A O

This. How poor are you that you can't afford a car or bike? How low do you degrade yourself to ride the bus full of minorities?

Why are sony fuckers so obsessed with slandering the good image of classic characters like mario? People who make images like this should be killed.

you must be really thirsty for (you)s if you're working this hard on a monday morning

youll never shame me from playing 2ds on transit. Because Im on my way home to get my dick sucked by my qtPi wife. You can do whatever you want as long as youre getting laid

Why would he need an excuse?

>bike
>degrade yourself

Anyone have the pic of the thread? I think I saved, but my folder is unorganized.

do americans really do this? I thought you weren't allowed to drink alcohol in public?

>board a bus
Why the fuck would I ever do that?

who?
what does mlp have to do with this?

I would purposely sit next to him and play Mario Kart on high volume just top spite you. OP is a faggot.

Japan seems like a comfy place, wish learning moonrunes wasn't so hard.

Is this fucking real? That place looks packed. You finished your fucking food, leave instead of sitting there taking up space in order to squeeze in one extra hunt. Inconsiderate fucks.

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I don't see anything wrong with this. He's keeping himself hydrated. Maybe he has a medical problem that requires more hydration. Thots need to die

>board bus
>there's a guy "discreetly" taking photos of people and posting them online

"RIP AND TEAR!"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH"
"BOOM" *click click* "BOOM" *click click* "BOOM"
"pew pew pew pew pew"
*excessive gore sounds*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*ripping and tearing*
>hey white boi shut yo cracka mouth remember 20000 years ago i were kangz in egypt
>DON'T WORRY I HAVE HEADPHONES YOU FUCKING NIGGER
"SQUASH"
>CRACKA IM GONNA GET CHA
>turns 360 degrees and slaps nigger out of the window
>Dad walks in
"What did you mean by this, son"
"now that the dust has settled can we agree that sony always wins baby!"
*beep beep*
>bfg division starts playing
>plane goes super sayan drifting
>switch flies all over the place
>Waifu pillow starts molesting dad
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>plane gets attacked by terrorists
>switch flies into the WTC memorial

Land of the free, it's in the amendments that you can't arrest someone just for drinking some good ol' alcohol. People died for these rights.

>lol look at this guy shitting his pants in public
>OH YEAH? WATCH THIS *PHMMBLRLRLRLLRLRRRRRTTTT*
>YEAH I BET YOU'RE REAL TRIGGERED NOW OP FUCK YOU, I SHIT WHERE I WANT
Literally you

>Put on headphones
>Turn up music
>Don't make eye contact with anyone

Just like every other time I've rode the bus. I'm just trying to get to work without some special needs person trying to hold a conversation with me.

Paper bags my guy. And if anyone asks what's in it, you shoot them with your standard-issue American assault rifle. It's a free fuckin' country.

I can just picture the visible odor from the both of you combined in close proximity.

So whats the bet waterbro isn't even white

beat the little faggot up

>Blurring the faces when they all look the same

You wouldn't say shit. Don't lie.

>comparing playing games to shitting your pants
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very interesting

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>bike
Literally the nigger of transport.

I go drunk to school all the time, but I'm not american.

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You also need diapers to play nintendo games so yes.

Why is that sonybros are so familiar with fecal matter and stink?

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS, NINTENDO OWNS

I use my 3DS on the bus every fucking day on the shuttle to class and I have a 9/10 girlfriend so FUCK YOU.

Did your thread on Sup Forums got deleted OP?

>>>/reddit/

pretty sure that constitutes assault