You DO shower at least twice a day don't you user?
You DO shower at least twice a day don't you user?
>twice a day
No, I'm not a retard.
Once in the evening.
Enjoy ruining your hair
Only once a day, before going to bed, because I wake up too early.
It's not healthy scrub
yes, but only because I have to poop twice a day, or after I shower
people that don't immediately wash their anuses after pooping are subhuman
that's what a shower caps for. you shouldn't shampoo your hair every day
nope once usually
sometimes 0
i do because i dont want gamer hemerhoids again
>shit like 3-4 times a day
Agreed. I always poop at night and shower right afterwards. Can't even consider going to bed after pooping and not showering. Unless I have massive diarrhea and I will be pooping every five minutes. That's my only exception, and even then I use damp TP to wash my ass.
>have to poop twice a day
are you sick, user? I only do that when I have diarrhea
disgusting.. you probably don't even use toilet paper, but rub it with your hand with this gay wash sprinkler
more like you are a fag that gets rimmed every night
I work in a Microbiology lab. I shower more than twice a day.
I haven't showered in a week
gotta be ready to get your ass ate, or have an emergency room visit, glad this place isn't totally hopeless
Enjoy looking and smelling like shit, ruining your sex life, and then having your hair ruined anyways as you age.
Twice a week, Wednesday and Sunday.
Use a fucking bidet then dumbass. Or wet wipes.
>subhuman leaves dry shit in his ass all day
lulel
Haven't showered in 5 years, problem?
>bidet
frenchie spotted
>being attracted to and having a nice butt makes you a fag
these mental gymanstics these unwashed losers have to make is sad
I use toilet paper, but it is never enough
toilet paper doesn't wash your shit away like water will
dirty ass
>normal human being
everyone else is a fuckin Madame Washmuhasse sissy
>leaving shit in/on their ass after shitting
>western """"""""""""""""""""""civilisation"""""""""""""""""""""
i work in histology and i dont shower twice. Shit i gross too
learn to poop fag lol
Joke's on you, I'm bald.
Sometimes I don't shower for days if I'm going full NEET, but I'll always take one before going out. For whatever reason I'll put it off like a motherfucker, then take a shower when I need to go somewhere or just get tired of my own stank and think "why the fuck did I procrastinate on this for so long?" and repeat the process.
Have you ever eaten sonethibg while taking a shit? If so, how was it?
how can you go a day without showering though? I literally feel disgusting when waking up
you think fiber is going to magically leave the inside of your asshole squeaky clean?
if you live in a first world country, learn how to turn a faucet on
if not, go find a river or something
When depressed I've gone months without bathing/showering/brushing hair etc.
Now I try to take a shower twice a week at least, I don't really leave the house much as I do freelance work while taking time away from uni. Took one this morning actually, feel nice and clean desu
>not anally douching 5 times a day
Enjoy your weak immune system. 6 times a week is ideal for balancing smell with a healthy exposure
>he doesn't bring his e.coli to home
You call yourself a scientist?
more like twice a month
no, why would I
disgusting, literally learn to shit.. what are you niggers even eating to cream such smelly gooey turds, cum?
it feels so good after showering when you do this
Twice a month, maybe.
I shower literally like 2 times a week. I don't even bother until after grime has began to build up on my balls and makes fapping disgusting.
no wonder you were depressed, you fuckiung stinked and had no daily routine
Most people in micro sort swabs and piss specimens if they're in a hospital lab and always wear gloves. I deal with biopsies, limbs, abortions, extractions, and cadavers and never shower beyond my daily shower after the gym and if I'm going out at night or meeting my gf.
t. anatomical pathology.
morning or night
no, definitely not your slurpy cheeto infested asshole
strange
>At least twice a day
Uh, so your one of those weirdos that spends half the day on the shower.
You have mental issues OP.
i shower once every two days, and wash my hair once every morning
twice a day is exaggeration
why are you, a dirty pig
literally not an argument
you don't deny your asshole not being squeaky clean after leaving the bathroom
embarrassing
I'd hate to see what would come out if you accidentally inserted a teaspoon inside of there
just 1 PROPER shower after every shit should be enough
once in two days, showering two times a day and using any cosmetics can damage your skin
i only shower when my mummy keeps bothering me about it