Whose line is it anyway: vidya edition

>dumb reasons for why to hate a game

I hate the fanbase.

>for why to
18+ website you stupid toddler.

>there's black people

doesn't run at 60 FPS

>the protagonist is female or non-white... must be forced!

gay romance

Huh... Gary Coleman...

>it's not "fun"

>WTF, why are Nazis the bad guys? Fucking SJWs!

It's too popular

Someone on Sup Forums called it comfy.

>The fanbase is shit

Things you can shout at a video game but not at your girlfriend

>people on sites i don't like like it >:(

it's popular
it's common on Twitch
reviewers say it's brutally difficult
it's on a platform I don't own
it's made by people of a culture I hate for sociopolitical reasons
it's similar to a game I like and came out around the same time
it's got minorities/women in it
the bad guys are nazis
it's old
the graphics are bad
I hate the developer personally
the fanbase and/or fan-made material upsets me
it's multiplayer only
it's single-player only

you guys are very funny

>things that turn a 0/10 game to a 10/10 according to Sup Forums

Who got the points? THIS IS IMPORTANT!

you sound peeved, upset, annoyed, angered, irritated, maddened

anime tiddies

Sup Forums reference
anti SJW developer
made by Obsidian
waifu bait
it's Japanese

Attractive female characters

"I will destroy your cunt ho"

anime

Cute girls.
That about covers the shitposting here.

You. Suck.

>Sup Forums reference

What games do this?

>things only people on Sup Forums would say

>Bing
>Bing
>Wahoo

I like Senran Kagura

I'm cheating because this is a tv show, but you get the idea.

traps aren't gay

Overwatch is dead

No way this is real

Huh... Gary Coleman...

>Things that are literally only okay when Nintendo does it

Is loss the most forced meme ever? Daily dose is the superior meme anyway.

>what? I don't see any-
>no fucking way

It's got to be an edit. Right?

>Did you buy the expansion pass, dude?

soft reboots

Legitimate reasons to not like a game, you guys suck at this.
Nice strawman, but it's not even the argument made against nu-wolfenstein. Try again

shill shill fucking shill booga booga booga bongo

Warriors spin offs

i take it he's mad no one bit

Making shitty controllers that look cool

girls(male)

yeah, if you're on the spectrum
hang in there

>Legitimate reasons not to like a game

t. autism

>things that will make everyone on Sup Forums shit on you at once

>being right is being autistic now

he's literally pussyhurt no one bit his wolfenstein Sup Forums bait. deny him of all fulfillment.

Liking anything

Every Fire Emblem is good!
Every Sonic is good!
Every Smash Bros is good!
TWEWY sequel never ever!

I played it on console
I played with the dub

I'll take huge anime tiddies for 1000, Drew.

OOT is the best game ever

It's popular so I hate it

"Breath of the Wild is actually bad."
"I play musous -- and I like the gameplay."
"FFXV wasn't the atrocity you pretend it was -- it was your own expectations that made the game into something it wasn't. YES, there is a lot wrong with the game, and YES, it's not your fault since they were spamming trailers and promises the whole overblown dev cycle, but the game wasn't that fucking awful."

No, it's just I'm not an anxty teen and I don't have shit taste. THIS is what wolfenstein should be

>anxty

Modern games are good

Huh... Gary Coleman...

>Liking anything
>Not caring for Nintendo

Pointing out the fact that you might be female
>im a grill guyz i swear
in an attempt to pseudo-validate your opinion.

I actually liked Undertale

Because I don't like the fandom.

Someone posted a crop of an image that has a pony on it on the video games board on Sup Forums! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS

Impeccable taste

Because you like it

>Reviews/my favorite e-celeb said it was bad!

>improvement is not always a good thing

barney fag posting is the highest form of fun posting.

enjoying videogames

>gets tremendously upset by trivial things
so like, literally everyone?

>things that people say to feel superior to others when it comes to videogames

I LOVE YOU!
HATS AND MEMES
Scrumdidlyumptious!
Making a portable gaming system.
If they found out you're a woman after you say how seriously you take games.
lol fag

i don't know if there's a sonic game i haven't found any enjoyment in, but shuffle and '06 are close competitors for most boring

I'm playing it on PC

You only think you're having fun, but you're not having real fun.

My dad works at Nintendo

>It's popular
>Listening to Sup Forums
>Listening to people without having tried it yourself to get your own opinion
>It's SP/MP only
>Graphics
>"This game is just like [X] what the hell!"
>You can't get it on your platform so you hate it instead of just thinking whatever
>The game is too difficult for you
>I don't like the developer, therefore his game is shit [Disclaimer: I can see this in instances like Ubishite or EA where it's the same shit everytime]

>I played the original
>I played the first game/games of the franchise
>I've read the book
and on a slightly different vein
>I'm better at you at X therefore my opinion matters more so

Battlefield 3 and 4
Minecraft
Katawa Shoujo

All I can think of right now

Holy fucking shit

look closely

>things people say to defend developers mistakes

OP said to list dumb reasons not good reasons

Am I blind? I can't see it.

>lol it's only the story who cares

>a pickup line based on the last game you played

Your opinion is shit

it's a beta

>a pickup line based on the last game you played

is this a reference to this picture?
aka the most autistic person that Sup Forums has ever seen? (besides maybe tile-guy)

>>t. autist

>"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders"

put rocket into baby dispenser

are you an ethereal yasakani magatama with yokai ccd, reduced firearm damage, and increase attack (plus value)? because girl you lookin' R A R E

>Not released on the platform you own

I'd like to work my magics on your great vortex

I think MGS4 is the best Metal Gear

You're all awarded -1000 points for being sony niggers