TONIGHT'S STILL THE NIGHT

>Post hype or disappointment
>Post contract progress and new items
>Complain about the unresponsiveness of the game and servers

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Anyone has webms on the new weapons?

Me and 3 friends have been queued for about 20 minutes

>YOUR MATCH IS READY

My toaster can't deal with these new maps.

ayy lmao

also i cant see the new flame particles for whatever reason
this shows up on my console:
>Attempting to create unknown particle system 'muzzle_dragons_fury'
>Attempting to create unknown particle system 'projectile_fireball'

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>2017
>still trying to play TF2 the night of an update

>got into a match after only two minutes
>game crashes after 5 minutes in the match
FUCK

>finally get put into the game
>game crashes when trying to open the map

I cannot find a match

Why do my points keep resetting?

the servers are down
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Someone post the new fire, I heard it's goes against the art style.

Here's a video showing the new range for the Amby, if anyone is curious.
youtube.com/watch?v=OXqzL_iFXj8

I wasn't expecting the falloff to be that bad and drastic. I feel bad for ambyfags, knowing the stock revolver is the better sniping weapon now.

yeah, it should shoots a stream of shit to match all the ugly pink and lime hats

Can someone please fucking tell me how to fix the contractor so it isn't only showing me a static screen?

Fucking good. I was getting sick of another sniper in the game

Good, only edgelords and manchildrens use the ambassador.

doesnt look bat at all, play sniper if you wanna snipe people from that distance

Wait, how do you get the Dragon's Fury? The contract that rewards you with it requires you to use it to get points...

>strange reserve shooter
>pyros jumping everywhere
OH BABY

Well, I've been trying to fucking play all night. Thanks 1.5 billion dollar company valve for not being able to handle 60k people. Fucking worthless company.

>Go Soldier to help people get some reflect kills
>Literally everyone else in the server is a pyro
This is fun watching them play tennis

use the LL for extra fun

>Not working on your contracts

The only time I ever equipped the gun was to take care of the Texan just outside of his sentry's range. I'm not sure if that will work now when you're only scoring 50 damage potshots. Ah well.

If I can get back into a server I will, I dropped out during a map change

I take it you're the guy who is overlooked by the team yet instrumental to their victory.

gascan is probably the best item in ages
>enemy team is all toggether
>throw a gas can at then
>burn then down

Is TF2 good now

Just saw a Pyro with it, he said the contract should give you it (non tradable though)

He's using the Original, so probably.

>game loads your ENTIRE friends list and lags your game to death

what the absolute fuck was valve thinking

It's always been good in some form or another. Though matchmaking is still a garbage thing.

>Join now does nothing
reeeeee

that flame one is cool. not like 'pay money' cool but like, maybe make a trade or get really stoked if it drops cool.

just wait until it times out and join it again

>finally get into game
>entire team is children playing pyro
>entire enemy team is children playing pyro
>go heavy and topscore
Jesus christ

game crashed three fucking times while using itemtest and walkway to check out the new and altered items, half of the new items don't even work, the banana is a sandvich when tossed, the new flame thrower would only fire or airblast once then lock up until I went to a cabinet, the gas did literally nothing, if you dropped it, you couldn't even pick it up, the hot hand wasn't even in the fucking itemtest menu at all, and once I finally got my items back and found a game, I realized I couldn't see ANY flame particles except plhog, so I still have no fucking clue what the new pyro is like
I'm currently reinstalling 8.6 gigs for the next 20 minutes because verifying cache three times didn't fucking work to fix the missing textures
but I'm not mad yet, as far as I can tell pyro is /almost/ fixed, they just have make the new airblast not require you to look straight up to give them ANY upward lift, and make it so you can more and enemy back more than four inches and make it so they don't go twenty feet if they are walking away, and we'll be in business
at least the jetpack works as advertised, two charges, each as good as a rocket jump, exactly in the direction you look

matchmaking is my only gripe with the game, they're supposedly working on it in another update

I was sitting there for a couple minutes, I just left and now I'm in the queue again

new items don't work right in itemtest, this has always been a thing
goddamn how stupid are you

I never played the game before matchmaking but what does it really do? Is it like the quickplay in Overwatch because that kind of sucks because it can take forever to get into a game and it punishes you for leaving.

>everyone on the enemy team is Pyro
>friendly team everyone is pyro
>go heavy
>get a Pyro to go Engineer
>he builds a healy ammo box next to point.
>I just hold M1 on point and kill everything
>we hold cap the entire round
>no one thinks of going Sniper or Spy
>one Pyro goes Kritz Medic
>we win

Those enemy shitters complained the entire game.

the new flamethrower fires once and acts like it jams, what's the fucking point of a map and console option called ITEM TEST if you can't test the fucking item?

anyone else getting some ridiculous fps drops

It's more like CS:GO except you can pick what maps you want.

oh god yeah, I'm guessing it's the new particle systems and fucked ping of all the non-burgers on local servers
I joined servers in my state and it's still horrendous

why do i always try to play the night of an update
why

how the hell do you use the gas passer

does anyone have the soundsmith picture of the amby?

how do I fix my invisible flames issue?

Do not turn in a contract until it's fully complete guys

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Oh man I gonna miss spy mains getting upset when they finally die to a pyro after shitting out their ringer and spy-cicle

Thanks user

I have the dragons fury contract activated but i dont have the fucking weapon, help it said i was burrowing it but its nowhere to be seen

HEALING PYROS AS MEDIC GIVES YOU CREDIT FOR CONTRACTS
>HEALING A PYRO THAT GETS A POINT GIVES YOU A POINT FOR THAT CONTRACT

PYRO + MEDIC NEW META

im doing the same thing and i haven't even completed one contract yet but they keep on killing me before i can do anything

put "-dxlevel 95" in startup paremeters

You know what else you could have done? Sapped the santry and shoot his face

Flames are legit good know.
Pyro isn't the best DPS but he's in a good place.

And all it took was 10 years.

Just tried fixing it by changing to dxlevel 90, and it fixed it. Is there a difference between dxlevel 90 and 95?

It's longer than sentry range still.

i dunno i only knew about the fix because i looked it up after my contract screen was static too

Is it just like Jarate or is it area denial

>find server right away
>game crash

Great update

>go into a server
>everyone is a fucking pyro

how the fuck do I get contracts to show up? My screen thing is just blank static even though it says I've got 2 contracts.

Can you do these contracts on any server?

when you finish a contract related to a pyro weapon you get to keep that weapon when done, right?

good

>the corn
>the banana
this is retarded

If I submit a contract, can I come back to it?

item test is mostly mean to test miscs, hats, and other TF2 cosmetics. Jiggle bones, the position of the misc on the character, and so on.

Because you have nothing else better to do. Kinda like me.

>matchmaking still not working for me
>buddies game keeps crashing on startup
WHY

So I have to buy some contract ticket in order to get the new pyro weapons?? fuck that bull shit

braaaaaaap

nah, pyro weapons are part of free contracts

no, pyro weapons are free

>the fucking madmen forced highest level of sv pure on servers
>now not even huds work

>he doesn't go full vanilla

are fps configs fine

New UI is somehow even worse than the matchmaking update's.

Well looky looky what I got.

If it's just a config it'll be fine since it's just modifying game settings.

>JOIN NOW
>THIS SERVER ONLY ACCEPTS CONNECTIONS THROUGH MATCHMAKING FAGGOT

???

How are the servers right now?

wtf when can i play this game, 5 hrs already

I was in the middle of my contract and suddently my borrowed dragon's fury dissapeared. What the fuck am i supposed to do now?

Does the Gas Passer not work or something, I can equip it but I cant use it

I was actually in a server, and got to play. But the cancer of everyone being a Pyro just made it no fun. And apparently there's a bug with the Pyro damage?

Sup Forums the dragon's fury is so busted and fun, I love it

>have to unlearn 3000 hours of flamethrower trajectory

>matchmaking finds a server
>crash the game

Anyone got this problem?

>Disconnect: server shutting down

;_;

You have to wait for it to charge and ammo caches won't replenish it

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nani the fuck