GIVE ME THE FUCKING LIGHT OF GALADRIEL BITCH

GIVE ME THE FUCKING LIGHT OF GALADRIEL BITCH

COME AND FUCKING GET ME YOU FASCIST NAZI PIGS

SUFFER ME NOW

...

DOUCHE BAG-HEAD.

Do you think the laws of middle earth take wraiths into account for tax season?

TALION GET THE FUCKING RING DUDE HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG WHY DID YOU LOSE THE FUCKING PALANTIR QUIT TRYING TO FUCK SHELOB HOLY FUCK

I was wondering if you could go through the whole game just stealthing and converting all orcs to your side? Basically a no kill run except of course for the "bosses" and grunts you can only kill

i'm pretty sure you can if you have an iron patience. just not in the first act, you dont own domination right then and you're basically forced to kill the orcs

What are these towers of silver?

TALION, THE RING. WHY ARE WE TALKING TO THIS BITCH AND NOT TAKING THE LIGHT OF GALADRIEL FROM HER. WE NEED THE PALANTIR TALION, STOP FUCKING WITH SHELOB AND GET MY FUCKING RING TALION
TALION MY FUCKING RING

celebimbo is a dick
he screwed me over to fight sauron
and what did I get ?
some ambiguous fucking ending about him and sauron trapped in the tower fighting for all eternity
and now im left with some shitty act where I endlessly siege and reseige my fortresses

holy fuck what a shit game

ELVEN ARCHITECTURE TALION, ELVES ARE SO FUCKING SUPERIOR TALION. ELVES ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE TALION, ELVES.

TALION, MY FUCKING RIIIIIIIIING

Very nice! Yeah that's what I want to do cause all orcs just look badass

playing with filters is pretty nice in photo mode

>Ratbag making fun of that

Human boats are pretty nice desu

I was really enjoying it until that 4th act, 20 fucking boring defense missions in a row with no missions or cut scenes at all to change it up.

woah almost looks like a kid's drawing

Okay Celeb I understand can you stop now

REEEEE

NO.

I immediately fired youtube and watched the 2nd ending the moment I saw I was lvl 47 and needed to grind levels without quests. So glad I pirated, would be some mad buyer's remorse right now.

Celeb's an entertaining dickhead at least. Talions bland and boring.

It's bad enough that you would have buyers remorse and you still played it all the way through?

does spider has pusspuss?

>Talion's smile when "you're a cruel one"

Confirmed most evil protagonist in any AAA game?

Yea, I finished everything after A2 on auto pilot. Mechanics got way too repetetive and stale. Nemesis system is overrated.

Anyone doing that end game siege bulshit has some mental disorder.

Anybody playing soemthing they don't enjoy for that long has some mental disorder

Sounds like something a guy with buyer's remorse would say. Its ok pal.

You think so? I don't know, even if I had paid money for something I have enough going on in my life that I'm not going to commit hours of it to something I don't enjoy.

>Talion getting whooped because he's a dumb fuck who didn't get the palantir from the traitor but sacrificed the city in defense of a roastie and a nigger
>some plastic pornstar looking cunt hops in with ninja assassin getup to save you and then acts cocky

Jesus christ who wrote this?

Which is exactly why you skip the last part of the game and watch it on youtube.

But you played the first 3 parts which took you what, 6-20 hours depending how much you fucked around?

>grind without missions
But the defense/assaults are missions and each one should raise you a level.

Those parts are not worth the asking price?

>Entire city dies because girl's dad is a fucking retard that tried to make a deal with the lackey of the lord of ALL EVIL that humans know of.
>Girl's response is to deliberately avoid returning to Gondor with news of the catastrophe to help her people prepare, and "repents" by wasting her life in the ass end of Mordor doing nothing of value, damning even more people to death than her father did
Where is the option for me to beat Idril half to death and force Baranor to smuggle her over the border?

lol, not the same guy but, ten hours at the most with completionist

>Jesus christ who wrote this?
surely one of the devs' son. damn underaged idiot

So why did you play them?

I wish both the nigger and the stronk womyn died

TARRYNON

ME WANT PALANTIES! GIB PALANTIES NOW

Because I need to waste time.

That's sad dude.

Sure I'll give you this ring of power, kind and totally not antagonous spider lady. What's that Celebrimbor? Get the ring back you say? Why it is perfectly safe at the hands of a fucking spider. Get the Palantir? Well, it just so happens we don't know where the Palantir is and we certainly don't want to bother getting that information out of the man who does.

Oh. Someone kidnapped the man who has the Palantir. Better go rescue him. Oh, hello there Ms. Commander Who Has A Body of A 12-Year Old Boy. I sure could use your help in defeating these two foot tall Orcs that have been bred to wipe out the human race.
Ah, and there's your father. I wonder what he could possibly be doing not even behind locked doors or chained up, casually striding around and having a pleasant conversation with the enemy. Oh, he pulled the knife on him. That means he's on our side after all. Could we get the Palantir now? No. Ok then.

Oh shush now Celebrimdude. Everything is fine. We'll just defend the cit.... oh how could you betray me and hand the city and the palantir to the ringwraiths? Too bad we lost the Palantir.

the whole point of act 4 is to force people into buying lootboxes

>she actually said at one point ''you're right, we should get out of mordor''
>nigger responds with something like ''no, we stay here. together.''
Fucking piece of shit story script. He was the one who said they should get out of there, but when she says they should get out, he immediately has to play the hero or something and decide to go with the suicidal option just for some pussy.

What's sad is that you're gonna die some day.

based gibelfposter

That's not how the conversation went at all lol. She said we should leave, but I can't because she can't abandon it. The writing is shit enough on it's own that you don't have to make stuff up

Man, the nigger was so forced. That white + black LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE was just vomit inducing.

I'm glad that you think my life is worth that much user. I'm okay with dying some day. Life would get pretty boring if it was infinite.

i dont know i just remember after killing some orcs in the fighting arena or so, a cutscene plays about with the nigger hugging her and shit and then she says something about leaving mordor.

must've understood that one wrong then.

>have to wade through shitty missions to get to the only content I care about, branding some motherfucking orcs and taking over Mordor
>just want to get rid of the coalburner and the WE WUZ
>meet up Bruz, the first and the only cool character besides Celebrimbor
>conquer first stronghold
>game tells me to conquer additional areas
>finally.jpg
>stronghold conquer mission is blocked until more shigglediggle missions
>go to the only available story mission
>WE WUZ leads me to rescue a few irrelevant footsoldiers in some bumfuck cave when I already control each and every orc commander in the area
>WE WUZ tells me we need to rescue his crush from the very same stronghold I've been wanting to storm already

tolkien would've lynch the faggots who wrote it all out. niggers were never a main thing in the whole LoTR universe.

Nah, that was when she got all autistic about NOT leaving, because she had to repay her father's debt or some garbage

>Jesus christ who wrote this?

It's a AAA production, so like two white women they found on tumblr and an indian guy probably

>game tells me to conquer additional areas
>finally.jpg
>stronghold conquer mission is blocked until more shigglediggle missions
>go to the only available story mission
I accidentally went to the upper-20's zone and conquered that one first instead. It was a nice long break from the story.

>tfw worked with four different Indian guys and only one of them brushed his teeth, ever
I wanted to be nice to them so badly but you literally can't help but gag if they look in your direction and speak. All the Indian women I've met though have really good hygiene, is it just a gender thing?

Im in the same boat, did 3-4 forts so far and its just ugh.....turn brain off and just do it, and get it over.

Bland, and annoying protags, enemies have OVER OVER LOOOOONNNNNNGGGG speeches, and loot is shit. +1 more damage woo hell yeah.

Is there a way to skip the introductions for each captain? Some of them go on for too long

only if they introduce an option for that in a future update or hotfix or something.

I regularly work with two indian people.

Male
>always same discount bin clothes and 90's sneakers
>reeks
>hunchback and socially awkward, omega tier
>good at programming but lazy

Female
>never seen her wear the same clothes twice
>tidy
>roastie and egomaniac
>pretends to work hard but gets absolutely nothing done in reality

so what happened at the end? Was tallion in valinor, or it was just a symbolism of him walkig to show he is free?

How nice are those tiddies?

So basically both of them are shit but in different way. Sucks.

what happens to the ninja bimbo anyway after she got her fingers chopped off

>Shadow wars appears to just be "DEFEND YOUR SHIT" for a gorrilion years.
>But sieging forts is 100x more fun than defending them.
Wahoo.

Just lose on purpose.

i dunno dude, sieging takes like 5 minutes to complete if the warlord is a weak fuck. since capturing the points only takes a few seconds if you rush it out

NNNNNNNNNNNNO
That shit was the biggest problem with the nemesis system in the first game. They at least made some efforts to fix that in SoW (not enough, and things like random orcs """""Saving"""""" you when you do die completely fucking ruins it)

I wish I could just reset entire regions. It's zero fun when you've already captured a place and have a small army.

The game is just too easy no matter what to be honest, the combat system is too simple.

Act 4 was ezpz with decent captains that you can grow during shadow wars. Anyone who thinks lootboxes are needed are niggers who haven't played the games.

Men don't go to Valinor, they're unique in Middle-Earth in that the Elves and the Valar have no fucking clue what happens to them when they die. Only capital-g God/Eru knows what their afterlife or lack of one is like.

FUCKING CUNT

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>yfw Celebribor shares the same VA as this guy.

>Celearbombo posting is a thing
This board is sometimes ok

>yfw bruz the olog has the same va as bruce the shark from nemo

AAA studios are only token-diverse where they can cause the least amount of trouble. In reality the game was probably written by an indian guy and two white male feminists.

THIS. So much this.
Anyone who's scared of the high-level enemies in shadow war defenses: if you lose, you can assault, you don't have to defend the fort again

the fuck sort of autistic savant kids have you run into

anyone else relates to this guy?

The female writers were too occupied with orc rape fantasy

Excellent reaction image

ORCS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

good fucking job, celybimbo

MUH RING

did they mean something by this?

Celebingo is the lore and Sauron is the game's writing team.

>He fucked himself over for trusting some elf whore over his bro
He really should have seen it coming

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR

can someone give me the quick rundown on how to use cheat engine to make orcs in this game everytime i try to level one up one of my braindead captains saves me and insta kills him

you could just disable that dlc

i did it's my captains not shitbreath orc fucker

Oh i thought that disabled all savings

You mean the legend formerly known as Curry Thunder?

>Life would get pretty boring if it was infinite
Just like the end game.

Well by what I am reading in this thread I guess it's a good thing I redboxed it for $27 and played up to level 30 only