*Literally blocks your path*

Why do people like this shit game again?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MCpRmmPEyQE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>First video game

He's there to help you user

What was his fucking issue?

>Meanwhile in a parallel universe..
>"So I went into the Deku Tree and I can't get past the deku scrub, I search around for hours and FINALLY I realize I have to go all the way back to the village and buy it from the shop? What the fuck? Why didn't they just put a midget in front of the tunnel, let's say Mido since he has the most authority, and have him be like 'Get a shield before you go through here'? So now I'm back in the tree and can progress but I still haven't gotten a sword. Fuck this shit game."

Sounds like DSP

it was from a time before the game held your hand, and they added hints in the 3ds remake for pussies like you

waifu was in love with Mr. No Fairy

Just glitch passed his add if he triggers you that much.

What's so fucking hard about that part? The guy outright tells you to get a sword and shield, and the Kokiri Forest isn't really that big.

Unless you try looking for the sword in the Lost Woods it isn't really that hard to find them.

You've never played OoT, have you?

Well, look at it. Most early 3D games were garbage and its why gaming didn't really catch on until the PS2 days. Unfortunately game design could be just as bad as the graphics. The Japanese especially were guilty of janky mechanics like this one.

LINKED

You sound pretty stupid. He is preventing you from entering an area with monsters because you have nothing to defend yourself with yet.

how I know you probably didn't play OoT

how I know the PS2 was your first system

>he can't glitch past him and wrong warp into Ganon's Tower

Get the fuck out

Cuck mentality. You cucked Saria from Mido so he cucks you from playing the game.

just do the forest escape glitch bro

You can literally roll past him, even without a sword or shield.

>19 years later and Sup Forums is still BTFO

In that same universe...
> "Wait, what in the actual BLAZES, dude?? Why do I keep dying from exhaustion whenever I try to free the gorons from the Fire Temple? Isn't there any item that can protect me from the fumes in this infernal place? Fuck this shitty game, From Software should know better by now since this is their 4th King's Field title! The PS1 Deserves better than this cryptic shit!

would adult Link and Saria getting together even be wrong in any moral sense? Saria's an immortal forest person, she could be hundreds of years old for all we know

>implying you ever need the extra tunics for a dungeon

lmaoing @ ur life

I often boot this game up just to hang around in the first village doing errands like cutting the grass. The moment I saw your image the music started playing in my head.

I think they'd accept their racial incompatibility and move on. If they did get together, Link himself would grow old while Saria remained a child. It'd be weird.

this, it was a fun but reasonable challenge for a dumb kid

I definitely struggled with it but it was a good struggle

>racial incompatibility
I think you mean species. And yeah probably Also Link would die in Saria's lifetime, and barely into it by comparison. That'd suck.

No not that it would ever happen
>tfw no oot with dating sim elements

HYAD

Love finds a way.

Not necessary, Malon is canon waifu

youtube.com/watch?v=MCpRmmPEyQE

this is the second most overrated game of all time. with the most being its sequel. prove me wrong

The entrance shouldn't be active if Mido was standing there, you're literally just checking for a boolean, I'm a programmer and more talented than any of the hacks at Nintendo.

OoT held your hand all the time.

>some kid discovers by total accident
>thinks it's really cool but can't make any progress
>because it was coded by some elitist faggot like you
>so he has turn off his game and probably cry

and you think you're talented, huh

Nope, I had to look up gamefaqs multiple times just to know what direction to go in the world area, a lot is left unclear, no one ever tells you where exactly to go or what to do. One time you just have to jump into a river and let it take you to a place or something.

this game sucks shit and the only reason its loved is nostalgia

>gamefaqs multiple times just to know what direction to go in the world area,
Or just listen to Navi.

>game is polished and not a glitchy mess
>turns the game off and starts to cry
You're in luck since most modern games are shipped unfinished.

>failing at video games so much you think OoT doesn't hold your hand enough

my god, what's wrong with young people these days

Her hints are vague as fuck, she tells you what you need but not at all where it could be, also half the time she's telling you about Z-targeting or something dumb even though you've already played the game for 20 hours.

>polished means there is literally 0 margin for error

lol you can't be a coder and seriously believe that's even possible. fuck off retard

>hurf durf I'm so fucking hardcore and figured this out as a kid without a guide
In reality you spent 70 hours just being stuck, brute forcing through every possibility. You're not impressing anyone, nostalgia is playing tricks with you brains.

Please tell me you're baiting and didn't actually need to look up a guide for Ocarina of Time, much less on the fucking overworld.

Saria's Song

Well, she eventually either dies or evolves into a Korok

>In reality you spent 70 hours just being stuck, brute forcing through every possibility.
There's not a lot of possibilities and you have Navi telling you where to go all the time.

Its not us being hardcore, its you being a retard even by kid standards.

someone is upset

btw I was a dumb kid and used guides for everything, OoT is smartly built though and it's plain to see the nuance to how it's designed when you go back as an adult though. and I beat Zelda 1 without one so you can come at me on that

Navi doesn't tell you where to go at all, you're thinking of some different game.

just enough to challenge a 12 year old but also give him a sense of accomplishment

I reiterate, please tell me you're baiting and didn't actually need to look up a guide for Ocarina of Time, much less on the fucking overworld.

More like Navi, since Link abandoned Hyrule to go chase after her into a parallel dimension.

strong proponent of the sages are dead "theory." strongly supported by events in-game. you see Darunia and Ruto before they go to confront the boss of their respective levels. then they disappear except for in the Temple of Light and in the ending where they and the other sages are literally floating spirit orbs

>that hat
oh no

Will you guys shut up about OoT already?

Reasons people liked it:
#1 it was a nintendo game with an actual good story which never happened before
#2 it was 3d and open world but it was stil linear
#3 it was technologically advanced at the time
#4 video game critics liked it because critics weren't very popular at the time
#5 it got this reputation because of the time that it was released and people today relate it to its previous reputation which keeps the reputation going
#6 it's not actually as good as botw but for its own time it was the best zelda game
#7 anyone who disagrees with my post is wrong

>I only played Botw and assume the previous games are the same!
In Zelda 1, LttP and OoT there are moments where it's not clear where you should go, it was the core thing about the franchise, exploration and figuring things out. Majora's Mask is the first game where the world is divided into 4 paths and they tell you what path to take each time.

Yeah awakened as a Sage means their spirit ascended instead of going to heaven for me.
I don't think Saria is a forest spirit, Deku Tree simply made their place just like Neverland

I mean, why wouldn't you want to explore first? You get more than enough money just from doing the tutorial.

Link was looking for his only friend. Malon is literal waifu.

>gossip stone in front of the Temple of Time says the rancher's daughter is waiting for her knight in shining armor
>calls Link a fairy boy when they're 10, might as well be dunking his head in a water fountain
>all the damsel in distress shit in the adult years
>this shit

>Twilight Princess happens
>Link is descended directly from the Hero of Time
>starts the game as a ranch hand whose horse defaults to being named Epona

inb4 some Nintenfat tries to argue it's not canon as has been their wont for eons, being that their autism can't comprehend sequels. it's canon baby

Christ.

OoT is much more handholdy than BoTW

My vote goes to any WRPG ever made.

>LttP
>one time you have to go wander off and find a random ring of rocks on a river
>pick up a stone and throw it through that ring
>big fish appears and gives you a rune which is required to beat the game
Botw babbies will never understand how cryptic these games were.

Quit feigning modesty, Todd. It won't make me buy Fallout 4.

Tell me about BotW where does it take place

Hyrule

It's a big land.

I was hoping BotW would be full of lore fuckery but in the end I didn't hear anything interesting, then again I haven't played it.

BOTW exists.

Story goes Zelda 1 in particular is so obtuse because they wanted people to talk to each other and share the game's secrets to figure it out. Hardly necessary though. The thing that holds the game back the most is the way the overworld map works. But all it takes to get around that is knowing your North from your South by Southwest.

Knowing the entrance to the pond dungeon isn't as obscure as everyone makes it sound. There's a single lynel wandering around just like every level has a strangely out of place single enemy of a specific variety right outside. Knowing how to open it is a kicker, though, but thankfully people bitched about it for so many years that it's practically common knowledge by now.

4out of 10 is what I give BotW

STEEEEEEERLIIING!!!

What's the difference between Ocarina of Time and Milk?

Ocarina of Time ages like THICC MILC

>navi runs away at the end of OOT because she thinks she can't compete with zelda
>link says fuck that and leaves zelda behind to go look for navi
>never finds her and probably dies in the process

truly the most tragic love story in the series

No you pedo

...

I was more teasing the notion that Saria may be a pedo. Link's the one who's actually 10 when they know each other. Saria probably knew him since infancy. Like I said, she could be hundreds of years old for all we know.

It isn't pedo if she's a hundred year old bro.

This pic reminds me of that french comic where Link impregnates everyone.

I wonder what OoT Link's first memory was of.

>fucking a fae
Just stick your dick in a thorny hedge

>I literally could not get past him
Sorry to hear that op

Moral sense isn't about logic, it's about hating pedophiles because they're pedophiles.

reminds me of a h-game a guy was making a while back of OoT, think his name was Sup Forums/f/dude.

Is there a name for that kind of porn (trying to impregnate as many women ad possible). I really enjoyed this.

>would adult Link (17) getting with Saria (possibly hundreds of years old, at least 7 years older than she was in the child timeline as someone who appeared to be 10 years old) be morally wrong

where did you get pedophilia out of any of this? you're being weird about this corner of the topic. is there something on your hard drive we should know about?

I don't know Harem and Impregnation tags maybe.

>implying pedophilia is about being attracted to a number instead of traits

Strength, Wisdom, or Courage?

It is, because it's based on age. That's not an implication. That's real life. This was a funsies conversation tangent, though. And there wasn't even anything sexual about what I said. What is this obsession you have with pedophilia that you're injecting it someplace where it wasn't even present? And a conversation that wasn't meant to be sexually charged to begin with? user, should we be reporting you for having illegal content on your hard drive?

The only reasonable argument against pedophilia is "people under this age number can't consent", therefore if she's above that number it isn't wrong, no matter how she looks like.

I think I remember that guy. I also remember someone else claiming to work on the game with him having built a bunch of assets then /f/dude just bailed. He showed off a bunch of Ruto pictures and shit in a thread. It's a damn shame.

which one lets me slam that fish pussy

Nature

Why would it matter in medieval fantasy world?
Hyrule probably doesn't even have age of consent laws let alone that Saria is probably older than link

My stomach turned at this. Go back to one of your sick splinter subreddits that are concealed all over that dotcom. This is the place where people like you get caught, retard.

Probably wisdom. Her mother said the jewel is a symbol given to her ideal mate.

There's no reason to act coy about it, I've been a pedophile since Loli Ruto first made my peepee feel funny nearly 20 years ago.

ironic shitposting is still shitposting you fucking faggot