ITT: Enemies that could give great blowjobs

ITT: Enemies that could give great blowjobs

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me

me :)

I like this thread

Do I get bonus points for the Kart?

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you

that's not an enemy but Link is built for sex yes.

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Yes, +4 points

>394194043

Reminds me of this old Robot Chicken sketch (around 0:30).
>me and the mario, we get used to the finer things
>now, how about you show me how to use that-a honker of yours
youtube.com/watch?v=P5564P2kWEU

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why, my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

ITT: Enemies that could give great blowjobs - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

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>Look out we got a badass over here.png

>Visible teeth

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My ass gives great blowjobs

My fursona is a khezu

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;-;7

Not mentioned?

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Your mom.

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not kirby but from the same game
this thing is a living fleshlight with wings

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Sweet jesus

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me

You're an enemy?

if that means I can get a good pounding and a mouthful of cock, then yes

You know you would

looks like a vagina, not very aesthetically appealing.

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>thread gets shit on by queers

every fucking time

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Well obviously. Who could turn down this technique?

Bowser is only for giving cunnilingus to princess peach.Back the fuk off.

I'm full mast already

Gengar then.

Anyone with experience knows its not the lips that do the work, its the tongue.

>not being gay in the year 2017
Your loss

Yes

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>No Like Likes in BotW

WHy the fuck. They would have fit in perfectly since you can carry so much different gear that they could steal

Yeah, what of it

Ree gay people aaaahh

>this thread stays up

>threads on the death of neogaf gets banned in 10 minutes

hmmm

its too "problematic"

>death of neogaf
you mean some mods resigning?

jealous?

Your post reminded me of another great answer.

only a little

Seeing as how there are female gengars I am ok with this.

its depressing how many neofags are apparently on this board

I would be if I wanted to be a promiscuous, disease spreading degenerate piece of shit

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You already are.

there has been like 10 different threads about it. One even hit 400 posts and another is up right now

ew

don't, there's enough me to share

then you are

unf, Id rupture his ass with my dick killing him instantly if you know what I mean ;)

I wish he was real.

My nigga.
Female Pokemon are the bomb.

post nudes

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Neogaf is not video game related.

Also how come nobody has posted best Mortal Kombat?

thats literally not true look in the catalog feggit

this is why people hate faggots

there is a thread right now called the state of neogaf kys retard

>another huge video games community isnt on topic

>blowjobs from vidya characters are

guess how i know youre retarded

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I mean he does have an awful big mouth and fucking sparkling teeth

please be patient i have autism

I want to cum on Wario's teeth and nose!

Why? Because you got beat up?

head over to cassa del dores west of Goodsprings
Our girls over there give great head ;)

Not blowjobs from video game characters, video game characters that could give great blowjobs.
Now fuck off back to your not video games.

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>Giving a shit about a closed message board dedicated to the most SJW, industry destroying opinions, filled with redditors and people who have as much knowledge about video games as Kotaku and other fake ass journalists

Found the Neogaffer. Go back to your containment site.

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

That's fucked up tho.

Also, ya'll gay ass ERPs need to fuck off and go to your Discord server. Don't shit up this perfectly good video game discussion.

he said, idfagging loudly

easy. quadruple blowjob and you can look it in the eyes really easily.
I'm a hopeless romantic so im really into that.

Auradog knows all the best moves

>Not posting the top mouth

>female
hasn't see the whole image

for the SSS rank money shot

>lucarios arm slips
>umbreon fucking dies
lol

>Your loss
Yeah, I agree. Things would be a lot simpler if I were gay. For one thing, the gay community welcomes non-masochistic subs like myself. Unfortunately, I can't force myself to be gay any more than a gay guy can force himself to be straight.

Being born female would have worked, too. 2/3 chance to be born as something that would work with my sexuality, and fate shit on me and made me a straight male instead.

I see fat tits. Futa is fine too.

does head count?