Co-workers start talking about video games

>Co-workers start talking about video games

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>Co-workers start talking about Sup Forums

>PSN friends with coworker, pretty casual
>"Hey user, whats that Person game you were playing yesterday?"
Time to go Offline permanently.

>They ask me questions about video game

>I politely deflect the question and go run off doing something else

>Co-workers post best girl

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>They ask me about video game
>"What's that game about, user?"
>Briefly tell them
>they want to know more
>explain in detail
>"wow you like to talk about this stuff, hahaha"

YOU FUCKING ASKED

but Persona is a normie-core jrpg

>cute female coworkers start talking about video games

I don't mind talking about video games but there's no real conversation potential. I don't really play AAA stuff and the average joe is not going to give a fuck about me playing Mars Matrix or some shit.

I'm talking Normie Normie shit.

This happens to me everytime it's not even funny. It's like they want you to show your power level to them so they can make you feel awkward in front of everybody.

>Oh hey, user, I overheard you play videogames on steam. What's your profile?

>Co-workers are all old black women

>weebs start infesting unrelated boards

>co-worker asks if you play video games
>heh, yeah, sometimes
>itbegins.flac
>talks about nothing but youtuber memer screamers and lootboxcore shooter doodoo
>nothing to say about these
>GEEZ user I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A GAMER

nigger i jack off to video games step off son

>hey user you like video games
>no not really
>really, you should try this game called league of legends with me and my friends it's fun

"user, you play Nintendo games? Isn't that like for little kids?"

>Co-workers are all old women
>they constantly tell me what beautiful, healthy hair I have

old ladies are fucking hair vampires yall

>co-workers can use doors

I guess nobody here is a coworker, then.

>people start mentioning memes between each other and you can't intervene without it being awkward

what the fuck this happened to me too and my hair is just normal regular guy hair
scary

>user do you play games?
>A couple on my phone yeah
It's not hard if you don't want normies filling your friends list

Yo cracka, ya playin tha cawl o dutay wowo2? There be niggas n shiet ya aint racist are ya?

>using public transportation
>middle aged lady in front of me playing some mobile candy crush whatever
>watch idly as she plays
>notice she's playing in browser
>and the action on screen doesn't seem to be changing

I swear to todd this bitch thought she was playing a game but she was just clicking a clickbait ad over and over a hundred million times. I don't even understand it.

dumb sushi poster

>"What kind of video games do you play?"
>"uh... You know, s-shooting games."
>"Like Call of Duty? I love that shit bro!"
>"n-n-no, like Mars Matrix..."
>"Really? I just 1cc'd Mars Matrix a couple nights ago, brah!"
What do?

>people who actually actually get upset at seeing anime related things on an American image board based on a Japanese image board for Japanese cartoons

>I guess nobody here is a coworker, then.
>Sucy
That's a good thing

is this a constanze thread now? [/spoiler[

go play mars matrix

suck his dick

No, I just didn't have the nigga from the Simpsons

Have lunch together

Plebs, the lot of you. Eyebrows are still great, though

>Co-workers ask if you got the new Fifa

>co-worker slaps my ass
*sigh*

It's always been one
Sucy would be acceptable if she stopped being a joke machine.

Dese gold cubes... dat dey gold.

They start talking about Dreamcast games.

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Ask them if they play Mars Matrix

>coworkers start talking about futanari

>friends start talking about videogame from their childhood that I never got to play

>co-worker is talking to another co-worker about fifa

But that's part of why she's so great.

I want to see more of the Sucys we saw in her head

were they hot?

>Nobody has posted my wife yet
Good. You fuckers finally understood.

Btw Sucy is not for lewd, user. Sucy is for awkward hugs.

just join the conversation and be cool dont be a faggot

>co workers start talking about video games
>dont join because id feel like im intruding

>"I only play Candy Crush, Clash of Clans, and Gunbird 2 tated."
What do?

speak for yourself

i hate cute anime girls

>If she can't speak she can't say "no"
You dirty, dirty anons.

>Co-worker asks if you have an Xbox

>co-workers start off topic thread
>but it's about best girls

They were fantastic.

She disagrees.

best thread on Sup Forums rn

OP here best girl is Amanda

Lost cause

Honestly the other half of the reason (the main one beimg dissimilar interests) is that I don't want to be the guy saying that literally everything they bring up sucks and detailing why. It's tiresome as hell and best avoided.

Remind me what this Succy said before she got NEXT'd?

>Co-worker is playing the same game you're playing

>majority of the thread consists of Sucy and Constaze
These two are truly best witches
They deserve a hentai doujin together

I want a wallpaper where its just a bunch of Sucys in the jury.
>OP here best girl is Amanda
I mean sure, if you like boys

>he didn't watch the last episode

Shut up faggot, you don't even have a job you sloppy neet.

Talking about video games and boobies with my co-workers is the only thing that makes the next 8-12 hours less shit.

Shit, even I wouldn't do that.

I just want to post Constanzes.

If Amanda's a boy, then I guess I'm a queer.

Get back here pretty boy, what games you playin'

I'll fucking walk into the restroom with you, I don't give a fuck. What console you play?

little witch is video games now

>work at indie game studio in third world country
>boss was jrpg fan
>co-workers only talk about final fantasy
>they start mobile mmo project fill with features from final fantasy nonsense
>3 years passed
>it's garbage

Pls no bully Amanda. She may be a little annoying but she's not a boy.

>Co-worker gifts you a game you like

>random people start talking about games from their childhood and how they "miss them"
>barely stop myself from sperging out about how they'd just emulate that shit if they actually missed it

It's okay, I like her too. She reminds me of Kumatora

>be NEET
>nothing happens, ever
>be glad of it because every time anything ever happened in your life it was always bad

Empty is better than painful

Nigga I don't want to talk about Madden fuck you.

>Loan co-worker a copy of Muramasa Rebirth
>He liked it

>co-workers start talking

One of my old coworkers (IT guy) saw I had Steam on my work computer, grabbed my keyboard, and ADDED HIMSELF.

alpha af

>co-workers talking about something.
>try to join in the conversation because I've put my suicide plans on hold and I never talk to them
>*ignored*
>try again later, louder and more direct
>"user, why are you always so disruptive to the workplace?"

Alpha Autist. What kind of person with no mental problems plays games on PC?

Suicide is painless~~

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>betas whine that nobody ever reaches out to them
>get told to be alpha and make your own opportunities
>get shot down every time

People don't want new people inserting themselves into their lives. Every part in everyone's personal play is already cast.

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>What kind of person with no mental problems plays games on PC?
People who like playing video games instead of buying a paper weight/Bloodborne machine.

I don't play Madden or any sports game, you cock-face.

We talk about Tekken, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Battlefield, Battlefront, Metal Gear, Resident Evil... pretty much everything. Both dudebro and weeb-shit.

Don't ever assume to know what games I play, you idiot. Fucking scumbag, doo doo head butt licker.

You... handsome piece of man meat...

Give them M&M's, bitches love M&M's

>video game has co-workers that start talking

what's it like working at the DMV or TSA?

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>coworkers don't invite you to their minecraft tekkit server
:(

>coworkers playing fifa in the office

>Co-worker is female
>She never stops talking about overwatch
>Nod my head and smile whenever she starts talking about it.
>Over the past couple weeks she's slowly learning how stupid lootcrates are.
She's waking up.

I like your constanze gif. here, have this one

What the hell? Who is this? Whoever did this, tell me the name so I can slap the designer, why is the fish woman? wearing a freaking headband helm like thing with such a danty costume like that?

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start cooking the eggs now. She'll be hungry once she wakes up.