>Fallout
>you don't fall out from anything
Fallout
You fall out from grace for the Overseer dipshit.
You fall out of interest because it's boring
>New Vegas
>Isn't even new
>Street Fighter
>you don't fight streets
Original joke, do not steal.
>call of duty
>no one calls you to poop
that one was lame
:( but i thoought it was cleever
>Mortal Kombat
>Fighters rip each others heads off and explode into a million pieces but they still don't die
>Dying Light
>Light doesn't kill you. In fact it saves you most of the time
>Half-life
>allowed to have full life
>Counter Strike: Global Offensive
>only offensive to Germany
You fall through the ground cause it's so fucking glitchy
>You fall out of a Fallout shelter
Vegas has a New Ruler
You fight on the streets
8 year olds call you shit
Mortal Kombat is the name of the tournament the players play in
The Light dies by the end of the day
Do you retards get this meme
>Hotel Mario
>Mario himself doesn't own any of the hotels
These all are
>The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
>Zelda isn't the Twilight Princess
>Vegas has a New Ruler
Did you play the game? It's the same ruler. It's only New because he had to renew the licences.
I'm beginning to think you're taking the piss.
you fall out of the vault
>It's only New because he had to renew the licences.
Uh?
Winar
>Rainbow 6
>squad only has 4 members
House owned Vegas. Vegas got the bomba. House had to train the tribals to not shit in their own back yards, and taught them that craps was more than they did in their back yards. He gave hem their new licenses to operate in "new" Vegas.
You the player, and Home Operations.
>Pokemon
>You dont poke and Jamaicans
>and jamaicans
>Skyrim
>you’re almost always on the ground
>Overwatch
>Can't tell someone to pick up a can
Only if you're doing it wrong.
>portal
>game involves more than one portal
They fixed it in the sequel though.
>Oxygen not included
>Oxygen is included
In Fallout 4 you fall out of love with Todd.
>Metal Gear Solid
>The robot is only called Metal Gear
>Metro last light
>there is light fucking everywhere
>Skyrim
You don't rim the sky
>Sleeping Dogs
>some dog slept with my sister
pretty accurate desu
The writing is solid however.
>Cuphead: Don't Deal with the Devil
>you actually play as a person with a cup for a head, but you've already made a deal with the Devil to not get decaffinated
>Overwatch
>its shit
>Cuphead: Don't Deal with the Devil
>the devs made a deal with the devil
>Rome: Total War
>There are places other than Rome and war isn't the exclusive focus of the campaign
>Don't Starve
>You starve
What the heck?
Are you not understanding the whole point of this thread?
Tony Hawk's Underground
>he's above ground
>ain't that a kick in the head?
>can't kick
>Halo
>Nobody has a ring over their head
How?
>Mass Effect
>No effect is really that massive.
>Dance Dance Revolution
>No communists grooving on top of cars and tanks.
>Overwatch
>I'm not standing over a watch
*any
>killing floor
>you are not killing any floors
>team fortress two
>no fortresses team up
>Street Fighter
>Characters fight each other instead
>defense of the ancients
>you defend the ancient
>Warframe
>the frames dont fight in a war
>Cuphead
>You have a cup for a head
>Half-Life
>You live a full life
>battleborn
>actually a stillbirth
>Serious Sam
>The game isn't serious at all
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>They fixed it in the sequel though.
There are even more in the sequel
>counter strike
>you dont strike a counter
>Duke Nukem Forever
>It was stillborn
>Metroid
>you don't discover you have hemorrhoids
>Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
>he's still standing at the end
>Far Cry
>no one is crying in the distance
>Playstation
>Nothing to play
>no effect is really that massive
10/10
>Final fantasy
>It's never the last one
>Dungeon of the Endless
>the dungeon has an end
fuck
>league of legends
>there is no league
I’m still mad
>The Talos Principle
>Not even set in a school
>Not even set in Tamriel
You could fly like wind in Morrowind, how come you can't fly through the sky in Skyrim
serious complaint
>Risk of Rain
>no storm clouds in sight
EXPLAIN THIS
Levitation spells have been banned forever.
Im dead fucking serious.
Yeah I know and it's so fucking stupid
painfully obvious they simply couldn't deal with the AIs going rogue when you levitate
>pocket monster
>you put a monster in a ball
>put a ball in your bag
>Runescape
>You don't Run Escape
>New York
>isn't new
The joke is that it's portal 2
you dont fall from grace, he pretty much acknowledges how great you have become, which is why he cant allow anyone looking up to you.
Newer than New Amsterdam, which my sources tell me isn't that new, and smells like weed.
Here's your badge for first place. Well done.
>left 4 dead
>also if you go right
>or straight ahead
>there are dead in every direction, in fact
>badge
That's clearly a ribbon
>Darkest Dungeon
>not even full darkness, torches lying around
>dark messiah
>no black jesus
It can be both, wear it with pride.
>PSP
>Playstation Sony's Portable
>Minecraft
>you don't actually craft the mines, they're pregenerated
>Alien
>it's actually human made
Underrated joke over here
>Theif: Deadly Shadows
>The shadows don't kill anyone
>Bloodrayne
>no blood rains
>Oblivion
>everybody still remembers it
>Shadow of Chernobyl
>most of the time you don't even see the building
rayne =/= rain
oblivion =/= forgetting
Chernobyl =/= a building
shit/5
Fucking winrar
>New Mexico
>Mexico is still around
not if you get digital
>Deus ex
>the game is actually completely logical
>there's more than 4 dead