OH GOD THE WAIT IS KILLING ME

OH GOD THE WAIT IS KILLING ME

First time I've been excited for a Mario game, but my god those graphics, that setting, the lore, the open world, combat, everything I can ask for.

Who here /hype/?

have the game since yesterday morning. it's great to know someone at the store

I am so jelaous at you right now!

we always do the same, I give him money, he gives me the game and then he buys it on release day. no one knows kek

Fuck you, I don't get to play Odyssey day one anymore. My whore mother stole my money I was gonna use for Switch

i just wish there was a stable stream up rn
and i hope this shop has it early today so i can buy it early

Christ there should be an age filter for the internet.

> If you were a neurotypical adult, your mum wouldnt have access to 'your' money, faggot

I would bet it's not even your money but some sort of tendie allowance she needed to use to fill her car up with petrol so she can continue to support your lard arse.

Hurry up and kill yourself, you waste of oxygen

>Age filter
But I'm 18 though
Not a tendie allowance

Why does Nintendo do marketing here.

>I'm 18 though

You're young to be such a manbabby. How did mummy steal your money? Sneak out of your crib holding your piggy bank?

Me
Been avoiding the streams

I have no piggy bank user, even though your an underage roleplaying as a big boy, fucking why? Every autist (except children like you) on the site has been 18 at some point, everyone on Sup Forums is a loser nobody is above others. Kys

Can you fuck off to your crash trilogy thread
oh wait

How is it?

>fucking why

You have an opportunity to rise above the rotting degenerates on this site but instead youre going to accept this bullshit as normal

Anyone who has been following the leaks

Just give me a short answer. Is Luigi playable? No, not the costumed Mario

>combat

no

What is the appeal of platformers like Mario?

mario is more than just a platormer you faggot

the platforming
also the things that aren't platforming
its something of a package deal

>Still no preload
Please Shigeru

gathering coins and moon pieces

I heard you get to return to the mario 64 mansion

actually made me chuckle, if you can't beat the shills join em

the lore? it's fucking mario jumping around to find a princess

>being this new

>take the AC Origins shill prompt
>change it to Mario
>??????
>profit
Not today.

>switch is coming this friday with mario, zelda, splatoon 2
>can't get hyped because what I really care about is xenoblade 2

hey at least I got a lot of time to burn with these games

I love the way hat kingdom looks I hope there's a lot more stuff for you to do there.

Bing bing wahooing

It's 5.7GB, no need for preload.

The servers are gonna implode worse than splatoon, which is why I want to preload

The wait is killing me, i won't make until friday!!

>those graphics
the grass look like an old korean mmo

Lore you mean peach friend zoning everyone.

You can really feel the neogaf refugee invasion with that sort of poorly made, juvenile argumentation.

post me an old korean mmo with graphics like thiss

They're just really, really fun platformers
From the cool as fuck environments or Galaxy and Sunshine to the controls of 64 they're just fun to play casually.
2D Mario is just fucking awful though.

>I'm a functioning Adult.
>my mummy can take my money
Pick one.

Literally the same grass

Why are you lying on the internet?

...

>tfw you're waiting for xenoblade 2

Really tho the new monado be thicc

that is beta

>buying digital

>buying nintendo game

No one said shit about Sony retard.

>user doesn't like my nimtendo graphics, he must be from neofags!!!XDDD
Guess whos clinically retarded. Answer: you.

>the lore
>the combat

Who /midnightrelease/ here? The GameStop I preordered my Switch bundle from is doing one and I plan on going.

hello neogaf

I watched the ending and thought it was pretty crap but the overall adventure itself looks pretty great. I can't wait to get Mario to wear the swim trunks in the snow world.

The memes

>GameStop
>Midnight release
Holy shit, I bet you eat the free pizza they have sitting out too

I was interested since the treehouse, but I swore not to buy the switch until they announce Mario Maker for it.

>those graphics
The fuck is wrong with you?
Are all nintentweens this delusional?
It literally looks like a shovelweare mobile game.

unfortunately not

SEETHING

Boogers and cum

Stop replying to obvious pasta bait. That shit will only get worse if you respond to it. Hide, report, ignore, take your pick.

Fuck you idiots, Brainlet hasn't even come close to finishing the game yet.

Not an argument.

>the mario 64 mansion
>he doesn't know it's a villa

How many moons does he have? Watched his stream once at the ice world.

At 602 right now. Total moons are around 850.

Don't you know Mario games have the deepest combat systems user?

Whimsy, good music and sound design, tight controls, and varied gameplay.

>that episode of fat albert when the new kid in class is retarded

How dare you not worshopping nintendo here, REEEEEEEEE

>he is... retarded...
>"WUT DUH FUHK?!"

dude you're totally PWNING him so epically right now!!!! XD

T. Butthurt manbaby whose mommy stole his Nintendo money

>free pizza
wtf the only midnight release i went to just had a bunch of smelly fat kids and a gay couple making out the whole time

\>mario lore

My dude. I'm driving straight to Best Buy after class. Already told my boss I won't be coming to work on Friday.
I'll bring muh Sweetch to play sum Mario Kart with the neckbeards waiting in line.

>can play the console while waiting for the game
How can other consoles even compete

nice quality faggot

>le Sup Forums is cool and mean meme
(You)

>you could die in a car crash on the way to gamestop

Drowning my hype in work.
>tfw can't play non-stop through the weekend because I acquired a gf last year

Sex isn't worth it.

this is why I always order my games to my house

also on the plus point I don't have to go out to see normies

Is GS doing a midnight release? Goin outta town early friday and don't wanna wait until Sunday to pick up my copy

the 3D games are accessible for even the most retarded mongs, yet it kicks your ass if you decide to git gud

Its fun. I enjoy platformers. My only gripe about Mario games is that you need to progress pretty far for it to start to even get minimally challenging, but Mario games are generally super polished with lots of interesting ideas. The platforming genre in general has lots of space for the implementation of new interesting mechanics. I haven't followed the leaks so Im hoping that Marios hat mechanic makes for a lot of fun scenarios. Im expecting to be surprised a lot.

>tfw only enough allowance saved up for either this or AC: Origins

what do i do?

origins

please.

thanks!

Why don't you play some games to distract yourself? Oh wait...
>Switch
>games
lol

sucks to be black

Good idea, i haven't finished Golf story yet...

>I haven't finished this shitty Android tier godawful shovelware yet, but I have to prove the jealous sonybros that I'm having fun with my Nintendo®Switch®, which totally has tons of great exclusives!
lol

>Implying PS4 has anything but Bloodborne.

>P-P-PS4 HAS ONLY ONE GAME!!!
Keep being jealous and playing your shovelware while you wait for your baby game, Nintendongler

is there a vaporwave level?

redeem it for good boy points

The game is nothing special, Galaxy had more content, and better level design than oddessy.

Honestly... pretty meh. It has frame-rate issues all over the place, the world is barebones and mostly empty and the game has crashed on me 3 times since yesterday. But the music is pretty fun I guess.

Give us a timestamp then, because it's so obvious you're full of shit it hurts.