CORTANA

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

CORTANA

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

was ruined by 343i fuck off halo is dead and its history was further spited by the MCC RIP

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

fpbp

Fucking ugly.

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

Cortana's lewd footpussy could use some cum.

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

That's a lot of triggering just for the word Cortana.

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

This design was the only thing good about Halo 4.

Levi Long
Levi Long

hate having tech companies data mine me and steal all my information
think Cortana has one of the hottest voices of anyone ever and I feel tempted to talk with her on Win10

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Horseshit, I will never understand those who think that was an improvement over Halo 3 Cortana.

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

Died in 4. The one in 5 is a clone going rampant soon after its creation.

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

It bothers me that I'm starting to have nostalgia for Halo 3 even though I fucking hated it at the time, can still distinctly remember all the reasons I hated it, and have purposefully avoided playing every Halo game after 3 because even as a teenager I understood that everything afterward was just going to be cash-in shovelware.

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

Halo 4 is best cortana. That thing you posted is hideus and garbage.

Brody Hughes
Brody Hughes

Shut the fuck up, Reach baby, answer this guy's /v/thread/396769646#p396769646 question.

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

I'm glad Cortana has the Logic Plague because now that means they can go back to just a Chief and Cortana game.

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

I like both, Halo 3 Cortana had boob physics and Halo 4 Cortana had tits and ass.

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

any comentary oof this guys?

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Sorry, user. But I don't think your man juice can be applied to an AI program...

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

SeeShe has the Logic Plague.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

I think its funny the devs wanted to make Cortana "realistic" but then gave her the ideal female body.

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

Just ignore him. People who prefer Halo 4 Cortana have an ugly-fetish. People like that can't get girls normally so they go for uglier ones instead since it's easier. Same reason why they want trap gfs.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

Why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to make all the aliens fucking dinosaurs? Nice picking for team handling your fucking mascot franchise

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

Reach > anything you faggots at 343i have done in your miserable lives

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

I've never seen that version of Cortana. Is this fanart? It looks terrible.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Halo 4 is best Cortana. That's why they even chose here to promote the app on Windows 10.

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

Or because that was her most recent design at the time.

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

Shut the fuck up, Reach baby, Reach was the worst Halo game in the series. You need to be shot for dare putting it over the far better Halo 1-3.

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

Whats it like being gay in 2017?

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

No because Halo 5's design is absolute garbage

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

Anyone else find it amusing they go and name their assistant software Cortana right as H5 goes and makes her evil?

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Why is nobody talking about our husbando?

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

I wish there was more SFM smut of here halo4 model

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

I had a supervisor that looked like Cortana in the face and gained weight in her hips and ass so for about 3 months she looked exactly like her.

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

It's 343i
So yeah. Fan art.

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

The good news is that chances are they will be turning her good again in Halo 6 since she has the logic plague.

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

God I want to fuck H4 cortana so fucking bad while fondling her titties

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

because Halo 5 was fuckin garbage

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

also anyone have a webm for this?

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

Yeah I hate sexist caricatures of woman. I love Cortana in Halo 5, looks like a REAL woman.

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Fuck, Halo 4 was an absolute piece of shit.
I regret wasting 5 bucks for it.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

She’s a lot cuter in 3 than 4

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

So you guys gonna keeps ignoring my post about Cortana having the logic plague or are you fags once again falseflagging as Halo fans again?

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

Not just that it has become mass effect whole ai vs organic shit

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

The Flood is controlling Cortana, and weakening Humanity and the rest of the Galaxy. I've been saying this the entire fucking thread you roaches gonna keep ignoring.

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

I love Cortana in Halo 5, looks like a REAL woman.
looks like a REAL woman
How to have shit-taste; the post

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

Is anything after 3 even worth trying or will it just sully my memories of 1, 2 and 3.

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