What went wrong?

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

What went wrong?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQiQ_dtZe_0&feature=youtu.be&t=9240
https://twitter.com/jph_anderson/status/925498294683488256
Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

His videos are incredibly boring to sit through.

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

He betrayed Nintendo, the only true and good game developers

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

His Cuphead video was quite witty though

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

$4,354 per month

Fucking hell, he makes more than five times what Matthewmatosis makes.

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

This is his top 30 games. He's got some shit taste going.

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

What went right?

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

This, they're way too fucking long too. I guess they're good enough for background noise if you're playing some repetitive game

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Donkey Kong
can't decide whether 1 or 2
What a fucking retard

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Somebody post a picture of what this goblin looks like, literally le 56% face.

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

His fanbase are full of faggots that voted for him to play Undertale his next stream.

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

Well he releases 10x more videos

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

That's some extremely pedestrian taste.
Here you go.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

So he's literally reddít now. Great.

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

I can't decide what's more hideous: The face or the quote?
I'll go with the quote. Did he actually say this?

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

indie games

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

he showed his face and he looks like a chipmunk

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

The dude just doesn't have the chops to be a reviewer. I watched a couple of his videos, and the amount of red flags I saw in the first five minutes alone made me quit. It was the Sausage Roll video, and the first thing he does is call the graphics shit without explaining why, then does a channel update after starting the actual content of the review. His ideas zig-zag around so much that they're a pain in the ass to follow, and above all his observations just seem really surface-level. In all, it feels like watching a mainstream review stretched out to three or four times the necessary length. Maybe I just watched a few bombs, but I don't get the appeal.

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

nostalgiafag numale tier

Ryan White
Ryan White

you know that joseph anderson and mandalore are believed to be on good terms right?

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

In one of his streams he talked about how Stephen King's "on writing" guided him towards being a writer himself. He also mentioned that King or Dan Brown had more "literacy quality" or something than John Steinbeck because nobody would read "Grapes of Wrath" nowadays anymore but would reread "It" a dozen times.
It was really weird. He was also angry at the twitch chat that day.

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

Yes, it got linked in the previous thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQiQ_dtZe_0&feature=youtu.be&t=9240

James Howard
James Howard

immersion doesn't exist

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

soma as best story
This guy is an idiot.

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

The answer is obviously 2. He's a fucking idiot.

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

I hate him but can udnerstand this choice

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

What the fuck happened here?

3 months ago everyone loved him on Sup Forums

Is it because he is ugly?

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

SOMA
I genuinely do not understand the hardon people have for that game.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

This is such a weird mix of really boring and hypernostalgic taste mixed in with nods to more niche crowds without really understanding them.

Jacob James
Jacob James

3 months ago everyone loved him on Sup Forums
3 months you had some guy shilling the fuck out of him just to get Sup Forums annoyed at him. Which worked.

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

He liked Prey more than most others,which is pretty cool,I guess

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

Old and busted.

Now it's all about Chris Davis.

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

Face.

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

The answer is obviously 1. He's a fucking idiot.

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

What are some other channels along the lines of these two?

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

Idk about the rest of Sup Forums, but as I've gotten older I have less time and energy to be as negative and critical towards videogames as someone who dedicates his life to them like joseph. I prefer to look at the positives of a game and leave it at that. From my point of view he is just a giant nitpicking whiney baby.

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

See

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

To be frank they’re so different that I think they’d make a great podcast team assuming they could tolerate each other

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

Did he say something bad about a Nintendo game for these threads to start appearing? he was quite positive about BotW.

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

get notice from Youtube
Joseph Anderson, one of my favorite video game reviewer and critic and all time famous celebrity, is streaming
he was streaming A Hat in Time, a game I fairly enjoyed
I ask him if he's enjoying the game
"Uhhh, you mean this piece of shit garbage? Of fucking course not, you fucking loser"
I was held aghast
I asked him what he didn't like about the game
"First of all, you fucking retard, the protagonist is a LITTLE GIRL, only fucking pedos play little girls okay? Secondly, the combat is DOGSHIT compared to Dark Souls 2 - watch my review video of why that Dark Souls 2 is the best game if you haven't already you fuckhead."
I coughed, I couldn't believe what I was hearing
I told him that A Hat in Time was a game that focused on platforming rather than combat unlike Dark Souls 2
"Ex-FUCKING-cuse me?"
he startled me
"Did you just fucking CRITICIZE DARK SOULS 2? NOBODY does that except ME, the JOSEPH ANDERSON! Who do you think you are to compare this trash pedobait game to the impeccable Dark Souls 2, you are a fucking RETARD! Get this motherfucking pedo out of MY stream! I bet he doesn't even follow my Patreon!" he snorted while his wife and 2 month year old son laughed
I didn't know what to do
he was a god and I was nothing
but I love A Hat in Time
as soon as I begin to type my retaliation I was greeted with a message stating that I was banned
I could still hear him, and his wife and his 2 month year old son laughing as I sleep
can even sometimes hear a faint "97" amongst the laughing

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

I'm liking the effort that went into this version.

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

the replies to this post
This shit, aside from a few questionable choices this list right here is what half the posts in any given top 5 thread on Sup Forums are made of. What the fuck?

Nolan White
Nolan White

I like Shammy and HyperbitHero

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

https://twitter.com/jph_anderson/status/925498294683488256

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

I thought 3 was the best Donkey Kong...

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

wtf i love dragons now

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

The Last of Us
*breathes in*

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

He'd fit right in as a games journalist.

Responsive is just an intuitive way to describe what they're talking about too. How long does the game take to respond to your input?

This guy is a fucking idiot.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

you posting here
what a complete joke
Doom 4
anyone that considers this good should not be taken seriously

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

That’d be comfy

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

Right? Like he has Total Annihilation actually listed in there which is fucking amazing, but then there's the brain dead, "baby's first 4x" Civ4.

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

openly admitted he frequents reddit on stream and has absolute garbage entry-level taste in games

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

Looks like a "15yo trying to fit in on /v/" list

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

chinlet

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

Deathwing?

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

Top tier taste

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

Wizard dragon

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

30 year old dragon virgin?

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

People are shitting on this but that top 5 is full of games people have in those shitty 3x3 threads

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

2 JRPGs on top

16-Bit cinematic shit

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

I hated him then

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

Stop shilling your shit channel here, cuckerson. Fuck off.

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

breath of the wild

i thought he hated it

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

He said it was one of the best open world games he's ever played

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

Matthewshillosis is at it again
Go to bed. It's not like you even have to compete with Joe anymore, patreons are literally giving you money for doing nothing.

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

open new video
"... and I'll be streaming Nioh on Twitch later today..."
close video
unsubscribe

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

go to bed
It's like 3pm in Ireland, if you're gonna try insult someone at the very least use whatever you have in place of your brain.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Guy fancies himself a writer, yet thinks adding a whole new section to the end of Soma where the leftover Simon repopulates Earth with humans in robot bodies would improve the game. He's an absolute fucking idiot.

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

Babys first version of that kind of story, for people who don't read sci-fi books its unique and interesting.

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

Have you read his writing? It's absolutely worthless.

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

3 months ago everyone loved him on Sup Forums

literally not true you retarded fag

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

no shit

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

who?

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

The joke was already overplayed before he released the video.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

Jesus christ.

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