Left or right?

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

Left or right?

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Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

Right, but left looks hotter. Yen is just too good to pass up.

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

Right.

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

Yen is way better

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

yen

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

In the context of TW3 alone, Triss. Yen dishes out so much shit but when Geralt hits back with bantz, she can't handle it. What a cunt.

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Right

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

Always right.

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

Right

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

KEIRA

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Ciri

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

this fucking right-streak before people start talking about alternatives.

Sometimes you're alright Sup Forums.

William Bell
William Bell

Left

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

left
hate yen's character

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWc9lARMsk
feels good man

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

No question

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

dude sex lmao

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

man of taste

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

Mfw after removing the magic binding us Yennefer and telling her I felt nothing for her anymore.
Later on press her on shit and she snaps and teleports me into a lake.

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

Ciri

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

What else are women for?

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

tfw accidentally killed her through dialogue choices

Jonathan Russell
Jonathan Russell

Triss is for ghouls and dogs.

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

Yen is for thinking men

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

Shani without a doubt.

David Morris
David Morris

I love how the moment you pick Triss the writing just falls apart if Geralt is ever explaining the desicion

good 2nd choice

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

This.

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Agreed. I'd love to watch as she gets plowed by a thick black cock.

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

Neither, suicide by drowner ending.

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

A Shakespearean mans choice

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

more like and edgelord's choice

Parker Young
Parker Young

the Succubi in the game are way hotter than Yen or Triss (or human women in general)

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

This.
Finding girls who will fuck Eleven bulls while with you in witcher universe was rare.

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

Coincidentally, i am doing Triss' romance quest now and have Yens quest ready too.
I cannot really decide, both are hot, but i personally am more the Triss type. She seems like a good balance, two broody people just are no funs.
Does the game punish you for going Triss? Will i miss out important stuff? I read alot that Yen is considered the cannon slut and that the game treads her like that. True?

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

im gonna play witcher 1 for the first time
i know triss is still present but can you romance her? and who else is there, shani?

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

suicide by drowner ending
James, you forgot to log in.

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

God, I hate being a tired gamer. Started doing a second full playthrough for the DLC but only mad it 2/3rds of the way through back in the spring. I've heard Hearts of Stone has some of the best quests and that B&W is a love letter to book readers and an awesome conclusion.

B-but I got fit, have somewhat of a social life and a gf now so that makes up for it, r-right guys? Also, Essi is the only one true choice.

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

you could just go for both, you know

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

But that' wrong you idiot.

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

Left and then right. Then Ciri.

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

Let's be honest, Yen bought that mug for herself.

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

Bitch had it coming.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

shanni is best girl, yen is best for geralt, tris should stick to being philippa's slut like in the books

William Gomez
William Gomez

Killing her when you can just talk sense to her

For what purpose?

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

Yeah it's pretty funny, as if Triss choice was a last minute change since only two people react to it pretty late in the game

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

faggot ass murderer

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

Middle.

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

Bitch had it coming.
She's a woman and a witch. That's selfish behavior times two. But that's normal. If you cannot handle that you are a faggot.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

B-but I got fit, have somewhat of a social life and a gf now so that makes up for it, r-right guys?

Good job user, im happy for you. Just play the game at whatever pace fits with your new-ish life, there is no rush.

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

I like red heads, and using her dlc hair with original outfit is great.

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

I've never really addressed this comic, but how much of a faggot does one have to be to have made this?
Oh my god, a girl is flirting with me, I hate everything

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

no ending where you take Imlerith place and fuck shitload of Succubi
Why even choose?

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

all those rights
You make me proud.

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

I didn't WANT to kill her, but "I can't believe we fucked'' was too tempting.

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

It's funny

William Taylor
William Taylor

having a problem with fucking
Just stop replying, you look more and more like a faggot.

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

I'm not sure who the woman is supposed to be but the comic is a pretty accurate portrayal of Triss' and Geralts relationship in the books.

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

That's Triss during one of the missions in Witcher 3. Except that comic portrays her as obnoxious.

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

girly Triss is worse then bitching Yennefer
There's a fine line between a "strong" woman and a common bitch.

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

Who are you quoting?

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

It's just making fun of how much Triss has a hard on for Geralt despite him going with Yen. Calm yourself, amigo.

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Implying Geralt isn't also a cunt
Geralt and Yen were made for each other.

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

I mean, have you played the game? Triss has the most awkward "romantic" scenes in the game

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

left would be a better fuck but right will love you forever

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

Well at least it's true to the books.

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

Yes, I have. You can choose to have a moment during the rat slaying quest, and then she gets drunky and flirty during the party in which you need to help a mage escape. However, the romantic scene wasn't very awkward. It was pretty Disney tier.

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

I have a major thing for red heads but even I would go with Yen.

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

Yeah watching Geralt act like 12 year old boy and be forced to watch him compliment and suck it up to Yen during a FUNERAL is not as awkward as going on a masked ball or killing rats.

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

Triss is hotter in any way than Yen.
Imagine having a reddit manchild taste.

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

left: immediately offers to die for you without you even asking
right: total bitch

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

Yennefer fanart makes her uglier than she is in game
Triss fanart makes her prettier than she is in game

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

when he guilt trips you for not choosing Triss
Go fuck youself Dijkstra, you don't know shit.

William Evans
William Evans

i would like both please

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

offers to die for you
t. never read the books or cared about the game plot
Think about it this way user.
Triss is a manipulative cunt and Yen is honest and straight to the point but cares about you.
Why do you think every political faggot like Dijkstra and Philippa wants you to get with Triss and keep telling you to stay away from Yen?
In Triss ending, she is still an advisor for a king and keeps you near her and politics to have you under control.
In Yen ending, she escapes with you away from politics to leave in peace.
Anyone who fell for Triss is a pathetic neckbeard virgin who got tricked on shitty "cute" and "innocent" personality.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

That's because Yen is the right choice.

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

left: Openly admits to manipulating you and backstabbing her friend to get Geralts dick
right: Actually cares for you even after breaking the djinns spell

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

Geralt and Yen were made for each other.
Yen easily wins the cunt contest. She constantly refuses to tell Geralt anything. The part where the kills off a sacred garden without telling him just shows that the either dosn't give a fuck about his opinion and/or thinks hes too stupid to come up with an alternative. Geralt managed to speak with the dead many times, has a fucking lamp that can see dead people and Yen dosn't even ask. Shes a common bitch.
Geralt only runs along because of pussy and her history together with Ciri.

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

going full autism over some ficitonal character lore

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

Openly admits to manipulating you
You mean when she jokingly says she manipulates Geralt into fucking her?

and backstabbing her friend to get Geralts dick
A-Okay with me.

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

Holy shit, user.

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

This user gets it.

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

No all these witchthots were whores and bitches. The right choices are: Ves, Iris von Everec, Shani and Priscilla (BEST VOICE)

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

she jokingly says she manipulates Geralt into fucking her?
Sure sounds like someone I would trust.

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

Bookfag here. Right is the only option.

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

Well the bad ending was NOT my choice.

Witcher 3 writing is just stupid. I didn't use a guide and Polack culture doesn't make sense so I got railroaded into the bad ending.

Still I was happy with it. I wouldn't want to live in the Witcher universe either.

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

t. never read the books
Yeah, books are fucking gay.

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

My ex-gf is my Yennefer and my current gf is my Triss. It's weird how much I used to long for my ex but now I can see that my current gf has been by my side for years, even when things were bad for me after my ex disappeared. I choose Triss.

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

Right. She's older thus hotter.

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

ves is a huge slut too

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

Actual bookfag here, Triss is still better.

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

Polack culture doesn't make sense
Not being a bad dad isn't really a Polak culture thing.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Witcher 3 writing is just stupid. I didn't use a guide and Polack culture doesn't make sense so I got railroaded into the bad ending.
I got the good ending without even knowing there were multiple endings.

Aaron James
Aaron James

I wish Sylvia Anna was deeper than "muh edge and shit life" and even maybe a real romantic choice if you skipped both Yen and Triss. That, plus some Anna Henrietta on the side.

John Thompson
John Thompson

Never read the books
Aren't the games supposed to be different stories with different characteristics than the books? Aside from the fact that the games are loosely based on them, isn't it silly to constantly reference the books?

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

the best way to play honestly

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

A warrior has needs

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

Good. A mage that is honestly stupid enough to think they could bargain with Radical Radovid deserves whatever comes their way.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

But seriously though, what the fuck is she wearing?

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

Why can't this type of woman exist in more games?

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

Is there even a hot girl in this game that isn't a slut

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Looks like pants, under shirt and a vest.

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

Right.
Shani > either of them tho desu familia

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

isn't it silly to constantly reference the books
They are basically the "ackshually" types of faggots that could name all the pokemon.
Only a tiny fraction read the books, which aren't even that good (bite me).
Ignoring the bookfuckery, Yen is just a common bitch, and practically everyone laughs at Geralt for taking her shit.

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

How can anyone pic yen over triss? Triss is so cute man I want to kiss and cuddle her. MAke a lot of children with her.

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

Male power fantasy.
I know it dosn't even make sense, but i don't argue with SJW.

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

Left, Always go for the red head.

James Evans
James Evans

Their're both sterile user...

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

Triss is for children.

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

Aren't the games supposed to be different stories with different characteristics than the books
No? The game picks up where the books end. It's basically a non-canon sequel.
isn't it silly to constantly reference the books?
Not when the games constantly reference the books.

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

Yeah, but Shani turns you down ultimately, so she's not really a choice.

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

This is the best choice
also comfy music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NknjE2SBPxw

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Lore-wise Yen is way better for Geralt. Triss is a qt and definitely a waifu, but Yen is just perfection in many ways.
And witchers/witches cannot have kiddies D:

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

triss is bae

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

Everything is possible with sex driven magic.

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

Triss for the gamefags
Yen for the bookfags
That's literally what they had in mind when giving those 2 options.

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

TW1 Triss.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

She knew what Geralt's reaction and response would be. They know each other well enough that she didn't even need to say anything to know he would protest heavily. She also didn't know about the lamp so as far as she was concerned, that was their only option for their surrogate child.

It's not really a cuntish thing to do, it was just too impulsive and desperate.

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

this guy gets it

Logan James
Logan James

Triss is for children.
YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INSULTED AND TREATED LIKE SHIT ON A DAILY BASIS
Fuck off tryhard.

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

Gross.

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

Yen and Geralt have way more chemistry.
Yen's banter is unbeatable.

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

I got the perfect ending for the books not knowing there was more than one ending and not noticing in wich point did I chose one or the other.

Fuck you

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

yen not loving the shit out of you
lol

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

She thought she wouldn't be destroyed by Radovid Africa, what a fucking idiot.

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

dog puns
I have no regrets.

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

;..; I would still marry her I bet she would look good after me. She would care for me when I am sick and get old and shit

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

Not that.

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

how did you people read all of the books?

they're trash, even as far as fantasy goes

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

Why did Essi had to die? I miss her so much...

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

Book Yennefer.
Game Yen is a cunt.

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

Cerys, but there's still time. She's probably end up with like 3 husbands and ten children by the time her hair is grey.

John Robinson
John Robinson

Hot, she looks like that gal that played Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

Iris, Anna Henrietta maybe

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

She would drop your ass once you get old and useless.
Women are whores, user. Even an ultimate waifu like Triss Merigold is no exception

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

I haven't read the books when I played it the first time. I regretted triss choice after I learned more about yen.
The game is not fair for yen because you don't have much interaction with her before skellige.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

Only played the games
Pick Shani in one although she sort of sucks once Alvin comes into the picture
Triss is utterly repugnant but get forced as love interest anyway in 2
Find out Geralt has a true waifu he's looking for in 2 too, might as well wait for it
Play, Yen is pretty much best girl and Triss is still awful, totally worth the wait
Also a daughteru appeared?! She's alright too

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

know he would protest heavily
Yeah, shitting on his opinion.
She also didn't know about
Also just assuming Geralt is too stupid to find another solution.
Just give up, there's nothing good to say about her cuntish behavior.

I'm pretty sure a fucking jinn would have a different opinion.

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

I'll greentext in all caps, that'll make him look silly

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

He has a LEGitimate reason for you to kneed a break from Yen.

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

Fucking Uma Thurman?

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

I mean, I'm gay but i would totally go straight for Yen.

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

yandere best dere

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Did you know that different cultures have different values?

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

I mean, I'm gay
Just die already.

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

When she was younger, around the eyes a bit

John Gomez
John Gomez

that's why gamefags have Triss

I'm pretty sure a fucking jinn would have a different opinion.
Yeah, jinn's are so gentle and willing to make anything no matter how hard or unnatural it is to make people happy...

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

100% this

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

But I was a gamefag and choose yen.

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

I'm suprised you went for Shani instead of Triss, she acts pretty much like Yen in the first game because she wants to manipulate Geralt into being with her.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

You didn't ACCIDENTALLY kill her, you DELIBERATELY killed her. You could have ran away but instead you chose to stay and kill her. It was your deliberate decision, don't call it a freaking "accident."

David Stewart
David Stewart

Didn't read the books but I tried to explore every options I could. I actually couldn't choose between either Triss or Yen because I saw the chemistry both of t hem had with Geralt

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

left of course

James Young
James Young

Neither. You don't get Ciri to come live with you in Toussaint if you pick one of them. Shani is better anyway.

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

Don't worry, I won't have any offspring user

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Because no one managed to squeeze a jinn before in the witcher universe before right?

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

LEGitimate

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

Ciri's place in on the throne tho

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

giving her freedom and to be a witcher like she Always wanted is the best ending for ciri
giving her to nilfgaard just makes her a puppet for emyr to use

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

Dijkstra
Just shove him aside, it's not hard.

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

Whats the best outfit and why is it Yen's dlc outfit?

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

And witchers/witches cannot have kiddies
Witchers are sterile but not all witches are barren.

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

She looks good in everything

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

This entire post
CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

I am more worried about you spreading deceases, being a bad influence on children, contributing to the general degeneracy and decline of western values and getting financial benefits from faggot marriage and pension without returning its value, which normal families do with children.

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

Witchers are sterile but not all witches are barren.
Are you implying Geralt should get a bull?

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

No mention of prime nilfgaardian pussy Rosa

I'm so fucking dissapointed.

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

But Geralt IS the bull

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

Ciri wants to be a Witcher. I'm not about to force my daughterfu into a miserable life she doesn't really want.

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

I thought he's a wolf.

William Reed
William Reed

guilt trip
trip
One good turn deserves another.

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

implying she won't become a great empress that will bring peace to the world
Fate of whole world > Fate of one person

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

So it's accurate.

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

Now THIS was the most disappointing thing about Witcher 3. The fact that Geralt can't fugg the actual best girl is a real crime.

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

dipping your dick in one of a pair
Literally begging for problems

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

the dialogue choice was something like "i can't let that happen", which i thought meant geralt didn't want keira to hurt herself by going to radovid, then she told geralt to draw his sword and my first reaction was "oh shit enemy, kill it" and i did. didn't think about breaking the games rules by running away.
i let the game play me, not the other way around.

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

I wasn't implying anything. Just saying that some witches can get pregnant although Yen is confirmed barren.

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

No.

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

and everything went just perfect, right?

Ciri's place is the path. She ain't supposed to rule nothing, her son will.

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

No it isn't.

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

You won't get any of those diseases if you won't have sex with other men user, is that in your plans? There won't be gay marriages in my country in next 100+ years and i don't want there to be. Oh, and I hardly accept the b in lgbt and don't even get me started on those genderfluid fags.

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

implying she won't become a great empress that will bring peace to the world
She would make a terrible empress. She has zero experience in statesmanship, reacts impuslive and emotional and is a woman. There's no way she could hold an overstreched empire like Nilfgaard

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

You probably thought Foltest was a duck, huh?

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

I just said its possible. Stop bitching like a cunt about how realistic it would be.
Also, i'm sure Geralt and friends would manage.

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

Being too stupid to realise Ciri will be Calanthe 2.0
fuck off

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

Please tell me that's not true. I only bought Witcher 3 after they added the Shani DLC, because I've been salty since Witcher 2 that they denied me my Witcher 1 wife.

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

Ree all you want you queer. The fate of the human race is not more important than any single person, and especially not when that person is your daughter. Deal with it sackless.

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

plus the majority of the people expect emyr to just use her as a puppet to keep being in control.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

You get to fuck her but ultimately she decides to part ways

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

You have sex on a lake and then she has to go off to be a field medic in the war

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

They're not so bad as audiobooks on the commute to work. Unfortunately they're not all available in audiobook format.

William Evans
William Evans

I'm sure you are a real upstanding rarity.

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

You want the better ending for ciri, understandable, but her becoming an empress IS a better for the greater good.

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

Also just assuming Geralt is too stupid to find another solution.
That's not the issue. The issue is Yen feared that they didn't have the time, so she took the shortest route to getting the lead. It just so happened that the lead was basically a dead end so the sacrificed seemed pointless. If it turned out Ciri was camping out in some cave, Yen would have been cast in a better light.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

shani kicks geralt out at the end of Witcher 1 because he is too immature and doesn't want to commit to her.
that is why he hooks up with triss "spreads her legs easy" merigold in w2

Jaxson Phillips
Jaxson Phillips

I can at least turn down both Triss and Yen, right? Can I at least headcanon that Geralt finds Shani again after the end credits?

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

My kind of problems and besides, Geralt is the best problem solver.

I litterally had tissues ready when this quest started when I first played TW3. It was the dissapointment of the year.
Didn't stop me from blowing my load though

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

Yen is bitchy but she is intelligent and can banter well.

Triss is KAWAII UGUU.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Fuck yea you can turn both of them down, the DLC is worth it trust me, it's amazing

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

the absolute state of yen and bookfags
Yen constantly lies to and cucks Geralt. She even cucks him hard enough he attempts to commit suicide.
If you like Yen you are eithere into cuckolding or mommy fetishes, and are too afraid to be alone in your life aso you would rather stay in an abusive relationship.

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

The greater good is nothing but a platitude used by monsters to excuse taking advantage of the trust someone puts in them so as to turn them into a sacrificial lamb.
There is no greater good than to care for those that care for you. This is as objective as morality has a possibility of achieving.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Geralt ends up in Toussaint, Shani is back in Kaedwen. Chances are slim.

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

I understand what you mean, it just seems stupid in comparison with the rest of the story. Geralt literally wastes time running around doing shit for some fat baron, and suddenly there's no time?
I just wish they put in some extra dialog, because like i said, i makes Yen still look like a bitch. And really, the does not get that much more likable either.

Carson Green
Carson Green

blah blah blah there's no such thing as blah blah blah so you're wrong blah blah blah

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Grew up receiving witcher & sorceress training
Doesn't know shit about politics
Guys she will totally be Calanthe 2.0
How?

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

Neither they're both cannonically sluts who cheated on Geralt during their relationship with him. If you don't want a lame ending though your best bet is Yennefer since the game is heavily focused on her and Geralt. Triss was an afterthought for W2 waifufags.

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

Redhead hottie that has a cute obsession with you
Average next-door looking brunette with a bitchy personality

Geez such a hard choice. Pretty sure everyone that likes Yen is into femdom or some shit like that.

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

witcher 3 would have been incredible if cdpr still had the witcher 1 mentality and you could plow cerys and the var attre sisters

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

Push your fingers deeper. Maybe it'll fix your brain.

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

"I'd rather not choose at all"
Here's your complimentary philosophy degree

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Shani is the right choice.

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

Triss is true bitch. She wanted to sell Ciri for high place in council. She will be always worst choice.

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

pre ciri yen and post ciri yen are very different

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

I can see her naples.

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

probaly ciri also

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

Average next-door looking brunette

James Carter
James Carter

Was that the method you used? Because then I'd rather not.

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

and?

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

I stayed away from bleach and definitely did not swallow a whole bunch.

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Niether. Shanti is best

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

Whoa now!

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

Her grandma is the motherfucking Lioness of Cintra
Her father is the motherfucking Emhyr van Emreis
Yeah, she's totally gonna be a bad empress with this assweak blood.

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

It is where I live in Europe not my fault that America only has fat chicks nowadays.

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

Just played the part when you attend the wake in Skellige
Bitchslap madman Lugos for talking shit about Yen
That cockhungry look she gave me afterwards

Gnnnnnnn

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

This is a blue Christian imageboard.

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

Now you're talking

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

Giving her freedom, by deliberately withholding information from her so she can't make an informed decision.

Yeah, nah.

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

Jesus had nipples too user

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

Male nipples are ok in christianity

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

Jesus' mom had nipples too user

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Shani turns Geralt down because Geralt is a witcher and 'wouldn't settle down'.
At the end of Blood & Wine Geralt settles down on his vineyard.

Jose James
Jose James

I doubt good leadership is found in blood.

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

include the best girl from the booksin the main game
give her one line
set a whole dlc in toussaint
don't include her in it at all

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

believing women ever change
Hahahahahahaha

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

left: Broke after only 5 fingernails were pulled off, and fucked up finding ciri by killing menge in a tard rage

right: Hand both hands smashed to pulps and ripped off with a claw hammer and did not break and give up any information to her torturers, fully expected to die and did not try and bargain as the information they wanted was ciri's location

You are really making quite a leap bro.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

/lgbt/

Logan Price
Logan Price

not Essi
fuck off

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Right

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

/lgbt/ is more left than right tho

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

tfw no francesca at all

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

It is where I live in Europe not my fault that America only has fat chicks nowa-
Not my fault you live in a third world country pajeet

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

Geralt is a witcher and 'wouldn't settle down'
Weird considering that he resigned as a witcher and intended to settle down just a few moments before his death.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

Geralt settles down
What does he do for at least another 200 years?

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

The absolute STATE on Trissfags.

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

Bone his equally long lived sorceress gf.

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

yennefer is horrible because all the dialogue options with her are "haha you look pretty xd"

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

Yen

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

Get shitfaced on Toussaint wine and chill in his Vineyard.

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

tfw can't kiss Philippa

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

based

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

Wasn't she raped by a king in Witcher 2?

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

Neither.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

The one that isn't a whore.

Oh wait.

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

your dick will never be between their lips

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

Francesca Findabair humaned dot com appearance when?

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

wanting to kiss Philippa

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

I always turn Yen down because of this scene. It cracks me up every time.

Also because Triss is objectively superior unless you're into being a cuckold. In which case you should suck on an exhaust pipe.

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

Geralt isn't a whore

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

Also because Triss is objectively superior unless you're into being a cuckold.
Oh the ironing

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

having other sexual partners while not actively together is cuckolding

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/6ig9XrXQ9t4KyknZIKsMQA/

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

yen cheats on her fiancee with geralt

That passage shows literally the opposite of Geralt being cucked, he was doing the cucking.

Yen was going to leave her fiancee and be with Geralt, and fucked him one last time for a goodbye. Then Geralt goes full autismo and Yen bounces on them both instead.

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

Henselt's used goods

No Thanks

David Taylor
David Taylor

trissfags
able to read

James James
James James

What other games have romanceable bitchy ice queens?

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

be a good father
get good ending
act like a complete mongoloid
get bad ending

wtf I video games now?

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

Kurwa!

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

Yen is just too good to pass up
F A C T
A
C
T

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

isn't that a city in italy?

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

I also picked Shani in 1, why did she turn into a demon harpy after we got together?

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

In the end Triss and Yen are both pretty selfish characters at times but everything bad about them is overblown by waifufags. Neither are bitchy in W3 because they've both been changed to be likeable for the finale installment. The real question in W3 is what armor set is GOAT and what is PLEB

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

That depends am I Geralt? If I'm big sexy man then Yen. If I'm me, I'd do anything for Triss

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

Left or right?
<-----

David Smith
David Smith

All the armor sets in 3 are fuck ugly

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

Picking would probably be best. Thing is you have to pick them at the end of their quest line or not at all. So figure it out quick bud.

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

I'm a dumb americuck and I got the good ending. Never have kids user

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

Witcher 2
Shorty's told me about his sixteen children - all named after Temerian troop divisions - and I know his nickname has nothing to do with his manhood.

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

cat, wolf, and manticore are the best

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

This game looks like it has some depth but it controls so awkwardly

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

(BEST VOICE)
not anymore

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

Why do people like Triss so much? She has a man jaw and look like a fucking tranny

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

what are some QoL Mods I can install like range looting or something like that

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

THIS
As Geralt I'd choose Yen as they pair pretty well and shes fucking hot.

With that said,As myself I'd choose Triss as she makes my dick as hard as pure diamonds.

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

t. yennefer

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

wolf and ursine (bear) armor sets at GOAT

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

Dandelion should have been in the dlc too, apart from his 5 minute scene

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

That last frame always reminds me of Curb Your Enthuiasm theme song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

Yen is whorrible

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

I just dont want to belive this...

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Style
Wolf = Manticore > Bear > Cat > Griffin

Function
Wolf > Bear > Manticore = Cat > Girffin

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

both at the same time

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

She has a man jaw and look like a fucking tranny
The lies you tell,see

David White
David White

Right for Geralt

Otherwise Shani

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

I have a thing for fiery women so Yen.

But I would still pick Shani over anyone if I could.

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

Literally brings Geralt on her trip to be a traveling cuckboy
akkchually Istredd is the cuck not Geralt
The denial in Yen-cucks is strong.

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

You will NEVER live happily ever in Corvo Bianco with the best girls in the game

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

post yfw ciri indirectly killed essi

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

Triss just has big boobies, and the writers think she’s much cooler than she actually is.

Yen is real pretty and has a nice voice

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

I don't think he's welcome in Toussaint.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

If Yen is such a great and awesome sorceress, why doesn't she magic herself a proper pair of tits? She's almost loli-levels flat.

If Geralt is into man-ish chicks so much he might as well fuck Dandelion.

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

Both of them cuck you, you little shits. The ultimate truth is Rosa var Attre is the real best girl.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

travelling together is a relationship
lol

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

Welcome enough to get Geralt out of jail en to comfort the duchess if syanna dies

John Bell
John Bell

thisthisthis

William Thomas
William Thomas

wait what how

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

swn magically crush your cock
jdimsa

Caleb White
Caleb White

fucking each other is not a relationship

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

Essi dies of the plague that Ciri brought in from one of her trips to our world when's she's going trough dimensions

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

Left or right?
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Ryan James
Ryan James

Well, Yenn intentionally cucks Geralt in those books

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Essi_Daven
died of smallpox

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

Morrigan

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

You delete that shit right now, motherfucker.

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

Right, the storyline with Triss ends way too early

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

Ever picking triss after
In the Witcher 1 through most of the game she exploits your amnesia to say you guys are lovers
In the Witcher 2 exploits your affection so you'll do her dirty work
Fuck triss, yen may be a bitch but at least I know she truly cares and what her motives are instead of triss' "I love you Geralt, now kill these innocent people please and thanks"

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

witcher 1 geralt would have fucked ciri
hell even her own father emyr originally planned to breed with her

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

That's pretty ironic, considering Shani's first meeting with Geralt in the books.

John Hughes
John Hughes

wtf i hate ciri now

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

No, she didn't. Essi died of smallpox.

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

yfw Ciri indirectly killed Iola the second and Rusty

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

C-C-C-Counter Breaker!!!!

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

Always Triss.

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

She probably had semen of other men in her belly when you reunited with her.
Bitch could not keep her legs closed for a while.

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

willingly give your pseudo-daughter to Emhry so he can have incest babies continue his line

no

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

I said DELETE

William Parker
William Parker

The emperor was probably sneak cuck, why else would he send his daughter if not to get fucked by bunch of witchers

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

Yennefer is just too boring for me.

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

decline of western values

Western values are superior to everything else in the world but it has always been tainted by homosexuality. It was not a shameful thing to sleep with someone of the same sex during ancient greek and roman times. As long as you satisfied your sexual needs, you were seen as a normal person.

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Shadow Counter!!!

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

CUMMING INSIDE CIRI

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

Triss
Canon love interest

Samuel James
Samuel James

Geralt acts way happier with Triss. It's an easy choice because I like happy Geralt.

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

well witchers are sterile.
and emhry Original plan was to fuck ciri and produce incest babies. but at the last moment decided against it and send her back to geralt and yen.
he then married the fake ciri

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

Left or right?
Tell you what OP,I think the choice is clearer after seeing whats in the mystery box.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

he didn't see the triss scene in blood and wine

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

i'll take triss over the bitch

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

S T O P

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

Bear is best, you can’t debate this

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

Why do they have to give them gross moles? They'd both be 10/10 without them.

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

Griffin looks so fucking nasty

why’d they do that?

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

I did. It' fucking amazing. Geralt talks about that ball mission, they laugh, they get a second home to fuck during the summer. It's perfect desu.

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

You might but Geralt wouldn't. Thats the whole point of Yen being the canon love interest dumb fuck.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

tfw wanted yen but missed the last wish quest accidentally then convinced myself bachelor life is the best life.

I got sick of people implying geralt was a beta around her anyway. Plus she fucked crach an craite and someother guy.

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

literally have to mod the game to make her look ugly

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

Her bandit friend seemed to think she was cute.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

Dont try to make exceptions on rules. Else the world would fail. Kys or be prepared to face the banhammer, kid

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

Except all Triss talks about is politics and Kovir. Meanwhile, the scene with Yennefer is them finally deciding to live together forever.

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

In English, Priscilla is voiced by Emma Hiddleston, who also provides the voice for her song, Wolven Storm.
Emma Hiddleston is the sister of Tom Hiddleston, best known for his portrayal of Loki in various Marvel MCU movies.

shame you can't hook up with her, but at least dandelion is happy with her

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Ciri

She's hot as shit in Witcher 3. The fact she wasn't a romance option is complete crap.

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Man, if you think that's bad, you don't even want to consider what a monster Yen is. It's so awful that at the merest hint of it, Geralt had to lock it away, deep in his mind and never even consider it again.

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

in the game i decide and my geralt loves triss. he dumped yen forever. deal with it. you can take your canon and slowly insert it in your anus for all i care.

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

muh headcanon

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

Because realismfags get triggered if you don't have an armor set that looks like someome took a shit in a steelmold

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

CUMMING INSIDE CIRI
Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well.

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

This thread is purely about headcannon.

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

Nah, they reminisce about their times together, they tease each other and Geralt says how he can't wait to leave for Kovir. I don't care about Yen or her ending.

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

Good god that looks awful.

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

Whatever happens with her anyway? Does she leave the hospital?

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

I don’t like that you have to reject both Yen and Triss to have Ciri show up in Toussaint

I just want my happy family with Yen and Ciri, but CDPR KEKED me out of it

Ethan King
Ethan King

me > sapkowski. i decide what goes on in the games. cdpr let me decide and i'm deciding. deal with it faggot

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

geralt and yen get a song together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSk-8C76dc
meanwhile triss gets....

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

Imagine her on her knees looking up at you like that Sup Forums

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

Man, SFM porn looks fucking horrible.

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Ciri would rather fuck Yen or Triss than Geralt.

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

If only you say the whole scene,that girl was drenched in ''milk'' shortly right after

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

meanwhile triss gets....
Three whole games with Geralt. I'll take two games without Yen over a 3 minute song any day of the week.

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

she later recovers, and can even sing again. with dandelion saying her voice sounds a bit lower now but it improves her songs. (after the wild hunt has been defeated)

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

That's a dialogue choice you fucker, in my game she nearly fucked the dude who found her

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

3
The moment Yen shows up it's about her, even if you stick with Triss.

James Flores
James Flores

thats also a dialogue choice retard, you can literally say you prefer women then go on to kiss skjall

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

Ciri would rather fuck Yen or Triss than Geralt.
I'm game

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

Seriously, they look like monsters.

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

sfm tongues look like fucking airheads

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

the one who tried to rape her? yeah

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

I disagree. She shows up for 10 minutes in the beginning and then disappears for 60 or so hours. And the rest of the game she's just salty about Triss so I just avoid her and keep things strictly business wise. It certainly wasn't about her, at least in my game.

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

my game was about finding ciri

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

triss is the only choice. never even considered the cunt.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

People get off to this

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Him too, but I was more thinking of the girl who she had consensual sex with, multiple times.

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

In the missionary position with the lights out?

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

wtf she doesn’t remove the bandages if you don’t wear a towel?

What’s the point of a towel then?

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

Well CDPR totally fucked up on the mother/daughter relationship between Yennefer and Ciri, the writing is fucking horrid the moment Geralt tries to justify his choice for Triss and i'm not even gonna mention the ''magic's gone'' scene.

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

Mine was about Ciri too, but also about Geralt and Triss getting their happily ever after after three games of love. I needed that ever since 2007.

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

WHY COULDN'T YOU FUCK THEM CDPR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

I havent played this game since december 2015
Does anything happen with that girl you teach swordfighting to? I liked her

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Sadly all anons in this thread a mainstream plebs

Mo one has posted the best and rarest girl of the all as a choice,SAD...

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

Literally book canon shitbird.

William Diaz
William Diaz

No, Geralt is forced to kill peasants for her so he gets pissed off and fucks off.

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

If you kill the succubus you can use her mutagen to brew a love potion which you can feed to Rosa and then you get to have sex with her.

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

Why even live user?

Austin Price
Austin Price

No one if forcing you to choose that. That's the reason we have choices. When Geralt said to Ciri why he picked Triss, it's like he was reading from my mind. Great scene for Triss lovers. They could have put more Yen/Ciri scenes for people who care about that, but Ciri prefers Avallac'h over Yen anyway. Yen has plans for her, Ciri says.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

tfw theres a storage room CDPR HQ with buckets of Ciri smut

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

life is so cruel

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Why would you kill them when you could just use Jedi mind tricks to get them to leave

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

yen has plans for her
lol what
Read the books before you talk about shit you dont know about.
Yennefer is literally a mother to Ciri,

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

Okay lads.
You have an oppurtunity for a lifetime of absolute unquestioning mutual love and lust with the CDPR female of your choice but only if they're fucked by Olgierd Von Everec first.
Do you sieze the oppurtunity or just let it slip? Also which girl if you do take.

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

yes
yen

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

It's from the games. Ciri literally says that Yen has plans for her and compares her to Emhyr. It's during the Payback quest.

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

ciri obviously

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

I dont' remember this but that's exactly what i'm talking about. CDPR fucked up that relationship so badly it's unreal.
Yen wouldn't do that btw, and Ciri wouldn't think like that either.

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

fake news

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

when you beat the game, their plan is literally chilling on a vineyard sipping wine for eternity

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

Ciri

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

Gaunter O'Dimm

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

Fake News
You keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep at night user.

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

Only a soyboy would pick Yen

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

yen feel like the stereotypical main cheerleader cunt from some teen flick. awful character. in the games at least.

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

only if they're fucked by Olgierd Von Everec first.
Uh-Oh Sup Forums,can you spot it?

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

soyboys would pick Triss because they are intimidated by Yen not being a huge sisssy

Andrew James
Andrew James

Played W1 while reading Last Wish, preferred Triss.
Played W2 while reading Sword of Destiny, still cool with Triss.
Read books 3-7 before getting into W3, was utterly converted to Yen-ism.

Seriously, the books make it clear that Triss is a very bad person. Yen’s an absolute saint compared to her.
This isn’t even counting Triss taking advantage of Geralt’s amnesia, or Geralt and Yen’s past history.

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

I mean the writing is retarded sure but you're even more retarded if that's what you got from Yen in the game.

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

Soyboys would pick Triss because they want the easy pussy. They're too scared of someone who would out-banter them.

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

Best girl.
Otherwise left.

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

I'm curious, could you elaborate?

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

For me? Left. For Geralt? Right.

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

anyone who's ever had a real relationship knows that women like yennefer are cancer.

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Dissapointing she doesn’t suck my dick when I make her queen

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

MORE

David Smith
David Smith

preferring the straight woman over the redhead bisexual is /lgbt/ now.

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

literal trash tier taste in women my man

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

Read the books and still pick Triss every time.

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

For me? Both. For Geralt? Triss.

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

And then there's this faggot.

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

This. Yen is a little bitch in this game the whole way through and triss literally stuck by Geralt most of the game when she was on screen.

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

gay?

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

Yes. Triss fights alongside Geralt, they support each other and work together like true partners. Yen just orders him around to do her dirty work, Triss gets dirty with him.

Not to mention he turns into a hopeless romantic around Triss.

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

B
A N O N S
S
E
D

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

Pleb

She's only 19

Grayson James
Grayson James

theyre both used up whores not worthy of a self respecting male's time

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

Smallpox. What Ciri brought back was the bubonic plague.

John Rivera
John Rivera

Neither

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

I wouldn't call her a very bad person but she did enough to make me dislike her.
t. another user

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

N O
O

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

Triss consistently sides with her cabal of sorceresses because of high-minded political theories about using Ciri’s genes. She’s willing to sacrifice Ciri for “the greater good”, and holds this opinion right to the end.

Yen, on the other hand, is imprisoned and tortured by the books’ antagonist (Vilgefortz) for a month for Ciri’s location and never cracks. To the point that Vilgefortz tells his underlings “I wish you all had her loyalty.”
When Geralt finally makes it to her and frees her, Yen instantly readies to kill Vilgefortz and save Ciri, despite having her hands crippled.

Also, Yen abstained from any romantic relationships with men during the period from books 3-7. The stuff with Istredd was very early on in her relationship with Geralt. Even Geralt slept around more than her.

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

To be fair, what could she do? Philippa was standing next to her. If she openly confronted her, do you really think Philippa would let her ruin her plans. Fuck no, Triss would end up in her lesbo dungeon. Triss has almost no authority in the Lodge, they look at her as a child. To expect Triss to btfo Philippa is retarded. Yen put her on the spot. And in the end, even Yen crumbled under Philippa and accepted to hand over Ciri, so yeah. Philippa is badass.

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

Yen abstained from any romantic relationships with men during the period from books 3-7

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

B A S E D
M O M M Y
Y E N

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

even Yen crumbled under Philippa and accepted to hand over Ciri
implying that actually would have happened

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

you conveniently forgot that yen also accepted to hand over ciri to the lodge in the end.

yen also wanted triss to teleport them from rivia and abandon ciri and geralt.

it literally happened

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

depends on which one will use her sorcery to shrink me and keep me as her little boy toy for as long as she feels like

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

what a cunt, add in the failure to mention ciri and yen to an amnesiac geralt and you got an all around bitchy character
Why do you never get the chance to call out Triss on her bullshit.

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

Both Yen and Geralt died before it happened, if they didn't. Things would have been different and she definetly wouldn't have sold out Ciri to the Lodge.

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

you conveniently forgot that yen also accepted to hand over ciri to the lodge in the end.

Would you mind providing a source? I recall her being adamantly against it at every single step. But it has been a while since I read them.

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

She looked a lot better in Witcher II.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

'cause Geralts not a bully.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Low test cucks

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

Agree

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

That moment the Lodge wanted to talk to Ciri in the game and i went NOPE. Went straight in there with her.

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

In Lady of the Lake, after Stygga castle, Ciri says she must go to the Lodge and do what they want and Yen agrees. They go, and then they vote whether to let Ciri see Geralt one more time. They agree and Ciri, Yen and Triss go to Rivia. There, shit happens, Triss saves yen's life but later G and Y die and Triss lets Ciri go disobeying her orders to bring her back no matter what.

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

yencucks have a mommy complex

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

They were both shit to each other, in the early days.

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

Oh, that. Completely different. Yen wanted Ciri to have agency over her life decisions. When Ciri chose herself to go with the Lodge, Yen was fine it it. The manipulation was what Triss was okay with and Yen was against.

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

Triss is the true lover because it shows how she still supports Geralt no matter what and makes a peaceful lifestyle for him. I will always choose triss just because of that fact.

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

This. Best woman right here. I'd bend her over and fuck her dick hole bloody raw penis cum

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

I mean, Yen does that too.
If anything, Triss STAYS in politics.

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

How do you know this anunbenis

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

Yennefer. But if she had Triss' fat tits she'd be perfect. Literally. Even more than she already is.

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

Triss' fat tits
Literally the only thing she has going for her.

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

You're a fag if you didn't kiss her right then and there. You just had to. I went with Yen in the end but that was some fairytale fantasy type shit right there.

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

not sure why i dont fully like any of these bitches
maybe right with its mouth shut

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

only thing

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

shani, no contest

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

I've not played it and this is the girl I find the most attractive along with Ciri

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

i will never wear a low cut top again

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

Bitch what the fuck? we aint got time for that shit, she goes running around like a retarded teenager OHH CHASE ME GERALT bitch we're on a mission here

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

this game had so many hot bitches god damn

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

FPBP

Tyler Allen
Tyler Allen

none

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

never read the books
You mean the ones where the first story starts with Yen fucking another guy?

Why do you think every political faggot like Dijkstra and Philippa wants you to get with Triss and keep telling you to stay away from Yen?
EVERYONE basically says this. Dandelion, Zoltan, all the witchers - everybody fucking hates Yen and with good reason.
Oh hey I haven't seen my witcher bros in literally more than a year I'm going to hang out with them tonight
GERALT COME UPSTAIRS NOW TO FUCK ME
but I haven't seen these guys in more than a year
OMFG FUCK YOU GERALT YOU ARE THE WORST BOYFRIEND
There's a reason the first game jokes about people remembering Yen's name as "Guinevere"

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

when did you realize you were a faggot?

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

why does she have bright red hair in the games when she was always described as having auburn hair and very blue eyes?

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

what the hell i never had this choice, i just kissed her and dumper her ass later

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

ctrl+f
only one user is patrician enough to prefers Philippa over those 2 hags
This thread is a sea of plebs

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

When did you realize you're a beta? Yeah we're on a top secret mission shit could pop off at any moment

lets just prance around in the flowers tho because cute girl hurrr

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

You mean the ones where the first story starts with Yen fucking another guy?
Don't wich cuckoldy fanfic you like to read but that's not how it happened in the books. Yen's introduction chapter is literally the title of the fucking book you idiot

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Left.

Yen is a fucking bitch.

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

yen in the background

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

kissing her doesnt fail the mission
stay a virgin for the rest of your life

David Miller
David Miller

[Not the time for this]

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

it could have.

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

witcher with a great libido + deceased hot sorceress + necromancy book
It can't be a coincidence, right?

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

Her, of course.

John Richardson
John Richardson

Always left.
Poor Geralt would be locked in a constant bitchy realationship that nobody ever really wanted if going with Yen.
With Triss, he's able to live a good life banging the hot advisor of a rich king, while still going for contracts in the wild.

Win Win with Triss.
Yen belongs to the pig pen.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

Right.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

I don't really like either, but I'd shag both

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

to hell with human women, giv elven gf

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

It shouldnt even be a choice, yennefer obiously

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

Not to mention she can conjure up some good pies ;)

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Left obviously.
Bookfags can fuck right off.

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

Burn in your eternal fire you fanatic!

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

CDPR fucked up something good in this game

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

having a(ny) decision to make once King Radovid V the Stern, Savior of the North, pushes back the Nilfgaardians
wew lad

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

which is?

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

They should have read the books.

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Yennefer as a character

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

what did they fuck up exactly?

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