He killed billions

He killed billions.

To save over septillions

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>If we kill him we'll be just like him!

How big is his dick and what does it look like?

Thel is an equal opportunity genocider. Doesn’t matter if you’re human jiralhanae or even other sangheili.

Millions*

Thel vedam is literally the only rational sangheli in the entire series.

SHUT UP TRUDEAU

What was his endgame?

Four-pronged, as large and long as a male Spartan's forearm, and wearing antique, yet durable and functional armor.

We hunted mammoths.

Goddamn how can Spartans compete?

compete?

they're the ones copping it user

>tried to peacefully talk Tartarus into handing over the index
>Tartarus AKA the dude who tried to have him killed and was currently exacting a genocidal campaign against his people
rationality has its limits

Epic lolcat dude!!!!!!!!!

>ARBITED.

Have the UNSC ever encountered civvie covvies? I cannot recall any sort of covenant settlement aside from High Charity itself.

So does anything important happen to the main characters of the original trilogy happen after Halo 3? I haven't touched the new ones but I've heard it's fucking garbage.

Mister chef goes on missions with Blue team, eventually going off to fight Hitler Cortana.
Arbys goes back to Sangheilios to fight a civil war due to the recent covenant defeat and their sympathizers.

In the books they removed a moon along with a 500 capital ship strong fleet and a station. Unyielding Heirophant. I think it was First Strike.

>Blue team

RvB is canon now?

so did master chief

That would be better than what 343 thought up, but nah, that's Captain King's original spartan team

Do you think Sangheili want to fuck Spartans?

*uneven elephant

No, but he should before 343 has a chance to off him like they did the Rookie
Yes, and vice versa

Halo 5 has a Sangheili write a poem for palmer, so yes. Not sure about the other way around.

This, thank you.

WORT WORT

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Shits older than you, fag

to be fair he was saving the world from the contagious mass in africa

And he's a much better character than Muster Chef. But Halo fans are retarded and complained about his appearance in 2 so he gets shoved into the background in 3.

Female Sangheili probably dream about it

And don't forget the Flood in Kenya, either.

Why are humans essentialy cucks after the war is over instead of gearing up for round two wiping out the alien filth and avenging the billions mercilessly killed by these monsters?

>tfw no sangheili gf

I want a female Spartan to grind my pelvis into dust with their enormous, muscular asses.

Sangheili's are dumb, DUMB!

Because theyd get shit on trying to fight the elites AND the covenant at the same time. Humanity was on its last legs when truth showed up at Earth's door step

worth it

dont spartans have tiny cocks + diminished sex drives? femSanghelli dont want none of that

Their chastity and great prowess on the battlefield probably make them attractive to most Sangheili women

>character
PS4's the other way, pajeet

What about regular hoomans?

Anyone else want to fuck him?

The Covenant were only winning because of their reverse engineered Forerunner technology and numbers, now that the Covenant is disbanded and all races have only lived on High Charity, not other colonized multi-purposed worlds like Humans and Humans can acess real Forerunner technology not that cheap shit, it'd be easy pickings for single world invasions. There can't be another Covenant War if all members of the Covenant are extinct.

Never. Imagine that every sangheli woman grew up on the idea of marrying either a keep lord, rich man or proud warrior. Theyd never go for a human being not unless you were like conan the barbarian tier of a warrior wearing alien skulls all pver your body or were stupidly rich and had a ton of land

I'm sure they'd appreciate the attention rather than being a part of a harem or being cucked by a swordsman

>Lead around 300 ships along with a 700+ fleet killing millions of navy personnel and innocent civilians in a single swoop
>Dr. Halsey was demonized for her project that was ultimately meant to benefit the greater good of humanity while individuals like Thel got away scott free
What.

lmao who do I believe

Probably.
If you read the old books and reiterate some of the new lore, you will notice how he probably was also the reason that the Covenant finally found Reach.
The other Commanders and Prophets were jobbing left and right yet not yet Arbiter managed to pinpoint and razze important military targets. Heck, maybe the whole reason the Hierarchs looked for a reason to off him was precisely because he was so damn smart and already influental.

Thel was behind that tracking gel on the Iroquois? I had no idea.

>Dr. Halsey was demonized for her project that was ultimately meant to benefit the greater good of humanity

That's an odd way of spelling "meant to be used to murder human rebels"

>rebel scum

>Oh sweet a Halo thread!
>see's all this elite waifu posting
STOP

They were attempting to destabilize the primary government. If they had succeeded, we would have been completely annihilated by the Covenant due to us not being unified. The rebels were wrong, pleb.

>taking anything from 343's nu-trilogy as continuation canon
No, Halsey is seen as a hero while ONI begins preperations alongside rebuilding human space to eradicate all Covenant alien species to never cause something as horrible as the Covenant War again.

Would you rather it be husbando posting?

I don't like it either, but it is canon. Doesn't mean it's good though, lemme nick pick.

he's probably one of those fags who reads master chief x arbiter fanfiction.

No, I'll never accept this garbage as canon.

Elite waifus are made for human men

>tfw just got Halo Wars definitive edition for 10 bucks
time to purge some Covvie scum

You're right I'll post some jiralhanae waifus too.

Oh, it's complete garbage. I'll never not be pissed about it. The fact that they never bothered to get Eric Nylund to help write the newer Halos is the biggest red flag for me.

NO

I'm just gonna assume UNSC knew humanity was too weak to press Thel for war crimes regarding murdering millions of civilians which would probably provoked another war. Maybe after the fleets are rebuilt with good Forerunner shit ships, good weapons, planets restored and human population back in the healthy billions will the UNSC demand these ugly alien bastards answer for their crimes.

Do you think any Spartans that show up at a Sangheili colony get courstship requests from the females?

That would be interesting as fuck, that sounds more like book stuff though. Doubt you'd be able to execute that properly in a video game.

Use your imagination

[/spoiler] what about some hunters?

THICK
JIRALHANAE
GLUTES

Porn tells me it looks similar to a human dick

Should I get into the halo books, and what's the best place to start?

Good taste, shame they'd kill you just by using a quarter of their strength.

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That hair looks awful.

>literally like germany after ww1
>UNSC pulls Hitler v2
>earth gets shat on and turned into a cowering puppet state

I wonder how Chief is going to cure Cortana of her logic plague in Halo 6?

you know the covenant did have separate colony worlds of their own right

>get courtship requests
>the "demons" who killed possibly hundreds of thousands of sangehli males, all of whom was some female's son, brother, father, husband etc.
No user I'd don't think they would

They were all aggressor combatants thoigh, not like the old ladies, pregnant women and little kids these fucks mercilessly slaughtered. Sangheili have literally zero moral grlund to stand on.

Sangheili society hardly gives a fuck about that kind of stuff given they have swordsmen running around fucking whoever they want even if the women are already married

Wow gee yeah he personally killed literal billions with his bare hands face to face while laughing at them.

>waaargh
>not WORT WORT WORT

About that wasn't their some kind of boundaries regarding that? I cant remember

I know that make they sound too if you kill em.

But those are all invading soldiers, what about all that who have never ever seen combat or held a firearm before plus the elderly, pregnant women and children those Sangheili soldiers butchered? Every single Covenant combatant deserved that bullet in their head.

>if you kill your enemies, they win.

Wow, deep.

Can a human impregnate a Sangheili?

to unite the sangheili under a common banner

He's Sangheili Hitler

>Halo 3 pre-release trailer
>"THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS"
>Climax of the game is Chief driving a warthog of a ramp and sleeping
LITERALLY what did they mean by this?

form a true allianz, not blinded by the lies of the prophets

>Sangheili
>Heil
>Heil Hitler

It all makes sense.

to end the fucking trillogy, fucking money milking microsoft and their cum sucking 343 Industires

He was the only one who prevented his people from exterminating the relatively defenseless human race after the war.
He also saved the human race.

post hunter now please

Literally this.
The other races were inferior.