Filename Thread

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

i thought that was Jupiter by the thumbnail

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

Alternaively, you could have chosen
Clever Girl

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

Better stealth joke

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

Shame that webm's don't play sound on this site.
What gives?

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

this is fucking retarded

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

lurk more

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

Depends on the board new guy.

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

/gif/ and /wsg/ do.

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

what film is this so I know to never watch this dumb shit. a silenced pistol would be easily audible even in a crowd, not to mentin people would see the impact from the bullets being shot and see the flash.

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

John wick 1 or 2. Yeah, its retarded

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

The entire city is nothing but super assassins which is why they are intentionally not interfering

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Faggot the only boards I lurk is either Sup Forums or /pol/, and occasional /b/ for gore.
Call me new guy one more time.
What makes those boards different besides the fact that one is for gifs and one for whatever it does.

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

It's John Wick 2.

Basically a movie universe were half the world are assassins and nobody really seems very affected by murder in plain view. Whole movie is like this.

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

robbing a fucking gun shop

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

It is John wick and all the people are deaf

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

New guy. Also /b is for fuckin losers. Kys newbie resetera fuck

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

It's John Wick 2. That webm isn't even the entire scene, the next moment they're a foot away from each other shooting pistols back and forth while still calmly walking.

lurk more newfag

Luke Green
Luke Green

kys

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

Gunshop
Thats clearly a pawn shop user.

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

they blind too?

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

Yes

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

Words would not be able to describe how fucking mad I would be.

Charles Price
Charles Price

Robbing a place that sells firearms

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

Why did he leave?

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

He went all in when he had a 98% chance to win and lost. The card that came up was literally the only card that he could have lost to.

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

The store name is "Dixie Gun and Pawn".

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

just lost 1mil

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

Why does he eat his meal as if someone were about to take it from him? Slow the fuck down, Amerimutt.

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

New guy.
You've done it now faggot, I hope you fucking realize what you just did.
lurk more newfag
Fuck you bitch.
kys
Back at ya.

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

Here's your guaranteed reply, new guy. You'll fit right in here.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

implying an american pawn ship doesn't EVER sell guns as well

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

Whats with all ghe new faggots posting in here

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

Dayumm

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

I assume youre referencing Judging from the tie, he's probably on a work lunch, which in America, is only 30min in most companies, so the idea of eating slow when going out to eat doesnt work too well

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

/ss/

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

Fucking Americans.

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

I didnt imply that at all newfriend.

other user however called it a gunshop you see, and from the other items cluttered around the store, its very clear that its not a gunshop, thereby nullifying his comment.

My reply where thereby a qualitative corrective statement, showing that it was a location not specializing in firearms as the other post implied, but rather an accomodater of various facilities therein

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

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Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

Whoa holy shit spergo take your meds

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

OBSESSED

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

The joke
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Your head

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

Wait, where the fuck did the other car go

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

Did he just get released from prison or something?
You will never be this happy eating food

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

truck taps the car at maybe 30 MPH
Does 6 spins and flies 200 feet through the air

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

the most retarded shit ive ever seen

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

cement
Sulfuric AND battery acid
Gasoline
and people willingly snort this shit.

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

me on the left

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Dr. Evil is at it again

Landon Price
Landon Price

There's a difference between eating fast and gorging like it's your first meal in months

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

how did they even come up with doing all of that to make coke?

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

How do we come up with anything? There are dead bodies behind every great invention.

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

From /tv/.

David Edwards
David Edwards

Well user, when you consider most americans have 10 hour work shifts these days, and only 30 inbetween those to eat something, its not MUCH difference

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

you shut your whore mouth, this is the greatest movie of 2018-2+1

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

New Guy

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

What movie?

William Powell
William Powell

chemistry/trial and error

Andrew King
Andrew King

What

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

you will never be this happy
why live?

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

That man ordered not the "secret" large shake but the XXL shake, probably totaling 2000 calories by itself, so he could dump strawberry all over his burgers.

What

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

HERE COMES A CHINESE EARTHQUAKE

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

Jackass the Movie
They get hit with an anti-protester device that explodes and shoots out rubber balls.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

I'm guessing this is a comedy as the guy on the left has been in a few comedy films and this webm is silly

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

please god wipe them all out

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

Game? Please.

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

Probably some alpha european made it first like LSD. Or an American. White guy atleast

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

Exactly they'd never expect it.

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

the store is called DIXIE GUNS AND PAWN
b-b-but it's not a gunstore!
how was the robber supposed to know?

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

If you weren't on your phone you could check the metadata. It's Atomic Blonde.

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

It's an anti-terrorist device. It's put around embassies to stop armed insurgents. There is a reason they call these measures "less lethal" and not "non-lethal"

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

Johnny Knoxville = Charisma build
Ryan Dunn and Bam Magera = Strength build

Unless you were wondering what hit them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1kLqoiDuA

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

Coca leaves are a natural stimulant, so all it had to take was one garbage man getting trash all over a leaf and proceeding to smoke/chew it anyways.

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Had other players already folded? Otherwise it would be 2 in 44 cards, granted still 95.4%.

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

its just acid base chem. The coke is organic solvent soluble (gasolene) but then protonated to become water soluble (using the battery acid). Then brought back to neutral ph or deprotonated (using bicarb) to become water insoluble again

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

it's a spy thriller

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

Probably an actual chemist figured out the cheapest possible method of extracting cocaine and told the dumbass farmers what to do.

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

Tournament play uses more than one deck, changing the odds greatly.

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

lego worlds

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

taps
I'm pretty sure it starts flipping before it even makes contact

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

Bam always seem like a giant annoying pussy in all of the movies

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

I get this one! And I clapped!

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Bam is the fucking worse.

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

You can clearly see how much he's shitting himself compared to the other two

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

What the fuck

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

What the fuck are you talking about

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

And the niggers were pwned pretty good.

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

You put that in a way similar to antivaxxers. It should be plainly obvious from the description of the process that all of that weird shit serves a chemical purpose (and they clearly use that shit instead of proper chemical process supplies because its cheap) and is not present in the final product. You listed an item followed by the item that removes the first as if they were both in the end product, you fucking moron. You believe Ramsay would be tasting it were that not the case?

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

ur retarded. If that happened people could get 7 of a kind.

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

ryan die instead of bam

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

I get an hour an a half for 8 hours. Stop lyin'.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

Not really. (4*n_decks - n_speccard) / (52*n_decks - n_cardsinplay) does not vary that greatly with n_decks.

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

J Waves.webm

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

That's a mekick

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

kickstarter.jpg

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

>>397970228
So this is the face of the average newshit

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

Does anyone have that one where Hillary Clinton's face shatters a chart of all the presidents? It's usually called JRPG random battle or something.

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

You missed the keyword there user

That being "most". That you get an hour and a half is not only rare, its very exceptional

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

That's actually a decent guess. I'm still trying to figure it out.

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

putin's fucking face
ahaha
I almost fucking missed it

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

I wonder if gramps there thought about the people he might hit outside his shop when he was firing blind at a guy running away.

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

I love that Putin despite all this is just looking,

"Yessssss, come to Papa Russia"

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

I love whatever this is

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

I forget that soon "Jack Ass" will not be known by summer leftovers.

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

Damn that's an ugly ass baby

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

Ryan Dunn
not speed build but -5 driving

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

>>397970228
fucking lurk moar newfag.

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

I wonder if those basketball americans thought about the innocent shopkeep they might kill because they can't afford the payments to their baby momma

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

Source?

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

PrimaryLotus.webm

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

You can't see it from this angle, but he's actually doing the thumbs up as she approaches

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

It's fake bro

thechive com/2016/02/19/guy-eating-in-n-out-like-a-maniac-was-staged-7-photos/

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Active Raid: Kidou Kyoushuushitsu Dai Hachi Gakari Episode 3

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

Say what you want about the guy pigging out, but fuck the faggot filming him. Just let the guy eat.

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

It happened within four seconds, you don't have time to process it.

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Gotta give that guy props. He did well to stay standing AND breathing after taking that much pepper spray to the face.

Most people would have been rolling on the ground screaming the moment they got hit

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

he is a genocider.

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

That look on Putin's face

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

That dress
Anything other than office worker
implying they arent salaried with an hour lunch, possibly included in their shift

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

He's gonna genocide them tiddies

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

There is much blood on the hands of any who lead a nation.

Julian Young
Julian Young

I've been maced as part of training and it is hell. He took a full blast into the eyes, nose, and mouth. He's a champ.

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

removing the seeds from the jalapeño

fucking gringos

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

gives her two thumbs up

alpha af

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Probably not. I'm not worried about them. Honestly hope the guy who fell died too. I have no qualms with ending the life of someone who is willing to forfeit another person's life. Still, Adrenaline Grandpa™ probably should have checked himself once the dude was running. I know this is a calm person at a desk not in fight or flight mode saying this so I'm not condemning the dude either.

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

Or he came back from a 2 year Mormon or Jehovah's Witness mission. The better a person you are the deeper in hell they put you. Guy probably hasn't seen cooked food in months.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

is only 30min in most companies
A 30 minute lunch break isn't an American thing you dumb fucking idiot.
It's pretty much the norm globally.

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

kek

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

DSP plays BLM.webm

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

that was staged bro
this, however, is very real. and located closer to you than me ;^)

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

the little counter at the bottom says 98%, for whatever reason.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

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Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

I can see it perfectly from this angle.

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

Kickstarter jrpg developed by westerners and marketed to angry lesbians.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

>>397970228
I didn't know we let redditoddlers in here now.

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

Spain
2-3 hour siesta
France
2 hour break
Sweden
1 hour and half
South America
2-3 hour siesta
Greece
2 hour lunch

Sure thing there bro

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

postal 4: canada.jpg

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Fuck me. I just realized I don't remember any more, the order at least. I gotta stop drinking.

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

You must appreciate the grease-laden food of my people. Or I'll report you to your nearest cultural enrichment squad.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

He's wrong about using multiple decks, but it makes a big difference here.
Two of the nines were already drawn, so that cuts the chance of getting a nine in half.

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

that's a big driver.

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

Gotta circumvent Coca-Cola's patents somehow.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

CIA told them

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

Ken M is a treasure.

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

I'm surprised most of Ken Ms jokes have not been ruined by people recognizing the name.

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

I get hour lunches at my current job and that's the longest I've ever had.
Every other job I've had has only had 30 minute lunches.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

I

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

TFW you work in a east european shithole and work in a factory for 12 hours with just 30 minute break
How the fuck do you even justify fucking siestas
Sorry Im tired bro lemme just chill for two hours

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

It seems earth rocking is no match for rubber balls.

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

poker
Watching Texas Hold'em is especially annoying because most of the players think they can read minds and/or are some kind of genius (psychological/mathematical)

James Evans
James Evans

washington
franklin
jefferson
lincoln

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

her back say fuck off
he just gives her a thumbs up

James Adams
James Adams

is that jeremy clarkson in the 80s?

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

To the people getting butthurt about this clip, it's intentionally stupid / funny. Directors straight up said they thought it was funny because whilst location scouting this station, the guy fell over and hurt himself and everyone just walked around / over him without even stopping to look or help.

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

I'd watch a grimdark cpt. falcon bounty hunter flick.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

calm down you sound like an indignant fatass

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

I learned the list to the tune of Yankee Doodle in middle school. It has never left my brain.

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

fuck this it looks delicious before they poured cheese on it

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

that gif.....it's.....it's not fair.

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

he still goes for it though

and no bam isnt the worst, ehren and dave are

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

At least you get 30min.

At my old job, I had to work 8 hours with no meal break. If I wanted to eat, I had to do so at my desk while working

Right to Work states suck as they can basically make most of their own labor rules

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

I dont watch this sport, but why is it so common to see them beating them while they're down until the ref stops them? Doesn't seem very honorable

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

Of course beaners would even be lazy about cooking.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

Which is exactly what I said in

If you were confused about the formula, n_speccard was the number in play of the specific card in question, which is independent of n_decks.

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

I can easily emphasize with that, but there's a difference between having a burger from a fast food place for your lunch break and fucking six.

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

Top Gear has been without Clarkson for almost 3 years

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

You have an argument with Ehren but Ehren also complains half as much as Bam.

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

Fighting does not determine who is right, only who is left.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

but if you turned around left would become right

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Not that burger, but a nearby bar has a burger called the burnout burger.

Its basically a halfpound patty with a brioche bun, onions and jalapenos. They then dump a thing of chili over it, like a whole bowl's worth of fucking 4 alarm chili. Then add potato wedges

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

the worst part about this is those squids are probably intelligent enough to understand that what they see happening to their buddy is going to happen to them next

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

That sucks hard. In most of the jobs I had so far I felt like a literal slave. Like last time I was stock refiller and it was terrible. I had to lift six pack 2l bottles really high into the air and couldnt even sit one. Every time I came home I was literally dead

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

I get that reference

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Merkel cringes away from the white woman
Putin wants to PUT it IN

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

I want to say it's PES. It's on YouTube, this one is called guacamole, but there's spaghetti and submarine sandwich

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

No wonder America is twice as productive as Europe.

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. Because, you know, he's saying good morning, and the other ones in case he doesn't see them later.

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

He's also in Ray Donovan, which is a series that was good for the first season.
I just skipped towards the end of season 2

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

forgot Kennedy famalam

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

It might be because this fever is causing me to trip balls, but I love this and want more.

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

Fuck no I wouldn't. The cheese is probably shitty cheese sauce and it makes the burger all soggy. 0/10 called the cops.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

sweden
1 hour and a half
HAHAHAHA I fucking wish

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

Shame we're all dead inside as a result

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

Does it even matters?
This is why so many of you are easily manipulated my media, you're fed useless knowledge and culture justified by patriotism, if you knew their deeds and how they were important you'd never forget their names.

And i dont think most americans even need know any names besides Washington's and the more important/recent ones

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

Pyramids have been built in a far away land!

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

Obungo's face is the only one not shattered

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

Ehh, it was listed in the Top 5 Countries with the Longest Lunch, so eh

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

Squids aren't intelligent. They don't have "buddies". Stop reading peta propaganda

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

If anything they will use Cup noodles for it

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

what the fuck no, clarkson got fired like a few months ag-
march 2015 was 3 years ago

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

lol that's like the only Joke Clip in the movie.
They're making fun of new yorkers not giving a shit about other humans, especially in subways.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

underrated

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

it's supposed to be shit!
Is a dumb fucking argument and you should kill yourself.

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

Formerly Chucks

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

I know it's Washington, Adams, jefferson. I had to look up Madison. But at least I had order right on first three.
It's just been years since I read about that stuff last. And I'm killing my brain with booze, prolly.

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

poor cuttlefish

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

Smart enough to be on the Protection from Scientific Testing list of the EU

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

yaasss

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

Get pills against my orders.jpg

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

movie is called atomic blonde
trash color grading makes her hair blue-white
Why do they do this?

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

SLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

Bethesda.jpg

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

todd's response to incomplete game remarks
or
fallout4.jpg
idfk

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

And what jobs did they use to determine how long a lunch break a country collectively has?
higher-up people get longer lunch breaks because who the fuck is going to tell them no
Wow, I'm fucking shocked

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

stop posting this low quality artifact ridden shit version

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

If a neurosurgeon needs a half an hour more to keep saving people's lives versus the guy cooking fries at McDonalds then I'm ok with that.

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

I'm confused.

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

Underrated

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

The way Bam falls over always made me think of the Gears of War downed pose your teammates would go into

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Thanks, I replaced it.

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

Have a like newfriend (y) :-)

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

gamer's boycott.jpg

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

If a neurosurgeon needs a half an hour more to keep saving people's lives versus the guy cooking fries at McDonalds then I'm ok with that.
I don't necessarily disagree with you, but the lunch break of a neurosurgeon does not reflect the lunch break of an average citizen.

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

Battletoads

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

/v/ talking to classmate after making a trollpost that got a lot of (you)s

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

Company Successfully Shills v.png

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

fallout4 NPCs.jpg
idk im bad at this

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

Your art is lost on them, friend.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

I'm guessing the place had some signature way of serving the food like in baskets or pots or something.

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

[code][/code]

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

meant for

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

What game?

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

Did those fucking idiots try to rob a gun store?

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

Ignore Cats

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

I'm even more confused

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

Watch Dogs.

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

them's some watery beans

David Young
David Young

What happened to the second guy in the hall???

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Pawn Shop, which also sells guns

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

Charisma 10

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

Why

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

The same thing that happened to the car in the first webm. Cinema magic, aka "Fuck it its a new take and we forgot that guy existed"

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

there's still a fucking plate under that anyway

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

britbongs

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

Appreciated.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

and go in and go in and go in like the US marshal and his three daughters

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

Then why even bother with trying to "stealthily" shoot each other instead of full blown gunning and running?

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

marijuana looks like its required for this meal, on the consumer; and chefs part (mushrooms could be a little more flavored)

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

gave me good chuckle

Carson Green
Carson Green

soggy as all fuck beans
mixed with eggs, a sausage, and FUCKING mushrooms
in a shovel
a FUCKING SHOVEL
ON A GODDAMN GLASS PLATE

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

This looks like fucking garbage.

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

green guy is holding a puppy, and dropped it out of rage

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

underrated

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

you need marijuana to eat sausages, eggs, hashbrowns, beans and mushrooms
Fuck off, retarded hippie.

glass plate

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

You say that, but wouldn't you spend 12$ on that with a glass of orange juice and coffee??

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

There was a group of skater kids in my high school, and every one of them was just like Bam. Acted like big badasses and gave everyone shit, but the second anyone actually stood up to them or put them in any remotely dangerous situation, they'd practically start crying. People like that are just the fucking worst. Absolutely no respect for them.

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

FUCKING mushrooms

Do you think mushrooms don't get served in breakfasts in America?

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

Hurr durr

needing marijuana to eat food placed on a shovel, on top of a glass plate

Please tell me you're under 18 years old

Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

It's a wonder they live longer over there. Look at that fucking grease. Even the mushrooms are slathered in it.

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

pushes sausage into egg yolk
yolk crushes and does not spread on meat
yummy le reddit webm

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

It's hard to see the transition, but the guy she's clubbing is the guy on the ground that she shoots second. Notice the brown jacket, and then when she wraps her arm around the gun arm and pulls the guy forward, that's the second guy (black jacket).

Lucas White
Lucas White

Those look like artificial lawn ornaments.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

needing marijuana to eat food placed on a shovel, on top of a glass plate
So you agree with me, there's nothing in that meal that actually requires marijuana.
oh no, a restaurant is eccentric, whatever will we do now
GLASS PLATE

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

no seasoning or nothing
bahted in greasy oils
egg yolk crushes easily
why???? im so confused

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Mostly, if im going out to get breakfast, I prefer biscuits and sausage gravy with mash

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

Where'd the two white little girls go?

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

I like how everybody else looks noticeably less happy there

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

Source?

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

Good for you. But mushrooms in a breakfast is incredibly common.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

lets encourage retards who have no future instead of trying to help them
One less competitor in the field!

Austin Long
Austin Long

muscles and a bowl cut
This is far more horrifying than it should be.

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

2017
2 movies come out to make your female date / girlfriend become bisexual
atomic blonde
ghost in a shell
/v/irgins getting mad in a video game board

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

What are the black things?

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

this is real
w-what's going on? is god playing tricks on me? nothing seems right.
maybe im in the wrong universe or something

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

Not very often. Occasionally in omelettes.

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

no seasoning or nothing
everything requires seasoning
I'm fairly certain the sausages are seasoned when they're fucking made, same with the hashbrowns.
The eggs are seasoned at the end, anything else on that plate doesn't require seasoning.

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

Looks like pressed meat/spam

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

It looks like Styrofoam . . . but if you swing a giant marshmallow that size at a puppy you are going to fuck it up. I like doggos; so this upsets me

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Not very often.
Yes. Very often. Enough so that when you see it, it's not considered odd or rare.

Get out of your house more.

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

SHOVEL

this is worth the 3day ban

Caleb King
Caleb King

blood sausage

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

Those weird fucks eat literal bloodcakes.

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

Black pudding

Levi King
Levi King

Name one breakfast dish besides an omelette that includes mushrooms.

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

You friends need to spend more time on /pol/ . . . its a billion times better than /r9k/

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

someone's who's almost guaranteed to be miserable and help make their life less miserable through kindness
this is bad because you're not "helping" them despite that being the role of their family and medical professionals and not a classmate
you're being silly

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

Ramen

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

this restaurant first uses their shovels to dig in their backyard, then uses them as plates for their breakfast
You're not actually this fucking retarded are you?
When a restaurant serves a meal on a slab of stone, do you think they dug it out moments before serving and never washed them?

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

What does this have to do with me?

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

The seeds are what make it spicy you nig nog.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

I browse neither. fuck /pol/ and /r9k/uck it's all about that /bant/ lifestyle nigglet

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

Ramen is not a breakfast food

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

/pol/ is just /r9k/ with a different topic, and you've confirmed it.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

Unironically wanting to be doused in memes
I'll take the pathetic depths of desperation-induced homosexuality over textless reaction images, parroting greentext, and stupid, worn out memes any day.

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

niggers

Cameron James
Cameron James

It is if you put an egg in it.

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

female date / girlfriend

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

I can literally go and order it alongside eggs benedict at a small cafe in my neighborhood. I commonly see it served alongside potatoes in breakfasts.

I have never been to a place that served breakfast without mushrooms in certain dishes. Does fungus not exist in your parallel universe?

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

user he was talking about what green was holding. They're not real dogs.

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

"needs a name" works fine

William Anderson
William Anderson

The seeds are what make it spicy
And?
Sometimes the seeds clash with the aesthetic of the dish, or make the dish TOO GODDAMN SPICY YOU FUCKING BEANER FUCK.
Some dishes aren't meant to be spicy, you know.

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

And what makes it bitter and fucks the texture. Just use more pepper flesh, durr. I mean, they gotta be cheap as fuck down there.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

when I watch an action movie the last thing I want is realism. Insufferable faggots like you are why the movie and the gaming industry nowadays is so fucking shit because "m-muh realism".
I kindly ask you to kill yourself.

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

TOO GODDAMN SPICY
sounds about white

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

good one

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

Look I'm no fan of the Wick movies but at least make your argument based on something that actually happened. The scene in question is directed as such because in-universe that whole town is nothing but neutral ground for hitmen world-wide. Wick has broken the pact and the black dude was one chosen to exact justice. Everyone just ignores it because it's just another day and they know that neither will miss and accidentally hit anyone else. Also it's funny.

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

not even a beaner. But you sound like a pussy ass nigger faggot. Go get yourself a hotpocket fucboi

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

every dish with peppers in it needs to be spicy
Fuck off.
Caps for emphasis, not emotion.

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

if it doesn't what's the point? texture?
fucking soyboys

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

is that gordon ramsay?

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

been posting on Sup Forums since i was 12. I am 25 now. you guys are retarded

James Harris
James Harris

pours drink over burgers
I'm thinking that guy probably participates in eating contests

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

Fuck it looked delicious before they ruined it.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

hey man, i had sex 2 years ago

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Who do you think you're kidding?

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

That's what training is for.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

texture?
Yes?
There are other aspects of a dish than just what it tastes like.

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

wut

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

are you ok? all you did was screencap the thread what are you trying to prove?

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

tfw no 5"1 qt lifting gf

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

that image

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

So it's not rare, but not common. So uncommon. Plus it didn't make the list.
https://en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_breakfast_foods
That said, I don't eat breakfast much these days, so who knows.

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Two dudes on the top right aren't touched either.

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

Huh?

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Why do you still post like you're 12?

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

Took me a sec

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

The kid is obviously underage. This is pedophilia.

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

So it's not rare, but not common
No, it's common. You just don't know what words mean, apparently.

so who knows
I do.

Now go away.

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

ruining a perfectly good burger with a fucking ton of cheese

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

Ah yes, Wikipedia, the authority on simply everything.
Thank you for your post, user.

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

who are you quoting?

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

Letting a woman physically overpower you and manhandle you like a little bitch.
They both deserved to get mercilessly executed.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

What the fuck happened to this thread?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Sims

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

He doesn't know that daniel negreanu actually can read minds

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

Is your masculinity threatened by proxy or something

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

Cats are so fucking stupid

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Letting a woman physically overpower you and manhandle you like a little bitch.
nothing wrong with that if it's sexual

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

He's still in that gray area of being recognized by some internet communities, but not mainstream enough that everyone else would recognize him. Hope it always stays that way.

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

tellin da truth nigger

took me two years to realize you could open threads

wut- in the butt

idk m8. collecting my (you) achievement

i was sexually abused at 12

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

I am half mexican; my father is mexican, my mother white. I was once observed by my mother cutting the flesh away from the seeds of the side jalapeno while eating and queried on it. Both my father and I agreed that jalapenos are fucking tasty and the spiciness is unnecessary with an already spicy dish.

You are a fag.

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

In n out really is this delicious

Christopher White
Christopher White

my mother white
stopped reading there, S O Y B O Y

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

I know, right?

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

instead of shooting right away, his response to seeing the old man go for his gun is to pull another gun out

He deserved to be shot, on so many levels.

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

in n out
greasy
Shits fresh as fuck my man get out of the 3rd world more often

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

Has that convolution element that makes a good joke great but it's just not that funny.

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

You guys sure get worked up about mushrooms. Sounds kinda Fruedian.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

Amen brother.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

God damn I'm glad I skipped this movie, this looks so fucking bad

John Ross
John Ross

probably would have lived if it didn't hit the counter

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

That's a strawberry milkshake. He's still a fuckin weirdo.

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

having a white mother makes you a soyboy
Have we truly gone full circle with /pol/ retardation?
If his mother was also mexican, would he then not be a soyboy?
What if his mother was mexican and his father was white?

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

It's John Wick, it's supposed to be stupid

mostly anything in John Wick is stupid and over the top

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

ffffffffffffffuuuuuuck that

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

durr

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

That was literally the best scene in the history of capekino. It was unpredictable and surprising. Unlike certain other capeshit

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

moot was a retarded faggot that thought sound webms would undermine discussions outside the gif boards and gookmoot is too lazy to implement them.

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

my own thoughts / truth ,friend. the only memes i make are flash animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1u-6ZFrtTo

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

Or if they had just left it the fuck alone.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

stop throwing around soyboy so gratuitously or else it's going to lose its meaning you cunt
he's a flour tortilla

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Ruining perfectly good cheese with a burger

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

Why do guns smoke so much?

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

It's true that with sound there would always be 1-2 threads up that would essentially just be posting youtube videos.

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

someone criticizes DC flicks
b-b-b-but MAHVEL
Every fucking time.
Two movies can both be shit at the same time, independent of each other's shittiness, user.
capekino
kino
I see you're just a regular old retard, carry on then.

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

hawkeye running with the rest for some reason when hes just a fuckin dude with a bow

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

they bullets are so hot they cook the air

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

I laughed like a maniac when Vader ran after him

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

We have pretty good vision, cats and dogs don't. Meanwhile the dog chases his tail before eating cat shit and licking faces.

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

r/BetterEveryLoop

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

waits for everyone to be in melee range to knock an arrow

Robert Green
Robert Green

hehehe

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

r/

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

All capeshit is shit these days though user

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

Dust from the drop ceiling. Guns are loud.

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

Referencing Confirmation Bias: The Man
I dunno. You seem awfully eager to dismiss them.
There something insignificant on your mind?

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

thats fucking niggers for you

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

kids'll do that

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

100% would have lived if they had just left it alone. Even my old cat can easily jump to human chest height, so it's no like that cat was trapped.

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

I dunno, the first squid just kinda takes it while the last one seems to try thrashing around a bit

RIP squid, 4evr in are hearts

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

at 0:46 on the right you an see another car coing and it disappear its not at the intersection anymore and the truck appears

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

SAME

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

I doubt many people could name the first 4 kings of England, or the first 4 PMs of England.

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

shatters Bill but not Obama

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

That's all dust. It comes when the black guy shoots the glass cover and it shatters it.

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

I hope you kill yourself one day

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Doesn't know how to separate between kino and flicks
People like you should be banned from kinotorium

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

white washing

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

I dunno. Cats die for no reason all the time. I'd say 98% chance at best for it to have been okay.

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

You have 10 seconds to find the cat in this pic, if you don't you're as dumb as the one in the webm.

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

Where is the mustache?

David Long
David Long

It was Snyder's so no mustache

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

It's called a joke, user. Don't over think it.

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

But that's exactly what you are inviting us to do by bringing Freud into it.

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

I picture has been posted dozens of times, you mongrel. Only newfags can't find the cat.

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

east european
boss tells me I can pick between a 30 min break and an hour break
take 30 mins because can get home faster from shit work

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

yeah, he was doing a bit where was like "fuckin hell, this is the sort of shit going into cocaine.."

but c'mon, big time chef like that. I bet he's sniffed his fair share of the Cocaína

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Brave Tornado

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

Niggers on this board get baited by the same shit posted for 5+ years, it has nothing to do with how new you are.

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

So not all superman shit was actually reshoot, i thought it was all whedon after some point in the movie.

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

that "run"
can actors not like, run nowadays??? what the fuck???

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

inb4 it's shit on purpose
Basically, Ezra Miller ran like a retard on purpose to drive home the idea that Flash is new to his powers.
It's really fucking retarded.

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

Whedon only add jokes and quips. Superman supposedly have a more sinister tone to him after resurrection.

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

t. complained at the waitress for the mild being too hot

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

Black pudding sounds absolutely disgusting when you first hear about it, yet tastes sublime when you give it a chance. You Americlaps don't know what you're missing.

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

Okay.

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

new to running at high speeds
lol i guess he just recovered from arthritis now
goddamn what a shit movie prob won't even pirate it too

David Lewis
David Lewis

Those are baked beans, they're normally covered in a sweetish sauce and its delicious

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

god, anime is so fucking lame.
no wonder only faggots watch it

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

I wish I ate a t-bone every morning for breakfast. a Medium rare steak is fucking delicious

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

stop throwing around soyboy so gratuitously or else it's going to lose its meaning you cunt

Good, then everyone will stop caring about it and just use it as a catch-all insult like cuck.

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

Trying to rob George Lucas

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

a Medium rare steak is fucking delicious
You wouldn't think this if you ate a steak for breakfast every morning.

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

Hah! Think again user! I could never get tired of that delicious bloody and charred meat taste. Tastes like Freedom and Suffering

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

Wow, way to over complicate it. Go back to /tv/

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

and they know that neither will miss and accidentally hit anyone else
they proceed every single shot they take

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

Jesus, these have got to be the worlds dumbest cops. Like seriously, they check one corner and nothing else. Secure the motherfucking room you shits.

If the guy had a gun, he couldve killed at least 3 of those fuckers before they knew what was going on

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

Man Red Faction 1 sure aged badly

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

the avengers
substance
get the fuck out of here faggot

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Eh, it's just because of the glass, I still would.

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

I know right? It's almost as if it's fake

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

Have a (You) you slut.

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

What is this from

Landon Long
Landon Long

this guy can't

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

DChads, come together now

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

Top Gear, reliant robin episode

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

shit predator, cant even smell the mouse

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

Stupid idiots could've just put some catnip or tuna can on the other side and the cat would've figured it out.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

Those feet

My god

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

maced dindu

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Sauerkraut smells like farts with comparable looks but I'll be damned if I'll let anyone stop me from eating it.

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

the EU is observably anti-science though

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

poor mouser

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Wrong. The reason why we don't have sound webms on general boards is because too many people were turning them into shock videos. They'd add random volume jumps and the like. /gif/ and other places allow sound because it would be a bigger los than gain, so the risk is justified there.

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