Does everyone prefer Pauline to Peach now?

Does everyone prefer Pauline to Peach now?

Yes

Yes. But Rosalina is still best girl.

I've never liked Peach.

Why?

yes

i do

I hate those blue earrings.

Would you prefer them in red?

Not Bowser.

What if he went after Pauline next game?

Contrarians always pick the other girls. They did the same thing with Rosalina.

That's actually a lot better already.

>Pauline gets jealous of Peach and kidnaps her
I could see that

Maybe SMA Peach is the kind of Peach you want in general then.

>tall and shapely
>has a promising career earned through dedication to her city
>writes a song and throws a festival for you as gratitude in the SAME DAY you save her city
>favorite color is red; very mature, pleasing to the eye
vs
>womalet
>born into an easy life, every whim catered to by mutants
>the only person who actively seeks to court you is a giant turtle
>SOMETIMES bakes you a cake for going through hell and back for her
>favorite color is pink; cliche, juvenile, gaudy

I know where I'd put my wahoos

Will Mario ever put his bing bing wahoos into Pauline?

>not his bing bing into her wahoo

>implying her wahoo could handle the bing bing

What was Peach hoping to accomplish in the background of this scene?

Why didn't Bowser just fucking put it over her whole body?

How long until Switch emu?

I love tall girls, Rosalina now has competition.

Think I'm still a Rosalina man but she's getting a run for her money.

she's not tall, mario's just inhumanly short. unless you mean tall for a girl?

nah, mario's officially 5'5 or something, she's enormous. And even discounting that, I'm pretty sure she's bigger than the men in NDC.

She's DK's bitch.

Unironically yes.

Not only was she more prominent in this game, but she just seemed more fun.

Peach will forever be stuck as a damsel in distress, which I must admit, when they do try even some small alteration of the story, doesn't give her much to do.

no way im falling for this new york jew

Look at these lips, Pauline can’t even compete

Only one of the girls (well, technically there's a Rosalina cameo) is there to cheer you on as you attempt the Darker Side challenge. That same girl will spend the rest of the game wearing your hat for beating Long Journey's End. Peach is nowhere to be fucking seen.

>Rosalina cameo

Where?

Does she wear it if you go to New Donk after beating Darker Side?

If not your name at the entrance of the city and the festival honouring your adventure with her is still a lot of appreciation

On one of the walls of the New Donk City Hall building at the end of Darker Side

I don't think so. She just stands at the entrance to city hall all moist because you gave her that purse.

She could have a bigger role in SMO, honestly. Her appearance is nice and all, but seems too small for what they were promoting on those trailers.

The one in your picture is from the regular Dark Side though.

Peach is a dumb stinky cunt. She treats mario like shit but he keeps saving her when a lesser man would cut a deal with bowser to live like a duke while her dumb ass gets mrhands'd. If there was justice in the world all the bowser cuck porn artists would change to peach ryona.

>tfw she wears Mario's hat after beating the Darker Side