You get a choice between these three masks. Which one do you pick?

You get a choice between these three masks. Which one do you pick?

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>genuinely considering anything other than zora

Goron. Those motherfuckers are rad.

Fucking this, picking anything else would be stupid.

Zoras are fucking awesome my dude. The only thing Gorons have going for them is the whole immunity to fire thing but I'd rather breath underwater.

Probably Zora but the ocean is pretty fucking scary.

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Holy shit everyone in this thread has shit taste except for

Deku for the succ

Zora Because I turn into a girl

Zora, fucking Zora bitches and swimming all day erry day.
Runner-up would be deku cause he can fly.

Zora. Deku would be worthless without the flowers and Goron would only work in the country side which is far from where I live.

zora cause then id be tall and girls would finally talk to me

>Ugly manlet that gets fucked over by dogs
>Ugly fatzo that can't get near water
>Handsome tall fish guy that can breath underwarter and swim like a badass.

Gorons are strong. Goron will make the next time you move a breeze. And the goron roll gets you from A to B in a jiffy. What will you do with your faggy fish powers, huh?

I think being a Zora would be awful tbqh

They must smell like shit being fish people and you have to live in the ocean which is full of fish poop and eldrich horrors

>not wanting to be a Goron ISHYGDDT

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>tfw no mask for the Master Race

goron so I can crush qt waifus under my incredible weight while I mating press them since size_difference is my fetish

>Pick Deku mask
>Throw it in my enemy's face
>Held captive his manlet body and force him to suck my dick

Gordon so I can smash you zorafags into oblivion

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>be a little plant kid and spit bubbles I guess
>be a fat rock and roll around at the speed of sound
>be aquaman with rad guitar skills
You can call it a choice, but that doesn't make it one.

If you don't pick Goron, you probably browse /r9k/

I browse /r9k/ frequently and picked Goron.

>being useful exclusively on water
lol no

Goron has more useful locomotion and cold immunity.

Fucking A. Get the chateau milk and tear the Termina countryside a new one.

>choose Zora Mask
>get fished up by east asian fishers
>get captured by the Chinese government
>get frozen and dissected for my fishman secrets

Zora I guess
I'd really want the Stone Mask or Mask of Truth

Giants mask to crash the game destroying the world

>pick Zora
>can do gainers all day
>shoot boomerang hands
>can clip past small gaps

Fuck swimming, these three things alone would make Zora worth it.

imagine having a big goron dick

>Deku mask
I just want to plant myself into the ground and be a fukin tree.

>Zora all the way.
>You turn into a fit ayylmao fish.
>Swim and dive fast as fuck.
>Can protect yourself with an electric field.
>Your arms can be used as blades and >boomerangs.
>Can bang dolphins with your fish dick.

Gorons are cool but you wouldn't properly benefit from their skills in modern society.

>can clip past small gaps

Goron for enhanced mating press abilities.

obviously goron can you imagine literally tearing up every highway in north america

How would being a fish help in society? At the very least being a goron lets you do heavy work easily with their massive strength

Definitely Goron, not enough water to take advantage of Zora where I am. Also fuck the deep sea, that part with the eels made my skin crawl.

Zora Link is easily one of my favorite things about MM so Zora it is.

Impressively enough, all of them have really fun mechanics that feel satisfying to use in their own right. Spinning around as the Deku scrub feels good, the flower hoover mechanic is probably the least satisfying of the 3 but still nice. Rolling around as a Goron in Termina is amazing and the Zora mask is responsible for making underwater levels actually fun.

Design wise the deku scrub is my favorite. But swimming as the Zora is my favorite gameplay wise.

Being a sexyfishman will have women flock to you. Since Zoro Link is basically a sea elf.

>At the very least being a goron lets you do heavy work easily with their massive strength
None of the maks let you help society, there is literallly nothing a goron can do what we can't do with technology.
Even if your going with the labor work angle, Zoras can be usefull for deep sea exploration.

>create two new and extremely fun systems of movement in MM
>Goron rolling
>Zora swim
>never bring these innovative features back in any new games where they might be fun or useful

I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK

>drink some milk
>spikeball into the sunset

>not wanting to be a hunky sexy fishman

Goron

>Strong as fuck
>Very resistant to damage
>Immune to lava
>Can feed off rocks if needed
>Rolling allows you to travel fast to wherever you need to go
>Ground pounding allows you to crush your enemies

Zora. The deku mask will give me a micro penis and the goron one will give me a chode. I want a long thick zora shlong to slap hylians in the face with.

Fuck water. KING KONG every day.
Could literally roll over you fags.

AYO THIS BEAT IS BANANAS

You can take the mask off you mongs.

>Still has an electric shield
>Still has wicked double boomerang
>Sick backflip for style

Whereas gorons instantly die in water and dekus can just skip over it.

>Wearing masks like that Gerald Butler faggot

What part of Zelda =\= Furfaggotry do you not understand?

And Gorons are inmune to magma, making them great to explore deep within volcanos and rescue people from natural disasters.

Face it, Gorons are the better choice.

Get me the girl.

goron is the only useful one unless your a fucking dolphin

Goron mask, to this date, is still my favorite method of 'quick travel' in a videogame. You spend so much time wandering around on foot or using the horse and then all of a sudden you're a spiky wheel of death doing sick jumps off ramps.

Bunny Hood

chan zora
>get all the bitches
>play guitar
>get to those hard to reach places using backflips n' sheeit

This. I want to be a fish lady.

Is magic included in the offer?

Goron for their rolling ability. Being your own car would be sweet.

Mikau was not a girl.

Depends, can i fish nut inside zora girls if i wear the mask?

I want to FUCK all of these fish

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>spits nuts at your nuts
Now what?

ZORA Becasue it was the best fucking mask out of the main 3!

Great athleticism,FUCKING FIN BOOMERANGS,and swiming thru the water like a fucking dolphin at high speeds!

It made me wish there were more water areas to fuck around in during majoras mask 2!

I wish you could turn into a goron in botw

That's not how fish spawn

The game would be GOAT if the set bonus for Goron and Zora armor at max Fairy magic was Goron rolling and Zora swimming.

Swimming in particular in BOTW sucks fucking ass

Then why does she have breasts? why did she? In the past i mean? Surely family friendly nintendo must have thought “we are pushing it a bit here, she is already nude...”

You don't like being able to swim unnoticably faster with the zora armour?

thread's over

nintendo could have never predicted the current regression to puritanism that we are experiencing. She doesn't even have nipples, there's nothing sexual about it, she's just a woman, women have breasts, there's nothing wrong with or inherently sexual with that

Shot in the dark, Zoras are actually dolphins?

>use boomerangs
>they hit the walls and bounce back

They felt the need to cover her breasts in the Remake for DS though user.