S-soyboy, s-soyboy!

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

head writer for popular Star Wars game
smart, successful man with progressive egalitarian values
critics universally commend SWBF for innovative story and strong female characters

s-soyboy, s-soyboy!

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

You know what you're doing

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

Still can' t tell if man or woman. What a waste of life.

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

for what purpose my man?

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

He's former IGN and even IGN staff were talking about how bad the story is on their various podcasts, even the huge starwars fanboys they have there who are friends with him personally.

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

Post a picture of his horrific teeth

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

Wait, that's a dude?

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

that hairline tells

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

pretty sure T-score and total testosterone is not the same thing

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

How did EA even want a “journalist” to write a star wars story for them? Even when he’s never written a legit story before? Just how?

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

Imagine being a straight man and looking like an ugly lesbian

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

literally having less testosterone than a 100 year old man
imagine having a life this fucked

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

that chart is incorrect, but all of still have low test

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

This is the same guy that gave a fighting game a bad rating then went on to say in said review that he doesn't like fighting games.

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

That's a man? lmao

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

Defending anything EA.

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

what would be some better test ranged to look at?

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

male

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

critics universally commend SWBF for innovative story and strong female characters
no they didnt

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

He's not the soyboy, OP. You are

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

It looks like a woman to me....

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

tfw i would look like on of these soyboys if i wasn't obese.

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Whatever it is, it looks like a lesbian dyke

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

He might as well transition, look how low test "he" is

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

idk, look at his hair

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

300 is the lowest of the normal range. It can go above 1000. If you just sit on your ass there's probably nothing wrong if you got 200. Women have double digits.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

Well that explains that

getting easier and easier these days to just look at an image of someone and know whether or not to avoid everything they make.

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

Yo like real talk i aint going to buy the shit or give it any sort of attention in any way. So i was wondering was the story of the game actually genuinely super bad. Or was it more like it was just super cliched, underwhelming, and boring.

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

its 4 hours long, you play as a stronk woman that even vader was afraid of apparently, you defect to the rebels even though you're a really loyal imperial, and probably some more shit

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

man

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

innovative story
Started out interesting with an Imperial agent, seemed for a bit like it would be the point of view from an Imp loyalist. If that was the case then I could agree with that... but nah.
Went to shit almost instantly when she defected and became a Rebel space ace with only a single person questioning it (who becomes the joke character of the story).
Oh gee, the Imperial squadmate - that wants your rank, acts like an asshole, and who's also a space nazi - will betray you.

Sure is great writing there, asshole.

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

Guess his favorite BNHA character

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

I haven't played it
Fix'd that for you.

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

He took the bog pill

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

is that a tranny or a lesbian

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Of course I haven't played it, are you fucking mad? Why would I want to play this piece of shit game?

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