Australian sports general
Lets introduce our new Sup Forums friends to cricket, AFL and Rugby
Australian sports general
Lets introduce our new Sup Forums friends to cricket, AFL and Rugby
cricket anime never
qt trap waifu Smith never
why even live
where the fuck is the /afl/ thread, Geelong are/were getting thumped
probably the only time all season norf aren't shit
thread is deleted
Thread likely died from getting spammed off the board.
Geelong are/were getting thumped
North are getting lol norfed at the moment.
A match made in heaven
please watch our sport
please watch our sports big strong weebs
I know, I really want norf to norf this match so badly
I'd watch the fuck out of an AFL sports anime. The question is though, how to put in moe waifus?
Also which AFL team is the most Kawaii?
Why do Australians need to cheat to win?
boring and shit
why do you still play when you get wrecked by us every year?
I don't think it's deleted, just temporarily removed
Just make all the players lolis. It worked for tanks so why not afl
What is the underarm throw of anime?
post you're waifu lads
I noticed a few of the threads on Sup Forums were ported over to this "funny" April fools prank, maybe /afl/ is still coming
no genderswapped tsundere Boult-fu
Probably something like this
So would that make it an anime about OZkick or about Interschool Sports?
I'd be down for any anime set in Australia actually. It'd be interesting
it's not cheating if it's not against the rules
You guys should watch All Out!!, it's pretty good.
I'm pretty sure Free has some Australia episodes, I'm not enough of a fag to watch that though
I dropped it a few episodes in
Ah, I was talking about /spa/thread/37301#p37301.
the state of the state of Queensland afl
/afl/fags, could you explain ball-ups and the siren? How come apparently there is no official game clock, only a ref watch? What happens if games are tied?
there will NEVER be a an over the top cricket power battle manga
feels bad lads
Can't be bothered answering the rest, but if the game is tied in the regular season the teams split the points. If the game is tied in a playoff it goes to extra time.
there will NEVER be a Baby Steps tier autistic cricket manga
Were the rules regarding bounces/rolling along the ground changed after this?
I always thought 2+ bounces made it a no ball, but when people reference this incident they say you just can't bowl underarm any more.
This is Kanan, officially elected Love Live Poster Girl for Australia.
Does she look like /Oz/ to you?
Gay for an American
Childhood friend of a dumb, orange-hair.
Big Sister type who takes care of the others
Because AFL is as weird as it is fun. I don't really understand the complex rules, I just know it's more exciting then one other game people call "football" and less like an actual melee war then the other sort.
shitty spinoff girl
Who would be Australia's Poster Girl from Gen 1?
tfw my stream is showing toilet cleaner commercials instead of the half time commentary
when a player is tackled, they must 'dispose' of the ball (kick or handball, not throw). if they fail to do this it is a free kick to the opposition.
to get a ball-up, there must be no prior opportunity to dispose of the ball. e.g. you are tackled as soon as you receive the ball and the ball gets locked in.
Officially on whose authority?
As elected by the Fans.
They held a poll to decide which Raibu would be the Mascot of 9 countries. Here are the results.
Chika Takami … Taiwan
Riko Sakurauchi … Germany
Kanan Matsuura … Australia
Dia Kurosawa … Singapore
You Watanabe … China
Yoshiko Tsushima … UK
Hanamaru Kunikida … Thailand
Mari Ohara … USA
Anyone know what Jason Fucking Taylor is doing now?
Did we swap Scotts or something?
Both of them are shit.
we're going to choke again, aren't we?
You put your left foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about
You do the Okie Chokie and you turn around, that's what it's all about.
Who /a/fl here?
It's still on page 1, was wondering why it was so dead
what does the N stand for?
National Rugby League
national rugby league rugby league?
no, the R stands for rugby league
HEAVE HO UNNA
i love australians so much, love the stars on the flag, love the country, love everything about them, theres literally nothing more erotic than a proud aussie
i only hope when i die in a few months i am reborn as an ausgod
Everyone should be bettering their life savings on Geel right about now
kangaroo is my spirit animal
100 point meme is in effect
/sp/ and Sup Forums are tsun tsun for each other
My dog eats your spirit animal for dinner
What the fuck is this shit?
Where's the based /afl/ thread? I don't want to share with these /cric/ and rugby fags.
Cric and Rugby are dead in this thread. Just like in the Australian sport landscape.
Cricket and Rugby are the only sports that matter in this world. Why are you so surprised?
Don't forget the weebs
I want to impregnate this boy.
Already made one with a relevant OP image
Might as well get your predictions in.
Are North going to get run down?
Cats = exposed
Is there a less sympathetic team in the game?
Yes but they've proved their point. Geelong will make the 8 just to make up numbers.
kek shit country gets worst girl
get fucked korea
Ruby is a best though
Score 50 points in the third quarter
1 point in the forth
So how strong is the breeze at the ground?
It's a strong North-Memerly
triggerfag get out
Fuck this sport desu
lads anyone got a cheeky afl stream for me?
Premiership never ever.
Holy shit I want to die
fuck you brad scott you sooky cunt
tfw I will never understand aussie sports
understanding cute anime girls is more important
Requesting the Brad + Chris Scott healthier version of yourself picture.
So Norf have pulled an textbook case of norfing it
its games like this that make me hate being a norf supporter.
it's 2016 season all over again
I liked the AFL, was watching the final match where St Kilda won the championship back in 2012 I think.
This gimmick is getting old
What the fuck is this weeaboo shit doing here?
Sorta like having tripfags.
Orbital Speccy and Handball Meteor
I'd watch that
This gimmick is dead
Winning anything since 1966
We've always been here.
That's not fair, they've won a dozen or so spoons in that time
based fake rc
I like AFL an anime!
For all our new Sup Forums friends, let me tell you.
Reality Check is retarded as fuck and Anne Erin got a STD from fucking a whore a few days ago.
Cats won today.
Post cat tats.
(You) were 2 - 0 at this point in 2016
St. Kilda have won fuck all since 1966. Sydney won in 2012.
Norf being themselves
Fake RC bullies 5th generation fake RC
weebs bully both the trip faggots
This is bonkers....and I like it.
the Sup Forums friends were already here m8
i know, but we didnt END the season well, the first half was great.
Might kill myself if these weebs don't fuck off
The first half last year was Norf beating bottom 10 shitters other than the Bulldogs
only because we had the worlds easiest draw for ~9 weeks
I do like anime.
But I haven't been a regular on Sup Forums since moot banned my trip. Really bummed me out.
I've been fucking whores since I was 19 and have never had an std. Sex workers have one of the lowest incidences of stds of the sexually active population because theyre very strict about barrier protection and theyre required to get tested every other month
kys oxygen thief
We haven't missed you mate, the less trips the better
Where even are the paid whores in canberra and why would they be there?
if we lose to gaj coast and dockers next 2 games, you have full reign to shit on norf for the rest of the season because it'd be deserved.
I'd go as far to argue that result was pure bullshit since it was a free kick """""in the back"""" but norf gonna fuckin' norf.
Your board is shit anyway. /r/anime is much better.
Imagine actually being a lol norf supporter.
Why haven't you killed yourselves yet?
1. I live in melbourne
2. I was in canberra in 2015 for a conference and i fucked a private escort named Amber (http://www.ambrosiarose.com), but there's a full listing of fs parlours in the act available on punterplanet. What, do you think MPs fuck their ugly wives?
How much does it cost on average?
That's a man baby!
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
Thought you said you lived in canberra
Anyway does anyone know much about the Adelaide scene? I'm a perma hv and will die one if not for this option, but I'm too scared to investigate this myself
All those sports are fucking horrible.
the knowledge that I'm not a tripfag keeps me going
But cricket and rugby are British sports... and only the Victorians play AFL...
200ish. Usually 210-30 for a good suburban place, sub 200 for a shit suburban place, nearly 300 for a cbd joint who hustle drunk bucks night idiots. Privates are much dearer
That's a woman. She asked if I had autism, no joke. Second worst punt I ever had and also the most money I ever dropped on a session. Literally the only paid sex I regret to date
The question is though, how to put in moe waifus?
Ahh, surely that shouldn't be a problem now with the new female league.
She asked if I had autism, no joke.
feeling strong and muscular lads
why are there so many fucking australians on Sup Forums?
She asked if I had autism
understandable. kys oxygen thief
it's too hot to go outside
even the window reflection looks like a JUST edit.
Not sure hey I think we just have fuck all else to do. Moot said that almost 90% of temp bans were from Australians and something like 10% of the population uses the chans at any given time.
They live and breathe to shitpost.
Australia is such a weird place. Everything's out to murder you. I am not sure if they claim that they are full just because new entrants are just fresh meats for the slaughter.
are all Australians ironic weebs?
yes, anime is banned here.
This meme is dumb. We have no big predators and snake/spider bites are very rarely fatal
you guys have fucking bears and black people everywhere
Least our PM isn't out to get us...yet. Australia is safer than cuckland.
This meme is dumb
you cant even enter the ocean without being stung by 5 types of poisonous jellyfish or eaten by a shark
its a channel 7 shills the AFLW even though the fucking season is over episode
stay victorian channel 7.
black people everywhere
implying our useless boongs aren't more of a menace than Canada's few blacks.
Don't forget everything's fucking upside down.
the ocean is for normies
We won't be full for long with dumb cunts jumping into croc infested waters and getting mauled because their mates dare them (yes that happened recently.) Aside from the sharks, snakes and the crocs the smaller something is the more deadly it is. Blue ring octopus, box jellyfish etc.
black people everywhere
You haven't been to Melbourne recently have you. YOU are dumb.
boongs are too busy killing themselves with alcohol and petrol to kill whiteys
I like to think of cuckbourne as a foreign cxount
I honestly believe I wouldn't have had sex with a real live unpaid girl if it wasn't for the confidence and experience I got from punting. Part of flirting is being able to comfortably talk about sex, and if you're a kv or even a hv you simply aren't going to be able to do that.
Make an account on punterplanet and have a look around this forum http://forums.punterplanet.com/forum/15-south-australia/ for advice on SA. I recommend going to a brothel, mentioning in the intro that you're a virgin, and going for whoever seems friendliest. Don't worry about looks, look for who you make the connection with. The more you get along with them, the more comfortable you'll be in session. There's also a massive thread on "new to punting" on punter planet as it happens (http://forums.punterplanet.com/topic/2308-new-to-punting-general-question-info-thread/), with plenty of virgins asking for advice and a general walkthrough on how it works. They recommend privates for first timers but unless you have serious money to burn I highly recommend a 1 hour session at a brothel.
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact me at [email protected] I've been in your situation before
Who the fuck goes to Melbourne? SJWs that who.
But huntsman stalks your loo
In before the dropbear meme.
Best thing that could happen to Vic is for it to get swallowed by the fucking ocean.
Huntsman spiders are ""literally"" harmless
someone pls bump my ass thread
I don't watch aussie sports.
having to live under this shit Daniel Andrews government
Life is suffering, lads
tfw narrowly avoided getting bitten by a redback yesterday
I need to stop going outside
It's the funnel web you should be afraid of. "They're more afraid of you" sounds true for most spiders. Not the funnel web - that vicious cunt will chase you and want a fight. It is the most hardcore of all spiders.
Just Kilda yourself
You haven't been to Melbourne recently have you.
If you ever willingly go to Melbourne you deserve it.
How many weeks are we giving Ross Lyon in the job? Low energy! Sad!
At uni on friday
Go for lunch
See funnel web
Foreign friend has no idea what funnel webs are
"If that thing bites you, you'll be dead in 20 minutes"
She starts panicking
Don't know what a funnel web was doing outside the bush though.
Thanks for the horror story.
Just popped in to laugh at the Suns and Hawks.
Also anyone here go to RMIT in Melbourne?
Fremantle should fold
contracted until 2020
Gonna Kilda myself
think of all the money you'll save because you don't need a third digit on your scoreboard