Australian sports general

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

Australian sports general

Lets introduce our new Sup Forums friends to cricket, AFL and Rugby

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.madman.com.au/news/love-live-sunshine-worldwide-poster-girl-election-results-revealed/
http://leagueunlimited.com/
http://www.ambrosiarose.com),
http://forums.punterplanet.com/forum/15-south-australia/
http://forums.punterplanet.com/topic/2308-new-to-punting-general-question-info-thread/),
Liam Myers
Liam Myers

cricket anime never
qt trap waifu Smith never

why even live

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

where the fuck is the /afl/ thread, Geelong are/were getting thumped

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

probably the only time all season norf aren't shit
thread is deleted

t-thanks gookmoot

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

Thread likely died from getting spammed off the board.

Geelong are/were getting thumped
North are getting lol norfed at the moment.

Justin Gutierrez
Justin Gutierrez

A match made in heaven

Oliver King
Oliver King

please watch our sport

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

please watch our sports big strong weebs

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

I know, I really want norf to norf this match so badly

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

I'd watch the fuck out of an AFL sports anime. The question is though, how to put in moe waifus?
Also which AFL team is the most Kawaii?

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Why do Australians need to cheat to win?

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

cricket
boring and shit
afl
shit
rugby
why do you still play when you get wrecked by us every year?

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

I don't think it's deleted, just temporarily removed

Just make all the players lolis. It worked for tanks so why not afl

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

What is the underarm throw of anime?

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

post you're waifu lads

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

I noticed a few of the threads on Sup Forums were ported over to this "funny" April fools prank, maybe /afl/ is still coming

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

no genderswapped tsundere Boult-fu

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

Probably something like this

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

So would that make it an anime about OZkick or about Interschool Sports?
I'd be down for any anime set in Australia actually. It'd be interesting

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

Sup Bros.

Jack Young
Jack Young

it's not cheating if it's not against the rules

William Morales
William Morales

You guys should watch All Out!!, it's pretty good.

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

I'm pretty sure Free has some Australia episodes, I'm not enough of a fag to watch that though

I dropped it a few episodes in

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

Ah, I was talking about /spa/thread/37301#p37301.

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

the state of the state of Queensland afl

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

/afl/fags, could you explain ball-ups and the siren? How come apparently there is no official game clock, only a ref watch? What happens if games are tied?

Daniel Diaz
Daniel Diaz

there will NEVER be a an over the top cricket power battle manga

feels bad lads

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Can't be bothered answering the rest, but if the game is tied in the regular season the teams split the points. If the game is tied in a playoff it goes to extra time.

there will NEVER be a Baby Steps tier autistic cricket manga

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

Were the rules regarding bounces/rolling along the ground changed after this?

I always thought 2+ bounces made it a no ball, but when people reference this incident they say you just can't bowl underarm any more.

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

This is Kanan, officially elected Love Live Poster Girl for Australia.

Does she look like /Oz/ to you?
Likes diving
Gay for an American
NICE BODY
Childhood friend of a dumb, orange-hair.
Big Sister type who takes care of the others
Ultra /fit/

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

Because AFL is as weird as it is fun. I don't really understand the complex rules, I just know it's more exciting then one other game people call "football" and less like an actual melee war then the other sort.

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

shitty spinoff girl
Poster Girl

"no"

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

Who would be Australia's Poster Girl from Gen 1?

Rin?

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

tfw my stream is showing toilet cleaner commercials instead of the half time commentary

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

when a player is tackled, they must 'dispose' of the ball (kick or handball, not throw). if they fail to do this it is a free kick to the opposition.

to get a ball-up, there must be no prior opportunity to dispose of the ball. e.g. you are tackled as soon as you receive the ball and the ball gets locked in.

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

*farts*

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Officially on whose authority?

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

As elected by the Fans.

They held a poll to decide which Raibu would be the Mascot of 9 countries. Here are the results.

Chika Takami … Taiwan

Riko Sakurauchi … Germany

Kanan Matsuura … Australia

Dia Kurosawa … Singapore

You Watanabe … China

Yoshiko Tsushima … UK

Hanamaru Kunikida … Thailand

Mari Ohara … USA

Ruby Kurosawa … Korea
https://www.madman.com.au/news/love-live-sunshine-worldwide-poster-girl-election-results-revealed/

William Parker
William Parker

Anyone know what Jason Fucking Taylor is doing now?

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

Did we swap Scotts or something?

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Both of them are shit.

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

we're going to choke again, aren't we?

Hudson King
Hudson King

http://leagueunlimited.com/

You put your left foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about
You do the Okie Chokie and you turn around, that's what it's all about.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Who /a/fl here?

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

It's still on page 1, was wondering why it was so dead

/sp/thread/74980474#p74980474

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

I'm NRL.

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

what does the N stand for?

Daniel King
Daniel King

National Rugby League

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

National?

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

national rugby league rugby league?

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

no, the R stands for rugby league

William Adams
William Adams

HEAVE HO UNNA

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

i love australians so much, love the stars on the flag, love the country, love everything about them, theres literally nothing more erotic than a proud aussie
i only hope when i die in a few months i am reborn as an ausgod

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

Everyone should be bettering their life savings on Geel right about now

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

kangaroo is my spirit animal

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

100 point meme is in effect

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

/sp/ and Sup Forums are tsun tsun for each other

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

My dog eats your spirit animal for dinner

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

What the fuck is this shit?

Where's the based /afl/ thread? I don't want to share with these /cric/ and rugby fags.
REEEEEEEEE

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

Cric and Rugby are dead in this thread. Just like in the Australian sport landscape.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

Cricket and Rugby are the only sports that matter in this world. Why are you so surprised?

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Don't forget the weebs

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

I want to impregnate this boy.

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

Already made one with a relevant OP image
/spa/thread/47509#p47509

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

Might as well get your predictions in.

Are North going to get run down?

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

Cats = exposed

Is there a less sympathetic team in the game?

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

Yes

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

Yes but they've proved their point. Geelong will make the 8 just to make up numbers.

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

kek shit country gets worst girl
get fucked korea

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Ruby is a best though

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

hawks
syd
richmond
poort

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

North pls

David Parker
David Parker

Score 50 points in the third quarter
1 point in the forth
So how strong is the breeze at the ground?

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

It's a strong North-Memerly

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

Docklands
Breeze

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

joke

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

triggerfag get out

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

Fuck this sport desu

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

lads anyone got a cheeky afl stream for me?

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

Lolnorf.

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

Premiership never ever.

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

Holy shit I want to die

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

ahahahahahah
fuck you brad scott you sooky cunt

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

North

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

negative

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

tfw I will never understand aussie sports

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

JUST

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

understanding cute anime girls is more important

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

Requesting the Brad + Chris Scott healthier version of yourself picture.

William Fisher
William Fisher

So Norf have pulled an textbook case of norfing it

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

its games like this that make me hate being a norf supporter.

it's 2016 season all over again

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

I liked the AFL, was watching the final match where St Kilda won the championship back in 2012 I think.

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

This gimmick is getting old

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

What the fuck is this weeaboo shit doing here?

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

Sorta like having tripfags.

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

afl anime
Orbital Speccy and Handball Meteor
I'd watch that

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

This gimmick is dead

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

St. Kilda
Winning anything since 1966

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

We've always been here.

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Filtered.

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

That's not fair, they've won a dozen or so spoons in that time

Leo James
Leo James

Kill yourselves

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

based fake rc

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

I like AFL an anime!

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

For all our new Sup Forums friends, let me tell you.

Reality Check is retarded as fuck and Anne Erin got a STD from fucking a whore a few days ago.

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

kill yourself

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Cats won today.
Post cat tats.

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

(You) were 2 - 0 at this point in 2016

St. Kilda have won fuck all since 1966. Sydney won in 2012.

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Norf being themselves
Fake RC bullies 5th generation fake RC
weebs bully both the trip faggots
This is bonkers....and I like it.

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

the Sup Forums friends were already here m8

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

kill yourself

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

i know, but we didnt END the season well, the first half was great.

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

Might kill myself if these weebs don't fuck off

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

The first half last year was Norf beating bottom 10 shitters other than the Bulldogs

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

only because we had the worlds easiest draw for ~9 weeks

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

PAPRIKA!

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

I do like anime.

But I haven't been a regular on Sup Forums since moot banned my trip. Really bummed me out.

Owen Long
Owen Long

I've been fucking whores since I was 19 and have never had an std. Sex workers have one of the lowest incidences of stds of the sexually active population because theyre very strict about barrier protection and theyre required to get tested every other month

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

@52698
kys oxygen thief

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

We haven't missed you mate, the less trips the better

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

Where even are the paid whores in canberra and why would they be there?

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

if we lose to gaj coast and dockers next 2 games, you have full reign to shit on norf for the rest of the season because it'd be deserved.

I'd go as far to argue that result was pure bullshit since it was a free kick """""in the back"""" but norf gonna fuckin' norf.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

parliament house

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

Your board is shit anyway. /r/anime is much better.

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

Imagine actually being a lol norf supporter.

Why haven't you killed yourselves yet?

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

1. I live in melbourne
2. I was in canberra in 2015 for a conference and i fucked a private escort named Amber (http://www.ambrosiarose.com), but there's a full listing of fs parlours in the act available on punterplanet. What, do you think MPs fuck their ugly wives?

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

How much does it cost on average?

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

Amber

That's a man baby!

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

Thought you said you lived in canberra

Anyway does anyone know much about the Adelaide scene? I'm a perma hv and will die one if not for this option, but I'm too scared to investigate this myself

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

All those sports are fucking horrible.

James Peterson
James Peterson

the knowledge that I'm not a tripfag keeps me going

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

But cricket and rugby are British sports... and only the Victorians play AFL...

John Price
John Price

200ish. Usually 210-30 for a good suburban place, sub 200 for a shit suburban place, nearly 300 for a cbd joint who hustle drunk bucks night idiots. Privates are much dearer
That's a woman. She asked if I had autism, no joke. Second worst punt I ever had and also the most money I ever dropped on a session. Literally the only paid sex I regret to date

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

The question is though, how to put in moe waifus?

Ahh, surely that shouldn't be a problem now with the new female league.

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

She asked if I had autism, no joke.

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

feeling strong and muscular lads

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

why are there so many fucking australians on Sup Forums?

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

She asked if I had autism
understandable. kys oxygen thief

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

it's too hot to go outside

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

even the window reflection looks like a JUST edit.

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

Not sure hey I think we just have fuck all else to do. Moot said that almost 90% of temp bans were from Australians and something like 10% of the population uses the chans at any given time.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

They live and breathe to shitpost.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

Australia is such a weird place. Everything's out to murder you. I am not sure if they claim that they are full just because new entrants are just fresh meats for the slaughter.

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

are all Australians ironic weebs?

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

yes, anime is banned here.

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

This meme is dumb. We have no big predators and snake/spider bites are very rarely fatal

you guys have fucking bears and black people everywhere

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

Least our PM isn't out to get us...yet. Australia is safer than cuckland.

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

This meme is dumb
you cant even enter the ocean without being stung by 5 types of poisonous jellyfish or eaten by a shark

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

its a channel 7 shills the AFLW even though the fucking season is over episode

stay victorian channel 7.

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

black people everywhere
implying our useless boongs aren't more of a menace than Canada's few blacks.

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Don't forget everything's fucking upside down.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

the ocean is for normies

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

We won't be full for long with dumb cunts jumping into croc infested waters and getting mauled because their mates dare them (yes that happened recently.) Aside from the sharks, snakes and the crocs the smaller something is the more deadly it is. Blue ring octopus, box jellyfish etc.

black people everywhere
You haven't been to Melbourne recently have you. YOU are dumb.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

boongs are too busy killing themselves with alcohol and petrol to kill whiteys

I like to think of cuckbourne as a foreign cxount

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

I honestly believe I wouldn't have had sex with a real live unpaid girl if it wasn't for the confidence and experience I got from punting. Part of flirting is being able to comfortably talk about sex, and if you're a kv or even a hv you simply aren't going to be able to do that.

Make an account on punterplanet and have a look around this forum http://forums.punterplanet.com/forum/15-south-australia/ for advice on SA. I recommend going to a brothel, mentioning in the intro that you're a virgin, and going for whoever seems friendliest. Don't worry about looks, look for who you make the connection with. The more you get along with them, the more comfortable you'll be in session. There's also a massive thread on "new to punting" on punter planet as it happens (http://forums.punterplanet.com/topic/2308-new-to-punting-general-question-info-thread/), with plenty of virgins asking for advice and a general walkthrough on how it works. They recommend privates for first timers but unless you have serious money to burn I highly recommend a 1 hour session at a brothel.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact me at [email protected] I've been in your situation before

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

Who the fuck goes to Melbourne? SJWs that who.

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

But huntsman stalks your loo
In before the dropbear meme.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

Best thing that could happen to Vic is for it to get swallowed by the fucking ocean.

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

Huntsman spiders are ""literally"" harmless

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

huntsman
bad

fucking leafs

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

someone pls bump my ass thread

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

Ok.

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

I don't watch aussie sports.

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

having to live under this shit Daniel Andrews government

Life is suffering, lads

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

underrated

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

tfw narrowly avoided getting bitten by a redback yesterday

I need to stop going outside

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

It's the funnel web you should be afraid of. "They're more afraid of you" sounds true for most spiders. Not the funnel web - that vicious cunt will chase you and want a fight. It is the most hardcore of all spiders.

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

Poort
Just Kilda yourself

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

You haven't been to Melbourne recently have you.

If you ever willingly go to Melbourne you deserve it.

James Edwards
James Edwards

How many weeks are we giving Ross Lyon in the job? Low energy! Sad!

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

Be me
At uni on friday
Go for lunch
See funnel web
Oh shit.exe
Foreign friend has no idea what funnel webs are
"If that thing bites you, you'll be dead in 20 minutes"
She starts panicking
Don't know what a funnel web was doing outside the bush though.

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

Thanks for the horror story.

William Price
William Price

Just popped in to laugh at the Suns and Hawks.

Also anyone here go to RMIT in Melbourne?

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Fremantle should fold

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

contracted until 2020
Gonna Kilda myself

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

think of all the money you'll save because you don't need a third digit on your scoreboard

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