DUDE, i DON'T UNDERSTAND QUANTUM MECHANICS AND WILL POST MY IGNORANCE ON REDDIT LMAO

>DUDE, i DON'T UNDERSTAND QUANTUM MECHANICS AND WILL POST MY IGNORANCE ON REDDIT LMAO
>DUDE THE GAME WILL SAY SLOPES, KIKES, AND GOOKS, BUT NOT NIGGER LMAO
>DUDE ELIZABETH IS YOUR DAUGHTER LMAO
>DUDE MEME-ASS FOUNTAIN WHERE YOU KILL COMSTOCK AND BLEED FROM YOUR NOSE TO SHOW YOU ARE COMSTOCK LMAO
>DUDE SONGBIRD HAS MINIMAL PLOT RELEVANCE BUT WE'LL ADVERTISE THE HELL OUT OF HIM ANYWAY LMAO
>DUDE NEGROES AND COON HATING SUBLOT, MIXED WITH PROLETARIATS AND VOX POPULI TO INSTALL CLASS DIVISION LMAO

Why do people love this game?

Sorry pal, if you remember elements of the game it's a good game in your eyes. A terrible game is something forgettable like Spore.

i remember the holocaust.

does that mean its good?

>if you remember elements of the game it's a good game in your eyes

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Yeah it's a bad game we get it.

>I remember the Holocaust

How many times were you gassed?

Whens the next video you Irish cunt

the what?

>shitty linear and unmoddable singleplayer game from 2013 still gets threads.
Holy shit will you let it go? There's nothing left to talk about that hasn't already been discussed

Congratulations. I honestly think this is the stupidest post I have read in the twelve years I've browsed Sup Forums.

This.

Wow, you're an absolute retard

But Spore is fun

>Killed Irrational Games
>Killed Bioshock
>Retconned a bunch of stuff just to shoehorn Elizabeth even more
>Still widely regarded as a masterpiece by the mainstream
Nope, still mad.

BI is like a pleb magnet

>game pretends to be about racism
>actually none of that shit mattered its just a typical sci-fi plot
>also you are the demons
>also we ripped off the ending to The Butterfly Effect starring Ashton Kutcher which was a bad movie but we liked it which actually explains a lot
>also the game is really just easy and shallow and you fight the same 3 enemies the whole damn time
>but hey it looks kinda nice
>also Elizabeth is my waifu

To this day I've yet to meet somebody that waifus Elizabeth, at most they just masturbate to the SFM porn.

The mainstream already forgot about it within a year.

Spoilers, jerkoff.

>Columbia is rayciss!
>Living conditions for blacks is arguably better than it was at the same exact time anywhere else on Earth
>Nobody calls you a monkey
>Get a baseball thrown at you for dating against your own race
>Can literally just grab a fucking parachute and leave if you hate it so fucking much.
>But Columbia is so racist!

Go back to Sup Forums you racist twat

Go back to your safespace you thin-skinned cuck

Would you rather live in Columbia or the US as a nigger in 1910? Fucking think for a second. If you're going to be a persecuted nigger, where on Earth do you want to live? I'd take Columbia over the US. I'd take Columbia over fucking Ethiopia. I'd take Columbia over the UK.

It's legitimate criticism. Despite somehow being extremely racist we aren't led to believe much of anything in Columbia is that bad.

Columbia is LITERALLY the least racist white dominated place in the western world for it's time. Ken levine missed the mark so fucking hard. All he needed was Comstock torturing a black guy and calling him a vile nigger once and it would have set the perfect stage. Instead it's a PG disneyland theme park of supposed racism because THE MEXICAN ON OUR MURAL HAS A SOMBRERO!!!

You've never experienced racism and persecution. And there are torture scenes like with the crows early on. Columbia is far more racist than other nation's

For all the reasons that your racist, dipshit brain is too fucking stupid to comprehend.

Sage.

>Living conditions for blacks is arguably better than it was at the same exact time anywhere else on Earth
Holy fucking shit you are dumb.

Yep. Every single post that complains about this game only shows how stupid, ignorant and tasteless everybody that hates it really is.

This. I have yet to see a single complaint about Bioshock Infinite where the complainer wasn't either a foaming-at-the-mouth racist, an utter fucking tool, some edgy dipshit trying to self-fellate in how cool he is for not liking a universally hailed masterpiece, or just simply an outright liar trolling for reactions.

BI really shows you who the most deplorable people are on this board.

Yeah it's still boring as shit and up its own asshole.

>Columbia is LITERALLY the least racist white dominated place in the western world for it's time.
When Sup Forums infects other boards

Only if you are stupid and have no taste. To people WITH taste who AREN'T stupid it is one of the greatest video games ever made :)

>this is your mind on Sup Forumseddit

>but hey it looks kinda nice
>also Elizabeth is my waifu
Is this such a bad reason to like the game? It's definitely the worst Bioshock but I'm just such a sucker for aesthetic appeal.

Yeah I'd rather have just been called a racist at least that wouldn't have made me vomit in my mouth a little.

>old, good games should not be discussed on Sup Forums
>Only brand new, multiplayer only lootbox infested grindfests and Chinaman magnets allowed
Jesus fucking Christ will plebbit please fucking leave

I don't even know what the fuck you are trying to say but considering that you hate BI and are a blithering idiot I guess that should be expected.

Nigger I still come back to Spore to this day.
>Knight/Zealot master race reporting in

>no audio rips of Burial at sea
Im trying to animate a porno, Ive spliced up all the Elizabeth audio I can find to make lewd dialogue, but I need more

>It's definitely the worst Bioshock
What the fuck, it's light-years ahead of the rest of the series. The worst Bioshock is Bioshock 2, nobody disputes this.

>Bioshock 2 is the worst
How about you go fuck yourself bruv

Right back atcha'

Do you understand quantum mechanics? Because I gotta tell you, I had a few exams in mathematical theory behind quantum mechanics which I passed with flying colours, but I wouldn’t say I understand it at all.

My thoughts exactly. The worst sin a game can commit is be boring and unmemorable.

Y-you too...

>if you remember something that makes it good

Tell that to someone who was molested by a family member and they'd probably murder you.

>Fuckawsome gameplay
>One of the most enchanting world's in gaming history
>Story that is not only educational but genuinely relevant in today's world
>Unbelievably well-written characters
>Improved upon and fixes every single problem with Bioshock, making it not only a perfect, flawless game but the gold standard of video game sequels
>Elevates video games as an art form
No, seriously, if you really, and I mean genuinely love video games; then what the fuck is there not to ADORE in Bioshock Infinite?

I mean yeah it isn't logically put together very well, but I liked the characters, it was pretty, and it made me feel things. I think that's enough to say I like it even in spite of its flaws.

you sound extremely triggered about a game everybody else has forgotten

Yeah, because that is an appropriate metaphor to bring up in a video game discussion you fucking asshole

Actually, some of us think about it almost every day. That's how good it is.

This. This a million times. You need to be a truly rancid motherfucker to talk shit about this game.

I liked the gameplay. Fite me.

>I mean yeah it isn't logically put together very well
I never got this argument. The game made perfect sense to me.

What kind of an asshole do you have to be to talk shit about ANYTHING? Don't you have better things to do with your life?

It's a worse version of Half Life 2.

What are you even trying to convey with your green text? Did you even think for a single fucking bit before making your post?

I actually love Bioshock Infinite more than Half-Life 2. Really, everything Infinite doesn't pull from Half-Life 2 it makes up for it and surpasses it with the kind of stuff Valve could only dream of making.

(You)

Well duh, Irrational looked at everything Half-Life 2 did right and decided to make it even better. Makes perfect sense. No need to knock either game, there is a decade between them after all.

Finally a smart game for smart gamers.

Oh, god, I recently played Hellblade and was absolutely AMAZED by the craft and artistry that went into it. It is so incredible and wonderful that a game that good can be made independently and on a budget. Video games really have come a long way.

I shudder to think what threads about it must be like here, filled to the brim with foul cretins like OP.

I wish there was another image board like Sup Forums, that was just as easy, convenient and simple to use, but with actually decent people for a userbase.

>literally shaking right now!

The fact that that image is a """meme"""""""" shows how utterly stupid people who criticised BI are.

I figured you were a Nazi.

Why do you keep replying ot yourself?

Go home Ken Levine

>everyone who doesn't agree with me is a Nazi.
Bioshock Infinite was not a masterpiece. It wasn't Bad but it's still not good

I'm not?

For (You)s? There's better threads for that. Please explain to me.

Bioshock Infinite is the best video game ever made. You may disagree with this but you are wrong.

It's mostly the quantum mechanics shenanigans and some of the stupid decisions characters make—like Booker not hiding the fucking mark on the back of his hand.

A lot of it is stuff that would probably be accepted easily in other titles, but Infinite just doesn't do a great job covering up its plot conveniences. It wants to explain everything and take artistic liberties at the same time and it just scratches people the wrong way.

Fucking idiot.

Bioshock 2 ranks higher than Infinite lel, keep trying kiddo

People on Sup Forums hate that game

Wouldn't call them "people", bob

You decided to troll with this as inspiration, didn't you.

Explain vigors, Are they just there as a 'thing'?

I enjoyed the game because it was pretty, had decent gunplay and the story wasn't god awful
Now let's talk about something more fucking interesting aye?

I'm not going to bother with explaining all of it because Infinite is such a complex game that going into detail would take multiple hours but all of that stuff that gets interpreted as "flaws" by some people are is really just very subtle character writing. Even the scientific stuff checks out.

But it has great gameplay mechanic and beautiful world scenery. Also the game's visual still holds up,

But it certainly cut off a lot of mechanic that's in the demo though, that sucks,

It's just a fun fucking game with a good plot, and a nice twisty story. It wasn't trying to push an agenda. It took that one scene to literally show you how hiveminded and weird Columbia was. It didn't use race in any other scene. The fact that you push your agenda speaks volumes. You cocksuckers will inject identity politics into anything. You are completely doing the things you accuse your enemies of doing. Just fucking play the game and stop the projections.

Because retards who haven't fully read animal farm or anything George Orwell related think infinite is 2deep4u. The story is pretty lame and the game play got really boring very quickly.
So Dr jelly and Mr Hyde is a good game? What about sonic 06 is that a good game. Elements in those games are fucked and I still remember em.

Everyone remembers Spore you fucking mongoloid.

Oh, good Lord, if there ever a more blaringly obvious b8 image ever created...

Answer the question.

>the story wasn't god awful
it was god awful

He's right, though.
Do you think in the 1920s US South the result of being a mixed race couple would just be a baseball to the face?
Here's what'd really happen: the father would beat the shit out of the daughter, and an angry mob would beat the groid almost to death, if not outright lynch him.

Trying too hard/10

I didn't think it was that bad. Hit all the notes of the first bioshock. I liked the setting and I liked Elizabeth. The story was a bit all over the place.

Most people shit on it because freedom town or whatever the fuck it's called didn't have enough horror elements but some parts of it were pretty messed up. Like the part where people are trying to undercut each other for the lowest salary for some shit manual labor job just so they could work. The way the games and propaganda was conditioning people.

Also it didn't live up to the E3 press stuff, but I honestly can't think of a single game that actually has.

THANK YOU. Good to know there are good people posting here.

I like things that make me feel stupid.

Well if bioshock infinite had one moment where Comstock said nigger then the game would be a bit better and the writing would be more believeable. Honestly infinite is just pandering to steam punk fags.

Columbia was essentially a slave society decades after the Emancipation Proclemation. It makes perfect sense for that to happen to those two AFTER they get humiliated and used as a sideshow attraction.

>good
2/10 bait, I responded

No, it wasn't, god awful is Ride to Hell Retribution, Infinite was okay, starting off strong and fluctuating as time went on.

That just goes to show you how sophisticated it was.

So on that level it makes sense that you don't like it.

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Shouldn't you be on ResetEra? Go back please