You have 60 seconds to name 25 games or you have to eat my ass

you have 60 seconds to name 25 games or you have to eat my ass

Jackie Chan
Oh crap, I already failed. Guess I'll get to it.

ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>have to

I think you misunderstand the situation

How about I just fuck it instead, you little slut.

>you will never be this hairless and smooth again

>tfw not sure if I want to fuck that ass or be disgusted
Thanks Sup Forums.org you finally turned me gay.

Can't I just suck your cock instead? I love dick, not butt.

>what is waxing?

no, you didn't

Why does that girl have a penis?

>Gayming PC in background
>US GAYmers amirite?

>>what is waxing?
a temporary solution that lasts a couple days

fucking hate you sad effeminate excuses for modern "men", we need to go back to the days where you degenerates were either shamed into staying hidden or sent for shock therapy

>eat my ass
Well what do you know, I have a bottle of lube sitting conveniently beside me.

These threads require images of yourself.

Why does that cover encompass two movies?

closeted homo detected

>a couple of days

Maybe if you're a fucking gorilla. Waxing lasts a week and a half usually.

I'm italian so yes I'm a gorilla

lmao @ straightcucks

>a couple days
jesus how fast does your fucking hair grow? even if i shave with a razor i stay bare for about a month

if that's how you cope you waste of genes

How does any ass get that perfectly hairless?

>jesus how fast does your fucking hair grow? even if i shave with a razor i stay bare for about a month

get your testosterone checked, sissy

Oh man, well then withdraw my statement. Look into lasering.

LOL

Well what do you know, I couldn't do it. A deal's a deal, though, so I'll just have to hold my end of the bargain...

>>a couple days
I used to shave my legs in highschool, gave up when I realized I had stubble within 18 hours of doing it.

it's a genetic thing.

>Probably has a gross manface
Pikmin
Pikmin 2
Pikmin 3
Warframe
Ogre Battle March of the Black Queen
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2
Advance Wars
Advance Wars Black Hole Rising
Advance Wars Dual Strike
Advance Wars Days of Ruin
Dynasty Warriors
Dynasty Warriors 2
Dynasty Warriors 3
Dynasty Warriors 4
Dynasty Warriors 5
Dynasty Warriors 6
Dynasty Warriors 7
Dynasty Warriors 8
Samurai Warriors
Samurai Warriors 2
Samurai Warriors 3
Samurai Warriors 4
Hyrule Warriors

adorn yourself in shame

O would fuck that ass and I'm not gay lol.

How is it Sup Forums shitposters in late night threads always have the highest quality trap images? Why do they hoard them?

is this what PC gamers do when not playing video games

lul

europe wakes up

>series
The punishment for such bad faith is your oral service being moved to the adjacent organ.

It sucks they never use the nsfw boards.

The fuck? How much of a sissy are you? I think you misunderstand something: it is you who ain't normal

wtf I'm gay now

...

He said 25 games, those are 25 games.

The jannies aren't here at this hour so the sissy neets post their boipussies because that gets them off.

>only post 1

How about I just tongue your ass instead?

And I said bad faith, that was bad faith. Dont forget, spitters are quitters.

>hairless ass
how is this possible, are gays human?

traps are gay

Yes, and?

>implying that image is OP
That ass is from tumblr.

I'm not a sissy, fag
i just like the clean look of being hairless

ALL THE SONIC AND MARIO GAMES

Nigga they at work, it's the amerineets who stay up posting this shit.

wrong

wtf I'm gay now

gayyy (hot)

Am I gay or is it all these fags' fault for purposely making their ass as effeminate as possible

stop this gay shit

I wanna shove my tongue as deep as humanly possible into that girly boipussy

Bet it tastes amazing

especially if he ate something spicy the previous day

amazing that muslims actually have the highest rate of secret homosexual intercourse occurences, it's pretty interesting

Go home scatfag.

You see a lot of them from midnight to 3 am. It's when they feel brave enough to post.

I'm going in....dry.

godspeed

what does ass taste like?

Well no shit Sherlock, they get killed for being gay, of course they are secret about it

Source

are you defending your gay shit now? on a videogame board? realy?

I dont care about muslims btw

I have a hard time thinking that a man who can barely grow a beard after shaving is not a sissy

EAT DA POO POO

4

Even if he thoroughly cleans himself with an enema some weird after flavor of what he ate a day or so ago will remain.

I want a bf

...

8

post moar

You know the material they use for bua and train seats? Its like that soaked with pepsi

>what does ass taste like?
sweat and a faint scent of shit

it turns you on wheter you like it or not because hormones

>implying muslims and arabs are the same

That wasnt the point, dumbass. It's pretty obvious that that fact demonstrates that homosexuality is independent of religion and culture.

i meant specifically pubic hair

...

This.

>people who don't know about hair removal creams in this thread
This isnt the 90s anymore with Nair chemical burns, theres stuff that will make you hairless for weeks that you can literally rub into the head of your dick and feel nothing

They are not really fucking. Just humping, if you look closely you will see it

Call of Duty

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Kingdom Hearts
Final Fantasy
Pokemon Red
Call of Duty
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Super Mario World
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Metroid Fusion
BlazBlue: Central Fiction
Asura's Wrath
Super Probotector
Skate or Die
Air Combat
Counter Strike 1.6
Bayonetta
Devil May Cry 3
Infamous
Crackdown
Project Gotham Racing
Batman Arkham Asylum
Comic Jumper
Bioshock
Kirby Super Star Ultra

>I'm gonna poz that neghole.

What did he mean by this?

7

hmm

STOP

2

Tastes like sweat and raw skin, if you have ever licked an open wound or abrasion it's basically the same taste but with musk

where's the pussy
sage

I'll eat your ass instead tbqh

9

I wanna get pregnant in my girly butt and give birth out my ass

3

>95 posts and this thread is still up
Sup Forums has truly turned to shit

tfw no teen fuckbuddy

i'm scared of eating ass in case they can't control their gas