Who would you cast as Samus Aran? For me it's Saoirse Ronan. The best Hollywood actress

Who would you cast as Samus Aran? For me it's Saoirse Ronan. The best Hollywood actress.

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>Silent Protagonist
>Movie

Taylor Swift. She's a tall, mildly autistic blonde with a perfect body. She would have been perfect for Ms Marvel, too.

Elizabeth Debicki with a little more muscle.

Shit

I would cast a black woman just to make you fuckers mad

How do you pronounce that name?

the one who played Rita on edge of tomorrow

Jessica Biel but to be fair, I would cast her as almost anything
That's Emily Blunt, good taste

Seersha

>metroid movie announced
>Samus has brown hair
How hard would the internet implode?

My nigga

Nah, Sersh is too pure. For vidya movie, we need a trashy bimbo.

good old Preston would have a field day.

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Fuck you, you beat me to it.

fuck yourself with a rake you faggoty retard

how the fuck is either of those whores supposed to play buff muscly samus aran.

i bet you're fucking zero suit fuckwits too....

why you fuckers choosing skinny ass twigs?

that ain't no fucking samus.

>Biel
>skinny twig
You a nigger or something?

Ok, but who

>that ain't no fucking samus
then what is?

Metroid shouldn't be turned into a film. It could work if it was a sci-fi horror film like Alien but any studio that decides to make a Metroid film will almost certainly turn it into some action quipfest where Samus is a badass who makes everything explode because they need to pander to the gamer crowd.

that's still a dancer. NOT a muscle woman

my boy

Neither is Samus

hello zero suit skank loving faggot.

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>implying you dont need muscles for dancing
look at this uneducated fuck and laugh.
dancing is the only sport/excercise out there that uses all muscle groups at the same time, hands, legs AND abdomen.

>what is swimming

I know this is bait but it's really sad to me that people think there is a "best" of anything.

oh right, forgot about that.
but still, dancing is one of two or three sports that yadda yadda, my point still stands.

>Husband makes ass loads of money
>Spends her free time making herself sexy
My kind of woman

>23
>looks like she's in her late 20s
Not looking good

a CGI Samus played by Andy Serkis wearing water balloons under a bra

>huge 6'2" + woman who fills out a massive suit of power armour

>she's totally the same as a tiny little dancer lady

Oh so now you shifted the goalposts from muscles to height?

>massive suit of power armour
with a waist like this it's not really massive, now is it?
also point to me where in the games it's said that she's 6'2".
ALSO point to me where in my posts i said that all dancer girls must be small.

go on, i'll wait.

leslie jones ofcourse

your specific example tiny dancer lady has SOME muscle, nowhere near the bulk samus has.

give it to debicki

i don't have to. it's the nature of the profession. dancers who get too tall, or big cease getting work and become ex-dancers. hell they're not even allowed to weigh to much so even if they're tiny enough they can't be toned and taut with dense muscle.

once again you faggots
>i posted a picture of some hot girl, i win hurr durr
instead of actually possessing a single fucking point.

May I once again refer you to

Incidentally, how fucking big do you think people get in a physically demanding job if they don't specifically go to the gym as well?

i bet you think the upcoming tomb raider movie choose wonderfully for its lead actress playing Lara too.

fucking samus aran is Female Conan with less overt muscle, in a suit of power armour, she is not a tiny sexy lady. she's an actual strong woman, and you revisionist zero suit cunts scared of any actual strong female characters need to go fucking off yourself.

you fucks are the reason Nu-Laura Craft didn't die after one abortive reboot and we are never getting real Lara back.

YOU fuckers are why Other fucking M exists.

>the bulk samus has
you keep saying that samus is all "tall and muscular and is an amazon you guys"
but then you forget that she can crawl up into a teensy tiny ball. all the bulk would prevent her from that.
also tell me where in the games it's said that she's 6'2 and muscular

>i don't have to.
you gotta, for the burden of proof lies with you, shitposter.
also tell me where in the games it's said that she's 6'2. i dare ya. i double dare ya.

user, actually look at Where's the Zero Suit?

first thing that came to my mind, my nignog

people in physically demanding labour must by necessity get fairly solid. to do that kind of work the body needs muscle mass, slabs of it. which means to avoid back problems and joint problems severely you also require a thick trunk of muscle to support all that weight and stress.

yet another reason why dancers and gymansts, whilst YES, supremely fit by and large, are NOT packing the muscle.

Idris Elba

you mean her suit, that specifically needs an upgrade to allow her to 'morph' since she goes from a big thing to a tiny little ball.

>y samus no crawl

is actually a thing for a reason, even if samus DID, she'd still be too big for crawlspaces etc.

Aged badly. Young Saoirse might have been good, but she's just discount Emily Blunt nowadays.

This is boring, you're just responding to barely relevant bullshit
You suck at shitposting around good points

sheersuh

Does it matter? If we see her outside the suit they've failed miserably already

Idris Elba