Bought a switch

>bought a switch
>still had more fun playing my vita instead
>switch actually my least played platform in it's launch year

I feel like I fall very easily for marketing.

>falling for memes

Serves you right. Enjoy your bing bing wahoo and Wii U ports lmao

>bought switch
>bought zelda
>had lots of fun
>bought mario
>had lots of fun
>itll now sit gathering dust till bayonetta 3 comes out

>bought a switch
>only ever end up using it for Mario Kart during drinking nights with friends
I swear to God someone is gonna throw it into a wall one of these days

You are an outlier.

I'm the opposite. Got both Wii U and Vita and while Wii U was somewhat disappointing I got tons of fun out of it while Vita was basically a Persona $ machine.

>take Switch to the gym
>we all play 1 2 Switch instead of gains

Haha this shit is soo nerdy

I feel like you're retarded.

I know, right? I mean who'd buy a switch except for a retard like me.

>bought a Switch
>play it every day
>it's my most played console ever
>played BotW 10 hours a day for like 2 weeks when I first got it

Wait I'm retarded.

Mario, Splatoon 2, Mario Kart and Zelda are better than 99% of the vita library

I'm with you OP. I bought into the Odyssey hype. The switch is alright but it's missing too many features. Mario and Zelda while good games, didn't rekindle that Nintendo magic I felt as a kid. I actually found them really forgettable and boring. Right now my switch gets ZERO use and I'm planning on selling it.

>buy a switch
>have more fun with it than with my vita
>vita has been my least played since its launch year

HUH

>bought Switch
>Played the fuck out of BoTW
>Played the fuck out of Odyssey
>Playing the fuck out of X2

It's literally the best start of a console life time I've ever seen. Currently play it every damn day, and everywhere I want.

Now go away Sony.

You're a very special boy

You are literally the only person mentioning sony in this thread. Are you sure you don't have some sort of victim complex?

Who'd buy a system on a whim, due to marketing, without doing any research whether or not it offers anything that would interest you and then shitpost about it on Sup Forums as if it automatically meant system itself is shit?
A retard like yourself.

I totally agree. Only retards buy the switch and as such I am a retard.

OP literally compared it to the Vita, dummy
Posts like these show the true face of OP

I never mentioned sony nor nintendo. You did. Don't try to blame your consolewars shitposting on someone else because you feel personally attacked when people enjoy one thing over another.

I'm not the faggot you are replying to,

But the OP mentions in the Sony Vita right in the second line. OP mentioned it first.

Ok retard

It just launched earlier this year, of course they won't be a lot of games.

But even if you aren't into open world borefests and bingbing wahoo *1up* there is still X2 to play which should keep you busy for at least 50 hours.

If you don't feel dumb you should feel dumb.

Again, I didn't mention sony. The other guy did. Stop bringing consolewars into a thread that isn't about consolewars.

Jesus christ you're a fucking idiot mate

What games do you have for the console?

Mario odyssey. That's literally it.

>Vita isn't Sony
You gaffers get dumber by the shitpost

I'm the opposite. Got a vita and maybe played a total of 5 or 6 hours. Got my switch finally after trading that and my DS in, have easily played over 30hrs of Zelda in 10 days.

>literally
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

Alright, well you have one fucking game for the console. Of course it was your least played platform this year. Stop being a retard and get more games or stop complaining.

Can we somehow see how many hours we put in a game on the switch?

>switch actually my least played platform in it's launch year
>I only have Odyssey
>Odyssey launched a month and a half ago
You really are retarded so(n)yboy shiposter, seek medical attention.

>has 1 Mario game
>complains how he never plays it
If you really want to shitpost this badly there's better topics than the switch

Guess you people can't go on without consolewars and your imaginery boogeyman. Pathetic.

I hope that you understand that your parents dropped you on your head as a child and also most likely don't like you.

If Sony is paying you for this, sorry, I mean if Vita is paying you for this then they need to get their money back, you're a fucking idiot.

Holy fuck is this real?

I beat mario, I even forced myself to get 500 moons because apparently that's when it was supposed to get good. It never did though, the game is mediocre.

see

So Switch is your "least played" console "of the year" but you've owned it for a month and a half?

That's not a year.

Yes it is. I said I have more fun with my vita than with my switch. I couldn't care less about the companies behind it. Apparently you people care more about them than anything else.

why did you buy it if you don't like video games?

completely missing the point
like dude I seriously hope your doing this on purpose because no way can somebody be this retarded

I can't tell if your shitpost is about Nintendo or American education.

>mfw people dislike the Switch

WHAT THE FUCK BROS

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

FIRST TRUMP AND NOW THIS?!!

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

The year is 2017. I played 2 fucking games on my vita if that matters to you.

Whatever you say, retard. Now go back to playing your vita.

>ports, shovelware and a Mario title

I'm so sorry

>I didn't mention Sony

uh, yes you did

Show us your library, don't be shy.

>I'm so sorry

for buying a PS4? lmao

>mentions sony
>doesn't mention sony
You can't make up this kind of stupid, it's legit.

Wake me up... When a animal crossing game comes...

>mentions the vita
>somehow nintendofanboys translate this into "OMG SONY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN NINTENDO"

THEY CAN'T KEEP SELLING 10 MILLION CONSOLES

What point? That mario is the ultimate cuck in video games? Or the point that you must artificially lengthen the game with 100's of useless collectables? Or the point that the game literally ends after luncheon kingdom cause they ran out of time.

Thanks for sharing your blog post. Upvoted.

>make a shitpost
>"pretend" to be retarded when people call you out

incredible

Wow.

Sucks to be a falseflagging shit poster. The Switch is my most played system of the year while my PS4 has gathered dust still love my PS4 tho .

>Show us your library
I would if my Switch had one

Is this thread deliberately being filled with the stupidest mother fuckers? Just, holy fuck.

The point that you have literally 1 game and your bitching how you played it the least?
Are you legit stupid? How were your grades in school?

>makes a thread so stupid it has to be bait
>actually doubles down and gets super defensive
Is this, dare I say, an actual retard?

It's not a shitpost though. Maybe it is in your head because the consolewars already got to you to the point where you think constantly about them.

You shouldn't use words that you don't know the meaning of.

too poor to buy games, huh?

You can't turn this around OP, you done fucked it.

Looks like it, I'm out

Not everyone in this thread is OP you imbecile.

Yes it is you fucking moron. You can't get away with saying something that stupid and not get called a shitposter, autism is not an excuse

If you don't stuff your mouth with Nintendodick 24/7 you're not welcome here, newfriend

This board sent a "thank you" card to Nintendo for advertising their games at e3.

I wish I made this up.

>buy a switch
>buy zelda
>buy mk
>buy odyssey
>buy xc2 when it comes out
>PC gaming altogether becomes a second option while i marathon zelda
>XC2 comes out and im forced to stop playing zelda because the sequel to my favorite game comes out
>only go on PC to get on discord and chill and occasionally play throne of lies
>spend the rest of my free time on my switch

I feel like i fell for the marketing too late as i have too many games i want to play

>Looks like it, I'm out

>be a fucking retard who hates Nintendo
>hmmm
>if a retard like me buy Switch, does that mean that every single Switch buyer is a retard?
>BRILLLLIANT
>let me just waste $299 to prove this point
>See! A retard buy Switch!
>That means all Nintendo fan is a retard

Good laugh OP, good laugh.

Yea under account.

>if you don't share my opinion than you are shitposting
Is this the absolute state of corporate drones I'm talking to here? I feel slightly less shocked now.

...

>be a fucking retard who hates Nintendo
I do? When did I say any of that? I actually enjoyed my N64 and gamecube. Oh, you are making shit up again. Nevermind then.

I swear to god i'm almost falling for the meme
Help me Sup Forums

MK on Switch looks to be the worst one yet though. Is it worth if I already own MK8?

Rip

You are not allowed to have your own opinion on this board, OP. If you are not part of the hivemind then fuck off.

You can have your own opinion, but don't act like a faggot and not expect to get called out

It's pretty obvious when you see this thread that opinions are not tolerated. Fuck off sony falseflagger.

sure

>hurr look how retarded I am
>fuck off, retard
>g-get out of my thread, you mean people
WOOOOW

>Bought Switch 5 months ago.
>Played BOTW and Finish it Twice ; good game
>Played over 100 hours of Mario Kart Deluxe
>Played over 100 hours of Splatoon 2
>Bought ARMS .. 2 hours and never touch it agian
>Haven't touch Zelda and not gonna bother with the DLC since story sucks ass
>Barely touch Splatoon because 95% of weapons sucks/are garbage
>Never participated again on Splatfests since July because teams are always trash and you end up playing always against your own team
>Bought Mario Oddysey and couldn't finish it, extremely boring/cringe for my age (26). It's just a mini game that consists on collect moons and that's all.
>Wants to buy XC2 but something stops me for spend a 60 dollars game with people saying is trash
>Very tempted to sell my switch with all the games

wew.

DELETE THIS

>Every 3 months new update on how much the Switch sold
>Switch sold 10 million units so far
>Sudden explosion of threads claiming how shit the system is everytime

WOW amazing OP

Are you me? I dread the day Smash or a Mario Party game comes out.

nah, splatoon's great

>teams are always trash and you end up playing always against your own team
you bad?

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It's literally just a port of MK8. That said nothing is stopping them from making MK9 a Switch exclusive as well.

Zelda was a disappointment. Game sucks

I cannot understand how people says

"Switch is much better than PC/PS4/Xone it should be your MAIN console/gaming thing "

fucking how? playing mario kart all the day? playing Zelda doing nothing but killing the same two enemies? buy expensive thirparty games that runs worse than a PC from 2008? seriously fucking how? the store is full of roms that you can play for free on any low tier laptop. I don't even take my Switch off my house because there is no netflix/youtube/twitter/facebook apps fucking nothing

>Played over 100 hours of Splatoon 2
>Barely touch Splatoon because 95% of weapons sucks/are garbage
Wut

>Bought a Switch day 1
>Played Zelda
>2 hours bored as fuck
>Left Switch to collect dust
>Still no games on it

Buyers Remorse 2017

All nin-toddlers do.

I mean it did get two exclusive GOTYs in its first year