Why is this thing so successful?
>PS1 tier graphics
>$400 once you factor in a game and another controller
>dock actually bends the tablet
>barely any online
>no achievements
>games only hold 16gb of data
>tablet mode is 480i
Are people just gullible?
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>no achievement
That’s a plus
You can shitpost better than this. Let the thread die and try again in 30 minutes.
>Are people just gullible?
what do you think?
>bored
>decide to make a shitpost thread
hahaha you sure sowed those nintendies!!!!1!1!11!1!1!
>the truth is shitposting
Jesus, never knew this board was such shit.
>PS1 tier graphics
Shitposters went from PS2 graphics, to PS3 graphics to now PS1 graphics. HMMMM. Really makes you think.
This
>barely any online
and that's also plus. I don't have switch, but yea all those other points are just pure shitposting.
Zelda (game of the generation) among other exclusives. I can't wait to play Bayonetta 3 (exclusive) and Metroid Prime 4 (exclusive) on the go, senpai.
Except those games are trash.
From a technical pov its a complete mess.
>joycons still move when attached to the switch under pressure
>mine clicks up everytime I press the "-"
>clicks down again when pressing the d-pad buttons
>dock leaves marks on the screen
>no headphone jack on the joycons
>can hear the fanstatic through the headphones
But I love Xenoblade and there's also other games I want like Metroid Prime 4 or Bayonetta. And games is everything I care about really, unless that thing explodes in my hand.
but almost everything you wrote is wrong
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>dock actually bends the tablet
no it doesn't
None of this is acceptable and you should kys for buying it.
I'm right.
It does, asshole.
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>tfw no skunk gf to mark my face with her anal scent glands
>games only hold 16gb of data
32gb is the current max, nignog.
>blu-rays can hold 200gb
Yeah, totally ok.
>None of this is acceptable and you should kys for buying it.
Now I will live ten years longer. Just to spite you.
Senpai, you WILL buy a switch. The games you like are trash. Nintendo makes the best games. It's that simple, famalam.
Still doesn't refute my argument.
First bad batch, retard. All consoles come with problems when they first release.
I have never owned a Nintendo product and never will.
>IT WAS JUST A BETA!!!!
Only a matter of time, senpai famalam sonyfriend. Only a matter of time.
Nintendbros will support anything from Nintendo.
Bingo. They support trash over and over again.
Another five years added.
And yes, its shit. But its still acceptable.
nintenbros will defend it. All they had to do was not buy it and wait for the real console with the inevitable 1080/60fps port
Because people care more about the games than the hardware.
There's your answer.
But.
Both.
Are.
Trash.
>$400
a fucking leaf
>dock bends tablet
Its a meme
>no achievements
You need a virtual pat on the head for playing games?
>barely any online
Not that big of a deal. Only like three games use onlime
>stop liking what I don't like
Never gets old.
is the pro controller necessary for Odyssey? I don't feel like paying for that so i might just use the handle that comes with the switch
>$299 US dollars
>games is $60
>extra controller is $80
>comes out to $440
>>no achievements
>You need a virtual pat on the head for playing games?
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOESN'T DO IT
Burger opinions dont count
>no achievements
this is actually a deal breaker for me. i fucking love collecting platinums on PSN.
OBSESSED
It counts just as much as FIFA in Bongland, chap.
A true patrician.
OBESE
Odyssey is literally better with joy cons. You lose out on a lot of moves without them. Some stunts are even impossible to pull off without the joy cons.
This is supposed to prove you arent autistic for caring deeply about achievements
Why is this popular?
>Atari 2600 graphics
>$26,000 cost when you favor in a bunch of bullshit
>Owning the console blocks net neutrality for only your home
>Games can only hold 10Kb of data
>Tablet mode is 13p
>Why is everyone calling me a hyperbolic faggot???
SEETHING
Well thats a relief, what about botw, splatoon, and mk8?
>WAGGLAN
>nice meme
>I got mine with a game for under $300
>nope
>what does this even mean?
>who cares?
>it's expensive yo
>who cares?
Obsessed.
the comfort grip is suprislying fine. I waiting to get a pro controller for bayo.
Also hopefully HORI puts out a 6 button fighter pad for the 30th street fighter collection
I finished BotW with joy cons np. Splatoon is literally unplayable with pro controller (clumsy gyro aim basically you’re fucked), mk8 is same for both imo.
I prefer to use joy cons over my pro controller on every game I have except Binding of Isaac.
Game boy graphics and 240i in my opinion
>i fucking love collecting platinums on PSN.
You're subhuman and everything wrong with gaming post 2006.
What happened to playing a game because it was fun or challenging? If you need a virtual dangling carrot, I'm not sure if you're really there for the game it self then.
>none of this is acceptable
that's not an argument though. that's just a statement. you need to give a reason why none of it is acceptable before it will become an argument.
>PS1 tier graphics
you didn't even try