A document containing every communication you've ever had in a game is leaked to your friends, family, employer etc...

>A document containing every communication you've ever had in a game is leaked to your friends, family, employer etc. along with a meticulous record of everything vidya related you've spilled your seed to
How fucked are you?

>

Ingame? Eh, not that much

On forums and chatrooms? Might as well fucking kill myself.

>used to pretend I was a girl on Yahoo chatrooms and ICQ and shit
>I was like 12, foreign, and pretending to be a native English speaker
>somehow people fell for it
>literally had one guy that wanted to leave his wife for me that I talked to for years

Pretty sure that's where all my weird fetishes come from. That and this place. 13 fucking years.

what is it with these retarded ass hypothetical scenarios nerd its like youre deliberately tryng to make yourself feel inadequade baka fucken fag

I lose everything because I expressed racism towards Elves, including genocide and disfigurement.

literally as safe as can be. I barely play online and when I do I don't shittalk and I don't jerk off to vidya shit except when I cuck a whole Sims neighborhood and that's not an embarrassing fetish

>Implying your friends and peers wouldn't approve of your elf hating
You need better friends

This is why you never tell your girlfriend information that could be relayed to your friends. The more authentic it sounds, the more your friends will believe it when she becomes your ex.

This movie was fucking stupid.

I'm fine, I don't even swear online. I like to use mild expletives like "rats" and gently dismissive insults

If somebody found out I'd manually stimulated myself playing Tower of Succubus, that's fine too, it's a classy game

what was it again

everyone will find out i exclusively jack off to futa

>along with a meticulous record of everything vidya related you've spilled your seed to
I'm going to kill myself before my family can react to all the video game related loli, shota and furshit I've fapped to

Isn't it a Black Mirror episode?

Not too much. Unless it highlights the really nasty shit first and foremost, and not all in order from oldest to newest, it'll take them decades to read through it all.

Besides that, the friends and family will need to have incentive to want to look through it to begin with.

game over man, game over

I'm going to be fine

Who the fuck would even want to go through all that bullshit

it's just be a blank page because i'm a social autist who've never managed to create a social connection with anyone

I have nothing to fear The document would be so large that their computers would crash trying to load it

I already have no friends and my family doesn't talk to me. They already know what was going on.

I'm literally the one trying to keep the children from screaming at each other when I play DotA, so if anything I come out ahead.

Oh man, that would make the world a much better place. Fuck all you stupid fucking faggots, youd start crying so hard. Running and screaming inaudible nonsense in your autistic tantrums, itd be the best thing ever. Your inbred retard families seeing you all for who you really are. We can only dream.

>fp
>sc
>gg
>In-game short sentences / words

I'm good

Hey, same here. Except I spoke English natively and used pictures of classmates from my school.

same, but with firends watching, and laughing while I typed to strangers.

Im pretty good then. No friends, no family, no job.

>that pic
Great way to blow off your jaw, be in terrible pain and likely not kill yourself.

what does it even mean wtf

I don't talk about off topic trash when in a game.

Yes, is retarded.

no at all. I don't act like an wanker when playing online.

Don't care. If they can't handle me at my most virgin, they can't handle me at my most chad.

I think he's trying to say that he's into bestiality

It's always loli I fap to so time to kill myself. As for communications I have to stay on single player because I have America's worst internet connection.

Black Mirror. Guy turns out to be wanking it to child porn and is implied to be a paedophile.

I doubt any of them would want to read all that.

It'd just be embarrassing.

I wouldn't go to jail or anything.

Every already knows I’m a Nazi so it’s all good

That episode fucked me up
>tfw I felt bad for a pedo

>everyone finds out I want to fuck a pink hedgehog and chun li.

Eh, could be worse I guess?

>tfw can't find 2d attractive
>Tfw never once in my life played online with someone

My man

>Ingame
I barely spoke to other in game. The worst would probably be some stupid shit I said when I was younger playing Runescape.
>everything vidya related you've spilled your seed to
They're gonna see A LOT of Chun-Li.

What if I am my own boss and my family already knows I masturbate to pokemons and I am a huge faggot
Do I win

>Play League a lot
>Ferguson Riots happen
>Me ans my buddy use riot police skins and shout "Ferguson Crew in the house" everytime we load into a match among other things like "Stop resisting" when we get kills
It wouldn't be great for me

>Ganging on someone
>STOP RESISTING

Not at all because my family died a long time ago, I have no friends, and I'm unemployed.

Not just bestiality, but being fucked by giant horse cocks.

>every communication you've ever had in a game


meh

>a meticulous record of everything vidya related you've spilled your seed to

Well, I can only hope the massive amount of porn they'll go through desensitizes them to the worst stuff.

How do you even pay for bills

I don't.

>How fucked are you?
>friends
>employer
hahah
>family
They have worse skeletons, I am sure.

So you are homeless?

You bet! At mcdonalds right now phone posting.
Here's a secret technique for getting a free meal: check the trashcans for an old receipt and tell them they got the order wrong.[ /spoiler]

What games do you play now that you are homeless, user

>How fucked are you?
Eh they will find out how much i call people fags and want to see women get fucked by dogs, horses, and assorted farm animals.
Eh i could just pass it off as a joke since its only my shit being shown with little to no context around it.

Well, I guess they'll finally learn about all my fetishes. That's about it, really.

Life.

Good thing I don't have any friends, family, employer or etc.

>first page is poorly animated, pixelated sailor moon .gifs that took 5 minutes to load in the middle of the night hoping the modem noises didn't wake my parents
>last page is a bunch of mlp rape, incest, and bondage porn
>somewhere in the middle is 8 years of nothing from that time I almost got married and wasn't fapping to degenerate things because I was getting laid on the regular
>so many underage nudes gotten out of chicks on MSN groups when I was 13-15

Probably not that fucked. I masturbated so much as a kid that even my family joked about it.

How bad is it? I'm probably going to be homeless here in a month or so. Any tips?

>every communication you've ever had in a game
>implying they wouldn't just go "lol TL;DR"

>i said nigger a few times like 10 years ago
>i call people faggots on the reg
meh i think i'd be alright.

Churches will sometimes let you use their outdoor faucets for water, and some of them even have a shower they'll let you use.
Already told you how to get a free meal.
Pick a quiet but semi-public place to sleep. The crowds will stop anyone from fucking with you. Alternatively sleep during the day.
Keep all your belongings together and make sure you hide them. Played STALKER? It's like that.
Cut all addictions if you have any. Smoking, drinking, etc. You need as much money as you can get to make sure you are able to eat. You can't afford habits.
Be adaptive. Every day will be different, you won't be able to rely on what you did yesterday to work today.
Sometimes you'll have nothing to eat. Expect that most nights. Water is going to be your life blood. Always take a chance at getting water where you can. Restaurants will sometimes let you get free water, and some will let you fill your water bottle if you ask nicely.
Ask managers if you can collect change in front of their store. If they say no don't. You can be arrested or trespassed. Begging is going to be your job when you're living on the streets.
Remember, it's do or die. At the end of it you have to make sure you've meet your needs, and not your wants. Make sure everything essential to survive the day is met. Make sure you secure them at night.
Good luck bro.

Who the fuck would have the time to go through all that shit. It'd be a massive shitfest of literally YEARS of content.

>easy and blameless way to introduce girlfriend to all my fetishes
>Mom now knows all my fetishes

I pretended to be a grill once during my WoW days because some warlock kept offering me tangible help in the game because of it, eventually became his e-gf and got free epic flying and tons of free purples and raid slots that I didn't deserve. He even sent me preloaded gift cards so I could buy stuff. Eventually I had to tell him the truth once he really latched on to hearing my voice.
>sent him an email saying lol im really a guy
>find out he tried to kill himself by jumping off an escalator
pretty fucked I'd say

he knew you were a little boy

>500 pages of the word NIGGER
topkek

Cyanide party

Even the most painful way of suicide would be preferable.

>find out he tried to kill himself by jumping off an escalator

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>A document containing every communication you've ever had in a game is leaked to your friends, family, employer
that's fine
>along with a meticulous record of everything vidya related you've spilled your seed to
this is the moment i've been waiting my entire life for
finally, i will have my deserved trophy for jacking off to more characters than any other person

I'm safe. Literally the worst thing I've said is I'd pepper "fucking" and "shit" into Sup Forums posts. I don't even swear in real life. I don't masturbate to anything but images of real people, and that's rare. I don't ever even say mean shit online, even as user. The only other online community I was a part of before using Sup Forums ten years ago was a Christian Teens forum.

I'm not joking about any of this.

Send that fucking document.

Only thing that would urk me is I like loli. Porn is private for a reason and should never affect your life choices in any way, I think if you looked at anyones nut history you would be surprised, unless they are extremely puritan.
>in college, in class
>friend leaves room
>other friend decides it would be funny to look about on friends laptop he left behind
>Im sitting near so I go over
>we find folders of traps and beastiality
>we look at eachother
>close the laptop
>go back to what we were doing and never mention it
Still think that couldve been some life altering shit if we just started talking about that and making fun of him infront of the class.

good one man

ingame? It's non existent.

Don't Starve

>fp
>sc
>asdwdasdsdasaaaasdasda
Son, it says here that you have been killed by a "fleshpoint".
Are you a noob?

I am so not fucked and I so don't fucking care. in fact I welcome it for the follow up of court date.

>in game

I think the worst things are tied between telling someone to grab their dad's gun, go to a closet and blow their brains out and niggerfaggotshithead

vidya related porn? nothing too bad desu