Wake up

>wake up
>see this
>"Hello user. I am your new partner Digimon."
What do?

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Fuck it

Play with her body

a-aight
l-let's go save the digiworld or whatever

Ask why she has giant tits.

Both of these

She is made of digital data and the internet is full of tiddies.

>Drawing vaginas in the armpit
Why do they keep doing this? It's dumb.

How do you go from a cat to an angel?

SEX SLAVE

I'm a shota and I have a really nice dick. Any older ladies wanna /ss/ with me that look like girl in OP? Its 7.9 inches and pretty thick.

BOING

BOING
WAHOO

Devolve back into the dog form.

Give her clothes, feed her all of the eggs, you know the drill

Ask her to cuddle with me since i'm still sleepy then save the world, of course

mating press the shit out of her!!!

De-digievolve her all the way back to Punimon and get Gabumon instead.

Ask her where is Renamon.

But only girls get girl digimon

Doubt your little cock is big enough for her to feel any pleasure from that.

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>complaining about armpits
>not appreciating the tiddies
B O I

y-you too

honestly i'd probably be too intimidated/awkward to fuck her, so i'd probably just awkwardly go on adventures with her

also angels are too pure to sex them

reprogram her shithole

Biomerge

Listen, if this digimon can be a guy, you can have a girl digimon.

>angewomon thread

oh yes, more please

dedigivolve and then redigivolve her into something better

It'll just be a """girl""" digimon, problem solved.

Isn't this supposed to be a kids show?
What the fuck is wrong with Japan

wtf I ordered Ladydevimon

Or Beelstarmon

They thankfully don't have that American disease where the sufferer can't see anything sexual on TV because they might die.

I'm not (You) tho lol

>japan
>Not sexualizing everything

If you do lewd shit with her can you turn her into Lilithmon? Because if you can then that's my goal.

Stop making me want to buy the digimon game that comes out next month Sup Forums. I don't have time for a 90 hour rpg when I still have XC2 on my plate.

These things bother me.
Why are angels always good, and devils always bad?

Demand her to show me what she looks like under the helmet.

this is edited right?

Is that a camel toe

Yeah because Disney princesses weren't sexualized at all with megs and janes giant asses and jasmines and ariels half-nudity.

kys

I would assume so.

It's not always like that, you don't remember Tamers? A big theme is that virus digimon can overcome their evil nature.

And die

In some media this isn't the case. Mostly western comics and TV show the duality of both sides of the heaven/hell archetype, with angels sometimes being total assholes because of mysterious ways or some shit. And demons being morally ambiguous instead of outright evil. Usually to further their own ends, but they can try and go about it without fucking anyone over.

any image source available?

Guilmon didn't die.

Disney princesses aren't sexualized, they are just pretty to reinforce that American belief that pretty people are good and ugly people are evil.

Lmao get me S3 red dragon.

Have you even seen a Digimon show?

Beelzemon is a good guy in the show, and he's a Devil.

Well technically he was bad but then he turned good.

Cool cheap, Chinese Reaper knockoff.

>What do?
Hide under the covers, curl up into fetal position, and cry uncontrollably

>implying that's just an american thing
it goes all the way back to greek traditions

I think what the user meant to say was that, not only can Digimon FEEL and change their nature, the Digimon in Tamers can die 4 REEL.

Not only this, but time for some heresy, Disney's female characters are NOT attractive. If you put a comparison between say Belle versus say some of the females from Sailor Moon? Belle would lose completely.

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I know, I just like calling everything bad "American" since I really despise the US.
For example, these two are American posts

Did I say stop posting big boobed humanoid monster companions for children?

Please stop calling them Americans.

Canadians, Mexicans, and US peeps are Americans damn it.

Call them Unitednatians at least.

obsessed

OBSESSED

Hold hands

>What do?
Carefuly try to figure out if there's sexual implications in this "partnership" and proceed acordingly.

>peeps

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degenerate and evolve across lines until I get pic related

God damn it, I wanted a veemon

of course they aren't.

all I'm saying is that it is pathetic that lards bash japs for being too pervy, meanwhile you have stuff like miley cyrus, lady gaga, madonna and other scum are flashing their ugly vaginas to fucking 13 year olds. the muslims think you literally the shaitan for a fucking reason.

how did twitch fuck up the marathon so bad?
also tamers wasn't as good as I remember. as an edgy youth it was appealing to me but as a jaded adult I found the lighter tone of the other seasons more appealing.

>complaining about literal armpitpussy.
This fucking guy right here...

Why do all really human-like Digimon wear masks? I want to see Angewomon or Sakuyamon without them.

joke's on you i'm german

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The fact that I immediately knew that this was avante92 says some things.

I'd ask if she'd be up for a little 3 way action

Probably this. Just because she's my partner doesn't mean she'll want to fuck my mediocre dick. I'll just have to jerk it in the middle of Digimissions or whatever

is there any porn between these two? there has to be

where is this from??

HAIRY SHINS

She can save the digiworld in my pants

I fuckin hated the light hearted tone in the other seasons of Digimon. I think it was because when I was a kid, my family was poor, so I'd have to wait for Digimon to come on on a public channel. And they'd only show one fucking episode, and I'd want to watch more.

After the show I'd have to be pulled back to a shitty reality with no cartoon to save me.

But I did love Tamers and still do. Actually, I recently started to rewatch it in Japanese, and it's great. It also made me appreciate more the Digimon show and lore.

Beyblade.

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Can I trade her in for the digiwaifu I actually like?

Monster Rancher my man.

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I liked it as a kid. It was like a Chinese knock-off of Digimon and Pokemon

Extremely american posts

Jokes on you, german posts are actually even worse

>"y-you too..."

I'm just stating the facts.

Aren't those the weapons from kingdom hearts

Damn, Angewoman looks like THAT?!

autistic

bruh

love monster rancher for PS2

That blue dog was pretty neat, but i had a clear jelly guy that was badass

Until he died when my friend was over and i cried in my room so he had to go home (i was like 7 or something)

Are there any legitimately good Digimons games? I've only ever heard the PS1 ones mentioned (and even then, they got a fair amount of criticism)

weird, my family is fairly poor(working class, only one working parent, more than 4 kids etc.) but we still had cable. ironically I didn't get to watch much digimon and any other anime because I was fat due to poor diet and I had to pretend to be a smart kid to justify being fat so I couldn't like dumb kiddie cartoons. different strokes eh?

I don't think that tits are exclusive to Kingdom Hearts.

The DS games are okay. That's what I played.

>Hey big sis, wanna /ss/?

I'd prefer Renamon or Impmon, thanks

I think it was GBA